If you miss it, you won't come back
Yuan Shou, who will never stop tossing, has started his big drama again, and there will be no quiet place in this world with Yuan Shou. This is the end of the rehearsal, there are fifty people rehearsing together, and none of the prisoners in the entire prison want to sleep.
The people below shouted and added a pompous performance, which made others feel creepy. It is impossible for this kind of play to be shown to the living, and if a living person dares to watch it, a few people must be scared to death.
Yuan Tong and Lu Lu had no choice, how he was willing to toss, so he let him toss. Yuan Shoutian came to harass him, and on this issue, Lu Luyi has always been consistent with Yuan Tong.
Yuan Shou belongs to that kind of person, he has recognized one thing, and he has to let this thing do something famous. Of course, if you go to something meaningful, it's a crime. It's a pity that what he did was not meaningful, it was nothing more than boring thoughts in the most boring time.
However, Yuan Shou did not change by will. Yuan Shou is recognized as not a human, he is a creature like a beast. It's a creature that can't be pulled back. The two of them don't like to take care of him, you Yuan Shou can make trouble as much as you like.
Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi need to sleep. This night, it is estimated that no one slept well, Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi didn't know what they slept on, and they were in a daze all night. Just as I felt that the world was quiet, suddenly someone woke up the entire prison with a loud voice.
No need to ask, this must be Yuan Shou. Wake up in the morning, and then Yuan Shou began to broadcast today's weather, the weather is the weather at that time, that is, to see and say now. In the future, it is to scold the street. However, today Yuan Shou inserted new content, that is, his first big drama will be broadcast in the afternoon.
Yuan Shou's voice has always been admired by Lu Lu. Carry out the entire prison of tens of thousands of people, and can maintain a permanent continuity. Every day Yuan Shou broadcasts, Lu Luyi listens to it.
Yuan Shou's tossing and turning on this road really made the prison lively. It's just that the environment here really doesn't allow him to perform like this. It was already the fourth day, and the real test began, and on the fourth day the Empire began arraignment and prisoner custody.
Should this news be joyful or disappointing? Yuan Shou didn't care about everything that was about to happen, he still arranged his own little drama.
Yuan Shou chirped and greeted the female relatives who moved in last night. It was too dark last night to see what these women looked like.
Now he has looked at these ladies one by one, and people say that when they see beauties in the morning, the more they look, the more energetic they are. Looking at these women in the morning, I can't describe them as beautiful.
It can't be expressed as temperamental. For a while, Yuan Shou really couldn't think of any words to describe. After pondering for a long time, he didn't come up with it, and then he used his own original method to describe these women.
He said to find a thousand maidens, throw these thirteen beauties in, and you can still recognize them at a glance. The recognition is so high, not to mention that the hoarfrost grows well, and the others are not bad. Yuan Shou is the master who must be sexually harassed when he sees beautiful women, and when he sees that these people are all so good-looking, he takes matters into his own hands and numbers thirteen beauties, from one to thirteen. The first is called the eldest wife, the second is called the second wife, until the thirteenth wife.
Yuan Shou's move was opposed by Lu Luyi, "What do you want to do?" Lu Luyi asked, "This is a person, not your private property." Also numbered, what do you want that? This one of you is enough for the death penalty. ”
"Don't always scare me with the death penalty." Yuan Shouman didn't care and said, "The thing that Lao Tzu did was not a dead piece, let alone a death, even if he had a thousand lives, it was not enough." ”
Yuan Shou is going to start blowing it again, anyway, he can't live now, so he won't keep it if he doesn't blow it. At the beginning, it was about to blow downward, when the prison breakfast arrived as scheduled, and the warden was accompanied by the breakfast. The prison warden robot is not the same as the prison guard robot, and the appearance is at least sven. He stood at the door and asked, "How are you three brothers?" ”
"Of course! …… Good! …… What a fart! "The prison warden came over, Yuan Shou didn't pay attention, he thought it was the prison guard. The prison warden suddenly asked, Yuan Shou was almost unprepared, and almost didn't say that he lived here very well, and it took a long turn to express his intentions.
"Are you too embarrassed to ask?" Yuan Shou said, "Look at it, it's like a prison here and there. There is no upper and lower water, and I can endure it without the upper and lower water. Why don't you even have a wall to block the wind, and the wind is permeated on six sides. Your prison will not engage in the building of spiritual civilization, and you will publicize that you should not escape from prison, and that you should serve your sentence in prison. If you don't do this stuff, the prison will riot soon. Whether it's an old TV in each of our prisons, we don't have the opportunity to propagate ideological education for you. In the afternoon, we are going to put on a show, would you like to come and see it? If you have a camera, give us another one. ”
Yuan Shou said a lot of useless things in a mess, and Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi laughed angrily at this bastard. If you don't first decide on the most basic problem of survival, and you have to let people help solve the problem of spiritual civilization construction, I really don't know if you bastard is really crazy or fake crazy.
The warden smiled, "The prison is designed for robots, and I didn't think about imprisoning humans at the time, you are the first batch of test subjects, so you can't settle for it first." It will take a while for prison reform, and it is estimated that it will be completed within ten years, I hope the three of you can persevere. ”
"It's okay, it's just ten years. This time is not very long, and I can hold on to it, but I am afraid that your country will not last for ten years. Yuan Shou responded sarcastically, he belonged to a dead duck with a hard mouth. In the face of a strong enemy, he has always refused to accept relenting and must defeat the enemy in will.
"Then I hope we all have to persevere and see the final result." The warden said, "You can't meet your other requirements." In the end, this acting can still provide you with equipment. If you move the show to the evening, all the equipment will be ready for you. ”
Hearing that the prison warden could provide them with equipment, Yuan Shou immediately agreed, "One word is a certainty." I'll change the time to night, you have the equipment ready for me, and I'll play you when the time comes. ”
The warden nodded in satisfaction and said, "Bring the women from the prison." ”
"What are you taking them for?" Yuan Shou immediately went to block the warning, "Aren't these women a gift for us?" Just store it overnight, that's not interesting. I have to put it for three years and five years. ”
"You only get one chance and you miss it. Then never to come back. I didn't take advantage of the opportunity last night, and if you want to use it today, you might as well go back to dreaming! The warden replied with a smile.
(End of chapter)