Dungeon.

Dark Dungeon,

There were mud and water stains everywhere, and the smell of putrid stench was everywhere.

"Senior Brother Xie. ”

"Hello, Senior Brother Xie!"

The two outer disciples guarding the door nodded to Xie Wuji.

Xie Wuji put his hands behind his back, although his expression was expression, he was very happy in his heart, wearing the name of an inner disciple, he was really unimpeded all the way.

Xie Wuji coughed, took out two spirit stones and said, "I'm here to investigate a case, you go buy some wine and fish, don't let people disturb me." ”

The disciple who guarded the door was happy when he saw the spirit stone, and said in his heart that he could still collect tips for being a jailer in the sect, and immediately ran away.

Xie Wuji came to the door of a prison cell, and he said, "Your Excellency is Ximen Qiu Huan, right?"

The other party is a young man, who looks to be in his early twenties, handsome, and quite chic, and at a glance he knows that he is the type that women like.

The man's brows tightened: "Wait, I'm ......"

"Alas, you don't have to say it in a hurry, you listen to me first, and then you can talk ......about it when I'm done," Xie Wuji said.

The man's mouth opened: "But I'm not ......"

"I know what you're trying to say, you want to say you're innocent, right, but if you do me a favor, then I might be able to say something nice about you. Xie Wuji said with a smile.

"Big brother, I want to say that I am not Ximen, my name is Wang Erpi, I am a disciple of the outer door because of extortion, and the Ximen you are looking for is the buddy over there. The other party said.

Xie Wuji was dumbfounded, because the guy in the distance was a ball at all, his body was round, I was afraid that he was two or three hundred pounds, and he was very big, Xie Wuji said to Wang Erpi: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm looking for the wrong person!"

"There's something wrong!" Wang Erpi glanced at Xie Wuji.

Xie Wuji opened the cell door, and he said, "Ximen?"

"Yes. ”

"Why are you so virtuous? Are you really the number one flower thief in the world?" Xie Wuji couldn't cry or laugh.

Simon was furious, and he took the case: "I said that you famous and decent disciples, why do you look down on people so much? When I was arrested before, I said that I was Simon, you disciples just can't do it, you have to take out the eighteenth degree of spring breeze before you arrest me in!"

It turned out that Ximen was in the inn at that time, and Baili Qingyan got a wire report to go to the inn to arrest people, and there happened to be a handsome scholar at that time, and Baili Qingyan was going to arrest the scholar, but Ximen couldn't stand this ignored eye, and directly said that he was the deity.

But where did Baili Qingyan see Ximen, he immediately refused, Ximen had to enter the number, he wanted to prove that he was the deity, in order to save his self-esteem, after going back and forth after a lot of complications, he came in naturally.

Ximen was sleeping soundly in prison at this time, and when he saw that Xie Wuji had recognized the wrong person again, how could he be as he wished, and immediately scolded.

Xie Wuji was also helpless, he said: "No, no, it is said that the flower thief Simon is handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, and the girls plant them when they see them, could it be that those girls are blind?"

"You don't understand, in this era, can a man rely on just one face? You must know that the charm of my Simon is not this handsome face, but because of my connotation!" he said, brushing the curly hair in front of his forehead, looking very chic, and there was a smug on his face.

"It can really be said that people can't look good, and the sea water can't fight, it turns out that Your Excellency is Ximen, and you brought some wine here, why don't we have a drink together?" Xie Wuji said and prepared a coffee table and a stool, ready to eat and drink.

But Simon raised his hand: "No, I never drink under you!"

"Why?"

"Everyone's ladies don't like men who love to drink, and they like to recite poems and appreciate calligraphy and painting, so others also call them Ximen officials!" Simon said.

Xie Wuji said embarrassedly: "Then who is Ximenqing from your family?"

"It's warped, Ximenqing is my sister, my sister is Ximenqing, that's the world's first grass picker thief!"

"Grass picking?"

"Women are flowers, men are grass, I don't understand this!" Simon said.

Xie Wuji was also very helpless, and said in his heart that this Simon should not be Pisimon, so he said bluntly: "That's the case, I heard that Brother Simon has attainments in the way of alchemy, so I specially came to ask for advice this time." ”

"Excuse me, I won't pass on our Ximen family's alchemy avenue to others, and I won't die......!

Simon's words came to an abrupt end as Xie Wuji pulled out a swimsuit magazine.

Simon's eyes were about to fall out, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty: "This painting is good, hehehe...... Come and see me, bring ......"

Xie Wuji quickly closed the magazine, and he pretended to be helpless: "That's a pity, since Brother Simon refuses to teach the family heirloom Dandao, then I have no choice but to leave, and there will be a period later......"

"Wait!" Ximen's fat body trembled, he stood up, and said righteously, "Father Youyun, if you meet someone who is dedicated to Dandao, then Ximen's Dandao can also be passed on to this person, I see that my brother's eyebrows are clear and his bones are clear, so he must also be a person who is dedicated to the Tao, so he will endure the pain and share the Dandao of the Ximen family with his brother, and only ask Brother Tai to leave the demons on this album, and whip them in the next, and wear so little one by one...... It's, it's so immoral!"

Xie Wuji threw the magazine over, and Simon immediately grabbed the with a hungry dog and hugged the magazine in his arms: "Hmm, it's so fragrant!"

Xie Wuji sat cross-legged: "Brother Ximen, then you tell me, how is the Dan Dao of the Ximen family, in addition to this book, there are many other good things......

As soon as he said good things, Simon's eyes gave off a gleam, he coughed and said: "How can you be the kind of person who is greedy for money and lustful, but as a person walking on the rivers and lakes, you have an unshirkable responsibility for these disheveled demons, how many you have to bring them all to Xia, and you will definitely whip them well today!"

"That's fine. Xie Wuji smiled, "How many or as many as you want." ”

"Wait, is there any paper?" said Simon.

Xie Wuji looked at Simon with a cold look.

While reading the book, Simon told Xie Wuji the content of Dan Dao without a word, which could be regarded as a fair deal.

You must know that it is difficult for Xie Wuji to succeed just by reading his notes, after all, there is a good saying, teach by word and deed, and having a teacher who teaches him Dan Dao is twice the result with half the effort.

And the strongest person in Danxia Sect's alchemy is Ding Desheng, and it is impossible for him Ding Desheng to teach Xie Wuji the way of alchemy, so Xie Wuji will never be able to complete the order of the three thousand pills just by his own exploration.

Now the appearance of Ximen has also made Xie Wuji find hope.

Sure enough, after an afternoon of communication, Xie Wuji felt an unprecedented understanding.

The next morning, Xie Wuji came with food and drink again, but when he saw the cell, it was covered with tissues, and Simon was even more haggard lying in the corner, holding a magazine in his hand, smirking vigorously.

"Yo hey, hey, goblin, I taught you a hundred times in my head yesterday, and I have to teach you a thousand times today!" Simon sneered.

As he spoke, Simon's hand reached in the direction of the tissue......

"Ahem, Brother Simon. Xie Wuji knocked on the cell door and said, "I'm here again." ”

"You...... Hey, Mom, why are you really good at picking the time!Let me tell you, are you going to take my wives away today, I won't agree!" Simon hugged the magazine, and really refused to let go, lest Xie Wuji come to snatch his magazine.

Xie Wuji took out a European and American magazine, the picture on it was much hotter than the Japanese and Korean book in Ximen's hand, after Simon saw it, his blood surged, his nose was hot, and he immediately spurted out two pillars of blood: "Ouch, hey, I'm going to die, you have such a good thing, why don't you take it out in the morning?"

"If I take it all out, are you still willing to teach me Dan Dao today?" Xie Wuji said.

"Brother is shrewd, by the way, I've heard about you, your Dan Dao is quite talented, and you have also researched something like the Broken Fart Pill that shocks the world and weeps ghosts and gods. He said.

Xie Wuji was embarrassed: "That's a fragrant fart pill, it's something that failed to be researched, but now it's used again, naturally it's a good thing, let's start, where did we talk yesterday? It's the Ximen family's heirloom elixir, right?"

"Well, put things down, I'll tell you!" Simon wiped his nose and said solemnly.