Chapter 503: The National Teacher Was Fooled and Crippled

In the hearing hall, the ministers listened dumbfounded as Yun Shibao talked endlessly about a system of immortals and gods that they had never heard of, from the four emperors to the fifth, and from the twenty-eight constellations...

"Your Highness the Nine... This... It's just your words, not enough... Insufficient... for the letter. For a long time, Pudu Cihang was only weak, and the last sentence of "not enough to believe" was almost unhearable.

At this moment, Pudu Cihang has a head of paste, and the whole person is in a kind of "Who am I?" Where am I? Why am I here? ".

It stands to reason that he knows far more about immortals and demons than Yun Shibao, and he knows that the other party is talking nonsense, but at this moment, he has an illusion of "what he said is true", in layman's terms, he was fooled by Yun Shibao.

"Heh..."Glancing at Pudu Cihang contemptuously, Yun Shibao flew back into his swaddling clothes.

"Retreat!" It was only at this moment that Li Longji reacted, and after giving the eunuchs around him a look, he hurriedly pulled Yang Yuhuan back to the dormitory.

Don't get me wrong, although Li Longji is a little lustful, but he has been eating and sleeping all the way, physically and mentally exhausted, so naturally he will not prostitute himself during the day, after hearing Yun Shibao finish talking about the immortal god system, he has a very bold idea

"Baby, do you think your father can become an immortal." In Yuhua Palace, in Yang Yuhuan's dormitory, Li Longji rubbed his hands and looked at Yun Shibao with a nervous face, as if he was a child praying for toys from his parents.

Immortality is the ultimate dream of human beings throughout the ages, and even Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages, is not exempt from vulgarity, not to mention Li Longji, a "faint monarch" who is not very virtuous.

"Father is the emperor of the world, who controls the fate of hundreds of millions of living beings in the Tang Dynasty, and cannot cultivate immortals..."Yun Shibao shook his head with a wry smile.

It's not that Yun Shibao doesn't want to teach Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan the method of immortality, it's just that he doesn't have a very good cultivation method in his hands now.

The Chaos Immortal Dao Sutra can only be cultivated by a person with a perfect chaotic physique like himself, and as for other internal skills such as the Sacred Heart Technique and His Shengdu, although they are magical, their level is too low, and I am afraid that even the cultivation techniques of this world are inferior.

"These two bottles of potions were quenched by the Blood Spirit Grass when I was in the Immortal Realm, and if you take them, you can stay young forever and prolong your life for a thousand years..."Looking at Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji, who were full of loss, Yun Shibao pondered for a moment, flipped his palm, and took out two bottles of super genetic potions that were transformed with blood orchids in the Marvel world.

Although it is not possible to teach Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan to practice for the time being, it is still possible to prolong the life of the two of them for a thousand years, and after a thousand years, I think that with my own strength, I should be able to stand at the top of the world of the mutant white snake, and it will not be difficult to get a few elixirs and the like at all.

"Extend your life for a thousand years, and stay young forever?" Hearing Yun Shibao's words, Li Longji was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he carefully took the two bottles of super gene elixir refined from blood orchids in his hand.

Extending life for thousands of years, in all dynasties, the life span of emperors is not very long, the average is more than 50 years old, and a thousand years, that is, the time of other people's 20 lifetimes, is enough.

"Tons! Ton! Ton! After taking the potion, Li Longji handed Yang Yuhuan a bottle, and then couldn't wait to twist the cap of the other bottle and drink it all in one go.

"Strawberry flavor, sweet and sour, it's pretty good..."After drinking it, Li Longji blinked his mouth and said with a rather aftertaste.

Seeing this, Yun Shibao's face couldn't help but show a trace of strangeness, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an arc that was difficult to hide.

The first time you take the super gene medicine, the body will perform a washing of the essence and marrow to remove toxic substances and poisonous gases from the body...

He is looking forward to Li Longji's next performance.

At this moment, Li Longji was completely immersed in the changes brought by the super gene potion to his body, and he didn't notice the mischievous smile on Yun Shibao's face.

He could feel a warm energy gushing out of his stomach and flowing through his limbs as the vial of the potion went down, and it was very comfortable.

"Huh?" Suddenly, the expression of enjoyment on Li Longji's face stiffened, and his body subconsciously stiffened, as if he was trying his best to endure something.

"Bang! Jingling... Dangdang... But it was obvious that Li Longji's sphincter was not strong enough to hold back, and with a series of rhythmic sounds, a foul smell filled the dormitory.

At the same time, a drop of black impurities the size of a bean also oozed from the pores on Li Longji's face and arms.

"Ahem, Father, I forgot to tell you, after taking this potion, the medicinal power will expel the impurities and waste gases in your body..."Looking at Li Longji with an embarrassed face, Yun Shibao coughed dryly.

"You bastard, I'll clean you up later."

"Someone, prepare a bath... I want to bathe..."Li Longji glared at Yun Shibao, shouted at the door, and then hurriedly left Yuhua Palace.

Seeing this, Yang Yuhuan patted her chest in fear, fortunately her hand was a little slower just now, and she didn't take the medicine immediately, otherwise...

After making up for that kind of scene, Yang Yuhuan couldn't help but shudder, she was so embarrassed in front of her lover and children, she might as well die and count the ball.

"You stinky boy, see if I don't hit you..."Thinking of this, Yang Yuhuan glanced at Yun Shibao, who was full of mischievous smiles, and as soon as he got angry, he directly picked him up and hit his little ass lightly.

"The queen mother spares her life... I'm the Taiyi Ziwei Emperor, if someone sees me, I will be very shameless..."Yun Shibao shouted.

Yang Yuhuan was mortal, he didn't dare to use too much force, otherwise it would be easy to hurt her.

"I don't care what Emperor Ziwei does you, you are the meat that fell from my body, it is my son, and it is natural for a mother to beat her son..."

"Damn, Li Longji, why don't you die? Why aren't you dead yet? ”

"And that Li Baobao, you little wild seed, I don't care if you are a natural saint or something, if you dare to stand in the way of this prince, I will break your body into ten thousand pieces..."

"Damn..."

In the East Palace, the Prince's Mansion, Li Heng was wearing a cloak, waving a leather whip with a hideous expression, whipping a few maids who were kneeling on the ground and trembling, as if he wanted to vent the qi he received from Yun Shibao and Li Longji to several maids.

"Prince, you are impulsive today..."After a stick of incense, when Li Heng was almost done, Pudu Cihang, who had been sitting on the chair, said lightly.

"Master, I'm just unwilling, it's already a mortal situation, but I was resurrected by that little beast, do you think that little beast should really be the reincarnation of the bullshit Ziwei Emperor?" Li Heng said with an unwilling face.

"I don't know if I'm a teacher, but whether it's the reincarnation of a saint or not, if he blocks the way to be a teacher, he will definitely die..."

(End of chapter)