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Although it is said to be milking cows, after all, it is an entertainment program, and it is impossible to just go up and grab a cow and start milking it.

Therefore, the popularity team and the popularity team also need to find a specific cow through a mini-game before they can start milking. Whichever team is the first to find their specific cow and milk enough 3,000 ml of milk will win, and the winning team will be given priority to choose their favorite among the four quests to get the tips.

"I'll do the third or last one.

Bang!

As soon as Guo Dong's words fell, he was unceremoniously knocked on the head by Shuang Meizi: "You last one!" ”

"The last stick is the last blow, what are you doing knocking on my head?"

Guo Dong was about to retaliate with his backhand, but he was dodged by the experienced cool girl.

After all, since she and Bei Weiwei knew each other, and knew that there was a place like Wushuang Mansion that should only exist in fairy tales, as long as she was free, she didn't run there less, and even went to the mushroom house in the northeast, and she was naturally familiar with Guo Dong.

"What do you say? When you say the third stick, can you wipe your saliva!? ”

The cool girl's words made Guo Dong smile, and it also brought the other four people big eyes.

In the end, it was decided that the youngest Zhang Hanyun and Nabi were responsible for the first two sticks, and the third stick that Guo Dong had in mind was completed by Fairy Zixia and Queen Wu...... In fact, no matter which of the two of them, Guo Dong doesn't mind completing it with them.

But the cool girl next to him looked at him to death.

"The front hooves are red on the left and green on the right, purple on the left side of the hind hooves, and yellow on the tail."

Not far from Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi, He Ling and Ning Jing of the popular team suddenly made a sound.

"Oh no, they saw it here, what should I do?"

The cool girl was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reflected.

"In ancient times, there were eagle archers and wild geese, specializing in hunting eagles and geese, especially the wild geese, after the wild geese flying in the sky shot an arrow, only the eyes penetrated this wound, and the feathers on the body did not hurt the slightest. I can do that as long as I'm within range of my bow and arrow......"

Guo Dong's old god was in his mouth, and his words attracted everyone's attention: "...... Guess how my eyesight is? ”

Shuang Meizi's eyes lit up instantly.

She had never seen eagle shooting or geese, but she knew that Guo Dong often rode horses and hunted in the peach forest with the running men, and every time there was a lot of gain.

If you can ride a horse and shoot your prey, your eyesight should not be bad!

"Oh no! It's not fair! ”

He Ling instantly remembered that Guo Dong had shot several wild boars with a bow in the mountains behind the mushroom house, and immediately wailed.

"Teacher He, there is no way, we are young and have good eyesight, you have to serve the old!"

Poof!

Guo Dong's words were like a sharp knife, piercing straight into He Ling's heart, if it weren't for the fact that the third stick of the popular team over there had already arrived in front of them, He Ling would probably have pounced at this time!

Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi, He Ling and Ningning, the last players of the two teams rushed into the bullpen behind them.

"Are you interested in bull riding?"

Entering the cattle pen, the popularity team was frantically looking for it over there, and Guo Dong had already found the designated cows of his team with a slight glance, so he was not in a hurry, but turned his head to look at the cool girl beside him.

"Bull riding?"

Shuang Meizi was stunned and didn't react, but Guo Dong had already grabbed a cow passing by, turned over and rode onto the back of the cow: "You have a chance to ride a horse while filming, you estimate that the possibility of riding a bull is not much in this life, do you want to take this opportunity to try?" ”

Looking at the hand stretched out to her, Shuang Meizi nodded excitedly and frantically, and then stretched out her hand, and was directly dragged by Guo Dong to sit on the back of the cow as soon as she used her strength.

Without the help of the herdsmen to pull it out, Guo Dong clamped the cow's belly between his legs, stretched out his hand and patted it on the cow's head, and the cow was full of excitement, and then under the deterrence of murderous energy, he honestly obeyed Guo Dong's drive, and walked out of the cattle pen with four hooves.

"Ah, this is so fun, I want it too, I want it too!"

Xie Na saw Guo Dong holding the cool girl sitting sideways in front of her with one hand, patting the cow body out of the bullpen with the other, and rushed up with an arrow step while others were still in a daze.

"Go away from the popular team, this is the welfare of the angry team!"

Guo Dong refused her without hesitation, and then prompted Shuang Meizi to sit down and slapped her palm on the buttocks.

"Moo"

The cow let out a long neigh, and then slowly accelerated when its hooves were spread, but in a moment, it trotted and carried Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi, and ran on the grassland by Hulun Lake.

"Captain, is it too late for me to switch to the gas team?"

Looking at the cool girl who was held in Guo Dong's arms and sat on the back of a galloping cow screaming with joy, Xie Na's eyes showed a deep envy, or everyone present, including He Ling, was extremely envious and yearning.

After a while, Guo Dong and Shuang Meizi returned to the original point, holding Guo Dong's hand, Shuang Meizi jumped down with an excited flush.

"I want it too, I want it too!"

In an uproar, compared with Li Ying and Xie Na, who Guo Dong was already familiar with, and the three of them instantly surrounded them.

watched the constant riding with one goddess after another...... Guo Dong in the Niu Grassland, the director's tears flowed down like a levee...... My shooting plan!

But although the shooting plan was interrupted repeatedly, the director was not the slightest dissatisfied, but was so happy that he couldn't be happier.

After all, how could the process they originally designed on the script be comparable to Guo Dong's unexpected situations?

Soon, everyone calmed down their excited hearts and excited faces, and took two cows from the pen and tied them to the wooden poles, ready for the two teams to start milking.

"Is it peeing?"

Listening to Nabi's innocent inquiry, almost everyone in the gas team felt a mouthful of old blood rush up: "No, that's milk, dear!" ”

Yin Yin just glanced back at Nabi, and when she turned her head, she found that Guo Dong was squatting there, milking with very skilled hands, and that appearance and milk volume were not inferior to an experienced herdsman.

"Yo, young man, are you skilled!?"

After the cattle grassland just now, Guo Dong's relationship with everyone has become closer, and Guo Dong's age is so young, and his style positioning as soon as he appears is there, so he will inevitably be ridiculed and even molested by married women such as Yin Yin and Sun Li.

"Of course, you always have to practice well in advance, and when you are satisfied, you won't be kicked out of bed and go to sleep on the sofa."

Guo Dong talked about the degree of openness and unscrupulousness, naturally he would not be weaker than these married women, so he immediately replied with a wicked smile.

"Phew! Not serious! It's like you have a sofa at home! ”

Well?

The words of the cool girl aroused everyone's inquiring and playful eyes.

"Xiao Shuang, have you been to his house?"

Xie Na immediately jumped over, smirked and bumped her sister's shoulder: "I remember that Li Ying and I came earlier than you and him, but we don't seem to have been to his house yet...... Li Ying, have you been there? ”

Li Ying's face was a little not good, but she still smiled and teased Shuang Na together: "Yes, I met him last year, but now let alone going to his house, even if he lives in which city I don't know, Xiao Shuang, why do you even know if there is a sofa in his house?" ”

"Wow! Shocking bang, our program is so informative, and the scale is so large!? ”

He Ling also came over to join the ridicule array, and by the way, he also vaguely reminded everyone that they were recording the show, although the sensitive part would be cut off at that time, but with so many people present, it was difficult to guarantee that there would be no ears on the wall and the rumors would be revealed.

"Oh, where do you want to go!"

Shuang Meizi blushed instantly and stomped her foot fiercely: "It's not what you think, I went to his house, but I didn't go to him, but to play with Weiwei." ”

Speaking of this, Shuang Meizi immediately came up with strong evidence: "Do you remember what I posted on Weibo a few months ago?" Say you found a twin sister who had been lost for a long time? The one that looks exactly like me is Weiwei. ”

As soon as the cool girl said this, everyone also remembered what had been noisy on the Internet before.

"And you don't want to know which city he lives in in your life, because he doesn't live in the city at all."

Then Shuang Meizi's eyes rolled slightly, and she said this sentence in front of Li Ying, leading the topic from her own body to Guo Dong's body.

"Huh? He doesn't live in the city, so where does he live? Is it a cave? ”

Shuang Meizi snorted twice, glanced at Guo Dong, and found that Guo Dong did not object or stop her, so she was relieved to say: "He won't live in a cave, he has contracted a large piece of land on the edge of the West Lake, built a big manor, and planted a peach forest that is ten miles long, which is simply a fairy-like enjoyment!" ”

"Otherwise, why do you think he hasn't issued an announcement for most of the past six months, and he is almost in time to retire? If it were my house, I wouldn't want to come out! ”

Speaking of which, in the infinite nostalgia and yearning, the cool girl also has a strong envy, jealousy and hatred.

"Huh? No, I seem to have found something! ”

Xie Na's eyes widened suddenly: "Don't tell me, a few of them before, as well as you and Liangying, the fairyland-like place where you go every now and then is his house!?" ”

Shuang Meizi nodded fiercely: "That's right, that's it!" In one of the words Chen He said, this is a big dog! On the edge of the West Lake and the Qiantang River, a complete lion forest was built as a residence, and then ten miles of peach trees were planted outside the garden as a shade. ”

Xie Na and the others widened their eyes: "Are you saying that in the spring before, Deng Qian and Beibi ran all the men, plus Sister Li's family members disappeared for more than half a month, and then the suffocating peach blossom forest was his home?" ”

"No wonder so many of us asked so many questions, and none of them said where they were!"

There is no need for Shuang Meizi to answer, Xie Na and the others have already determined the answer.

"Guo Dong Xiao Dongdong! When do you think you invite your sisters to your house? ”

Guo Dong turned his head to look at Xie Na, who was emitting a murderous aura in one eye, but radiating a pitiful light in the other, and was very speechless...... Who knows how she made that look!?

"If you want to go, you can go, it just so happens that no one has picked the peach tree recently, if you want to do coolies, then I am very welcome!"

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