Chapter 239: Infernal Hell
"If you have to add a special ability to Batman in Hell Road, don't give him a talent for telling jokes!"
The blues were almost dizzy, suppressed their anger and trembled, "Didn't you name him Hellway Batman?" The name sounds very imposing, but why is the specialty a joke? This is not worthy of the name! ”
"Pay attention to details, he's telling bad jokes!" Damian pointedly to the screen and said, "Don't you think it's appropriate for Batman to tell a bad joke?" Believe it or not, the enemy was amused! ”
Bruce followed Damian's point, and the Laughing Bat really grinned and seemed to be smiling happily.
"That's not right...... Bruce was also a little unsure for a while, and frowned, "That guy has a grin all the way up, and when he's not smiling, he looks like he's smiling...... Wait, that's not the point, even if you tease him, what's the use of fighting? ”
"Dad, your thinking is too old, why do you always think about fighting and killing?"
Damian said in a persuasive tone: "Victory and defeat are often outside the chess game, you have to look at the world outside the box, don't just focus on winning or losing for a while, the focus is on creating unexpected changes to disrupt the stability of the world line, then even if they have a world line of established victory, the external disturbance of constantly blessing this 'impossible but happening' will gradually deviate, and the gears of fate will slowly turn!" ”
Bruce was really a little dizzy, he really couldn't keep up with Damian's train of thought, but Damian's words inspired him slightly, that touch of spiritual light that understood the essence of the world was only through a layer of fog to see the flowers, as long as a little more strength could pierce that layer of window paper.
But it's a pity that Bruce in this universe is still too ordinary, not the real Batman who has experienced countless winds and waves and has experienced adventures in the vast world of the multiverse, but he still hasn't broken through the fourth wall just because of this enlightenment opportunity.
But a slight improvement from before, she is no longer firmly opposed to Damian's approach, and it seems that she also understands that her opposition is useless, and Damian will still go his own way, so she has no choice but to let it go.
Batman of Hell Road has a mouth similar to that of Deadpool on another plane, a special broken mouth, babbling and cooing jokes that are not funny at all while fighting the Laughing Bat.
Not to mention, Damian seemed to be crooked, and the Laughing Bat was really harassed by the cold joke offensive, and the weird smile that had been hanging on his face gradually disappeared, slowly revealing an irritated expression.
"Enough, your jokes are so clumsy, shut up for me!"
Finally, the laughing bat couldn't suppress his boredom, and roared with a hideous expression, "Batman shouldn't tell jokes, the joker should tell jokes!" You just confuse and disgust me, are you Batman or Joker? ”
Batman of Hell Road said with a cold face and a serious face, "I'm Batman who tells bad jokes, and who are you?" You smile brightly, and you look like a good listener to jokes, because you look like you're laughing whether the joke is funny or not. By the way, do you tell jokes? ”
The laughing bat shook his body, and was stunned by the soul of Batman in Hell Road, he couldn't tell who he was, he didn't know what he was laughing at, and he didn't know if he could tell jokes!
If he is Batman, he should not laugh, if he is a clown then he should tell jokes, the contradiction of the dual personality is actually touched by the strange Batman who tells cold jokes in front of him, as if the hypnotized person heard the "jingle bell" bell, and the psychological safety valve completely collapsed.
"Who the hell am I?" The Laughing Bat staggered a few steps, covered his head and hissed, "His jokes are obviously very cold and not funny, but why should I laugh?" ”
"Listen to my jokes again, maybe you can remember who you are, maybe you can perform with me in a comedy club!"
Batman of Hell Road took advantage of this opportunity to smash a punch into the face of the Laughing Bat, knocking him off balance, and then the cold joke fist struck together, and the Laughing Bat was powerless to fight back under the repeated blows.
The battlefield camera drone has been shooting, and this picture has also been transmitted to the command center, the double ponytail Bruce was simply stunned, and suddenly turned his head to look at Damian, she also never expected that Damian's seemingly absurd arrangement would work, and indeed disturbed the mind of the laughing bat with cold jokes, making his fighting skills full of mistakes and omissions, and was beaten back again and again by the Hell Road Batman, who only has the strength of ordinary Batman!
"How is this possible......" said the girl with two ponytails, stunned, "I thought you were messing around...... Have you really counted this to the point? ”
Damian smiled indifferently and said in a deep voice, "I have my own reasons for everything I do!" If you can understand it, you can understand it, and if you can't understand it, I can't help it. But since you have asked in good faith, I will tell you with great mercy! ”
The bald boy pointed to the laughing bat on the screen and said, "The laughing bat is the Batman infected with the Joker virus, the virus has eroded his personality, and the Batman personality and the Clown personality are hard kneaded together, so that he has both the calm and wise of Batman and the ferocity and imagination of the Joker. ”
The girl with two ponytails has the soul of Batman, of course her intelligence is not weak, and she doesn't need to beat the drum with a hammer, so she thought about it for a while and muttered "Any fusion of personalities will have cracks and personality conflicts, and you are using the extremely abrupt and contradictory scene of 'Batman telling cold jokes' as a 'catalyst' to trigger the confrontation between Batman and the Joker's personalities in his heart!" ”
Damian smiled and nodded, "Batman hates jokes about the Joker, and the Joker likes to tell Batman jokes that are not funny, the part of Batman in the Laughing Bat fusion personality is extremely disgusted with the cold jokes of Batman in Hell Road, but the part of the Joker in the fusion personality leads him to be a confidant, if the Joker's fate line deviates, he does not degenerate into a supercriminal, but becomes a superhero, isn't he a Batman who tells bad jokes?" Batman of Hell Road is a mirror, so that Batman and the Joker in the Laughing Bat fusion personality can see part of themselves in the mirror, and this tearing sense makes his self-perception contradictory, and he can't figure out who he is! ”
The girl with two ponytails swallowed and spat, and looked at Damian's eyes more and more strangely, and then she realized why Damian named the Batman he used to fill up the number "Hell Road", and there was really a deep meaning in his plan!
When a person looks into the deepest part of his subconscious and sees the other side of his personality, it is tantamount to staring into the abyss, and when you are staring into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you!
When a person fails to recognize his good and evil, completely loses himself, and splits into two completely different but interdependent personalities, then he falls into the infernal hell and is forever caught in the struggle between split personalities.
Investigator of the Lord God
Investigator of the Lord God