Chapter 343: Erlang God Roaring Heavenly Dog
The most indispensable thing in the Han Dynasty is those netizens who wander around the Internet all day long, and they are so idle that they are painful.
When the three online live broadcast rooms were opened, only a few curious guys sneaked in to take a look, and after seeing that it was just a messy and desolate beach in the live broadcast, these people quickly retreated and turned around and ran to other live broadcast rooms to see the long legs of those beautiful Internet celebrities.
However, the anchors in these three live broadcast rooms transferred the live broadcast screen in their own rooms to Sun Xia Chang Lao and their group wearing various costumes, all wearing strangely shaped black iron helmets, at this time, the Internet viewers who remained in a few live broadcast rooms and did not leave were only then raised some interest, whether this was a masquerade party, or in some kind of outdoor funny live broadcast activities, I felt as if I had found something interesting about these few viewers, Immediately began to call friends, and called his friends who had a good relationship into this live broadcast room.
As time passed, when the three-eyed man came across the sea with the four-generation star beast that was more than one person tall, and fought with Sun Xia and them, these viewers in the three live broadcast rooms were just blown up their nests, and they were very excited to inform all the relatives and friends they could know, Nima, I didn't expect the three-eyed people who were making a lot of noise in the United States to quietly run to the territory of our Han Kingdom to do something, this is a big event and big news, such a radical thing, if it is wrong, That would be a shame.
In just over a minute when the Three Eyes and Director Wu fought each other, the number of viewers in the three live broadcast rooms has all reached more than 100,000 people, and this is still because of the tight time, many people did not enter the live broadcast room in time, if they are given a few more minutes, let alone hundreds of thousands, it is one or two million viewers, it is a very ordinary thing, who let the Han Kingdom here, there are not many others, but there are many people!
After seeing the picture of the star beast biting Director Wu's buttocks, these netizens who were still nervous just now suddenly became relaxed, and all of a sudden, the barrage in the three live broadcast rooms was full of air, and everything was said. Along with this, there are also all kinds of gifts that netizens who are not bad for money like rain.
"Damn, isn't this the Erlang God in our Chinese myths and legends? Oh my God! This guy is not in our Oriental Heavenly Court to be his law enforcement god, why is he quietly immigrating, you say you immigrate, you immigrate, why do you still have plastic surgery, don't retain nationality, forget it, how can we even change our racial characteristics, this whole white skin and blue eyes full of golden retrievers, it's really ugly to die, speaking of which, or our whistling dog is more pleasing to the eye, at least, in addition to growing up a little bigger, it is still the dead virtue that looks like a dog, hehe......"!
"Go, go, go, upstairs is a fool, what blue eyes are full of golden retrievers, people call this personality beauty, haven't you heard of the word blonde and blue eyes? If you look at the blonde hair at the end of the house and the erect eye in the middle of the brow, isn't it the blonde hair with the eyes closed? No culture, it's terrible, in addition, the weak expression, I haven't seen the myth, I don't know who the Erlang God is, downstairs I personally introduce the story of the Erlang God, right......"?
"Since ancient times, the second floor has been stupid, forced, and it is terrible to say that people have no culture, it is really laughing to death, have you seen the Romance of the Gods? Have you seen Journey to the West? Have you seen the Baolian lantern? The second floor is from the primitive society, I haven't heard of the famous Erlang God, it's really stupid, force a ......"!
"What Erlang God, roaring dogs, you all drink Sanlu milk and drink stupid, I didn't see this three-eyed foreigner's appearance, according to me, this must be the crystallization of love between Erlang God and the Virgin Mary, I really didn't expect that in this heavenly court, there is such a touching transnational love, I dare to bet on two packs of spicy strips, this product is definitely the ...... of Erlang God"!
"Fart, you're blind, aren't you, what kind of Erlang God, didn't you see that there was a big alien corpse with three eyes on the top of that small hill? What kind of eyes are these? Do you have those two holes in your nose that you use to vent your breath? is also a mouthful of the crystallization of the love of Erlang God, according to this, those dead people with three eyes should be the crystallization of Erlang God's love, this Nima is too little to put our country's plan, planning, birth, and education in his eyes, right? Where is the death, I want to report ......"!
"Erlang God has come out, and I don't know when my Monkey King brother will appear, the Great Sage will not come out, who will compete ...... fight"!
"Your great sage is a fart, do you know that my family's three altars and seas will be a great god, super invincible little Luo Li, and the three princes of the four seas? Qiankun circle, Chaotian Aya, fire spear, hot wheels, your mother doesn't know you ...... when you fight"!
"Cut, third prince, your mother has called you home for dinner, the angel incarnation of the Eastern World, Lei Zhenzi bubbles up and shows his face......"!
The battle picture in the live broadcast room is still going on, but these viewers in the whole three live broadcast rooms have been distorted by these strange words for a while, which will make everyone still have the heart to care about the three-eyed person and Director Wu, who loses and wins, everyone puts their own attention into all kinds of joyful and infinite chats.
"Cut, stop, stop, listen to me, okay, you just saw the three-eyed and the dog? Didn't you see these powerful steel helmets? If you want me to guess, they must be the guardians of the Great Han Kingdom hidden among our ordinary people, you see, those Taoist leaders wearing Taoist robes and long sleeves fluttering, don't they look like the immortals in our oriental legends......"?
In the end, perhaps some netizens saw that the more they talked, the more unorthodox they became, they threw out the identities of Sun Xia and their mysterious people who wore helmets and couldn't see their faces, for everyone to guess and judge, which brought back the minds of all the Internet viewers from other places.
"What kind of helmet, this is clearly the legendary dragon group in our country, but, why haven't I heard of it, this dragon group even has a hobby of wearing a steel helmet? It's really a day of roaring dogs! The Man in Steel Helmets doesn't explain ......"!
"What steel helmet, I said can you grow your brains, haven't you seen the video of the three-eyed alien fighting over there in the United States? Have you noticed that this three-eyed man seems to have a ability to control other people's thoughts, you should have seen the X-Men movies, the helmet worn by Magneto in the movie, do you still have any impression, I want to guess, these helmets must be the same as the helmet worn by Magneto in the movie, which is used to resist the ...... of this three-eyed man's ability to control the minds of others"!
Not to mention, there are really thoughtful people who guessed the specific role of the weird helmet on Sun Xia's head, it seems that the power of netizens is unfathomable, and fortunately they all wore this black iron helmet to protect their consciousness from infringement today, otherwise, today's live broadcast of the United States side specifically for them will blow up all the details of all of them.
However, I have to say that the network supervision and management of Dahan is still very careful, and the three live broadcast rooms have only started to broadcast live for four or five minutes, and all the information about these live broadcast rooms has been passed on layer by layer by the personnel of the network supervision department, and has been reported to Director Wu.
The original intention of the network supervision department was to simply shut down these live broadcast rooms and interrupt their live broadcasts, but, after a short period of consideration, Bu Lao and Wu Ju finally rejected the plan of the network supervision department, anyway, they are all wearing helmets that can hide their appearance and identity, and they are not afraid that someone will recognize them, so, simply, use this live broadcast to show these ordinary people the super ability of the dark world management organization of the Great Han Kingdom.
"Come in, you're coming in......"!
Now about two or three minutes have passed since Director Wu got rid of the entanglement of the star beast, and the whole field is now in a strange and inexplicable silence, and I don't know what this three-eyed man thinks, a few times, he is obviously about to rush into the formation that Elder Qian has worked so hard to lay, but who knows, just when he was about to take this step, he suddenly retreated back, even if the look on the face of this three-eyed man became more and more anxious because of the relationship between the corpses of his own clan, but, He just stayed on the periphery of the formation in a daze, and didn't take a step in.
"Hmph, it's weird, you hateful human beings, you are used to using this kind of conspiracy to harm people, some of them are not happy, you guys, give me death......"!
Although the Three-Eyed Man didn't know that there was a formation in front of him, his incomparably powerful sixth sense reminded him all the time, telling him not to step into the range of those people on the other side. The third eye in the middle of his brow opened violently there, and a faint green blue light shot out from his eyes, and quickly illuminated the bodies of Sun Buxia and everyone else on the opposite side.
Hahahaha, I've been hit by my spiritual ability, see what else you can do now. Use your strongest attacks, two by two, attack each other, damn humans, all of them will die for me!
Seeing that the light of the ability successfully hit all the personnel on the opposite side, the three-eyed man was happy in his eyes, and quickly silently recited the final result he wanted to achieve in his own mind, in his opinion, even if the other party laid down a sea of swords and fires here, as long as he eliminated everyone on the opposite side, without the command of these people, I believe that the other party's arrangements will no longer have any powerful lethality.
It's just that, to the surprise of the three-eyed people, he silently recited the result he wanted in his heart several times in a row, but, none of these people on the other side seemed to be controlled by him, watching him jump and jump in place, Sun Xia on the other side not only did not start killing each other, but pointed at him from time to time one by two, although he couldn't understand the content of the words said by the other party, but, just by the disdainful look on the other party's face, he knew, These people are definitely laughing at themselves and talking about themselves.
Ah, the Three-Eyed Man, who felt as if he had been greatly humiliated, instantly activated his own magnetic ability there, and under the power of his powerful ability, pieces of broken metal fragments, rusty iron nails, and impure iron filings all flew up from the ground around him, and quickly converged towards the open space in front of the Three-Eyed Man, and in less than a minute, all the metal objects within a range of two or three hundred meters around him were all collected by him, and assembled itself in front of himself into a giant four-legged monster made of steel.
If you take a closer look, you can find that this iron monster is actually based on the fourth-generation star beast he subdued. As soon as this steel monster took shape, it was under the control of the Three-Eyed Man, and it rushed towards Sun Xia Chang Lao and them.
The Three-Eyed Man had a very good plan, he knew that there must be some conspiracy waiting for him on the other side, and while he didn't know what conspiracy the other party had and his mind control ability was ineffective, he could only use this steel monster made of metal to help him test the other party's reality.
"The yang god is out of the body, and the five elements break the sky......"!
With a bang, the steel monster controlled by the three-eyed man's ability ran into the formation, and Chang Lao, who had been doing nothing there for a long time, had already lost his breath, and hurriedly took this opportunity to release the yang god that had condensed like a substance.
I saw a golden light flash from the center of his eyebrows, and the golden light directly penetrated the helmet, transforming into a huge yang god that shone with golden light all over his body, looking like a golden armor god of war.
As soon as this Yang God came out, he directly dodged and attacked, and with a move in the air, he had already come to the steel giant beast, and he didn't see how this Yang God made a move, but he heard a loud noise, and the steel monster that was still alive there just now had been bombarded into slag by the everold Yang God.
"Hmph, jumping clown, don't be afraid, I always treat your three eyes as a great enemy, if you only have this ability, then let me lie down honestly......"!
After blasting the iron and steel monster that the opponent combined with magnetic abilities with one move, Chang Lao's heart moved, and the Yang God did not stop in the air, because the speed was too fast, he directly conjured up more than a dozen afterimages in the air, and after countless times of compression and condensation, there was still a Yang God five or six meters high, as if teleporting, and came to the Three-Eyed Man with a brush, and then in the vision of the Three-Eyed Man, he saw a huge fist with blazing white flames flying forward.