"Sister Xue, Sister Xue, are you at home?"

"Sister Snow, I'm here to play with you!"

After two energetic tenors, the little fat man holding half a bottle of Coke spread his left leg seventy-eight and his right leg seventy-eight and a half pounds and ran to the sixth-floor apartment.

Run a few steps and stop.

"Goo Dong ~ Goo Dong ~ Ha ~ "

Lifting the bottle and pouring a few sips, under the happy attribute attached to the happy water, the fat house gasped and continued to run towards the unit door.

Behind him, Su Chu opened his thick black notebook and picked up a pen that could change color:

In a certain year, month, and day, the 157-pound little fat man suspected of being surnamed Duan of the old Sun family next door stepped on me.

When you're done, put away the little notebook.

Meanwhile.

"Knock ~ Knock ~ Plop!"

Then...

"Oops! Gollum~hiss~"

After a chaotic sound, the little fat man who rolled out of the unit door got up from the ground, picked up the fallen empty bottle, and aimed at the garbage bin not far away for a precise jump shot.

"Bang~"

The ground trembled slightly.

“Duang！ Bang~Knock! Gollum~"

"I didn't get in again, is it true that my Sun Xiaopang has nothing to do with basketball in this life?"

Looking down at his hands, the little boy was burdened with the double blow of the broken dream and Sister Xue's lack of time to play with him, and took a heavy step of seventy-eight and a half pounds on his left leg and seventy-eight and a half pounds on his right leg towards the apartment building in front of him.

Behind him, Su Chu once again took out his thick black notebook and picked up a pen that could change color:

In a certain year, month, and day, the one hundred and fifty-seven and a half pound little fat man suspected of being surnamed Duan of the old Sun family next door ran over me.

After writing and putting away the small notebook, Su Chu raised his head and looked at the sun in the sky.

After a long time, he sighed softly.

"Hey~"

Suddenly.

"Let's da~pia~ba~pia~"

Discordant footsteps sounded, turned his head, and sure enough, he saw the little Lori of Miss Ding's family who was wearing the wrong slippers again, holding the head of the chicken nest and rubbing the hazy sleepy eyes.

Miss Ding is a casual but clear girl, Su Chu has seen her many times, and she has a high opinion of her.

As for Miss Ding's little Lori......

"Hey~"

Retracting his gaze, Zhou Yi sighed wordlessly, raised his head, and continued to look at the sun in the sky.

Just look at it! Just look at it! See if it will be shy to explode on the spot!

“pia～”

Listening to the sound, the last one to land should be the foot that wore the wrong slippers for Miss Ding.

Listen to the sound, the landing point of that foot should be within half a meter of you.

Retracted his gaze helplessly and looked at the little Lori standing beside him.

"Xiaohua Xiaohua, Mom doesn't want me anymore!"

Little Lori squatted down and looked at the ground, her mouth pursed, and her face was full of grievances.

Su Chu rolled his eyes, "Your mother doesn't want you a few times a day!" ”

"Really,"

This time, little Lolit was serious, "Just now, I was lying in my mother's arms eating mung bean popsicles."

Then I heard Sun Xiaopang shouting Sister Xue.

It scared me out of my eyes.

Then I opened my eyes again, and my mother was gone. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Lori pursed her mouth aggrievedly, and added, "The mung bean popsicle is also gone!" Wow~"

Tears fell all at once.

Su Chu rubbed his temples with a headache and watched coldly.

Count silently in the heart: three, two, one.

"Wow~Woo~Quack?"

A big meat bun seemed to appear out of thin air and fell from the sky, shaking and shaking in front of his eyes, as if shouting 'eat me' and 'come and eat me' to the little people!

Heartbreaking, earth-shattering, unjust victory over Dou E, and sorrow over Meng Jiang's cry came to an abrupt end.

Rub your eyes twice to make sure the big meat bun is still there.

Lori's chubby little hand wiped two handfuls of tears on her face, and opened her mouth, "Ahhh~"

I took a bite of the big meat bun, squinted my eyes, and a happy smile spread across my face.

"Ahh

With only one head and one mouth, little Lori ate a whole big meat bun raw.

"Ahhh~"

Bite again, bite empty.

Puzzled, he opened his eyes and looked up.

"Mom!"

The little man came to his senses with this cheer.

"Ding Ding, when you're a fool, why did you run out on your own!"

Miss Ding was not as gentle as most mothers, she picked up little Lori with one hand, took out a wet towel and wiped her dirty little face and little claws.

He stuffed a cup of porridge with a straw between the two little claws.

"Then didn't I wake up and see that you don't want me anymore!"

It's obviously a grievance word.,Lori, who took a sip of porridge, said a happy tone.。

"You idiot, how many times have I said that I won't want you."

"Besides, didn't I tell you to buy you breakfast?"

"Well, I didn't hear it, I'm still dreaming."

The sweet porridge has already been eaten for a small time, and Lori is right.

"So you just ran out and cried?"

"Hmm." Ding Dingdang's little head nodded with confidence, "I woke up and couldn't find you, I thought you didn't want me anymore!" ”

Miss Ding looked at her, "Are you awake?" Are you sure you're not sleepwalking? ”

"Uh-huh." Little Lori nodded.

Miss Ding glanced at her own slippers on her left foot and put her hand on her forehead.

"Ding Dingdong, I see that your hysteria may be getting worse. I'm going to take you to the hospital in a few days......"

"Don't! I don't want injections! ”

Little Lori's face turned white, and she shook her head desperately, "Then I just haven't slept enough!" Obviously, it was Sun Xiaopang who woke me up. ”

Miss Ding scooped her up and hugged her in her arms, turned around, "You are reasonable!" ”

"Uh-huh." Lori nodded, squinting happily, and didn't forget to wave at Su Chu when she was hugged home by her mother.

"Little flower and little flower, my mother wants me again."

"I'm going home with my mother, I'll come to play with you next time."

Su Chu rolled his eyes weakly, "The ghost is playing with you, stupid child." ”

Raise your head and continue to look at the sky.

"Ding Dingdong, are you stupid!" Miss Ding's voice came from afar, "How many times have I told you, it's not flowers, it's grass."

Moreover, it can't understand you! ”

"No, it won't!" Xiao Lori argued, "Xiaohua understands, Xiaohua still talks to me." ”

Miss Ding's back was cold, and she subconsciously quickened her pace, "Children are not allowed to talk nonsense. ”

After a pause, he couldn't help but ask, "Then what did it tell you?" It sounded like a little bit of fear and a little bit of weakness in his tone.

Little Lori tilted her head and thought for a moment, "I feel like Little Flower wants to say I'm a fool." ”

"Ding Dingdong, you idiot!"

The sound in the corridor was a little angry.

"Huh!" Su Chu, who was looking at the sun in the sky in a daze, sneered, "Stupid mother! ”

Su Chu: A traverser, possessed by an unknown grass.

Silently laughing at the stupid mother-daughter duo, Su Chu raised his head and continued to look at the sun! See! Too! Yang!

This damn photosynthesis, why someone else... The chlorophyll a of the other grass family is getting greener and greener under photosynthesis, but it is becoming more and more purple?

You are the day, I am the grass. Everyone is born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other?!

But if you really want to talk about it, isn't purple dots better than green?

Forget it, it doesn't matter! Anyway, I don't have a wife or girlfriend.

"Heh~"

Softly, with a sneer.

I was about to continue watching the sun to the end of the world, to see when I could explode that stinky and shameless look in place.

"Ding~"

A strange and familiar voice sounded in my ears: "Dear traverser, your system has been delivered, please sign for it."

Wishing you a happy post-travel experience! ”

“......”

Take a hard breath and tell yourself not to be angry, not to be angry!

Rubbing his temples in the consciousness space, Su Chu opened his mouth quite calmly.

"Don't think that pretending to be a courier company will shirk the responsibility for being three months late."

"I, master." A soft and glutinous female voice sounded in her ears, aggrieved, and she was so pitiful, weak and helpless when she heard it, "Then I'm not lost again!" ”

"Women's clothing is useless to me, I don't even remember that I added a gender module to you when I created you."

As he spoke, without waiting for a reply, Zhou Yi exploded all of a sudden.

"Then, pay attention to your wording: for the preposition of getting lost, you should use the ....."

"Finally, this ellipsis is emphasized. Remember, to take the test! ”

Su Chu: A traverser, possessed by an unknown grass.

There is a system.

The road idiot system often gets lost habitually.

Nine hundred and ninety-eighth crossings.

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