TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"It doesn't matter. ”

"Forget it. ”

"No!

In the face of Barney's apology, Leonard and Rajesh directly confessed, and before Howard could speak, he saw Sheldon erupt: "It took us 96 hours to reach the gate of Elzebob, conquer countless levels, kill countless goblins, and are about to get the Blade of Aesinos, but we failed because of your interruption, so, I don't accept your apology!"

"Wow, Sheldon, relax. ”

Howard left his hands off the keyboard to show his innocence, and pressed Sheldon falsely, "Barney is family, how can you be so rude?"

"Family?"

Sheldon didn't eat this, and shouted angrily: "I'm a Night Elf thief, I don't have any family at all, if I got the blade of Aesinos just now, I'm a sword saint now, and I don't need any family!"

After saying that, he shook his hand and went into the bedroom!

"I'm sorry. ”

Barney was also confused for a while, he knew that game obsessives existed, but his world was too far away to have close contact at all, and Sheldon's reaction was completely unexpected.

However, his brain circuit has always been peculiar, and in the face of ordinary people, he is either ashamed or annoyed in the face of this kind of response, but what he sees is a kind of persistence, an attachment similar to his tireless game of flowers, coupled with Owen's aura, Barney actually faintly admires Sheldon.

"Leave him alone, you're so funny, by the way, do you still lack wingmen in that way of life?"

Howard waved his hand, looked at Barney with sparkling eyes, and asked to join, but the picture Barney painted was too beautiful to make Howard yearn for it.

Raise your eyes to the peaks and drink from the stream.

Whip people to drink high, and travel on the prairie.

How chic is this!

"Welcome. ”

Barney examined Howard and found that the other party had some potential, so he didn't refuse at the first time, and said with a slight bow: "But before that, you must do one thing first." ”

"One thing, a hundred!"

Howard exclaimed happily.

"We are a group of top predators. ”

Barney raised his head and raised his hand slightly, chanting like a poet of the Middle Ages: "In the eyes of the world, we are noble, all of us should prostrate at our feet, and the noble apex predator must have his equipment." ”

"Equipment?cool!"

Howard looked expectant.

"Yes. ”

Barney gently stroked his suit from top to bottom, and said affirmatively: "A luxurious suit is a necessary equipment for a noble top predator, look at me, look at you, come on, are you still a baby who lives with your mother?"

So, suit up, put on the suit, and then run to the battlefield with us, tonight will be a legen, wait for it, dary, legendary, you will never forget the legendary night!"

“......”

Howard was first ashamed of the fact that Barney inadvertently poked that he was still a mom treasure, and then he was moved by Barney's legendary night, only to see him raise his finger and say, "Wait a minute, I'll go back and equip it first." ”

As he spoke, he walked out, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed a number, and shouted inside: "Mom, how many of my coming-of-age coupons do I have? Yes, I want to redeem them all!"

"I like him!"

Barney pointed to Howard's back and smiled at Owen.

"Can I join as well?"

Rajesh couldn't help but raise his hand.

"Foreigners?"

Barney glanced at Rajesh, bowed slightly, and before Rajesh could show joy, his voice suddenly changed: "I'm sorry, we already have Owen as a Chinese in our legendary team, but I have a good place to recommend to you." ”

"What is this?"

Rajesh asked in confusion as he watched Barney pull out a pen and write a line of numbers on his arm.

"This is the phone number of my brother James. ”

Barney winked his eyebrows and said, "Trust me, you'll definitely enjoy playing with him more, his lifestyle is also very awesome!"

"Really?"

Rajesh said stupidly.

"Alright, Barney, no kidding. ”

As soon as Owen saw Barney appear, he first ran away from Sheldon, and then exchanged Howard for a coming-of-age gift voucher in a flicker, ready to put on a suit and go hunting, and now introduced Rajesh to his gay brothers, and then glanced at Penny, who was only wearing pajamas and had an ugly face, and had to sigh in his heart that Barney's ability to make trouble was too strong.

"Rajesh, stop calling, James is a gay. ”

"I'm sorry, you're not?"

Barney apologized in surprise.

"Of course I'm not, of course I'm not gay......"

Rajesh waved his hand again and again, indicating that he was not, but in Barney's sincere gaze, his voice became lower and lower, and his weak and unconfident emotions rolled, picked up his coat, and walked out: "I still have something to do, I must go, goodbye." ”

"I'm gone, too. ”

Penny glared at Barney with an ugly face, gritted her teeth and said, "Barney~!"

As a carnivorous girl from Omaha, although her achievements are not as good as Barney's thousand-person slash, and even less than Owen's half-thousand-slash, but according to Sheldon's dating equation and carnivorous equation that never deceives people, she is also half a hundred slashes anyway, and she has also hit more than 200 people.

Barney's behavior just now, if Penny still can't see who the other party is, then she will be the third of the Big Bang Theory.

She suffers from the fact that she has not read many books, is not a female scientist, and her thinking is still in the realm of mortals, so naturally she is not as good as the experimental physicist Leslie Winkel, who is tired of waking up every morning with many men she doesn't know, and Elizabeth Plimpton, an astrophysicist who likes to play role-play.

Because they are both female scientists, and they have many similarities with Owen, the most prominent is that they like to work in groups, you know, the strength of the individual is always not as good as the strength of the team......

"Barney, why are you here?"

After the group dispersed, Owen began to ask.

"Of course I'm looking for my best friend. ”

Barney laughed.

"Huh. ”

Owen smiled and said, "Barney, what's wrong with Ted?

"Woooooooo ”

Barney made a cry and complained, "Owen, you know me best, I'm so disappointed in Ted that he actually said 'I love you' to the other person the first time we met, and pursued each other so hard that he didn't even participate in our daily hunts." ”

And so it was. ”

Owen thought to himself.

Ted Mosby, a seemingly honest and affectionate person, is actually an out-and-out scumbag, the so-called things gather by like, people by groups, how can people who can play with Barney every day be good stubble.

Except, of course, Owen, who is a really single-minded man......