Chapter 1 The Sleepy Bug in a Blind Date

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"Look at your appearance, you are a little handsome, this girl is considered to have passed you, but my mother said that a man can't just look handsome......"!

"What is your education? Master's or PhD? Isn't it okay to be an undergraduate? My mother said that if your education is not high enough, you will have no future development prospects......"!

"Where do you work? How's the work? My mom said that this man's job must be stable ......"!

"What about income? What's your income? How much do you earn a month? My mother said that if you want to live well after marriage, this money is the first ......"!

"What about the family situation? Is your house in the city a building or a villa? What brand is the car? My mom said ......"?

"You don't have any bad personal loves, right? Bad habits like smoking and drinking are not allowed, my mother said......"!

"I heard that your parents are from the countryside, and I have a habit of cleanliness, and I must not live with them after marriage, my mother said ......"!

"What do you think about the next generation? This girl is going to enjoy life to the fullest for the rest of her life, giving birth to children and doing housework, I won't do these things, my mother said......"!

"Hey, why don't you speak, I'm asking you for a long time, what do you say you're doing on the table? Can we have a little bit of quality? Even if this girl is more demanding, you don't have to be so inferior that you don't even dare to speak, right......"?

In the ancient city of Luoyang, in a clean hotel room on the side of the road, a petite and beautiful girl was sitting there with high emotions at this time, her mouth was like a machine gun, and she was sitting motionless on the table opposite the lazy man, announcing her mate selection conditions and standards one after another. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The irony was that as her momentum grew stronger and her voice became louder and louder, the young man sitting across from her and burying his head was silent, and there was a burst of high-pitched snoring sounds.

"Hey, wake up, wake me up, do you think this is a hotel or your bedroom? I said that you are really good, can you say that this girl is a beautiful fairy beauty? Isn't it attractive to you at all? I've grown so big, it's the first time I've seen someone fall asleep when a man and a woman are on a blind date, among the dozens of types of men my mother told me, there is no such classification as you, big brother, you should be a rare animal that belongs to that kind of national treasure, if you die, this category will be extinct......"?

This girl is really strong enough, seeing that she has been muttering here for a long time, the other party didn't even listen to a word, but fell asleep there, and directly broke out on the spot, and after waking up the other party twice, she immediately used a very angry tone to viciously mock the sleepy-eyed man sitting opposite.

"I said, you must have been deceived by my aunt, let me tell you the truth, I am actually a poor boy from the countryside, neither a rich second generation, nor an official second generation, just a migrant worker working in a chemical company, I will definitely not meet the conditions you just said, sorry, I have another failed blind date experience? But there is one thing that brother still wants to say that you are down, we can't buy and sell benevolence, a girl's family, how can you pay attention to some demeanor, for a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance, gentleness is her most powerful weapon, okay......"!

"Gentle, I'm gentle with you? Is the gentleness of the old lady for people like you? Really, I wasted a day in vain, do you know that my time is very precious, how many handsome guys who are hundreds of times more profitable than you don't know are waiting for me to know? What my mother said is really good, poor people like you in the countryside, all of them are phoenix men who think about making a fortune from women all day long, and the most despised by my mother is you, okay, count me unlucky, today when I haven't been here, goodbye, oh no, it's never ...... again"!

"Your mother said that your mother said that your mother is really harmful, why don't you let your father say a word......"?

When Sun Buxing got up from the dining table in a daze, what he heard was the above few cold words full of resentment and malice, and when he saw the girl on the other side who was frosty and embarrassed stood up and was about to get up and leave, he finally couldn't hold his face anymore, and hurriedly rubbed his somewhat drowsy head there, while teasing each other with a grinning face.

Good men don't fight women, no way, who let him not give the other party so much today, even in the blind date process, listening to the other party's unbearable conditions just fell asleep, until his own opponent almost pushed to the ground, he woke up, then he remembered, it turned out that he was not in his own small rental house now, but under the arrangement of the elders, here with a beautiful girl The most important social activity in life: blind date.

"My dad said, what my dad said, in our family, everything is my mother's decision, my dad said, no matter how big or small our family is, he listens to my mother's orders, my mother also said, like our family's model, is the right direction for the normal and healthy development of human families in the future, of course, people like you, I don't have the qualifications to be connected to my leadership position in the family, and finally I advise you, in the city, it is not a paradise for poor and white countrymen like you, listen to this girl's words, You still go back to your hometown to marry a stupid and coarse country sister, farm the land and feed the pigs for a lifetime and get ......"!

Damn, my brother is despised by others, how can I say that my brother is also a second-rate university mixed up, is it good to be a scumbag with a bachelor's degree, although it is said that he is a little bad in the year after graduating from college, but it will not be said to be so unbearable, right? Isn't it just a blind date? If I can bow my head and endure this, then brother, what strength do I have to live in this world?

"Hey, sister, brother is going back to feed pigs and donkeys, it's better than going to your house to be the kind of bullshit son-in-law who is beaten and angry without a little bit of human dignity, how can I say that the history of human civilization evolution is hundreds of thousands of years, how can your family still live in an ancient matriarchal society, hehe, like you, a princess of Taiping who has no breasts, no breasts, no ass, you give my brother tens of thousands of dollars, brother, I don't want it......"!

Sun Buxing, who had a hippie smile on his face, deliberately showed a look of disdain while ridiculing the other party, and with a look of strong contempt, he glanced up and down at several important parts of the other party's figure, and then let out a loud laugh. There is nothing good to say about scolding each other, this failed blind date has become what it is like now, the biggest result is nothing more than a shot and two scattered, he no longer cares about being said that he doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and he dares to insult and despise this little bit of personality and dignity in his brother's heart, damn, is my brother the kind of person who doesn't fight back after being beaten?

"You, you are shameless, are you country buns so unqualified? You stinky rascal, I remember you, I will definitely tell Aunt Su Fang everything that happened today, I didn't expect it. Protect. The director's wife actually has a nephew like you, hmph, just like you look like a toad, and you still want to eat the swan meat of this girl, are you worthy of you? Be your spring and autumn and go ......"!

Although this girl is spicy, but, compared with Sun Buxing, who has been mixed up in society for a year, it is not known that it is tens of thousands of miles away, and at the moment Sun Buxing deliberately pretended to be a hooligan scoundrel with a red face, thinking when she had suffered this kind of grievance, she immediately stood up from the seat, and angrily ridiculed Sun Buxing for a few words, and secretly cursed the arranger of this blind date activity, Aunt Sun Sufang, her own mother's friend, while stepping on six or seven inches long high heels, He left the private room with a clatter, and went home with a stomach full of resentment.

"Hehe, little girl, dare to laugh at my brother like this, and tell you Aunt Sufang, hehe, in my brother's place, it's not easy for you to tell God, ah, no, Aunt Sufang, isn't this my aunt? It's over, why did I forget about her old man, this is a bad thing, if my aunt asks me about it later, how should I answer her......"?

At the beginning, seeing the other party leave angrily, Sun Buxing still showed an indifferent relaxed look, but, of course, remembering that the Aunt Su Fang mentioned in the other party's mouth was the initiator of this blind date activity, that is, his aunt in law, Fang just let out a helpless sigh there, and his face, which was still sunny just now, immediately turned cloudy, and became sad there.

Speaking of which, Sun Buxing himself also felt wronged, he had just broken up with his girlfriend who had been dating for more than three years, and now he has not yet been pulled out of the pain of falling out of love, so he was contacted by his aunt to carry out several blind date activities in a row, although the first few times ended in failure, but, no matter what, he finally fooled his aunt every time, and this time he failed again, who knows what the girl who was angry with herself just now will say something in front of her aunt, alas, Now Sun doesn't wake up, but he has to be ready to meet his aunt's anger.

"Boss, check out ......"!

Sun Buxing, who smiled bitterly, gently sorted out the slightly wrinkled suit collar, this set of clothes costs more than 1,000 yuan, with his small white-collar worker in a private company who only earns 2,000 yuan a month, he can't afford to buy clothes at this price, this dress, that is still in order to improve the success rate of Sun Buxing's blind date, his aunt paid for it and personally took him to visit more than a dozen brand-name clothing stores before finally buying back the blind date special shirt. Don't mention it, Sun Buxing, who is 1.75 meters tall and already looks good, is a lot more energetic after wearing this suit, and he looks so handsome like a dog.

It's just that the young girls nowadays are very realistic, for the object of conversation, the first thing they care about is the material conditions of the other party, followed by the appearance or something, of course, there may also be rich girls who do not require family background and only pursue appearance, but unfortunately, Sun Buxing under the arrangement of his aunt, four or five in a row, but he did not meet a person who did not talk about material conditions and only talked about character and hobbies, on the contrary, all he met were all gold worshippers who pursued a rich material life, of course, Like the strange woman he is facing today, he belongs to the most prominent of these money-worshipping girls.

Sun Buxing is not a little disadvantaged except that he is a little poor, but for these gold-worshipping girls who want to find a golden beetle son-in-law who can make them live a worry-free life for the rest of their lives, this shortcoming has become the most unacceptable place for them.

For today's result, in fact, before he came, Sun Buxing had expected it, but he didn't expect that he would fall asleep during the blind date, so that the other party was so angry, and in the end, he broke up unhappily, and was sneered at by the other party, do you say that he is wronged today?

In addition to Sun Buxing's somewhat lazy to listen to the other party's mate selection conditions, the biggest reason why he fell asleep so quickly was that he was too sleepy now, he had not had a good rest in the past three or four days, and he didn't know what was going on, since last Tuesday, every night, as long as he closed his eyes and fell asleep, in a daze, there would be a mechanical voice that had been echoing in his head.

"There is no trace of gods and demons, big dreams for thousands of years, floating like a dream, too empty to travel. The Inception system has found a suitable host, and the master program is being fused and bound, and the process has been completed by ......%"!

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