0310 Jade Rabbit announcer

As the old monkey entered the cave together, Yan Bei realized that there was another cave here.

Unlike the damp and cold of ordinary caves, the cave in front of me is dry and clean, the middle of the cave is open and wide, there are many small caves on the four walls, as if it is an apartment building inhabited by modern humans, in the middle is a garden gathering place, surrounded by houses of various families.

The monkeys are also divided into small caves, and they are dressed up according to their owners' wishes.

In fact, to be precise, the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain belong to the demon class, and they have long been out of the category of ordinary animals.

Thinking like this, Yan Bei let go of the strange feeling that rose in his heart, and followed the excited Yan Xiaokong into the old monkey's house.

His house is very clean, and there is an old female monkey in addition to him, who is preparing melons and fruits in the house.

Seeing that his wife was leading the newcomer in, he immediately brought up the prepared melons and fruits, smiled at Yan Bei friendly, signaled her not to be polite, and let go of eating.

Yan Xiaokong shouted that he was hungry just now, but before he could find something to eat, he met a group of monkeys, and after delaying for so long, he suddenly saw that he liked bananas and peaches, and he was not polite to the old monkey family at all, so he picked up the fruit and ate it.

After three or two bananas in his stomach, he realized that he had forgotten his mother, so he hurriedly grabbed a peach and handed it to Yan Bei: "Mother also eats, you're welcome." ”

"Yes, yes, you're welcome." The old female monkey echoed kindly.

Yan Bei was originally embarrassed, but when she said this, she suddenly felt embarrassed, smiled and took the peach handed over by Yan Xiaokong, and while eating, she found something to talk about, and by the way, she learned about the world.

"Mother-in-law, where are we now?" Yan Bei asked with a smile.

Yan Xiaokong was eating, and when he heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears.

He's so curious, too!

"There are four continents in this world, the West Niu He Continent, the South Ganbu Continent, the North Julu Continent, and ours, which is the East Sheng Divine Continent." The old female monkey replied with a smile, seeing that Yan Bei and Yan Xiaokong were very interested, and continued:

"In addition, there are three worlds of people, gods, and ghosts, people and our demon clan live together in the human world, gods are in the sky, ghosts are in the ground, this world is big!"

"Is it so big? How big should that be? How much bigger than our cave? Yan Xiaokong stopped eating, and asked with yearning in his eyes.

The old female monkey was amused by his three consecutive questions, shook her head and said helplessly: "You little monkey, our cave can't even compare to one ten-millionth of the Three Realms, how can this be compared?" If you want to know, when you are older, go out and see for yourself. ”

"That human city is very lively, there are major academies, there are countless scholars, there are not only people in it, but also demon clans and other clansmen, keep you to see enough."

"Academy?!" Yan Bei frowned and asked, she didn't understand what this thing was referring to.

"yes, Academy." The old monkey nodded and looked at Yan Bei in surprise, "Don't you know?" ”

Yan Bei shook his head: "Please also ask the old man to tell me one or two." ”

Seeing Yan Bei's reaction, the old monkey and his wife glanced at each other, and they both felt incredible, and said in surprise:

"In this world, whether it is a human or a demon, they all want to become immortals, so there are immortal academies in all continents, and there are powerful people who teach immortal or Zen methods, one trick a year, or one trick every ten years, as long as you can afford the tuition, anyone can go to school, don't you know?"

"Don't you stay in the middle of nowhere?" The old female monkey also asked in surprise.

Yan Bei shook his head blankly, looking confused.

Seeing this, the old monkey couple glanced at each other, nodded, and got up together, as if they had gone to rummage for something.

A moment later, the husband and wife returned, one with a piece of tissue paper in his hand and the other with a black iron bump in his hand.

The old monkey handed the tissue paper to Yan Bei to see, Yan Bei took it, and the tissue paper immediately flew up automatically, slowly unfolding in mid-air, and an antique building unfolded on the paper, as if it were a modern 3D projection, a grass and a tree, clearly and truly displayed in front of Yan Bei's eyes.

As the picture appeared, lines of small black characters also slowly appeared, which read: Lingtai Fangcunshan Immortal College, a technical college that will not disappoint you, is enrolled! As long as you are enrolled in 998, you will take home the immortal law and Zen law!

Yan Bei: What the hell is this full of vocational and technical school enrollment advertisements?!

was frightened, and the "bang-bang-bang" movement on the old female monkey's side attracted Yan Bei's attention again.

I saw that she was holding the black iron lump in her hand and smashing it to the ground, muttering as she smashed it: "It's strange, this radio has only been useless for a few years, and it is silent." ”

"The bat demon who sold me this thing said that it would last at least a hundred years, but it's only been less than ten years since I bought it, so why is it silent......"

As he was muttering, a white light suddenly lit up on the black iron bump called the radio, and then there was a "zizizi" short-circuit murmur, and under the slap of the old female monkey, there was a sudden sound.

The standard radio female voice, the voice is bright and sharp, the words are correct and round, and a feeling of the Spring Festival Gala in the nineties is coming.

"Dear listeners of the Three Realms, good afternoon! I'm the cutest and prettiest Jade Rabbit Fairy you've ever had! ”

"Now, I want to tell you a good news that shocks the Three Realms, the No. 1 Immortal Seeking Academy in Xiniu Hezhou, which you are most concerned about, is about to enroll students!"

"As we all know, after Lingtai Fangcunshan College won the crown of the first college of the four continents three hundred years ago, it has always been the key support object of the major forces of the Three Realms......

"Zizizi!" The piercing short circuit suddenly interrupted the female announcer's broadcast, and then, under the slap of the old female monkey, she completely bid farewell to this world and fell apart.

"Hey, hey, I can't help knocking on it, why is it broken, it's said that it's a ten-level shockproof, and you don't have to be afraid when the sky falls, it's really all a lie!" The old female monkey shouted angrily.

Looking at the broken black bump in front of him, he just wanted to scold the bat demon who sold things to himself.

Seeing that his wife was so irritable, the old monkey hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, isn't it just a radio, it's a big deal to buy another one, it won't cost much anyway, so why bother to be angry." ”

"Yes, yes, don't be angry." Yan Xiaokong, who had recovered from his surprise, also persuaded him.

It's just that Yan Bei beside him didn't speak, his black eyes stared straight at the black pimple that was falling apart, and his heart couldn't calm down at all.

Vocational school advertisements, counterfeit and shoddy product radios, Yutu announcers...... Who can tell her what the hell this is?!