"I hate this face-watching world!"

"How can the world be so superficial?" Becoming a classmate who runs the trick is inevitably a burst of complaints! Add emotion!

"That's it! Okay, be quiet, I'll go find a vacant classroom and clean it up later, so you can go and practice, and now class! The counselor patted the desk and said.

It's another boring class, except for Mei Youqian who is serious about studying, the other animals are too empty!

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Banhua Xu Yaoyao as Yu Ji - "Since I fought with the king in the east and west, I have suffered from wind and frost and toiling year after year. Hate only hated the unprincipled Qin to ruin the lives of the people, and only caused the people to suffer. ”

Wang Lin as Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu: "The gun picked several generals in the Han camp, although he was brave, how could he beware of being buried on all sides!" Spread an order to Hugh to send troops to return to the camp tent, which caused you to be panicked. ”

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Wang Lin and Xu Yaoyao are familiar with each other's lines!

Of course, although Mei Youqian and others are playing tricks, they still have some lines! Mei Youqian and other classmates who played tricks said in a sad tone, "It's really sad to serve in the army for thousands of miles, and you can't go back after ten years of fighting!" The parents are at home, and they are looking forward to the return of their children in the morning and twilight. If you die on the battlefield, who do your parents, wives and children rely on? ”

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A group of people were in the empty classroom that the counselor had cleaned up, and it was a ghost crying wolf!

Not only their archaeology class is like this, it can be said that the situation is the same in the universities of Bucheng now, even if they can't come out on the day of the campus art festival, stand out, and be the most shining star in the crowd, they can't be the crane tail, the worst one, this will affect the fame of the university, and the fame will directly affect the future enrollment in the future!

"It's sad to serve in the army for thousands of miles, and you can't go back after ten years of fighting! The parents are at home, and they are looking forward to the return of their children in the morning and twilight. If you die on the battlefield, who do your parents, wives and children rely on? Mei Youqian read it over and over again with the others, and she felt parched!

"Lao Mei, look at Wang Lin's livestock!" Yang Luo leaned over and said with some jealousy.

According to the words, Wang Lin was looking at each other with Banhua Xu Yaoyao at this time, saying those lines to each other affectionately, and the rest of them were goosebumps!

It can be said that Lang has the intention of having a concubine, and even the lines are very emotional!

"Alas~ It seems that you can really do whatever you want if you are handsome!" Zhang Wei, the masturbating man on the side, looked at it with envy.

Wang Shuai: "I hate this world of looking at faces!" How did Banhua fall so quickly! ”

At the request of the counselor, a group of people stayed here except for eating, and practiced howling ghosts and wolves!

In fact, many times, as long as the counselor is no longer a group of people, there is no practice at all, lying on the floor in twos and twos chatting and playing with mobile phones!

Anyway, they take turns to stand guard, as long as they see the counselor coming to check the post, they quickly get up and pretend......

It wasn't until the evening that the counselor let them go, and the crowd left the damn practice room like salted fish!

Eating, wandering around campus, taking a shower, chatting and spanking...... Sleep, a set of unexplained combos!

Day by day, day by day, in addition to class, is to practice!

Devil!!

Time flies quickly, more than ten days have passed in a blink of an eye, and the campus art festival is coming.

If you want to stand out in this campus art festival, it is obviously not enough to rely on wonderful performances, but also to have enough gimmicks, as well as the atmosphere, decoration, and environment on campus!

So on the day of the arrival of the Campus Art Festival... The campus has been lit up, and there are five-colored flags hanging everywhere, rows of small red lanterns, and flashing small lanterns...... Slogans hung everywhere.

"Warmly welcome to the Campus Arts Festival."

"We warmly welcome other students to visit our school!"

"Warmly welcome the inspection of the superior leaders."

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On this day, if you see a person wearing underwear, don't be nervous, don't think he's a pervert, he may be Superman when he comes to the stage, even if you see a person wearing red underwear, you don't have to be nervous, he may be a certain middle two comics, and he will play a certain anime character in a certain island country when he will come on stage!

Still in the classroom that the counselor had sorted out.

According to the counselor's request, I finally practiced the stage play that I was going to perform on stage.

Finally, the counselor gave some lectures to the students who were going to perform on stage......

It's nothing more than not to be nervous when you go on stage, to play the role you played well as you just practiced, and don't have stage fright!

I walked out of the classroom and went backstage on the stage.

"Alas~" Wang Shuai took off his helmet and threw it around in his hand!

"This turtle shell, how can Wang Lin's ancient costume look good!"

"Cut, the dead fat man must look better than you if he is the protagonist, otherwise you still want to dominate?" Yang Luo seems to like this second-hand acting armor that he has scooped up, and from time to time he takes a few selfies with his mobile phone!

There are a lot of busts in the backstage of the stage, which are used for makeup for people who are ready to perform on stage.

Mei Youqian looked at himself in the mirror wearing armor, although he didn't say that he was as handsome as Wang Lin, but his facial features were upright and angular, especially when he wore a helmet and covered his shiny bald head, although his skin was a little dark, it was not an exaggeration to say that he was actually a handsome guy, but the bald head that didn't grow hair lowered his appearance!

"Come here, come here, the next one will be you!" The counselor beckoned, retracting his gaze from himself in the mirror, and came to the counselor's side with the others.

The counselor possessed Tang Seng again, and said a lot of things to tell them not to be nervous, but Mei Youqian saw that they were not nervous, but the counselor was very nervous!

In Mei Youqian, their last performance was Huatian University students, and they performed the funny comedy "Chrysanthemum Monster vs. Bump Man", although under the guise of funny and comedy, but Mei Youqian watched it, and he only felt vulgar and boring! And there's a hint of perversion!

"Okay, thank you for the wonderful performance just now from Huatian University, and then the only class from the Department of Archaeology of Pucheng University to bring us a wonderful performance, farewell concubine!" A man and a woman introduced in a beautiful voice!

With a kind of ...... similar to that unique to Peking Opera

"Knock knock...... Boom! A long ......"

Mei Youqian and his group made a shining appearance with their unique steps!

Banhua Xu Yaoyao as Yu Ji first pinched her voice and sang: "Look at the king sleeping in the tent and clothes, I am out of the tent and scattering sorrows." Gently moved to the former wilderness and stood still, and suddenly looked up to see the blue falling moonlight and clear. ”

At this time, the student in charge of the monologue opened his mouth and recited: "The clouds are empty, the ice wheels are surging, and it is a clear autumn scene." At this time, it was time for them to shout, "Wow! As a result, Wang Shuai, that kid didn't know if he was too excited or deliberate, he sprayed Mei Youqian with a mouth, and his face was saliva! Because at this time, the stage was already full of audiences, as well as the school leaders of Pucheng University, the leaders of other universities, and the students from other universities who came to watch the performance, although they felt very disgusting, but in order to prevent them from practicing hard for half a month, Mei Youqian could only hold back and didn't wipe it!

Banhua Xu Yaoyao as Yu Ji is devoted to the recitation, and the tone is devoted, 7 has a sense of substitution, plus a sad background music - "Although the moonlight is good, but the four fields are full of sad sounds, which is miserable." Just because the king of Qin has no way, so that the soldiers are all around, the heroes are chasing the deer, and the lives are ruined, so that those who are innocent and the people are far away from their fathers and mothers, and abandon their wives and children, how can people not hate. It is the heroes of the ages who fight for something to win the cold of prisoners of war on the battlefield. ”

It's time for the lines of the trick again: "The parents are left at home, who do the wives and children rely on......"

A classmate in the class plays Soldier A: "Guys, come on, come on...... Guys, did you hear me? ”

At this time, it was Mei's turn to be rich, and he said emotionally: "Hey, man, what do you hear?" The classmate in the class said, "Why do the songs of the enemies on all sides have the same flavor as the tone of our hometown?" What's going on? ”

At this time, the people who should be playing tricks said together: "What's going on? ”

At this time, the character played by Zhang Wei spoke, and I saw Zhang Wei say with a kidney deficiency: "Alas, I understand." ”

They asked, "What do you understand?" ”

Zhang Wei continued to say with a look of kidney deficiency: "This must be Liu Bang's acquisition of Chu Land, and the soldiers recruited are all our villagers, so the singing voice is the same as the tone of our hometown, don't you say?" ”

They all said: "Yes, yes, yes......"

The soldier played by Zhang Wei continued to speak: "Oh, this is dangerous! ”

They all said, "What's wrong?" ”

The soldier played by Zhang Wei said: "You think, since being trapped under the wall, our eldest prince is looking forward to the Chu army to rescue him every day, and now Liu Bang has won the land of Chu, and the backup is cut off, and there are only 8,000 soldiers left, who are injured every day, plus they are all homesick, how can he still have the strength to resist, this, isn't it in danger!" ”

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