Chapter 1044: I'm a Thorn
The whole hall could be heard of needles falling, and hundreds of pairs of eyes glared angrily, this feeling was ...... It's not very comfortable.
Zhou Fengchen found the feeling of reading when he was a child again, glanced at Huo Rugui, and at the same time shrank his neck and slipped behind the crowd.
"Where are you going?" The beautiful teacher on the podium reprimanded angrily, and the two large balls on her chest trembled violently, and the waves were magnificent.
"Hmph—" The young men and girls in the hall snorted heavily.
Zhou Fengchen had no choice but to stop and point to the corner behind the crowd, "What about that!" ”
"Don't do that!" The beautiful teacher's figure flashed, and she came to the front weirdly, "Tang Xian and Huo are like home, right?" ”
When I got closer, I saw that this beautiful teacher was thirty years old, and her appearance was the kind of style that looked beautiful at first glance and tasted after a closer look, but at this time, she was fierce and minus ten points.
Zhou Fengchen and Huo Rugui nodded at the same time, "Yes!" ”
The beautiful teacher held her hands behind her back, "Tang Xian! The descendant disciple of the small family in the southern small town, when he was a child, he was congenitally weak and followed the grass head doctor Sun Yao for more than ten years, and returned to the Tang family a few months ago, first making trouble with the oolong of the Heavenly Rank Nine Rank Martial Soul, and then the big competition of force to suppress everyone, the rebellion of the four families, breaking through the three layers of condensation, and one person slaughtering three families! Later, he was introduced by Xu Fuzi and entered the Xuanwu Academy! An hour ago, he made an appointment with Huang Qingji, the prince of the Imperial Yangwu Marquis, to fight to the death!
Fire at home! The largest consortium family in the empire, the Northwest City Beacon City, the eldest grandson of the Fire family! The genius of the Ninth Rank Martial Soul! A year ago, I broke through the fifth layer of condensation, and I naturally love to eat! Four months ago, I ate pig's trotters in the largest local Qinglou, and I had a conflict with the nine great condensation warriors of the northern alien race for five pieces of pig's trotters, and I didn't rely on the family, one person attacked and killed the nine alien condensation for a day and a night! ”
In one breath, the details and experiences of the two were clearly explained.
Zhou Fengchen and Huo Rugui glanced at each other, and gave a thumbs up in unison, "Awesome!" ”
"Shut up!" The beautiful teacher has a very hot temper, "When you arrive at the Dao Xuanwu Academy, you have to coil the dragon, there are a thousand grandmasters and a thousand Xuanjie here, and you are not a fart!"
We've waited for you to do your best and I need a perfect explanation now! ”
How do you explain this? Went to eat skewers? You can't be angry?
Huo Rugui rolled his eyes, raised his head and said righteously: "Teacher! Here's the thing, I actually came very early, but I found that an old man had fallen, and I don't know which teacher or elder's family member looked very pitiful, and I thought, why didn't anyone help him? It's too inhumane, so I helped it, but when I got to his house, his family had to thank me, and I said no thanks, this is what I should do! ”
bragging, without blinking an eye, just like the real thing.
The beautiful teacher was expressionless and pointed at Zhou Fengchen, "Okay!" He has a reason, but what about you? ”
Zhou Fengchen coughed, "It's no coincidence that the book is not written, the old man fell, his wife looked for him everywhere, and he fell down in a hurry, I looked at it, no, I have to help, my father taught me to help others since I was a child!" So I helped her to take her home, and her family was very grateful to me, and I met Huoruo, and then came together! ”
After speaking, his face was serious.
The hall is full of teenagers and girls, and the boss with a long mouth.
The beautiful teacher also frowned.
At this time, a petite female student with big eyes said timidly: "But...... I was the last to come, and I saw you eating skewers and wine! ”
"Then that ......" Zhou Fengchen and Huo Rugui suddenly jumped like thunder, and pointed at the girl together, "You can't talk nonsense, we will beat you after class, do you believe it?" ”
"Teacher......" The girl's mouth pouted, and her eyes were chattering.
"You two are the biggest thorns in the Fifth Hall! You are not allowed to get up on your stomach! The beautiful teacher roared angrily and waved her hand.
Zhou Fengchen and Huo Rugui flew up involuntarily, and fell in the corner of the wall with a large "click".
The beautiful teacher no longer looked at the two of them, and returned to the podium in a flash, and wrote three big characters on the wall with a brush: Ji Xianjun!
"From today onwards, I will be your master until you graduate! My name is Ji Xianjun! Sit down! ”
"Meet the teacher!" More than 200 teenagers and girls bowed in unison, and then sat down cross-legged.
It hurts!
Zhou Fengchen and the two of them were lying on their stomachs in a big shape, their heads buzzing, and it took a long time to raise their heads.
Huo Rugui sighed, "Admit it!" This girl is a master of the Nine Rank Grandmaster, and the Five Elements Technique has been used perfectly, and a wind whirlpool will kill us, and we can't hurt him even a single hair when we add up. ”
Zhou Fengchen had already admitted it, in fact, he found out that something was wrong as soon as the girl made a move, but he couldn't dodge, so he changed his posture, "Listen!" ”
Ji Xianjun's voice was crisp, "Dao Xuanwu Academy doesn't pay attention to martial soul qualifications, because that will be looked down upon and will hit your self-esteem!" Anyway, there are only two choices to graduate, first, break through to the king level, and second, study for five years!
Whatever you achieve in five years, you're all going to have to fuck off!
But the Dao Xuanwu Academy has the best martial arts library, although it is a good mental method library, and the best cultivation environment, you don't have to worry about trivial matters, everything you do is for cultivation!
Most of you are ground-level martial souls, you can reach the level of the ninth rank of the grandmaster, if you can't reach this level within five years, then you really don't have the ability......"
The hall was full of teenagers and girls suddenly boiling, Grandmaster Jipin, it is unthinkable to change in their family, most of them are from small and medium-sized families, and the top heaven and Xuan level masters in the family!
Zhou Fengchen sighed, "This girl must have done pyramid schemes!" ”
Huo Rugui was stunned, "What pyramid scheme?" ”
"MLM, this thing is incredible, let me tell you......" Zhou Fengchen crackled and said a bunch of things.
I was stunned for a while, I had never heard many new words, but the businessman's sense of smell was innate, "I think we can get a few such organizations and engage in pyramid schemes!" ”
Zhou Fengchen: "...... No way! Are you serious? ”
"Engage in pyramid schemes while practicing!" ”
Zhou Fengchen imagined that picture and couldn't help but shudder.
At this time, Ji Xianjun said about the mental method, "First of all, when you get here, you must want to practice the new and advanced exercises again as soon as you get here, I will give you two choices, first, the unified level of the martial arts academy under the Xuangong!" Second, the day after tomorrow, break into the election building, and the election building is a grand event for newcomers every year......"
Zhou Fengchen had already ripped off the road at this time, and talked about women.
Huo Rugui lay down and cocked Erlang's legs, "You don't understand, a woman's big breasts are one thing, but her cheeks can't be big, and a big belly is a dead fat man!" ”
Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "It's still okay to be big to a certain extent, there are curves ......"
"Teacher......" is still the big-eyed petite girl in front of her, and then timidly pointed at them, "They just called you, and now they are talking nonsense again, affecting my listening to class!" ”
Zhou Fengchen: "......"
Blazing: "......"
"Little girl! We're going to beat you, I'll tell you! ”
"Teacher! We were wrong! ”
……
It's dusk, class is over!
In the middle of the door of the fifteen main halls of the new students, under the huge stele of the rules of the martial arts academy, the two new students stood against the wall tied up with flowers, and a line of words was pasted on their chests: I am a thorn, stay away from me!
(End of chapter)