Chapter 1: I am Ma Ping'an!

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Early in the morning, south of the city.

It was a pool tens of meters wide, which was originally the site of a large fountain.

After the city was abandoned, the water had dried up, and it was overgrown with a trace of kelp-like aquatic plants.

In the morning sun, the pool was filled with pink mist, and the wisps of aquatic plants poked their heads out of the mist, like green goblins, dancing in the wind.

At this time, two children were standing in the water with their heads bowed and their bare buttocks that did not reach their calves.

It's early spring, and although the swamp is subtropical, the morning temperature is only 3 or 4 degrees Celsius.

The two children, both of whom were only in their teens, would have been in the saddest situation if they had not been in the water, and one of them had frozen lips that were purple, and he could not support them.

"Brother Ma, you... Said the old man would punish us for standing here today... How long does it take? ”

In the middle of the pool, a thin-looking child with a pair of glasses whispered to his side.

"I know a fart, I guess the dead old man is going to sleep again now..."

The boy who spoke had a shaved head, but his face was very handsome, and he liked to squint when he spoke, trying to pretend to be harmless to humans and animals.

His original name was Ma Ergou, and now he is called Ma Ping'an.

Since he was picked up by the old man, he has slowly figured out his situation in a few years, and he doesn't know what era he came from, anyway, it is far from his previous life.

The old man didn't think of himself as a son, but adopted a group of children, all of whom called him master.

Ma Ping'an suffered from being uneducated in his last life, and when he was three or four years old, the old man began to teach literacy, and he really learned with his life.

In fact, he already has the IQ of an adult, and the old man teaches him well, and he learns quickly.

At the age of five or six, he was already able to read most of the books, and he entertained the old man, saying that he had picked a treasure.

When he learned to read, Ma Ping'an picked out things related to his own situation to read, and when he looked at it, he didn't understand it.

How did you end up in that sperm?

It's been frozen for thousands of years, and when it's cultivated, it still carries the memories of its previous life, this thing is not scientific!

......

Ma Ping'an is already more than 2,000 years after his time, and the earth is still that earth.

This is the year 4106 AD.

Thousands of years ago, there was a nuclear war known as the Doomsday War, and the world was destroyed by nuclear contamination.

At that time, the earth had developed space navigation technology, and several planets that could be immigrated were discovered outside the solar system, so those who were rich and powerful, knowledgeable, educated, and able to run were all flying.

The rest have become remnants, and Ma Ping'an is now living in this era of remnants.

This place is called Zenuma, near the former Nanning, Huaguo.

Patches of subtropical rainforest cover the vicinity of the swamp tightly, and next to it, the tall and beautiful peaks are like bonsai that have been magnified countless times, the mountains are green, the peaks are beautiful, and the stones are strange, and the scenery is so beautiful that people are intoxicated.

Surrounded by mountain peaks, there is a basin with an area of about 30 square kilometers.

On the basin, there are neatly standing buildings with uniform shapes, extending the shape of the basin, forming a circle, and the roads crisscrossing it are densely packed, dividing the whole city into eight parts.

The Sawanuma Settlement, founded in 3874, is a small settlement with a population of only a few tens of thousands, and it is also the only settlement in the remnants of the former China.

If you look closely, you will also find that from south to north, the exterior walls of the swamp building are divided into black and white, and when viewed from the air, it looks like two large fish with big heads and small tails, intertwined, but they are exactly the shape of the so-called yin and yang fish in ancient China.

Of course, this is just an expression of the nostalgia of the Chinese remnants for their glorious ancient culture, and has no practical significance, after all, ancient occult theories such as yin-yang fish and gossip have been confirmed as unscientific conjectures by scientists of the League of Remnants.

In 4013 AD, the Human Reconstruction Program was launched.

The human population has skyrocketed tenfold in a few decades, and these small settlements are no longer able to meet the ever-expanding demand for housing.

Because it is surrounded by mountains, often infested with mutated monsters, the high cost of defense, and the distance from the sea and the inconvenient transportation, the Remnant Alliance has adopted a forced relocation plan.

In 4080, the swamp was officially abandoned, and due to the dense forest and the large number of ferocious monsters around it, the swamp has become an extremely dangerous no-man's land without the protection of the remnant alliance.

There are only a few familiar faces back and forth in this place on weekdays, and there is not a single one in the living, and it is more rural than the countryside.

Fortunately, the old man also has some skills, and he has a lot of things out of nowhere, and in addition to living a worry-free life, he can also satisfy Ma Ergou's strong desire for knowledge and the desire to be a cultural person.

The old man originally gave Ma Ergou a new name, called Wang Dong, but he didn't like it.

After all, the surname is difficult to change, although this life is relived, nothing is different, this surname cannot be lost.

But now he is also a literate person, knowing that his name is really not good, and suddenly remembered the name used when donating sperm - Ma Ping'an.

When he was a little older, he pestered the old man to change his name, but the old man couldn't resist him, so he followed him.

He is also a person with a heart, and he has pretended to be carried back by the old man, and he has never revealed the things that he has memories of his past life.

There are more things to learn, Ma Ping'an has also changed greatly from his previous life, and his usual words are also very slippery, although he is in a hurry and comes out with a few foul words, but at least most of the time he is like an intellectual.

This year, Ma Ping'an is ten years old, and he is already more and more immersed in his new life...

The boy next to him is named Hu Si, who has grown up with him since he was a child, and is also the only male companion of Ma Ping'an in the ruins of this swamp.

As for the three old men, he has long been synonymous with demons, and has nothing to do with male humans.

Although Ma Ping'an is young, he may have worked a lot in his previous life, but his body is quite strong.

At this time, he was not in much trouble, he was half-squatting in the water, staring straight at the water, as if he wanted to find something through the fog, as he spoke, his hand punched hard into the water, clenched his fist and turned around and asked, "Hu Si, are you okay?" Don't get sick from freezing..."

Hu Si showed a touch of emotion on his face, and said with a forced smile: "It's okay, it's okay... I'm just afraid that Xiaoya and them will get up to fetch water... See us like this... Hey, I'm sorry..."

Ma Ping'an suddenly glanced at him, and said with a smile: "I haven't paid attention to it these days, your thing seems to have grown up a little... It's amazing..."

His eyes were a little ill-intentioned, and his feelings were to remember what happened in his previous life.

Hu Si was about to speak, but he heard a burst of laughter in the distance, turned his head, and saw several girls of about their age holding a bucket and jumping over.

When I got to the pool, I put down the bucket and didn't lift the water, but looked at them with a smile on my face, and pointed at them...

Hu Si blushed suddenly, and hurriedly covered the 'little bird' under his crotch.

Ma Ping'an, who was beside him, straightened his stomach instead, shook his ass at the girls, and shouted: "Hey, Xiaoya... Hu Si said that when the old man teaches communication classes, he will partner with you...

However, I've decided to compete with him now, so let's take a look at the goods first..."

A beautiful and tallest girl stood up, snorted at him and said, "You think beautifully, look at you... Like a wilted gherkin..."

As he spoke, looking at Ma Ping'an's deliberately pretended look of disappointment and inferiority, he couldn't hold it back, and laughed.

The girls laughed, ran to the side, filled a broken pipe, and walked away laughing again.

Ma Ping'an laughed, simply sat down in the water, and whistled with his head up in boredom.

Not long after, a horn sounded right next to the pool, "You can get back." ”

"Great!"

Ma Ping'an cheered, hurriedly pulled Hu Si out of the pool, picked up the clothes scattered by the pool, and didn't hurry to put them on, just ran towards a seven- or eight-story house in the distance, which was covered with thick walls like a bunker.

The house looked pretty shabby, but inside it was decently decorated.

In a room on the inside, in front of it, there was a blackboard, and an old man with gray hair and an ordinary appearance was standing in front of the blackboard, and when he saw the two of them running, he nodded, and motioned for the two to sit down.

Ma Ping'an ran to him with a serious face, bowed deeply, and said, "Master, Hu Si and I have deeply reflected on our mistakes, and we look forward to your forgiveness." ”

He had already practiced these words, and just listening to him, you would never have imagined that he still had a peasant's soul in his body.

The old man looked at him, a smile appeared on his face, and said, "Yo, master? Earlier, I heard someone calling me a dead old man."

"Ah, how can an energetic elder like you be called by the word dead old man? Master, who said that, I will go to him to settle accounts! ”

Ma Ping'an's face changed very quickly, and he suddenly looked indignant, scolded loudly, and did not forget to roll up his sleeves as he spoke, with his honest expression, he was also full of sincerity.

The smile on the master's face became even stronger, and he nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad... The little guy's skin is already thick, and he has the style of my time. ”

Hearing this 'compliment', Ma Ping'an's face did not change and he accepted it calmly.

But naturally he didn't want to continue to dwell on this topic, so he rolled his eyes and pulled the words away.

"Master, when did you start talking about that... That communication class, apprentice, I'm thirsty for knowledge, I wish I could learn more things earlier..."

As he spoke, he remembered the refreshment of drilling the pink hair salon before, and gently poked him with his elbow, Hu Si was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded his head next to him.

The old man turned around and sat down on a brown-red chair, glanced down at the two of them a few times, shook his head, and said, "You are still young, and the capital is not enough, and you have to wait a few years for this lesson." ”

Ma Ping'an looked disappointed and sighed.

A few days ago, the old man was drunk and leaked, and he realized that the girls who had grown up with him had been specially arranged to train with him in that skill when they grew up.

Thinking about the water spirit of those chicks, my heart is already itching.

The old man seemed to be accustomed to his behavior, and did not answer him, but turned around and wrote a few more big words on the blackboard, 'aristocratic etiquette', and knocked on the blackboard casually.

"Okay, let's continue the etiquette class today, and you two go back and change your clothes."

The two boys nodded yes, and before long, the two walked back neatly dressed.

At this time, the temperament of the two is different.

Ma Ping'an was wearing a black tuxedo with a snow-white shirt inside and a bow at the top of the collar.

strode over, although he was not tall, but he looked forward to it, and his face was full of honesty and calmness, and Fang Cai's sloppy appearance was gone.

Hu Si is dressed in snow-white, with a pair of golden eyes, looking polite and polite, and there is no other chic and casual.

The old man raised his wrist and looked at his watch, nodded and said, "One minute and ten seconds, it's not bad!" Okay, what you're going to learn today is the aristocratic dance steps... The first is 'Cha Cha'..."

said, took a step forward, stepped on a step, and then said: "You follow me to memorize the footwork first, and then I will let Xiaoya and them accompany you to slowly get acquainted..."

Although he looks ordinary, when he dances at this time, he is full of energy and elegant temperament.

Ma Ping'an nodded, he was also quite interested in these things, so he and Hu Si learned it attentively.

Both of them were very smart, and it didn't take long to remember the steps exactly right, and then rumba, waltz... There are more than a dozen dance steps in total, and all of them have been taught before noon.

After lunch, the old man called a few girls, the same ones he had seen by the pool in the morning, and the old man picked out two of them, and accompanied them to practice.

The girl seems to have learned it a long time ago, and she is extremely skilled in dance steps.

Although Ma Ping'an and Hu Si were already familiar with their steps, they didn't officially dance with their dance partners after all, and they were full of flaws at first, almost not stepping on each other's feet, but they slowly became familiar with each other.

At some point, music sounded in the room, and two pairs of boys and girls danced in the center of the room, already working together seamlessly.

It's hard work.

After a few hours, the girl can rotate to play, Hu Si has a little sweat on his forehead, and his legs can't help but tremble.

Ma Ping'an is very good in physical strength, where has he enjoyed such a glamorous blessing in his previous life, at this time he hugged the girl in his arms, eating tofu while jumping, and his eyes couldn't stop sweeping to the key parts of the house, and his sex was very high.

This jump jumped to dinnertime, and the old man finally clapped his palms and signaled to stop: "That's it for today, you can take every step, just practice more in the future." ”

Ma Ping'an hugged the girl in his arms and walked another sliding step, then turned his head, posed a POSS, and said triumphantly: "Master, this dance is very simple..."

The old man sneered and said, "In the future, the people who dance with you will not all be such little girls, when you can hold a sow and dance with it, this can be regarded as barely passing..."

Before Ma Ping'an's mouth was closed, Hu Si sat on the ground and gasped for breath.

The old man's face changed, and he ran over and grabbed his ears and dragged him up, and scolded viciously: "Little rabbit, I have told you all that what kind of clothes you wear should look like what kind of person!"

You are wearing a dress now, you are a nobleman with status, how can you be so disregarding your image! ”

Ma Ping'an hurriedly ran over, put his right hand on his chest, bowed aristocraticly, and then said, "Master!" You also have to pay attention to your image, you are wearing a suit now, and scolding and beating people can damage your identity..."

He was still foul spoken in front of him, and he was not clean, but at this time he was personable.

The old man was stunned for a moment, smiled, let go of his hand, looked at him and said, "You kid is still smart, not bad, it's not in vain that I have worked hard to cultivate you for so many years..."

Ma Ping'an smiled: "That's the master, you have a unique vision, this... What's this called?

Yes, yes, Bole, Bole, you are that Bole, I am your Maxima..."

As he spoke, he frowned again and asked, "But Master, I have a question, I don't know whether to ask it or not." ”

The old man seemed to be in a good mood, waved his hand, motioned for the girls to leave, and then said, "What's the problem?" Say hello. ”

"Well, master, I heard the second master say that there is no such title as nobleman outside for a long time now, you let us learn this... What's the use..."

The old man shook his head and said, "Wrong, wrong, your second master knows how to deal with those machines, what can he know?"

Now the Remnants Alliance is not the same as before, after living a comfortable life, human beings will pursue enjoyment, in the upper echelons of the alliance and the rich and noble, these ancient rituals are already the most popular things.

In the future, sooner or later, you will have to deal with them, and learning these things is a reflection of your identity. ”

Ma Ping'an muttered: "If you want to mix well when you go out, as long as your head is smart, you can learn anything...

Those intellectuals who wore glasses back then were not stunned by their own bluffs..."

He didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence.

The old man's face sank, and he said, "Nonsense! I'm not training those third-rate garbage characters on the road!

If you want to succeed, you must be able to find the most suitable identity for yourself in any situation, and be able to play the role you need to play in any situation, so that you can get ahead in the fastest time. ”

His tone was stern, and Ma Ping'an hurriedly smiled: "Master don't be angry, I'm just talking about it, talking about it casually..."

The old man snorted, his anger calmed down a little, and said: "Ma Ping'an, you are the best of all the people I train, although Hu Si is not bad, but compared to you, it is still poor, don't let me down..."

Ma Ping'an nodded again and again, and replied: "Of course, the master has always cared for me and taken care of me...

I will definitely not let you down, Master, and I will definitely redouble my efforts in the future, study hard, and make progress every day! ”

The old man smiled slightly and said, "Well, it's good to know, then after dinner, let's continue the hunting training that you didn't finish yesterday..."

"Isn't it..."

Ma Ping'an immediately made a bitter face.

Speaking of which, it may also be because he has done enough physical work in his previous life, Ma Ping'an has a special interest in studying and studying, but he has no interest in these physical trainings.

But the old man has to say something about 'cultivating four talents', and he spends half of his time suffering from those tortures every day.

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