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The door opened, and a young man in a black robe stepped out of the carriage and stopped for a moment. Then with the carriage, slowly disappeared in place.

In an elegant restaurant in the city, Jiang Ning wore casual clothes and sat alone in a small private room to eat. Long hair, covered by a sports cap. While eating, he thought about how to shirk his parents' accountability when he returned home.

"I haven't been in touch with my family for more than a month, and I don't know what my parents should be anxious about." Thinking about it, Jiang Ning had a little headache. Especially my father's violent temper, when he can't see himself, he won't necessarily beat himself.

Thinking about it, this homesickness was strong again.

Simply, I didn't eat the rest of the meal, checked out and left.

Out of the restaurant, I came to a small alley that few people visited. The wand tapped at him, disappeared, and rose into the sky.

……

Looking at the security door in front of him, Jiang Ning hesitated slightly, he was still a little scared.

After a while, he gritted his teeth and knocked on the door.

Knock knock!

It didn't take long for the door to open, and his mother's obviously emaciated cheeks came into Jiang Ning's eyes.

"Mom..."

Jiang Ning shouted tremblingly, her mother was obviously stunned, glanced at Jiang Ning in disbelief, and cried: "Where did you die!! After speaking, he hugged Jiang Ning and cried bitterly, and his father heard the crying and walked out of the room to see what was going on.

"Dad!"

"Where have you been?" Dad snarled.

Jiang Ning obviously heard the anger in his father's words, and he didn't dare to answer.

"Lao Tzu asked you, where did you die?"

Dad's roar was so loud that the neighbors around him heard it and opened the door to watch. Seeing Jiang Ning coming back, he was obviously stunned: "Xiao Ning, are you back?" Where have you been for more than a month? I don't know how to call home, call your mobile phone and keep prompting to turn it off, and your friends call your mobile phone like this. Look, your parents are in a hurry, and they have called the police. ”

Jiang Ning smiled and said, "Hehe, this is hard to say. ”

At this time, my mother also came back to her senses, and her baby pimple heart and liver came home, which was more important than anything else. dragged Jiang Ning into the house, and said to Jiang Ning's father: "If you have something to say, don't go outside." ”

Dad still had some scruples about this, snorted heavily, turned around and went into the house to sit on the sofa and smoke a cigarette in a muffled voice.

Waiting for his parents to sit on the sofa, Jiang Ning knelt heavily on the ground and kowtowed to his parents to admit his mistakes. After worrying for more than a month, Jiang Ning clearly saw that the sideburns of their second elder and the hair on both sides of their forehead were obviously gray hair.

"Get up, it's cold on the ground. Don't freeze your knees! Seeing Jiang Ning kneeling on the ground, her mother hurriedly pulled Jiang Ning up.

When the father saw it, he put down his crossed legs, and when he saw the child and his mother pulling, he didn't get up. However, Jiang Ning could clearly feel the change in his parents' mentality, and he was obviously relieved to see him come back.

After Jiang Ning got up, the second elder began to interrogate Jiang Ning about the situation of Jiang Ning's disappearance these days.

"Say, is it a pyramid scheme, so people can't get out?" Dad asked.

I don't blame my dad for thinking so, it's really like this, and I can't put an end to it. Although it has been severely cracked down and stopped for a while, it still exists. People who engage in pyramid schemes do not dare to attract locals, and they generally fool people into entering from other places. Once inside, it's not easy to figure it out, and there are people following you everywhere.

So the second elder once doubted whether his baby son was fooled into a pyramid scheme.

Therefore, after meeting Jiang Ning, the first thing I asked him was whether he had been fooled into a place where he was engaged in pyramid schemes.

Jiang Ning sweated profusely, and found that he was telling the truth to his parents or something, and he didn't know where to start: "Dad, I didn't enter a pyramid scheme." ”

"Didn't get into MLM?"

"If you didn't go in, where did you go for more than a month? Calling your phone can still get through at first, and then it keeps prompting to turn it off. It's not in the service area or something, so where are you going? Why don't you say hello to home? What a mess out there! There are so many bad people, if something happens, don't live at home. "It seems that when parents educate their children, they all say that there is chaos in the field and there are many bad people.

Therefore, when Jiang Ning was still young in the past, his perception of the outside world was that there were still wars in other places. There is a shortage of soldiers, and people die every day...... However, when I went out and looked around, I found that this was not the case at all.

As long as you don't die and provoke outsiders, no one will bully you because they don't like you.

Jiang Ning really didn't know what to say, so he simply wanted something practical and spoke with facts!

"Mom and Dad, look!"

When his parents' eyes gathered on the palm of his right hand, Jiang Ning secretly gathered a cloud of white mist, but only a layer of cool air and a small piece of thin ice appeared in the palm.

It seems that the world consciousness has suppressed me even more! ’

At the end of the day, the rules are pure. At all, there is no room for supernatural power to exist, and the suppression of these people is even greater.

"You're not telling us that you've been out to learn magic for more than a month?" Looking at the mist and thin ice that appeared in Jiang Ning's palm, his parents were surprised, but they didn't think of anything else, what they thought of was magic.

"It's witchcraft, not magic."

"What's the difference?"

"Magic is deceptive, and witchcraft is the law of man-made interference between heaven and earth. So as to condense fire, ice, flying in the sky, and so on. Forget it, you don't believe it. He took off the carriage pendant from his neck and placed it on the floor.

In the curious, surprised and shocked eyes of the parents, the carriage gradually returned to its original appearance.

"It's... This..."

A carriage appeared out of thin air in the house, and the carriage was still witnessed by himself from a small pendant to a 'behemoth' nearly three meters long, more than one meter wide, and nearly two meters high.

After that, Jiang Ning explained his adventures to his parents in detail.

……

"So, you're a wizard now?"

Dad took over the topic: "In the novel, the Gu cultivation witchcraft in the southwest part?" ”

Jiang Ning shook his head: "To be exact, this system is similar to the system in Western fantasy!" Different from our traditional Chinese witchcraft, if this system is the only one that is the same as China, it is probably that the Taoist pursuit of 'the unity of heaven and man, the day and the sun soar' realm is similar. It's all about eternal life! ”

"So you're now..."

Jiang Ning knew what his parents wanted to ask, and said with a smile: "My current limit life span is six thousand years!! ”

"6,000 Years !!"

Mom and Dad were shocked, what a concept of 6,000 years! How long is China old? It's only 5,000 years old, and the rest are like ancient Egypt, ancient Babylon, and ancient India, and their civilization is not as good as China. And successively, it has been exterminated by foreign races, but China has survived to this day.

This is also a place that makes the common people proud and recognized, and the barbarians of Europe are because they do not have such a long history. Therefore, we strive to elevate the status of science. Promote their values such as cooking, while constantly satirizing the backwardness of Chinese tradition, and at the same time constantly protecting their own domestic architectural relics with a little history, etc. But anyone with a clear mind will not be brainwashed by the European set.

The more you don't have it, the more precious it is, and the more you lose, the more you know how to cherish it. Their language is not comparable to the beautiful Chinese characters, which are about 100,000 characters. For daily life, a few thousand words are enough.

Moreover, there are many things in their language that cannot be translated, and there are many Chinese characters with homophones and different words, and homophonic words are added. What does it mean to combine and what does it mean to split separately? When different words are combined, they have another meaning. Can other words be compared? No, not at all, compared to our beautiful Chinese characters. They're just a piece of shit! Not convinced? The Tao Te Ching is translated in your language, and the general meaning can be approached? Or, straight lady thief, Niang Xipi, Malegobi, you will translate for you?

To put it bluntly, it's jealousy! They don't have such a long history, so they have very little culture. I can't find too many subjects to shoot in movies, either the Middle Ages or the future. And what about China? Just my 'Great Qing' kept shooting, thinning, deaf, mediocre or something, and I shot it over and over again. In the more than 200 years of history of my 'Great Qing Dynasty', I have been able to shoot countless new tricks. What's more, the history of China for 5,000 years?

……

Then, Jiang Ning took out the kettle containing the water of eternal life, and the crystal clear kettle reflected the slightly misty water of eternal life contained inside.

"The water of eternal life!"