Chapter 359: The miserable three friends
"Let me tell you, this Chaoshen Academy's teaching director Liu Jerry is my child, and I will follow my brother in the future, and my brother guarantees that you will eat fragrant food, drink spicy food, and run rampant in this school..."
Under the bed, two young people who were full of dick silk at first glance turned a deaf ear to the words of the young man on the bed, and were busy boiling hot water and soaking instant noodles.
"Okay Ge Xiaolun, if it's really like you said, Jerry Liu is your hair young, our brothers have already slept with beautiful women, and no one cares about being locked up in this broken academy for more than a month?" A young man with a "ponytail" on the back of his head and greasy hair interrupted Ge Xiaolun's nagging angrily, his face full of disdain.
"Damn, Zhao Xin, what the master said is true, if you don't believe it, follow me to the teaching office tomorrow to find Jerry Liu..."
Although his tone was full of dissatisfaction, his nose kept stirring, rubbing the eye droppings from the corners of his eyes, and staring at the two boxes of instant noodles on the table.
Well, Laotan sauerkraut, braised beef, yes, they are all my favorite flavors.
"Okay, stop arguing, think about what to do, this TM is the last two boxes of instant noodles, after eating this meal, if you can't think of a way, the three of us will wait to starve to death..."
The cafeteria doesn't fire, the school gate doesn't let out, the only place where you can get food is the black-hearted supermarket, the boss is a big bald head, the cheapest Liu Shuaifu cottage instant noodles are ten times as much as outside, and the price of a box is as high as fifty yuan...
The three of them came to this super god academy for a month, and they all relied on instant noodles to continue their lives, as for braised eggs and ham sausages, hehe, that thing is a luxury, a braised egg is 100 yuan, and a ham is 28, do you dare to think?
"Or, how many brothers are getting together and buying a box?" Zhao Xin snorted and said weakly.
"A box of twelve boxes of instant noodles, the price is 585, and I still have nine pieces here..."Ge Xiaolun took out a piece of toilet paper about one centimeter long from under the mattress, wiped the eye feces from the corners of his eyes, and chirped.
He came in a hurry, and his family was not very wealthy, so he brought more than 1,000 yuan with him...
"I still have eighteen pieces... Cheng Yaowen, what about you? Zhao Xin took out a long time from his pocket, and then took out a few steel hammers.
Immediately, he looked at the young man with a relatively better image with an expectant face.
"I still have twenty left..."After a period of silence, Cheng Yaowen's face was a little ugly.
Nine plus eighteen plus twenty, this kind of simple math problem is something that elementary school students can understand.
Together, the three of them can't even afford the cheapest box of instant noodles.
"Aren't you a prince?" Hearing this, Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin's faces turned pale, and a trace of despair flashed in their eyes, they were really going to run out of food.
"You two brutes, you've used three pieces of toilet paper this month..."Hearing the words of the two, the corners of Cheng Yaowen's mouth twitched, and his face turned a little dark.
"..."A piece of toilet paper sells for 12,000 at the black-hearted bald guy.
As Cheng Yaowen's words fell, the bedroom instantly fell into a deathly silence, and after a while, the eyes of the three of them were fixed on the two buckets of instant noodles on the table.
Immediately, the three of them glanced at each other, and where their eyes met, a faint spark flashed.
For the Last Supper, let's duel with a sword.
Ge Xiaolun turned over, jumped off the bed, and threw himself towards the instant noodles, seeing this, Zhao Xin's eyes were quick, and after holding a box of Laotan sauerkraut noodles, he walked extremely fast, rushed to the balcony of the bedroom, and locked the door.
And Cheng Yaowen was not to be outdone, the tiger's body was shocked, and he hugged another bucket of braised beef noodles with his back to Ge Xiaolun, regardless of whether it was hot or not, he frantically used a fork to put the noodles into his mouth.
"Rub, rub, you brutes, you don't even leave me a mouthful of soup?" There was a burst of chickens and dogs, and three minutes later, looking at the empty instant noodle box, Ge Xiaolun let out an extremely sad wail from his mouth.
"Ahem, I remember there were some cardboard boxes and bottles in the dormitory, or you should go to the profiteer, I remember he seems to be recycling these wastes." After eating and drinking, Cheng Yaowen and Zhao Xin glanced at Ge Xiaolun, who was lying on the bed with a faceless face, coughed dryly, and said.
The three of them scraped together a total of 47 yuan, and it looks like those scraps should be able to sell for three or four yuan, just enough to buy a box of instant noodles.
"You are ruthless..."Ge Xiaolun stiffened a carp, snatched the handful of change from Cheng Yaowen and others, and carried the "garbage bag" placed on the balcony behind him, jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor, and ran towards the only super god in the Super God Academy.
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Super Seminary, at the door of the supermarket of the seventh uncle and grandfather, Ge Xiaolun looked at the two young and beautiful girls in front of him, and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Hey, boy, I want to sell scrap to that little house on the west side, and I'm not allowed to bring anything to the supermarket." Just as Ge Xiaolun was carrying a large bag of waste and was about to follow the two girls into the supermarket, he was stopped by a security guard at the entrance of the supermarket.
The sound behind him quickly attracted the attention of the two girls, and the two of them stopped in unison, turned around, and looked at Ge Xiaolun with some curiosity.
"What are you kidding? Brother Lun is two of these three? Uncle, this is the bottle and cardboard box we have in our bedroom, for you..."Being watched by the two young girls, Ge Xiaolun's spirit couldn't help but be shocked, and then he threw the bag on his back to the old man who collected waste products at the supermarket.
"Let me introduce myself, my name is Ge Xiaolun, and Jerry Liu, the director of teaching, is my buddy, what are the names of the two sisters? Get acquainted? What is there in the future, Brother Lun covers you. Ge Xiaolun wiped his messy greasy hair, walked in front of the two girls with steps that his six relatives did not recognize.
"Neuropathy..."Glancing at Ge Xiaolun up and down, the two girls invariably dropped such a sentence and walked into the supermarket.
Ge Xiaolun's face froze, and after seeing the two leave, he seemed to suddenly remember something, turned around, and ran towards the old man who collected the scrap.
"Uncle, slow down, slow down..."
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"Boss, can it be cheaper? Get a discount? I only have forty-seven yuan left in my pocket..."Ten minutes later, Ge Xiaolun held a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut noodles and looked pitifully at the blue-skinned bald guy in front of him.
The old man naturally wouldn't pay for the things that were sent out, so as a last resort, Ge Xiaolun had to bite the bullet, and after the two girls left, he took a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut noodles and walked to the cash register.
"Discounted? It's okay, you wait..."In front of the cash register, Ruiz's eyelids were raised, and he glanced at Ge Xiaolun lightly.
(End of chapter)