056 Cure the Plague (I)
Using drunken boxing and drunken monkey boxing as bait, Guo Dong successfully had a friendship with Cui Wenzi, and in the following nearly a year, the four of them were in a bamboo forest in Lanchi almost every day, drinking, talking and laughing, practicing martial arts, and living happily, and although Guo Dong is not the material for practicing this kung fu, he is a good material for sparring, especially the huge King Lane sword and shield suit, in the hands of Guo Dong, a guy who is as powerful as an ox, it makes him a moving fortress, and it is suitable for Yi Xiaochuan to practice!
And this wine brewed by Cui Wenzi is not only particularly mellow and clear, but also absolutely on the upper body, the more you drink it, the better it is for your body, and the effect is much better than that of some medicinal wines, even Guo Dong, a modern person, is salivating and not getting tired of drinking, let alone the people of the Qin Dynasty?
Therefore, Qin Shi Huang, who had just gone out to play and came back from a private visit to Weifu, was originally talking to Li Si about some national affairs, but in a blink of an eye, all his attention was hooked by this strange aroma of wine, so he immediately stopped the carriage and followed the aroma of wine to find Yi Xiaochuan and Sanbao who were drinking and practicing swords.
And not far downwind from here, Guo Dong had just thrown away the paper and lifted his pants, when he suddenly heard a shout of killing coming from the upwind, and after being slightly stunned, he immediately rushed back like a gust of wind!
There is no one in the vicinity for ten miles, and it is precisely because of this that they choose to practice martial arts and drink here!
"Where did the thieves dare to go to the labor and management to spread wild!?"
Yi Xiaochuan was fighting with those thieves, looking at Yi Xiaochuan's weird drunkard-like moves, Qin Shi Huang was looking at the excitement with great novelty, and suddenly heard a deafening explosion, and then saw a tall figure, rushing over like an angry beast, and directly knocked a thief who wanted to sneak attack Yi Xiaochuan from behind!
"What a warrior!"
After watching Guo Dong knock a bandit away, he walked directly to the front of several of them, stretched out his hand and pulled out the giant sword and shield inserted in the ground, but after three strokes and five divisions, all those thieves vomited blood and fell to the ground, Qin Shi Huang couldn't help but sigh.
"Why don't you get out of here!?"
Seeing that Guo Dong knocked these people to the ground with three strikes and five divisions, Yi Xiaochuan was shocked, and hurriedly came over to block Guo Dong, and then shouted at these bandits.
"Hugh away! Come on! ”
Seeing that the thief who was beaten by Guo Dong ran away, Qin Shihuang angrily drew his sword and was about to catch up with him, but was stopped by Yi Xiaochuan with a black line: "Poor Kou Mo chase, poor Kou Mo chase!" ”
Made, how did you come across this kind of murderous guy who doesn't take human life seriously?
Made, why are you a again? Let me kill two of them and let them go!
Guo Dong and Yi Xiaochuan rolled their eyes in unison, and complained in their hearts very tacitly.
"Thanks to the help of the two gentlemen today, I didn't dare to ask the gentleman's name, so I can repay him later."
Li Si bowed to a few people.
"Eh~ It's a trivial matter, why bother, you guys, you just need to remember that I'm a friend of the wine fairy!"
As he spoke, Yi Xiaochuan patted the wine gourd he was holding in his arms: "Lao Guo, we should go back too, Lao Cui is still waiting for us!" ”
After such a incident, Yi Xiaochuan also lost the nature of continuing to drink and practice swords, and after casually drinking two cups with Qin Shihuang, these 'passers-by', said a few words that were not nutritious, and then pulled Guo Dong and Sanbao away. In the face of Qin Shi Huang's retention and Li Si's inquiry, the prime minister of the dynasty, his steps did not stop, and he didn't even look back, but just waved his hand, which can be said to be very chic.
It's just that Yi Xiaochuan is quite chic now, but he can't be chic right away, because Concubine Li is seriously ill and the imperial doctors in the palace are helpless, so Qin Shi Huang immediately issued an imperial list to summon divine doctors to see Concubine Li, and in a blink of an eye, this imperial list was posted all over Xianyang City, and it became a matter that everyone in Xianyang City talked about now.
Even Yi Xiaochuan, who was drinking in the tavern, heard about it, and with a copy of the emperor's list, he anxiously found Cui Wenzi, who had paid for the wrongs and began to study cosmetics.
"No, what are you doing in such a hurry?"
At first, Cui Wenzi didn't care about it, but then he reacted, saying that the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry, but that was also a relationship between the eunuch and the emperor, why did Yi Xiaochuan get angry so much?
"You don't care about it, I can't say a word or two, but you must help me anyway! I know that you are the only one in this world who can save her! ”
Cui Wenzi sighed: "It's okay to help you, but I heard that none of the imperial doctors who went to see a doctor came out panting." You say that I don't want money, and I don't want that official, why should I take such a big risk and save people with my old life? You've got to give me a reason, right? ”
"Otherwise, if you can do three things, I'll promise you to save her!"
Without waiting for Yi Xiaochuan to find any reason to convince Cui Wenzi, Cui Wenzi himself put forward conditions.
"Okay, as long as I can save her, don't say three things, even if it's a hundred things, I'll promise you!"
Cui Wenzi waved his hand: "Don't be too happy, these three things, any one of these three things can stump you!" Do you believe it or not? ”
It doesn't matter if you promise or not, the important thing is that you can't do it, that's the most important thing, otherwise even if you really promise a hundred things, it won't be of any use!
"Let's talk about this first thing, I want this, this...... Horse blood! Not much, just such a small bottle! ”
As he spoke, Cui Wenzi brought over a small bottle.
"It's easy!"
Cui Wenzi hurriedly grabbed Yi Xiaochuan, who was about to turn around and leave: "You wait first, what I want is not ordinary horse blood, can you still use ordinary horse blood, I will go to Ziliang's stable to kill horses and get blood." ”
Look at Yi Xiaochuan, and then look at the three treasures on the side: "Have you heard of this Daqin's first BMW good horse, sweat and blood BMW Black Wind?" That's our General Meng Tianmeng's mount, which can really be described as traveling thousands of miles in a day and eight hundred in a night! ”
Yi Xiaochuan, who was full of confidence just now, was most extinguished in an instant, which really made Cui Wenzi right, this random thing can stump him!
"You want the blood of the mount!?"
It's not that he can't do it, it's that he doesn't want to do it.
But now he had to do it!
"Old Cui, what's wrong with Xiaochuan? When I came back just now, the whole person rushed in like crazy, and the next person thought that a gangster had rushed in. Why did he leave in a distraught position just now, I shouted that he didn't pay attention to me for a long time! What's wrong? He showed you love and you refused? ”
Not long after Yi Xiaochuan left, Guo Dong walked in with a mocking face.
"Go! You get on the side! I'm so old, why are you embarrassed to ruin my innocence!? ”
Cui Wenzi, who was angry with Guo Dong's words, rolled his eyes, and threw away the stone pestle in his hand without thinking about it, and was grabbed by Guo Dong with a smile and brought it back to him: "Don't, I'm not interested in men, and I'm not interested in ruining your innocence!" I only like women, you know! ”
Cui Wenzi took a bite of this unabashed lewd, and then told him what had just happened, although Guo Dong was surprised on his face, but in fact it was all expected by him.
Since the last time he met Qin Shi Huang in Lanchi, Guo Dong has never been out of the house, and he has been very honest at home, in fact, he is waiting for this matter.
"Meng Tian's mount, the blood of the Black Wind? Lao Cui, if you let other people get it because of other things at other times, it is basically impossible to get it, but now it is really the right time and place and people are here for you! If Xiaochuan can't get it this time, then I'm afraid that even if Emperor Qin personally issued an order, there is only half of the probability that he will get it, and the remaining half of the possibility is that General Meng Tianmeng rebelled and resisted! ”
Then Guo Dong talked about the intricate relationship between Yi Xiaochuan and Yushu, Meng Tian and Yushu, Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tian, and the suppressed feelings of the three people.
When Guo Dong and Cui Wenzi were chatting, Yi Xiaochuan had already taken the horse's blood and came back: "The blood of the black wind is for you, what is the second thing?" ”
Cui Wenzi hurriedly took the vial and sniffed it: "Sure enough, it is the sweat blood of my dreams, the blood of BMW Black Wind!" It's a pity, it's a pity! ”
Yi Xiaochuan's heart tightened: "What is a pity? ”
Cui Wenzi clicked his mouth in pity: "It's a pity that I didn't know just now that you could really get the blood of the black wind, otherwise I wouldn't have given you this vial to fill blood, but to give you this bottle to fill blood!" ”
As he spoke, Cui Wenzi pointed to a bottle on the table, which made Yi Xiaochuan almost not scold his mother!
What's the bottle? Is that the jar where I drank last night!? Even if you kill Black Wind and let all the blood go, it won't be so much!?
"Don't say it's useless, let's talk about the second thing!"
Cui Wenzi smiled, he also knew that it was unrealistic to engage in horse blood in a wine jar: "This second thing, I still let you go and get something, Ziliang, this time Xiaochuan can't get it alone, and you have to help him!" ”
Guo Dong nodded: "That's no problem, don't say that Xiaochuan and I are brothers in life and death, just say that Concubine Li also called me a big brother at the beginning, and now I, as a big brother, naturally won't watch my sister die of illness like this!" Say, what do you want? Whatever is in this world, I'll get it for you! ”
Guo Dong has always spared no effort to brush up on favor, although this matter has nothing to do with Cui Wenzi, but the image of valuing love and righteousness, there is no doubt that anyone will feel a great increase in favor!
"Don't talk so much! This second thing is the pearl of the deep sea that I want to treasure in the Ministry of Internal Affairs! A rare treasure, it is said to have the effect of dispelling evil and promoting righteousness! ”
"Okay, tomorrow at dawn, Xiaochuan and I will get it back for you!"
Guo Dong nodded fiercely, and directly pulled this Yi Xiaochuan away!
"You have to remember that the pearl of the night will shine at night, and it is priceless, there are always eunuchs who keep watching over and patrolling, and once the light disappears, you will be found immediately! But be careful! ”
Looking at the backs of the two of them, Cui Wenzi reminded him with some unease.