"I won't!" Luo Xiaoye said frankly: "Isn't this you? You're a big man, don't you know how to shoot birds? ”

"Me?" Zhongli froze at his feet: "Boss, junior brother, I can't lift my hands and shoulders, you let me fight birds?" This will not work! Nope! ”

As he spoke, he waved his hand again and again, turned around and was about to leave.

"Where are you going?" Luo Xiaoye grabbed Zhongli with one hand: "Let me ask you, have you eaten all the cakes along the way, do you think it is delicious?" ”

"Of course it's not delicious! There is no taste at all, and the birds are fading out of their mouths. ”

"Isn't that all there is to it?" Luo Xiaoye:

"Didn't that aunt already say it just now? There is a wedding reception in the village in the evening! Wedding feast! What delicacies of the mountains and seas, birds and beasts are not? Such a great opportunity to open meat, do you want to miss it in vain? ”

Zhongli couldn't help but swallow his saliva, it sounded quite tempting.

"Also, the people in this village are simple, as long as we fight until the wild birds are sent over, we will have meat to eat!"

Luo Xiaoye's eyes glowed green as he spoke, and Zhong Li felt weird in his heart.

"Boss, but we don't have bows and arrows, how can we shoot birds?"

"Who said you need a bow and arrow to shoot a bird? Your dad didn't teach you how to use a slingshot when you were a kid? Luo Xiaoye's eyes flashed with hope.

"I've used it, but it's not as good as a bow and arrow."

"It's good to use some, and it's picky!" The corners of Luo Xiaoye's mouth twitched: "Let's go, the boss believes in your ability, and he will definitely be able to hit the birds!" ”

Zhongli was dragged by Luo Xiaoye to the forest outside the village, and was forced to hit the bird with a stone.

Originally, the request was to use a bow and arrow, but it turned out to be a slingshot, which can be regarded as a weapon with a slingshot, but when it came to the field, it turned into a pebble again.

Luo Xiaoye said that she couldn't make weapons, and if she wanted to use ready-made ones, she could only do it herself.

Zhongli: This is a pair of reading hands! How can it be used as a weapon to harm small animals? If you don't do it, you will end up down to the point of using stones.

Luo Xiaoye sat on the side and wagged the dog's tail grass, watching Zhongli miss every shot.

"Big brother, are you fighting birds or scaring birds? If you continue like this, the birds of this whole forest will be scared away by you! ”

Zhongli was still persistently throwing stones: "Boss, you can't blame me for this!" The main thing is that I didn't eat meat, and I didn't have energy in my hands. ”

"Are you sure it's because you're the hand holding the brush and can't hold a pebble?"

"Boss, we are dignified to be men, don't insult people casually, okay?!"

Zhongli, who has always been unable to fight back and scold back, was actually enraged?!

Luo Xiaoye waved the dog's tail grass, stopped talking, and let him continue.

Zhongli sneered at the chewing tongue of a woman like Luo Xiaoye, and didn't know whether to magnify the move or express the resentment in his heart, so he grabbed a handful of stones from the ground and threw them aimlessly into the sky.

Boom. Boom.

Two stupid birds fell from the book, and Zhongli danced happily and fartfully to pick up the birds.

"Boss, what do you say? Look at me! ”

Zhongli came back with a bird in one hand, and happily showed off in front of Luo Xiaoye.

"Are you sure it's not a blind cat touching a dead mouse?"

Luo Xiaoye looked at the two thin birds in Zhongli's hand, and couldn't muster his energy: "If you really have the ability, let's take a look at two more?" ”

Zhongli pursed his lips: "Want to use the agitation method?" I'm not going to be fooled! Didn't you say that a bird can eat and drink? Now that there are two birds, what else are you going to do with the birds? ”