Chapter 140: This mortal is talking about the three virtues and the four virtues, which is different from the demon world
Lin Bei and Bai Yun, you directly complained about the entire phenomenon of male superiority and inferiority of women.
Many passers-by turned their heads and looked at the man and woman with strange expressions, as well as the young man in front of him who was as red as a rotten persimmon.
There happened to be a drunken kiln sister passing by, and when she heard Lin Bei say that, she laughed.
"Well said! Why can men prostitute women, but we women can't prostitute men!! The old lady wants to find a man to prostitute! I want to find a prostitute with a little white face, a good figure, and a bed // on // Gong // Fit! ”
The maid on the side was so ashamed that she almost covered her girl's mouth with the cloth.
Sister Yao is still energetic, "Why don't you let me say it?" You think I don't have any money? Let me tell you, my mother has money, and my mother not only has to find a man, but also a group of men to drink and sing songs with me!! ”
Lin Bei nodded and pointed at the kiln sister, "See?" What a good thing this girl said. ”
Lin Miao was about to cry, and lowered her voice, "Big sister! Don't be so loud! In the eyes of men in the mortal world, women should stay at home to cook, cook and take care of children, rich people are called canaries, rich people are called servants, give birth to children for you, pass on the ancestry, have to take children, accompany you to bed at night, promise to be loyal to you, and don't bring pay, understand? ”
Lin didn't glare, "Won't you?" ”
Lin Miao rubbed her big red face and sighed, "No, it can't be compared with the demon world, don't always put the demon world's set here." The mortal woman talks about three obedience and four virtues, and the bird depends on the person. So, eldest sister, don't shout, I've lost all my face to you. ”
Lin Bei was extremely unconvinced, and secretly thought in her heart that after tonight, she would have to go back and swallow Long Qi. turned around and caught him and called him a lady.
What kind of tattered rules are these, why do you have to do everything with men, what do women do?
Bai gave birth to two hands and two feet, plus a head.
If a woman has to be obedient to four virtues, she wants to take care of her children at home and do housework or something, why should she grow her brains, just grow her hands and feet and it's over.
……
When a few people arrived at the outskirts of the city, the humanoid figure was afraid of delaying things, so it directly became a prototype.
Lin Miao became a slender orange cat, and her steps went directly to the tree.
Bai Yun turned into a white fox with a big tail, but fortunately he didn't display all nine tails, otherwise he would have thought he could wash his tail for a day just by going back to wash his tail.
Lin Bei turned into a black crow and flew towards the sky with a familiar way.
The trio patrolled in different directions.
They had just left on the front foot, and the aunt who had just returned from visiting relatives with a vegetable basket on the back foot happened to see this scene.
Frightened her, her spirit, which had just been drowsy, woke up in an instant.
She didn't recognize those two, but she only recognized Lin Miao, who was a fast catcher in the yamen. This little brother has an excellent attitude and is helpful on weekdays, and often helps the neighbors to do things, and the villagers here know him.
He's he, he's he, he's a cat?!!
"I ...... Oh my god!! ”
……
Lin Miao worked hard all night, but there was no substantive result, and she went back drowsy.
As a result, I heard a commotion in the yamen, and someone was shouting loudly there.
Lin Miao was about to see it, but a catcher who came out to do an errand saw him and said with a smile, "Xiaolin, have you found any clues?" ”
Lin Miao shook his head, and the catcher smiled, "It's okay, this thing takes its time, whether it's a person making trouble or a ghost making trouble, you can't be in a hurry." ”
"I see."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the noisy voice in the yamen roaring, "I'm really right, that Lin Miao of your yamen, Xiaolin, he is really not a human, it's a cat, it's really a cat, I'm not wrong!" ”
Lin Miao mentioned it in her heart, and her expression looked a little flustered.
How did she know she was a cat?
Hearing this, the catcher on the side shook his head helplessly, "This Aunt Li probably has a brain problem!" I came to the yamen early in the morning and said, you are a cat demon, heh, you can really pull it, now Ancheng is making a fuss, what kind of cat demon theory is she still stumbling on, the idle egg hurts, and I don't know which non-eyed god stick is fooling. ”
After saying that, he went out with a knife in his hand.
Lin Miao walked there suspiciously.
In the lobby of the Yamen, the master rubbed his temples, dozed off with two panda eyes, and listened to Aunt Li promoting feudal superstitions there.
"I really didn't lie to you, Lin Miao is really a cat, I saw it with my own eyes, his prototype is a yellow tabby cat, so big, not fat, and it will run up the tree with a thorn."
The master was probably impatient with the noise, and pointed to himself, "Aunt Li, have you seen me?" ”
Aunt Li nodded, "Look...... See. ”
The master said, "Do you know what kind of demon I am? ”
Aunt Li, "......"
The master rubbed his big cake face, "I'm a monster turned into a tiger, our yamen is actually a monster, Lin Miao is a cat demon, Xu Er is a horse demon, Chen Dongyu is a fish demon, look at his small face and big eyes, it's not a fish, it's all lost." So Auntie! Go back! Don't stay here, hey, by the way, remember to help our yamen keep secrets! ”
Aunt Li was speechless and was pushed out by the master, and when she came out of the yamen, she turned her head suddenly, "I'm really not joking with you, it's true, Lin Miao is really ......"
"Yes, yes, I'm not joking with you, this yamen is a monster nest, and our county master is also a monster."
Even coaxed Aunt Li out, and the master turned his head and saw Lin Miao, "You're here!" Don't talk to me, I have a terrible headache. ”
After speaking, the master yawned and went back to make up for sleep.
In the past few days, there have been so many murders in Ancheng, and the people in the yamen have been reversed day and night, and the master, who has a good ability to perform an autopsy, was dragged by them to conduct an autopsy last night and didn't sleep all night.
No one in the entire yamen would believe Aunt Li's monster theory.
Looking at the master's back, Lin Miao smiled.
Also, if he didn't know that he was a cat demon, he probably wouldn't believe this set of statements.
……
Long Qi slept deeply, and when he woke up, he was overwhelmed by something.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Lin Don't wrap around him, sleeping soundly, I don't know what I dreamed of, and muttered "Lady, lady." ”
Long Qi looked at Lin Bei asleep, stared at her for a long, long time, he really hoped that this life would be like this forever and not change again.
He wanted to watch Lin Bei sleep forever and stay by her side forever.
After thinking about it, Long Qi stretched out his hand and pulled the broken hair on Lin Bei's face to both sides, and just half of it, Lin Bei pressed it again, and this time he understood the dream language in Lin Bei's mouth.
"Little lady Longqi, don't worry, I will definitely eat you, obedient."
Long Qi was dumbfounded by Lin Bei's words, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while.
Lin Bei estimated that he was awakened by Long Qi's staring, and when she opened her eyes in a daze, she saw Long Qi looking at her, and leaned over to kiss him, "Long Qi little lady." ”
Long Qi cleared his throat in embarrassment, and in line with the gentleman's theory of "don't see, don't touch, don't think", he forcibly twisted his gaze, "You...... How in my bed? Yes...... What is the system? ”
Lin Bei held his head, "What about the system?" Is there any, do you want a Lin here? ”
Long Qi, "......"
Lin Bei reached out and grabbed Long Qi's chin, learning to tease people, "Don't worry, I use Athena's body now, I won't eat you, and when I use my own body, I will defile you early." Little beauty, don't be too anxious. ”
Long Qi was teased by Lin Bei so much that his Adam's apple rolled several times, which forced the throbbing in his heart, "Nonsense! ”
I like the hall, your daughter-in-law has gone crazy again, please collect: () The hall, your daughter-in-law has gone crazy again, and the update speed is the fastest.