Eight-year-old Ye Jihuan and nine-year-old Wen Ruqin like this Uncle Xiao Fan, who has a friendly look, a sincere and cheerful smile, but speaks with confidence and openness, completely out of bounds, and full of abnormal sanity.

"Is that monster as big as a mountain? With so many trees knocked down at once, is it as big as a forest? Can't see the edge at a glance? Wen Ruqin's bright eyes widened, staring at Xiao Fan for a moment, and asked innocently.

The little girl's parents also sat at the dining table in the small living room and tasted tea, looking at each other speechlessly.

Ye Jihuan corrected: "You didn't pay attention to it, you said that what is very small is strength...... The strength is very strong! Uncle Shaw, right? ”

"That's right, it's small, it's just a kitten...... Not much bigger than a mouse. Xiao Fan touched Ye Jihuan's head, expressed his approval, and then said: "It's not accurate to say that you have a lot of strength, the main thing is that it's fast, have you heard of it?" There is a type of velocity called the speed of sound, and when an object moves faster than the speed of sound, it makes a very loud pop, which is the sound caused by tearing the air to produce heat energy. At such a speed, a small pebble, even a slightly tougher kernel, the apricot kernel of the kind of plum you like to eat, or the unripe pine nut, will have a powerful impact. ”

"And impact is destruction, this little kitten...... I mean monsters! At such a speed, as long as the tree is hit head-on, it will not fall down at once, but will come out of the body and knock a big hole in the trunk of the tree, and then the tree will of course fall. Of course, the premise is that this monster itself has a strong body that can accommodate high speeds, that is, the body must be able to resist, and if ordinary people reach this speed, the body will split. Xiao Fan said and took a sip of tea, he didn't admit that he was verbose, he only thought that he had to explain the law of movement of things to children, and it was really a bit of a painstaking speech.

The child's vivid exclamation came, and Wen Ruqin's smart big eyes opened wider, and she sighed: "It's amazing! ”

Ye Jihuan has read a lot, and he is more familiar with the concept of the movement of this object, so he asked: "Can Uncle Xiao deal with such a powerful monster?" ”

Xiao Fan slapped his thigh and said heroically: "It must be possible!" Then he said, "I'm on that plane planet, but I'm a beast at the top of the food chain...... Oh no, I mean, I'm faster than anything, the speed of light is indescribable, and the speed at which I move belongs to teleportation, thought! Got it? The idea is where I want to go, and I go there immediately, it's not too magical! ”

Wen Ruqin grinned and said, "Uncle Xiao is bragging!" ”

Ye Jihuan also laughed, obviously similar to his little friend Wen Ruqin, he resolutely couldn't believe Uncle Xiao's nonsense.

The uncle and aunt of the berserk pig laughed at the same time, the little daughter was so cute, she was finally in her senses, and she was not taken to the ditch by Xiao Fan.

To say that Xiao Fan's initial impression on them was quite good, and as a close friend of the late nephew Wen Liangheng, he came to visit and greet politely, carrying a bunch of gifts in large bags and small bags, talking about his relationship with the raging pig, and tears were in his eyes, with great regret, and his performance was very in line with the etiquette that a younger generation should have.

But as Xiao Fan mentioned the topic that the berserk pig should still be alive, the uncle and aunt clearly sensed that something was wrong.

Crazy sorrow and tears have become a thing of the past, the uncle and aunt have also recognized the fact that their nephew has passed away and there are no bones, the furious pig's clothes and graves have been worshipped, and the baby daughter Wen Ruqin cried so much that her liver and intestines were broken and rolled on the ground, but the death of this obedient and sensible nephew has become an objective fact, and no one can change it, this is the established law of the physical world.

Later, Xiao Fan talked about a bunch of things that were not there, such as soul fluctuations at the quantum level, and residual images of bioelectricity...... In short, the uncle and aunt couldn't listen to it. Wen Ruqin was coaxed by Uncle Xiao to be stunned, and repeatedly asked his brother how to resurrect him, Xiao Fan was also vague about this, but he felt that there should be a way, there was no doubt about the answer, and he had to consult Ji Qingqing and Nie Yuqing carefully to find out.

"Really! I'm not lying! I'm super powerful in that plane, can I lie to you kids? Xiao Fan even stood up and swore to the lamp, swearing.

Wen Ruqin's mother smiled silently, and said in her heart that you look like an adult, and there is not much difference between you and a child in terms of mentality. Wen Ruqin's father thought, Xiao Li is magnificent, rational and speculative, how could she give birth to such a son? When he spoke, he was completely ignorant of what he was talking about, and he was not sober at all.

"Well, I think what Uncle Xiao said...... It should be true. ”

Ye Jihuan is so ghostly, while responding casually, he squeezed his eyes at Wen Ruqin, Wen Ruqin nodded knowingly: "That's right, Uncle Xiao continued to tell the story of fighting monsters." ”

This little trick, let alone Xiao Fan, even Wen's father and mother will never be able to hide it, so Xiao Fan scratches his ears and cheeks, and the statements behind are scattered, many details are casually pinched, and they can't stand scrutiny.

The point is that he really doesn't have a single lie, all from his personal experience, the surreal experience of the problem, to the ears of ordinary people, no matter how it sounds, it sounds like a myth, and even a myth that does not have internal logic, it must be a lie made up.

Fortunately, Lan Shuilan and Xiao Liyun arrived together and finally relieved Xiao Fan. The two children did not despise Uncle Xiao Fan because of this, but snuggled in his arms very arbitrarily, picked one up by him, carried one on his shoulders, and ran to the balcony to spread joy.

By the time the four of them gossiped about the family, Xiao Fan had already gone out with the two children, played all day, and did not return safely until the evening.

What Ye Jihuan means is that Uncle Xiao's story is very good, and if the details can be arranged clearly, the story will be more interesting.

Wen Ruqin thinks that Uncle Xiao has no temper, and he looks like his brother Raging Pig, and he loves her very much.

The evening was naturally another feast, this time it happened at the uncle's aunt's house, the two children sat next to Xiao Fan, it seemed that they had made up their minds not to leave, and when Xiao Fan held a toast, he was cautious in his words and deeds, these two little guys are not easy to deal with, indulge in unbridled rhetoric, and make trouble to be asked by them to the cold scene, it is too embarrassing.

The embarrassed Xiao Fan tiredly dragged his heavy body into the demon path, and soon felt the intercom vibrate, and took it out casually to see that it was actually the Fire Feather Evil Cloud!

(End of chapter)