The next day, Li Huihui woke up from his dream, and hurriedly called Liu Yu, after all, after such a fuss yesterday, there were obviously some signs between him and Xia Xue, as long as he added more fire, it was estimated that it would be a good thing.

Liu Yu was a little surprised by Li Huihui's inference, and asked Xia Xue's boyfriend how to deal with it, Li Huihui patted his chest and assured that the scumbag had already been dealt with by him, so we just had to go.

I really didn't expect Li Huihui to be so efficient, Liu Yu thought that he was about to get out of the mother's womb and be single, and he was so excited in his heart that he was a little hesitant to speak.

Oh, this is a man! No matter how beautiful it is outside, it is like this in front of your sweetheart.

agreed to meet near Xia Xue's house, first create an opportunity to meet by chance, Liu Yu asked why, Li Huihui said while flipping through the "Pickle Girl Book": "You don't understand this, love is about meeting, and chance meeting is the most useful trick in the encounter, if you have the opportunity, you will meet by chance, and if you don't have the opportunity to create opportunities, you have to meet by chance!"

Now that Liu Yu trusts Li Huihui to the extreme, he naturally does not doubt him, and agrees to come down in one bite.

Hanging up the phone, Li Huihui showed a smug smile on his face, although the book said that chance encounters were the key, but he also knew a more effective way, before Chen Feng relied on the hero to save the United States and won his sweetheart in one fell swoop, there are ready-made cases, why don't he repeat the trick?

However, in order to achieve the best effect, Liu Yu couldn't know about this matter first, so he contacted Wang Jun and made an appointment to meet at a food stall in the city.

As soon as the two met, before Li Huihui could speak, Wang Jun had already rushed up, his eyes were red, as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father.

"Hey, buddy, calm down!"

"Calm down! My daughter-in-law found out that I had my salary card, and she almost didn't tear me down last night!

Seeing Wang Jun's angry appearance, Li Huihui slowly found a table to sit down, and threw out the salary card arrogantly:

"Hey, isn't that what it's about, look at your urgency. ”

Wang Jun put away the salary card like a treasure, and glanced at Li Huihui with disdain:

"Of course you're not in a hurry, and you don't have a daughter-in-law...... Oh, forgot, you don't even have a girlfriend. ”

“......”

It's too much, it's not a slap in the face!

Li Huihui, a single dog, suffered a 10,000-point critical hit, but in order to complete his work, even if he was knocked out of his teeth, he had to swallow it in his stomach.

quietly ordered three or four good dishes, and ordered two bottles of beer, seeing that his friend was rare and bold, Wang Jun asked: "Why are you suddenly so generous, honestly explain whether you went to rob, don't worry, I will definitely report your situation truthfully and strive for leniency." ”

Hearing this, Li Huihui almost didn't vomit blood, and I can't do something serious in your eyes, right?

quickly told Liu Yu and Xia Xue about it, and at the same time added fuel and vinegar to prove how meaningful, promising, and glorious Zhengwei work he was doing now.

"Okay, I thought you were just talking, but I didn't expect it to be done, but what does this have to do with you calling me out?"

"Of course, there are good things to find you, now those two people are close to the door, and when they meet, you will pretend to be a robber, scare a little, let that Liu Yu hero save the beauty, and your benefits will be indispensable after the fact!"

Wang Jun sneered and pointed to the badge on his work clothes: "Do you see what is written on this? People's police, you actually let me, a people's policeman, do these things for you all day long? Are you bad?"

Li Huihui was not worried about Wang Jun's answer at all, but simply pointed to the five words under the badge: "Don't you forget to serve the people and help others achieve a marriage, isn't it also serving the people?"

“......”

You have a good point, and I am speechless.

Wang Jun was speechless for a while, and Li Huihui saw that he was a little loose, so he hurriedly stepped up: "Didn't you also help me check the information last time, rest assured, what you did was a great thing." ”

"Are you embarrassed to mention last time? I asked a few friends to help me find it last time, otherwise you really think I would do that kind of illegal thing for the sake of you?"

"Then you should also ask a friend to help you this time, anyway, in the end, you just need to serve the people. ”

Li Huihui bit those five words very hard, and added at the end: "And think about it, this is related to your private money, don't you want your small treasury to be a little fuller?"

Under the triple pressure of friendship, morality and money, Wang Jun gritted his teeth for the last time: "Okay, just this once!"

"No problem!"

Li Huihui readily agreed, and the two set a time and place.

After eating, Wang Jun walked peacefully, feeling that something seemed wrong, but he couldn't find anything wrong.

Everything was ready, Li Huihui hurriedly went to meet Liu Yu near Xia Xue's house, at this time Liu Yu was sitting in a BMW car with the window rolled down, and he was still wearing the set of sister suits recommended by Li Huihui last time.

Li Huihui stepped forward to talk: "Mr. Liu's car is very good, low-key luxury has connotation." ”

As the saying goes, the car is a man's second wife, if you really praise other people's daughters-in-law in front of others, it is estimated that you will be hung and beaten, but if you praise his second wife, then it is too late for him to be happy.

"Hahaha," Sure enough, Liu Yu smiled when he heard this: "I originally wanted to drive a Ferrari, but thinking of your suggestion, master, I chose the cheapest one." ”

“......”

Li Huihui covered the smashed glass heart, it was really inhumane, thinking that he still came by bus......

Calm and calm, I will become an immortal in the future, and I don't care about these ordinary people for a long time.

Calming down, Li Huihui looked at the time: "While it's still early, let's practice how to collide around the corner in the next moment." ”

"Chasing girls, is to outline the feeling of having its own destiny in the dark, although the corner collision is old-fashioned after all, but for the parties will still feel surprised and surprised. ”

Li Huihui scanned the surroundings while explaining, and soon found an alley that perfectly fits the corner collision.

"Didn't you touch porcelain?"

Liu Yu frowned a little when he heard this, and Li Huihui said goodbye: "Although you summarized it very ...... Precisely, but can it be called touching porcelain? This is called the 36 Strategies of Love!"

Hearing this, Liu Yu suddenly felt enlightened in his heart, and kept praising Li Huihui in his heart, but Li Huihui was silent in the BGM of how lonely invincible it is.

In this situation, Li Huihui couldn't help but praise himself in his heart, but from the perspective of a bystander, this is a mother-fetal single dog teaching another mother-fetal single dog to pick up a girl, not only one really dares to teach, but the other really dares to learn......

Not far away is Xia Xue's apartment, there is only one exit, Li Huihui carefully investigated, confirmed that this alley can not only see whether Xia Xue is in and out of the community, but also the only way for her to go out.

"Are you ready?"

"That's it!"

The two used mobile phones to communicate, at this time Li Huihui stood at the door of the apartment, while Liu Yu stood behind the corner of the alley.

OK, as long as you complete this order and get a bonus, you will be one step closer to the ginseng fruit, and don't pretend to be X when you let Liu Yu "follow the fate" this time, don't let the duck in your mouth fly again like last time.

Calm down, confidently walked forward, and when he approached the corner, a rush of footsteps came like a galloping horse, well, although this kid was a little cowardly in the face of girls, but he was still vigorous in doing things......

It's just that this voice, why does it feel too urgent?

Don't think about it too much, two steps forward, just turn your head.

"it!"

There is no imaginary romantic encounter like a spring breeze, and there is a destiny in the dark, but a giant robot with a full 18 million horsepower rushed towards him, if it weren't for Li Huihui's quick reaction, if it was knocked into the book, it was estimated that the book would have to be moved to the history text.

"What are you hiding? Didn't you say you were going to collide around the corner?"

Liu Yu rubbed the soles of his shoes that were still smoking, looked at Li Huihui and asked.

"Big brother, are you colliding? This is simply assault + murder, okay?"

Li Huihui stroked his little liver in shock, and Liu Yu thought for a while: "I think that the encounter with a stronger impact should leave a deeper impression." ”

"......" Li Huihui was speechless, if he hit the porcelain this time, it would be strange if Xia Xue's thin body was not knocked into amnesia.

But...... Thinking about Xia Xue's current state, it's actually not bad to be hit with amnesia.

"I'm going to explain the essentials of corner collision now, don't be impatient, you should walk in a normal posture, inadvertently, and gently bump ......"

"Okay, you get it, let's do it again. ”

This time, Liu Yu's pace was unhurried, strictly following his usual way of walking, giving people a sense of stability unique to mature men.

"Bang. There was a soft thud, a textbook corner collision.

However...... Something seems wrong?

How can there be a scent?

Li Huihui stepped back, but hit the wall, he saw a thick arm suddenly stretched out across his left side, and his sturdy male dog waist was held by Liu Yu's other thick palm, and when he looked up, the other party had closed his eyes and was about to kiss him affectionately.

it!

Li Huihui had a dog-like expression on his face, the first time in his life he was slammed by someone, and he was actually beaten by a middle-aged greasy uncle?

Suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart, almost instinctively using the ultimate meaning: Mom hit me again!

But before the slap touched Liu Yu's face, Li Huihui reflected in time, this uncle will go to pick up girls in a while, if this slap goes down, he will be yellow today.

Rat-throwing bogey!

Seeing that the other party's face was getting closer and closer, Li Huihui said that it was too late, and immediately changed the fan to push, forcibly dialed a thousand catties, and struggled to block Liu Yu's "flaming red lips" that were close at hand, and at the same time pinched the Taiwanese accent and said: "I hate it, Mr. Liu, don't sauce purple!"

"Ahem, don't you all play like this on TV? bump into each other first, then take advantage of the situation to have a princess hug, and finally naturally have an affectionate kiss. ”

Although Liu Yu was not surprised, he was talking nonsense seriously.

"It's a natural ghost, the sow in the TV series can still go up the tree, do you believe it?"

Li Huihui also came to his senses completely, and explained bitterly: "You have to remember that chasing girls is like boiling a frog in warm water, don't be greedy, don't be pretentious, just be yourself naturally." ”