Chapter 132: What the hell! Heal your brain
Bai Yun waited for the Lantern Festival and felt that he was about to get nervous.
His mind was full of what happened on the day of the Lantern Festival, and he thought about it hundreds of times just by holding his hand, and he secretly thought about it thousands of times.
But this is purely a book of spring that he got from the mortal world "accidentally" and with a lot of effort, and he was cheeky and soft... Palace·· The yellow color and waste inspiration brought by the picture.
Since it was inspiration, Bai Yun didn't dare to let this inspiration turn true, he just thought about it secretly.
Thinking that luck is better, I can touch my little hands.
If you're lucky, you might be able to kiss the mouth.
As for the rest...... I don't dare.
A few days before the Lantern Festival, Bai Yun's head was full of a book from the Spring Festival. Palace·· The Yellow of the Figure·· The color scrap warehouse was like someone had kicked him twice, and he blew up his head, so his mind was full of yellow waste.
Huang couldn't take it with him in Qingqiu, so he ran away from home to find Lin goodbye.
When I arrived, I saw Lin Bei squatting there to feed the chickens, and the chickens wanted to go over and eat something, after all, the vegetable leaves in Lin Bei's hands were too verdant, and their saliva was out of control.
But the old hen said that their poultry themselves are incompatible with the fish, protecting the chicks and refusing to let them pass.
So Lin Bei squatted for a long time, stunned that no chicken came.
Bai Yun's wild fox smell, even if humans can't smell the fox smell on his body with their sense of smell, but for the well-informed old hen, Bai Yun's identity can be seen through at a glance.
The old hen, who was already hostile to Linbei, was even more cautious to protect the chicks one by one extremely well, staring at Linbei with round eyes and looking at Linbei with disdain.
It said that the fish had no good intentions.
Do you really want to treat your chicks as fish? Hum! Don't even think about it.
"What are you going to do?" Lin Bei saw Bai Yun coming, and threw the vegetables in his hand suspiciously.
The snobbish chickens immediately pounced and swallowed the leaves in twos and threes.
Bai Yun pretended to chat with Lin Bei for a few words, and then he felt that it was almost over, so he said dryly, "Lin Bei!" That, when are you going back to Yusu Mountain? ”
Don't be suspicious, "What are you going to do?" ”
Bai Yun touched his nose, "I want to see the finch, it's not like I don't see him every three autumns, I haven't seen him for decades, if you don't want to help." ”
Lin Bei, "......"
It just so happened that Long Qi came back from the ground.
The outfit was indeed decent, and it looked like a peasant, but it was limited to appearance.
Long Qi's ability to turn over the ground and grow vegetables is simply a mess, turning the ground is almost a hoe, others work hard to plant, and Long Qi costs a hoe to plant the land.
The ground has not been turned over by half, and a dozen hoes have been destroyed.
It is estimated that the people in this village can't stand it anymore, so they organized a field ploughing education team to teach the Emperor how to turn the soil, how to sow seeds, and how to be a decent farmer.
In the past few days, Long Qi has finally figured out a little trick, and for the first time, he feels that the mystery of turning the ground is more mysterious than the spell.
He didn't practice spells as hard as he did now, and for the first time, the great immortal of the Nine Heavens Champion level was deflated in the mortal world.
Now, Long Qi came back and heard this, and glanced at Bai Yun, "What's so difficult about this?" ”
As a result, the immortals of Yusu Mountain, led by Zixuan Tianzun, received a bundle of invitations, which said that the new residence of the Emperor Hexi Heavenly Emperor had been completed in the mortal world.
The gods and bird demons of Yusu Mountain were very excited, and it was hard for the blue eyes of the Emperor of Heaven to imagine that they would come to Yusu Mountain.
A large group of birds began to prepare gifts.
There are also many birds who have just become demons and don't know the rules very well, and after receiving the invitation, they immediately got up and rushed there. In their mere minds, showing up is far more important than bringing a gift.
As a result, there are dozens of times more birds in the whole village than in previous years, and the sky above the whole village is crowded with birds.
When he came, the peacock patriarch of the Feather Clan had instructed him not to cause trouble to mortals.
Those little bird demons thought about it, they couldn't bring trouble, so don't provoke mortals, so they all squeezed into the nearby mountains and forests. There are often hundreds of harpies parked on a tree, chirping non-stop.
The villagers who provoked heard the magpie report the good news one second, and they were overjoyed, and the next second they heard the crow report the funeral.
With a heavy heart, I wondered if something was wrong at home, and then the magpie began to bark again.
Finally, the mood was a little better, and the crow began to rub away the slightly better mood of the villagers again.
By the time a few big demons and immortals arrived, the villagers had already taken turns from the mixed emotions of joy and sorrow, and they had lost much feeling about the legendary "happy sparrow and crow mourning".
Bai Yunmei sat there and looked at the peacock patriarch in the name of celebrating the completion of the "Emperor's New Residence", even if a table of green vegetables and radishes that were biased towards the bird clan, he regarded them as chickens, ducks and fish.
In line with the dignified thought of seeing his daughter-in-law, Bai Yun also took the water mirror of Lin's family and tied his hair very seriously, and carefully checked his sachet to confirm that he did not expose the smell of foxes, and turned around to smoke the peacock patriarch, so he was satisfied and waited for him cross-legged.
As a result, the large and small feather clans came, and Zixuan Tianzun came over last with a basket of cherries, but he didn't see the peacock patriarch.
Bai Yun was originally elated, thinking of the wonderful mood of seeing the peacock, but after hearing Zixuan say "The peacock patriarch is very busy", he immediately fell to the bottom.
"Busy? What is he up to? ”
Zi Xuan was confused by Bai Yun's stunned look, and replied truthfully, "He himself told me that he was 'very busy', and I don't know what he was busy with. ”
Bai Yun, who was originally smiling, was black from head to toe this time, and he didn't even know that his tail was exposed.
In the second half of eating, Bai Yun's two ears also followed the hair, and this time it was really "the fox's tail can't hide".
The more Bai Yun ate, the more angry he became, thinking that this banquet was just trying to make an appointment with the peacock patriarch under the guise of someone else, but it turned out that he was good, and he was very busy with the fight, what was he?
A silly fox for after-dinner entertainment?
Lin Bei looked at Bai Yun, who was gnawing on chopsticks as chicken feet, and subconsciously spoke, "Maybe he's really busy?" ”
Bai Yun didn't squeak, waited for a group of big and small birds to leave gifts and left, and his face didn't relax.
When Zixuan Tianzun was leaving, he thought about it and patted Bai Yun's shoulder and comforted, "Patriarch Bai, Zhongqu may not be suitable for you, and the Tao is not the same. ”
Bai Yun's face darkened a little again, and he just wanted to open his mouth, and Zixuan Tianzun left with a mysterious expression.
Zixuan Tianzun said that the Tao was different, and he said that the two men had no future, and Bai Yun heard that there was no future for the two men.