106 Poor Road - Guo Dong
"Poof! What kind of is this? The ground is full of yellow sand, and there is not even a root grass? ”
Got up from the ground, a gust of wind and sand passed, Guo Dong spit out several mouthfuls before he spit out the sand in his mouth, and looked around, and found that he did not appear in the supermarket or the city this time, not to mention people as far as the eye could see, there was not a single grass in the two special grasses, if it weren't for a few barren mountains that were obviously composed of stones, he would have thought that he had been thrown into the desert!
However, although it is not a desert, this kind of Gobi wilderness, which is only a little stronger than the desert but is also limited, Guo Dong definitely does not like it at all.
"What kind of world is this? It can't be a mummy, right? ”
That's right, Guo Dong is no longer in the real world now, but has appeared in a new world.
Just looking at the surrounding environment, he thought for a long time, in the familiar world of film and television dramas, only mummies will be desolate to this extent!
"Is it the Exquisite Ancient City? That's not right, if it's a superb ancient city, not to mention that without the plot of the Kwantung Army fortress in the first half of the Black Wind Pass, can I still make up 70% of the plot, even if that section doesn't count, this vast desert Gobi, I don't have a place to find them! ”
Guo Dong remembered a world again, he just watched the ghost blowing lantern web drama not long ago a few days ago, starring the old cadres and Dongfang Mushroom Liang, but it doesn't make sense!
Speaking of which, this is Guo Dong's third time crossing, and he should be considered a veteran, but the first time he crossed directly to Leng Feng's side, and the second time was the world he designated in advance, and he knew which world he was in at the first time.
But now? Not to mention the protagonist, there isn't even a ghost!
He doesn't even know which world he is in!
"Huh? That's ......"
At this time, Guo Dong suddenly saw something out of the corner of his eye, turned his head to look, although he didn't see a figure, he only saw a burst of yellow sand smoke and dust.
If it were an ordinary person, they might just think that there was a wind blowing in the distance, but for a person like Guo Dong who had led soldiers and horses to fight on the battlefield, it was definitely not caused by ordinary winds, and that kind of smoke and dust could only be caused by cavalry.
"I hope there is a protagonist among those people, and this is the world I am familiar with, otherwise things will be a big deal!"
Guo Dong exhaled a sigh of relief and said a word of prayer half-prayer, chasing after the smoke and dust.
By the time the smoke and dust stopped, Guo Dong was still some distance away from the cavalry, but he could already see very clearly that a huge city wall was standing on the top of the mountain in the sun.
Seeing the army guarding the city wall from a distance, Guo Dong stopped and took out the binoculars again.
"I'll go, which tyrant's army is this? Even the minions are ironclad? ”
Guo Dong grinned, this army is really rich, and the well-equipped ones are simply outrageous!
You must know that a normal ancient army, if there can be 1,000 pairs of iron armor out of 10,000 people, it is a strong army, and those who can have 2,000 pairs of iron armor are definitely the top elite soldiers of a country, and the whole army is iron armor?
It is estimated that only the emperor's personal guards have this treatment, and it is impossible for ordinary royal guards!
I really don't know what kind of local tyrant would be so inhumane!
It's no wonder that the armor is colorful and whistles.
This is not combat armor at all, but an ornamental craft!
"That's not right!"
Suddenly, Guo Dong, who was twitching the corners of his mouth and complaining, had a condensed expression: "Tiger head, bear claws, antlers, eagle beak...... Is that a crane wing? ”
Guo Dong carefully observed the colors of these armors and the decorations on them, and found that although these armors were different, they were all divided according to color, and they were definitely not chaotic!
This shows that this is not a colorful and messy army of armor, but five different tribes, divided by five colors and five animals as totems, forming a complete army.
"Red, yellow, purple, blue, black, tiger, deer, bear, crane, eagle ......"
Guo Dong's eyes widened, he seemed to remember something, and immediately ran quickly to the top of a high post not far away, took the telescope and looked around, what he saw was not a town, but a city wall that stretched infinitely to the left and right, stretching endlessly, like a dragon panling.
"The Great Wall!?"
Guo Dong cried out in a lost voice!
The identity of this endless city wall is not a second thought except for the ten thousand miles city wall, one of the seven wonders of the world!
And combined with the colors and totems of the armor of the Great Wall and the five armies, a movie immediately popped up in Guo Dong's mind.
A movie that has been complained about many times by his friends, and even full of resentment - the Great Wall!
"Good Great Wall of China, when will it be the turn of those foreign devils to save it? Tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands, of the elite shadowless forbidden army have all grown up with a pen, and they are not as good as a foreign devil in total? ”
Guo Dong couldn't help but think of his friend's indignation.
"Yes, the city wall of my Huaxia land, still need a foreign devil to hold a big clove of garlic?"
Guo Dong's eyes narrowed, and the Great Wall ...... Gourmand...... Interesting! It's so interesting!
"I am a general who protects the country, and I am not protecting which dynasty and which generation of kings and emperors, but I am from Huaxia and Yanhuang Miao!"
Guo Dong stretched out his arms with his back to the sun, and a long-lost pride, blood and fighting spirit filled his chest: "The general who protects the country is here, Ququ is a demon, and there is no one in China who dares to bully me?" ”
Gourmand?
Isn't it amazing?
It doesn't seem to be invulnerable, it's still flesh and blood, but it's just a little stronger, faster, sharper teeth and claws, and a little thicker skin.
But it's still just a beast, and the Ququ beast dares to be fierce even if he relies on numbers, but have you ever asked him if the tomahawk in Guo's hand is still good?
How much is it?
The number of them is endless, like the ocean and the sea is innumerable?
Swords are like a forest and arrows are like rain to kill, so how about the war-level artillery fire?
Guo Dong disappeared after filming the second and third phases of Running Man before, and he didn't rush to the ancient capital of Chang'an until three days before the fourth phase of shooting, waiting for the third crossing, and then filming immediately after his return.
And his disappearance these two times was not to go to Dongguan, but to go abroad to receive a lot of munitions and planes, ships and other items ordered before, and almost filled up his space of more than 700 cubic meters!
After selling dozens of antiques and jade, they were bought from some of the world's leading arms dealers, all of which were war-grade weapons, and there were not many types, only the Type 63 107 mm light towed 12-barrel rocket launcher, the domestic PF97 type 93 mm disposable individual cloud burst rocket, the MK19 40 mm caliber grenade machine gun, and the M242 'Big Viper' 25 mm chain machine gun.
But each of them has more than ten guns or launchers, and more than a hundred cubic pills, which is enough to subvert or occupy some small countries!
"What man!?"
"Stop!"
As soon as he captured two Banbang barbarians, suddenly the sentry on the city wall noticed a man in a Taoist robe walking over, and immediately shot an arrow in front of that person, not only to warn the other party not to continue forward, but also to send a signal to other soldiers.
"Poor Guo Dong, I heard that the period of the present life once in sixty years is coming, and I am here to help! Please also inform the current Shadowless Forbidden Army Palace! ”
This is naturally Guo Dong wearing a robe, because he didn't know what world he would appear in before, and he brought clothes from various periods and places, one is not realistic, and it is useless to bring more clothes to the other, so Guo Dong only prepared some modern clothes and a few robes, robes and priest uniforms in addition to armor and body armor.
As long as it is the period after the Han Dynasty, no matter which dynasty or place, one of these three kinds of clothes can always be found in the same kind and can go to most places.
And the clothing before the Han Dynasty has basically not changed from the Qin Dynasty, and the armor and official uniform of the general he left as a memorial are enough!
"Daoist?"
Shao Dianshuai, who had just finished interrogating the two barbarians who had been captured, was thinking about whether to kill or lock them up first, and was stunned when he heard the soldier's report.
What are the Taoist priests doing here?
However, Guo Dong made it clear that he was here to help, and he still appeared as a Taoist priest, and he came alone, even if there was a conspiracy, they didn't think that Guo Dong could make any waves, so they directly ordered someone to invite Guo Dong here.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the two donors are also here? Did you steal black powder and be caught by the Shadowless Forbidden Army? ”
When he came to the city gate tower at the pass of Gouwu Mountain, where the gluttony was located, Guo Dong did not go to greet Shao Dianshuai and the others first, but first said hello to William and Tovar, two foreigners who were tied to the side, and as soon as they came up, they were going to pit the two of them to death.
Well?
All of them stared at William and the others who were tied up.
They had interrogated the two of them just now, but the answer of the dead two men was that they had encountered the merchant who had been attacked and had fled here in a panic.
"Does the Taoist know these two?"
Shao Dianshuai's brows furrowed.
"The general thinks that he is the current palace commander of the Shadowless Forbidden Army, right? There are also all the generals of the Shadowless Forbidden Army, poor Guo Dong, this is a joke! ”
Guo Dong made a Taoist hand salute, which was regarded as saying hello to everyone in the Shadowless Forbidden Army, and by the way, he also introduced himself.
"These two donors don't know Poor Dao, but on the way here a few days ago, I saw them being chased and killed by the Khitans, and then they were attacked by a gluttonous man in Beishan two days ago, and five or six people were left with the two of them."
Saying this, Guo Dong glanced at a dark green monster claw on the table in front of Shao Dianshuai and the others: "This gluttonous arm was cut off by these two donors at that time, but unfortunately it was dark at that time and I didn't see who cut it off." ”