Ham?

This wolf king is actually Hamm?

What's going on?

Why did Hamm surround the mushroom house with wolves and attack Candy?

In reality, all this is nothing more than a misunderstanding.

Yesterday the friends arrived, slaughtering pigs and sheep and laughing and drinking until late at night, and the wine was in full swing, and a group of people naturally discussed what to do tomorrow and where to play.

What the? What is the arrangement of the program group?

There are so many of them at one time, and it is also the most complete lineup of another program, it is obvious that this issue can exist as a special program of two programs at the same time, and the content naturally has nothing to do with the program group.

For this situation, the special issue where the goddess came to Wushuang Mansion before is a good example.

As a native of Guo Dong, he naturally told them that just a few dozen miles away from the mushroom house, there is the largest plateau dammed lake in China and the second largest in the world.

Now it is just the number of nine cold winters thousands of miles of ice and snow drifting, count the days, if this is not their own 'tearing the soil king', it is time for the annual grand and lively winter fishing, now go there, not only can break the ice and catch fish to eat in winter, but also skate on the lake, skiing, sit on the plow sled, and have strong hands-on ability, you can also pick ice and snow on the spot to make your own ice sculptures and snow castles.

Then there was early this morning, Guo Dong took Dare to Love and Hate, and after the filming and reunion last night, he did not stay in the mushroom house, but followed Nazha and Shuang Meizi, who went back with him, and took Hamm and the wild wolf specially summoned from hell to pull the sleigh and came to the mushroom house together.

"I'll go, what time is it? Why are they still dreaming of Zhou Gong? ”

It's just that when he looked at the snoring sound in the mushroom house, and there was no one who got up early, Guo Dong's eyes almost rolled to the sky.

Obviously, these guys said that they were going to play on the lake, and he deliberately asked people to set off there in advance last night to make all the corresponding preparations, why is it that not only them, but even none of the program team have gotten up until now?

"Hamm, tell them to get up."

Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly, patted Hamm's head and explained, and then took Nazha and Shuang Meizi to the accommodation of the program team a few hundred meters away in order not to affect the filming of the film.

Even if it is a special program, it needs to be filmed by the program team, and it is precisely because the special is a special program that they have not planned, and it is necessary to negotiate with them in advance about the waiting process.

Especially this episode of the show is longing to be filmed in combination with the two programs of the goddess, and many things must be discussed and planned in advance.

"Uncle Hamm is because you got up early in the morning, and you are still sleeping lazy and dreaming? Is there any royal law and no heavenly reason for this special mother? ”

Looking at the background of Guo Dong and the three of them in the distance, looking at the mushroom house with a snoring sound, the corners of Hamm's mouth suddenly hooked, and when he saw that Guo Dong and the three of them had already left a few hundred meters away, they would immediately go to the accommodation of the program team, and suddenly cleared their throats and let out a roar of a fierce beast like a lion tiger.

That is, at the beginning, it woke up everyone in the mushroom house, making them look confused and not know what was going on, and by the way, they also scared the roar of the beast that scared the two children, Duoduo and the girl of the Zixia Fairy family.

"This Hamm."

Guo Dong naturally heard Hamm's roar, and also understood Hamm's unhappiness.

"Forget it, let him go."

Guo Dong shook his head, and then didn't care about the mushroom house anymore, and let Hamm go to intimidate the group of people in the mushroom house with a bad taste, while he knocked on the door of the program team, ready to negotiate with the two directors on the filming arrangements for the future.

Although Hamm is loyal to himself, he obeys his orders much more than a comma, and is completely a model loyal dog with a standard dog's legs.

But these are limited to himself, for other people, especially those who have no direct relationship with him, such as the old lady and Zhang Lianggang's cousin, plus other people other than the sugar candy girl, including Zhu He and Lao Deng Tou, he has never lowered the dignity and pride of his Hell Demon King.

Although it is still only a juvenile Hell Demon Dog, it is still a demon king-level species that is only in charge of all beast hell creatures under the entire Hell Rank under the Demon King Satan and the Seven Monarchs of Hell such as Mephisto and Baal.

Although he is the next demon king, he is still the demon king.

Therefore, Guo Dong naturally knew that Hamm, who was forcibly woken up from a good sleep early in the morning, was angry, irritable, and crazy.

"Dare to ask Uncle Hamm to get up early in the morning and wait for you?"

Before dawn, he was about to leave the warm and comfortable bed, summon a group of outwardly less shocking wild wolves from hell, coerce and lure, and train them to be 'sled dogs' for this group of stupid mortals, but this group of stupid humans are all sleeping?

"If it weren't for the owner's face, Uncle Hamm would have fed you to the pups."

As soon as Hamm turned around as he spoke, his small body the size of a Chihuahua opened his bloody mouth, which was several times larger than that of a lion tiger, and bit off the heads of a dozen hell wolves that were close to him with a few clicks.

"Phew~ A wild wolf that doesn't enter the stream is a wild wolf that is not as good as the stream, and the meat is really unpalatable. Little cubs, the rest will be rewarded to you. ”

After killing more than a dozen wild wolves in a row, Hamm's stomach was almost exhausted, and then he ate a few bites with his meaty limbs and back, and after barely eating an unappetizing breakfast, he rewarded the remaining stumps to the remaining wolves.

The Emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, and his Uncle Hamm will not be stingy enough to let these wolf cubs work hungry.

And this is the origin of the bloodstains left by Huang Laoxie who saw it before and mistakenly thought that the people in the program team were eaten by this group of wild wolves.

"It's still delicious that the master's cooking is delicious, but it's a pity that there are too few types of Warcraft like pigs, cows and sheep in hell, otherwise it will be better to cook with Warcraft meat."

As a result, he didn't want to, Hamm, who was licking the blood at the corner of his mouth, looking forward to using the meat of the monster to let Guo Dong cook a big meal, was suddenly caught by Ning Jing and Sun Li's sentence 'What are the ghosts crying wolf howling in the morning', and the two words wolf howling in it attracted all the attention.

Then there was the howl of the wolf in the mushroom house, including the program team, who woke up and jumped up in a panic.

"Wolves? Where did the wolf come from? ”

Hearing the howl of the wolf, the longing director, who had just woken up because of Hamm's beast roar and Guo Dong's knock on the door, instantly exploded his whole scalp, and ran out in his pajamas, and saw at a glance the wolves that surrounded the entire mushroom house and roared in unison under Hamm's orders.

"It's ......"

The eyes of the director of "Longing" instantly straightened, and his face became as white as paper with the naked eye, and then he screamed madly and distortedly as if he had been tied to a clean room and cut a knife: "Guilt! The wolf is coming down! Don't sleep anymore, copy the guy and Lao Tzu to save people! ”

Before the words fell, the director pushed Guo Dong away, and easily picked up the camera tripod on the side, ready to use this thing as a weapon, wearing pajamas and stepping on slippers to save people, followed by the director of "Goddess" who looked desperate like him.

There are so many stars, among them, there are He Shouyan of the mango pillar, Huang Laoxi, who is a protégé all over the world, Lin Sect Master, who has reached the peak of the status of the rivers and lakes, and Xu Laowei, the Zixia Fairy who amazed an era, and the stars of the irreplaceable stars who are now just red.

Not to mention that these people were all eaten by wolves, even if any of them were kissed by wolves, or even seriously injured, their director would be at the end of his life, not only drowning with spittle, but also facing sky-high compensation, not to mention, he was ready to make a living by begging for food in the future.

Instead of this, it is better to fight to the death, at least to have a good reputation, even if you die, your family will still receive all kinds of care, and you will not be poor after sky-high compensation.

"Nirvana's Essence Technique!"

Seeing the two crazy directors, as well as the chaotic, frightened, or enthusiastic people behind them who picked up something like a tripod as a weapon, and were about to rush into the wolves to save people, Guo Dong's brows furrowed, and then his fingers pinched several seals, and countless white feathers fell in the sky in an instant.

Nirvana Seisha's technique, the last game of the Hokage Natsunobi exam, before Orochimaru's Konoha collapse plan began, Yakushidou cast an illusion that caused the entire competition venue to fall into a deep sleep in an instant.

"It's a nuisance."

Guo Dong frowned and put them all back on his bed with his mental strength, locked the door, and after blocking and calming the frightened and frightened, he beckoned Nazha and Shuang Meizi, who he had tried to save, and left the accommodation of the program team with a puzzled and puzzled face.

"Wait a minute, it seems that we have to find a way to modify their memories, I already knew that I would have gone to the secretary of the Yamanaka family in the first place."

Guo Dong frowned and muttered softly, and then patted the second daughter who was looking at the direction of the mushroom house in horror: "Don't worry, Hamm is joking with them." ”

Hearing Guo Dong's words, although the two of them were a little relieved, they were only a little: "Really? But are so many wolves really not biting? ”

Although they watched these wild wolves obediently pulling sleds and climbing plows, and the mushroom house with them, the two of them still couldn't rest assured.

After all, begging for a living in hell, it is still a creature of the food class, and its appearance is definitely the best display of terms such as hideous, vicious, and terrifying.

Guo Dong smiled slightly: "Don't worry, even the legendary three-headed dog of hell guarding the gate of hell must be obedient in front of Hamm." ”

The difference in the level of hellish creatures, even if Hamm bites these wild wolves to death, they don't dare to dodge even once.

With their telekinesis spreading, Nazha and Shuang Meizi exclaimed and flew up in the air with Guo Dong, preparing to go to the mushroom house to make Hamm stop the farce, and show up to comfort everyone who was frightened.

But at the gate, Guo Dong heard that the old yellow shoes in the house had already tried to calm everyone down, and found the most suitable method for them in the shortest possible time.

Especially when I heard that Huang Laoshou asked He Shouyan to call him to save people, and Zhang Lianggang had already connected the phone.

So Guo Dong didn't show up in his heart, and went directly to a big tree in front of the mushroom house, and used spatial isolation to hide all the traces of the three people.

"What are we hiding here? Why don't you go down and let everyone stop being afraid? ”

Although it was Nazha who took the initiative to confess yesterday, her courage was still a little short, and in the end she just took advantage of the situation to follow, but after all, Shuang Meizi and Guo Dong have known each other longer than Nazha, and there is also this relationship with Bei Weiwei, so she is more casual and careless than Nazha, since she has doubts, she naturally asked directly: "Also, why did we fly just now?" ”

"I'll explain this to you later."

Guo Dong smiled and hugged the slender waists of the two first-class stunning beauties: "As for now, someone will arrive as a savior later." Although all of this is a misunderstanding, I plan to turn the misunderstanding into a real acting, and use it to examine their cultivation results. ”

Zhang Lianggang and Tangtang, Xixi, and Yaya, these four people have been teaching since he returned to the Hokage world, Yin Seal, Divine Liquid, KW90 Gene Enhancement Liquid, Centipede Knife and other artifacts, as well as the space treasure created for the three of them with spatial abilities, the Mark 5 portable armor that can be worn in a few seconds can be taken out at any time.

It can be said that they are armed to the teeth from the inside out, from themselves to their equipment.

But after all, it was a peaceful real world, and the four of them didn't have any sense of crisis at all, so naturally they didn't have much motivation to cultivate.

This is also why after returning from the corpse brother world, he injected them with the abilities obtained by the divine liquid, and it was not until Guo Dong returned from the Fantastic Four world that he still used him to blow himself up and kill people at Deng Qian and others, as well as the internal and external pressure of the battle with the crab that was magnified a hundred times, and this was the reason why he initially mastered it.

Now Hamm's joke is a little bigger, but it happens to be used as their first real combat training.

It is precisely because of this that the four of them did not find Guo Dong's figure before, and Hamm became a battle form that Tangtang and others had never seen, hiding the hell flames, and leading these hell wolves to surround and kill them.

Similarly, this is also the reason why the pro-soldiers in the village, led by Lin Mei and Fan Xu, plus Bei Weiwei, have not shown up until now.

Otherwise, if it was really a wild wolf coming down the mountain, the shadowless forbidden army in the village, the second army of Xiong He, and the national protection army of the old Qinzhong, more than a thousand old house guards composed of these three soldiers and horses, would have already killed and cleaned up these wild wolves.

Even a real wolf would never have come out of the mountains and forests alive to reach the mushroom house.

You must know that this mushroom house was originally built by Guo Dong for the old lady to escape the heat, and there is not far from the village outside the mushroom house, and the old lady is in the village for the winter.

Not to mention this village, even the entire city is garrisoned by Guo Dong's soldiers and horses, stationed in the three layers inside and three layers outside for protection, in order to protect the old lady's safety.

Otherwise, do you think that Guo Dong's other contracted private areas are all wild villages, but here are several times of communication, and they have paid a lot of extra price, taking advantage of the fact that Xu Laowei's filming was blocked, and the administrative area of this entire county-level city has become his own private area?

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people in Lin'an, Guo Dong would have contracted it to be a private area to protect his family from the perspective of region and population.