Chapter 20: The Hairy Egg
But I looked around and didn't see anything unusual.
I just smelled a strong smell of corpses and excrement.
"There are some fresh corpses here," Curator Qian explained, looking at me covering his nose, "the newly dead are like this, and they will excrete themselves." ”
"You're going to have to clean it up." Curator Qian turned his head to the ugly man.
I saw that he didn't say a word, just nodded to himself.
Then I looked around the morgue and saw that there were eight rows of twelve columns of refrigerators, arranged on both sides of the walls.
In the middle of the morgue, there is also an iron single bed.
The ugly man Lao Yang walked to the refrigerator near the corner, opened the box with one hand, and said, "Curator, come and see." ”
Curator Qian and I glanced there, only to see that it was empty, and there were any corpses there.
Curator Qian immediately tightened his face and became serious, like an iron-masked Hades.
Looking at the amiable feeling he just had, he was almost like two people, and he asked nervously, "What about the body of the hairy egg?" ”
I looked inside, and a cloud of cold air floated out of the box, and I shivered from the cold.
There were only a few traces of blood and dragging inside.
In four strokes, the three of us stared with bated breath, our hearts pounding.
"I was still here just now, and no one has been here except me." The ugly man Lao Yang also looked dazed, stunned, motionless, and his eyes were foggy.
At this moment, a woman about 35 years old walked behind the ugly man.
She wore a shawl with curly hair, a dark gray trench coat with a white plaid shirt underneath, and a pair of black mid-length trousers underneath.
I saw her walking in with a pair of long legs, looking at the ugly man Lao Yang and scolding foul language, and after scolding, she pointed at him and said, "Lao Yang, are you stupid, after the hairy egg finished putting on makeup, didn't you ask to carry it to the cremation room!" ”
"Ahh Right. The ugly man touched his head embarrassedly, "I forgot to brush Douyin just now." ”
When the woman found me, she looked at me with a pair of eyes, patted me on the shoulder with one hand, and asked in her loud voice, "Who is this little brother?" ”
I said in my heart, this old lady is too wild.
Curator Qian should be accustomed to her appearance, and only said, "The new one is here to replace Mao Dan." Funeral Instructor. He turned around and said to me again, "Xiaolin, this is the makeup artist of our funeral home, you can just call him Sister Wang." ”
"Hello Sister Wang!" I hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
Sister Wang only smiled and said, "Just entered this industry, if you don't understand in the future, you will ask sister!" ”
I was afraid and nodded yes quickly.
As soon as Sister Wang finished speaking, I immediately told her that I really had a question to ask. What does it mean that the existing refrigerator I found was crossed with a white pen.
As soon as I finished speaking, the atmosphere of the whole scene suddenly became awkward, and no one squeaked.
After a long while, Sister Wang spoke.
Sister Wang pointed to the ugly man and said, "This is all painted by this old boy." He has a bad memory, and he crosses some unclaimed corpses. Otherwise, he'll have to get confused. Think about it, if your family is cremated by mistake and you take someone else's ashes back to worship, do you think you can do it? ”
After listening to Sister Wang, the ugly man was not annoyed, and grinned.
It's okay not to laugh, but I just feel ugly, and I feel crazy after laughing.
If the earth beast comes out, it is estimated that it will be able to make him a ghost.
I looked around the morgue and saw that there were still quite a few crosses, and it seemed that there were quite a few corpses that no one recognized.
Curator Qian said that there are still 7 or 8 years of unclaimed ones. As he spoke, his mouth turned to the bottom row of refrigerated cabinets, "None of the relatives in this have claimed it, so it's just left like this." ”
I wanted to inquire about Jiang Lina's body, but I felt a little abrupt, so I might as well wait for the wait to take over and check it myself.
Just thinking about how to plan, Curator Qian suddenly said that he would go to the cremation room to deliver hairy eggs.
The ugly man and I followed Director Qian to the cremation room, while Sister Wang stayed in the morgue to guard, Director Qian said that this morgue must always keep people, otherwise someone will steal the body.
"Someone else stealing corpses?" I was stunned for a moment.
"The corpse is precious, you will know it later." Curator Qian came to the corpse refining furnace and looked at a male corpse placed next to him.
It was the corpse of a man in his 60s, and although Sister Wang had painted him with makeup, his face was still blue and he had an eagle's beak-like nose.
It turns out that this is a hairy egg, and it feels like there is no hairy egg.
"How did he die?" I couldn't help but be curious, and whispered to the ugly man.
The ugly man didn't say anything, but looked at Curator Qian and said, "The curator didn't let me speak, I don't dare to talk nonsense." ”
I thought to myself, this is a real nerd.
Curator Qian replied to me, "The autopsy said that it was a myocardial infarction, sudden, and one night in the morgue, it suddenly collapsed and disappeared." Curator Qian walked up to Mao Dan again, "The police have also come a few times, so there should be nothing missing." ”
He kept looking at Maodan, and I felt more like he was saying it to Maodan.
At this moment, I saw Mao Dan Tieqing's face suddenly become very pale, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, as if he wanted to say something.
Immediately afterwards, Mao Dan's hands also began to move, and his eyelids twitched.
It's not about swindling corpses.
I was so shocked that I was in a cold sweat and trembled, wondering where I would have to run if I really cheated the corpse.
Curator Qian and the ugly man also noticed the strangeness of the corpse, and they looked very calm.
Curator Qian immediately said to the ugly man, "Send him on his way." ”
The ugly man got the order and pushed the body of Mao Dan into the stove, and the fire in the stove burned red.
I saw that as soon as I entered the stove, Mao Dan's body jumped up.
Mao Dan turned around and was about to crawl outside, when I saw that the fire had scorched his face.
His burnt eyes were filled with resentment and horror.
Curator Qian personally took a shovel by the fireside, only to see a "bang" and smash it into Maodan's head.
"Shut the stove door!" Dean Qian shouted.
The ugly man gave me a look, meaning to hurry up!
I also found a shovel and joined them against the door of the furnace.
Mao Dan slammed the door hard inside, and let out a ghost crying wolf howl.
The sparks in the stove were scurrying, and after a while, the sound of Mao Dan slamming the door inside gradually became quieter.
Until the smell of barbecue came from the whole room, this smell made me do evil for a while, the ugly man looked at me, with a look of two fools, and said, "It's really fragrant." After speaking, he swallowed his saliva.
Damn, what is this?
I found that during the whole process, Dean Qian and the ugly man were not frightened at all.
Could it be that they always encounter fraudulent corpses? Accustomed to it? can still be so calm.
But I was still terrified, and my legs were still shaking.
Dean Qian also praised me and said, "Xiaolin is good!" Not too afraid. ”
After speaking, he put out his signature kind smile, "That's it, tonight in the morgue, Xiao Lin will guard." ”
What the? My first day at work asked me to guard the morgue?
"What? Don't want to? Newcomers have to guard the morgue on their first day of work, which is the rule. Dean Qian saw the resistance in my heart, and looked at me with a smile.
I suddenly felt that his smile was so terrible, it must be a smiling tiger.
Keep it!
The meal in the canteen of the funeral home in the evening, it looks like the food is not bad, and there are few duplicate dishes.
The ugly man was next to me muttering about the taboo of guarding the morgue, and he said it was all the curator's explanation.
For example, you can't flirt with corpses, you must respect the deceased, you can't behave like corpses, and you can't take selfies with corpses to play Tik Tok.
I thought to myself, what normal person would do that!
At this moment, the ugly man leaned his big face full of abscesses to me, a frosty face, and his eyes glowed with coldness.
I saw him like that, and my back was numb.