Xiao Duan leaned in to take a look and found that a woman in her thirties was holding on to a person, and that person was his student in the martial arts hall.

"The people in your martial arts hall are amazing, can people who practice martial arts hit people casually."

"I'm telling you, I have to pay for breaking my dad today."

Xiao Duan listened for a while and understood, it turned out that his own students knocked down an old man, and his children came to ask for compensation. According to the regulations of the federal government, people who practice martial arts are not allowed to do anything to ordinary people. Because people who practice martial arts have strong combat effectiveness, it is possible to beat people to death with a light punch. If you do it casually, then the world is in chaos.

But it's not right, my own student is not bad. Although it didn't reach the star level, it wasn't so blind that it hit the old man. Look at the old man again, he was so injured that he was lying on the ground and had fainted, so he acted a little too much.

I see, this is a porcelain touch.

Earlier, it was martial arts practitioners who bullied ordinary people, but since the promulgation of the federal law, there have been incidents of ordinary people touching porcelain martial arts practitioners.

These porcelain touchers usually look for inexperienced young people, because they generally have better family conditions and don't know how to deal with this kind of thing, so they will give some money.

That uncle obviously saw that the Snow Eagle Martial Arts Hall recruited a lot of new students yesterday, and knew that they had made money. And many of the people who come here to study are the children of wealthy families. So I found an opportunity, touched a student, fell to the ground and fainted. As soon as he fainted, his daughter arrived.

"What's wrong, what's going on?"

Xiao Duan pretended not to know, and first pushed through the crowd and squeezed through. At this time, the senior brother was already scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously. Don't look at his big face and thick neck muscles, but he can't handle this kind of thing. There is a federal law, and there are so many neighbors watching, you can't pick up the old man from the ground and beat him.

"You're the coach here, hurry up and lose money."

When the woman saw Xiao Duan coming, she asked him to lose money without saying a word.

"Don't worry, I've studied medicine and I'll show him first."

Xiao Duan lied without blinking an eye, he actually didn't study medicine, so he just said it to bluff people. However, when he bluffed like this, the woman was a little scared, mainly because she was afraid that her father's pretense of fainting would be recognized.

"Senior brother, are you still a child?"

Xiao Duan looked at the old man lying on the ground, and then suddenly asked such a sentence, and directly asked the senior brother in confusion. What do you mean, do you have to be a virgin to save people? The eldest brother is an introvert, usually more honest, and he blushes when he sees a younger female head.

But honest people also make mistakes, once he couldn't hold back and went to the red light district and accidentally broke his body. So when I was suddenly asked today, I was so suffocated that my face turned red.

"Forget it, I don't ask you, Xinxin, come here."

Xin Xin is the little fat man recruited by the Snow Eagle Martial Arts Pavilion yesterday, he is only twelve years old, and he must be a child.

"As far as I know, the boy's urine can save people, Xinxin, you wake him up with hot urine, remember to aim at his face."

Xiao Duan pointed to the uncle lying on the ground, asked Xinxin to pee on him, and aimed at his face.

"You......

What are you going to do, how can you pee on my dad. ”

The woman who made trouble didn't do it when she heard it, and it was not easy for her father to pretend to be faint and cheat some money, how could she be urinated. If you get a face of urine, how sassy it is.

"Don't worry, this method has been tried, don't you want to save him? Do you want to save your father or do you want money, you can't touch porcelain, right? ”

Xiao Duan took the lead beside him, and the onlookers also began to coax, especially the students of the Snow Eagle Martial Arts Hall.

"yes, I've also heard that children's urine can save people."

"Is Xinxin's urine enough, if not, I'll take a dip."

Everyone gossiped and encouraged Xinxin to pee quickly. Don't look at him as just a twelve-year-old child, but he was still a little embarrassed to pee in front of everyone, so he looked at Xiao Duan in embarrassment: "Coach, I've been urinating a little yellow these days." ”

Xiao Duan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he immediately replied to him: "The yellow urine is good, the effect of yellow urine is obvious, hurry up and wake him up with hot urine." ”

Things have come to this, and Xinxin is embarrassed to refuse. So he began to untie his pants and was about to pee on the uncle's body, and he listened to Coach Duan's words to sprinkle on his face.

Uncle has been pretending to be dizzy, and at first he heard that he was going to pee on himself and was a little unconvinced, but when he saw that Xinxin began to untie his pants, he was so frightened that he crawled up.

"Oh uncle, you're fine, don't you faint for a while, the boy's urine is very replenished."

The words of the small paragraph are full of irony. knew that the uncle was pretending to be dizzy, and deliberately let people urinate him. What the uncle is most afraid of is that if Xinxin doesn't wake up after soaking in urine, others will make persistent efforts. There are too many children in the Snow Eagle Martial Arts Gym, and he really can't stand it.

"It's okay, maybe it's too hot and a little heatstroke."

The uncle smiled awkwardly, and then gave his daughter a look. It means that if you don't leave quickly, it's a shame to stay here. In the future, let's change to a martial arts gym to touch porcelain, this one's coach is not easy to mess with.

"It turned out to be heat stroke, and heat stroke on a cloudy day is really magical. I have an ancestral secret recipe for this disease, you can go back and drink more child's urine to relieve the heat. ”

When the uncle heard this, he was so frightened that he turned his head and ran, and he was more athletic than the young man. What are you kidding, not only do you want to take urine to nourish me, but I also want to pour urine into me, and if you don't run at this time, you will wait for when.

Seeing the uncle fleeing in a hurry, everyone laughed. Only then did the senior brother react, it turned out that Xiao Duan asked him if he was a virgin. It's a pity that I only entered the red light district on impulse, otherwise I could still save people with urine.

Belch...... Xiao Duan saw the confused eyes of the senior brother, and thought to himself that this guy would not take it seriously. Fortunately, he is not a child, otherwise he would definitely make a joke when he uses urine to save people.

"Let's go, let's go in training."

"Xinxin, tie your belt quickly, your pants are about to fall off."

Xiao Duan beckoned the students to enter the martial arts hall for training, and turned his face to see that Xinxin's trouser belt was untied and not tied yet. It was only when he shouted that he reacted, and quickly tied his belt. When you're training for a while, you can't let your pants fall off.

Now the business of the martial arts hall is not easy to do, and the New Oriental martial arts hall next door has begun to rob people. All kinds of discounts, and two meals a day. Everyone wondered if they were martial arts training classes or chef training classes.

The reason why the New Oriental Martial Arts Hall has been doing so well recently is that in addition to the low price of rice, the name is also very important.

Although the Pingyang Martial Arts Academy is already good, the provincial Oriental Martial Arts Academy is even better. The New Oriental Martial Arts Hall is to add a new word in front of the East, which sounds as if there is something related to the two. Then through various unofficial channels, some gossip was released, and participating in training at New Oriental could ensure that the Oriental Martial Arts Academy and the like could be sent to the Oriental Martial Arts Academy, which led many parents to believe that their children were sent to training classes.