December 1, 2017: A laugh about His Holiness
[Shaanxi Sichuan Chongqing Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Did the little girl come over?
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Chongqing Taoist Master] Jian Wushuang: I don't know, I drove them all away. There's no mess now.
When I spoke, my mind involuntarily moved to the little cute thing, and I saw it turn around and look at me with its big cute eyes...... I'm going, where is it gone, it's still there!
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: You said you, how good it is not to ask, this question, as soon as I moved, there were signs of returning. And then people are still annoying you...... I don't know why. I don't have any prejudice against you. What are you saying about offending people?
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Hahahahaha [Expression] I know eighty percent, five thunder fans and five thunder cards, it is estimated that I was bombarded when I touched it. Probably less severe.
According to the precept on my family's side, it is impossible for Wei Yuchi to go to Jian Wushuang...... Jian Wushuang, this is really imaginable.
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Chongqing Taoist Master] Jian Wushuang: I scolded you when I saw you yesterday, right? Why? I really don't remember why I scolded you, I just remember that the first look at your name exploded.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: I didn't deduct me, and the one who scolded the most was the ghost boy.
Me: Why are you scolding the ghost boy? How did you get involved? Totally remembered
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: No, it seems that it is Norbu who scolds, and then I scold.
[Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Yesterday the cub scolded me, but it was inconvenient for me to scold him at work.
Me: Do you know why you scolded Norbu, you came in?
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: But what did you say? So disgusted with you?
I @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: I remember flashing a children's rhyme scolding you in the morning, a string, and now I can't remember a word!
At that time, the little cute baby clapped her little hands and sang a children's rhyme and joked about Nobu, which was very smooth, very funny, and quite long, but I only remembered the sentence "The old bald donkey has a bare head", and I can't remember anything else.
Me: By the way, there are still those immortal families of yours, do you still want to worship? You made your debut to help them practice, why do you have to bribe him? Small or not? Greedy or not? Is there a product? No wonder they all have to be possessed one by one to show others some small. One by one is not shameful enough. Still want to achieve positive results? Dream on.
[Debut Immortal] Endless Dust: Laughing at Me to Death [Expression]
Me: What are you laughing at? I just want to scold, you have the ability to come and cut me.
[Debut Immortal] is endless: the leader of the group
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: What do I mean? Aren't you angry?
Me: What?
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: I don't think the theory of cause and effect is suitable for you. If you try to study the Taoist theory of inheritance, you may understand these things.
Me: If you don't study, you don't believe in Buddhism.
【Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master】Jian Wushuang: Why is it necessary to believe in religion for research?
Me: I told you that I had read the Buddhist scriptures, and the feeling I had at that time was definitely not like this.
【Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master】Jian Wushuang: I've seen people who are scientists study religious theories very well.
Me: I watched a passage where the Buddha beheaded five hundred wicked people, and I felt very happy.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Then you have to come up with a basis and theory to make others think that your theory is completely stronger than the theory of Buddhist scriptures, and this is a success.
Me: I don't have that big ambition, I just look ridiculous, and I laugh at it. I'm a layman, so I don't need to know that much. In short, the story of the king who became a venerable man because of his charity of 500 is ridiculous.
I say this because before the little cute goods said that a group of strange people a few lifetimes ago Venerable, I don't know what the Venerable is, just Baidu, the result of Baidu out of a Buddhist story. The story says that a king attained the throne of Venerable because he gave 500 beggars, and I immediately thought it ridiculous.
It's amazing how easy it is for His Holiness to become one.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Cultural differences, for example, there are many religious beliefs in Nepal that involve sexual aspects, and even some portraits are spent on their own external walls, which is normal in their opinion, and we can't accept it.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: In my personal opinion, you are still too hindered by the combination of "Tao" and "teaching".
Me: I don't understand any of them, and I don't understand them, so I'll just read a story.
Me: Off topic. It turns out that the word Great Venerable is more scary.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Venerable is generally an honorific title for a person who has a relatively high level of spiritual attainment, and it also refers to the Supreme Gyalwa Rinpoche as the Great Master Venerable or Venerable Guanyin.
Me: I remembered when you said that, for a while I was obsessed with Buddhist scriptures, read them every day, and went to the temple to listen to the chanting of the scriptures. It was good, but when I watched some Buddhist stories, I felt that it was wrong. Suddenly, one day, I felt that I don't know how many people have changed and explained it, one person's opinion, one person's statement, and it may have changed to a very different meaning from the original meaning. I'm still reading a 6, and I can't see the original text, so I don't read it. So I gave up decisively and didn't look at it.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Many Buddhist stories are not recommended to read, because the false elements are too big, and it is meaningless to read them and you will not be able to understand religion.
Me: Yes, I just saw that it was ridiculous and gave it up.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: A lot of the little stories are broken by some laypeople, which is very tricky.
【Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist】Jian Wushuang: The Dizang Sutra of Han Buddhism is a little speechless, and he is a little speechless, so what is it to steal a grain of rice, and he will go to hell.
Me: However, some of the things about knowledge in Buddhism are really amazing.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Not necessarily. The words of the Jizo Sutra are mainly about cause and effect and the description of Jizo Bodhisattva, but even Taoism is the same, so is Christ, and it doesn't matter if you have your own money. The Taoist temple of the church, not even a single point of it, will not be disturbed, because these are the offerings of the believers with great cause and effect.
Me: That's right.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Yes, the food in the temple is not eaten in vain, and the cultivation in this life has not been achieved in the next life.
[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu: At least those who can pay it back are a little bit of money
[Debut Immortal] is endless: there are many monks in front of the gate of hell.
[Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: No, no, hell will not, this sentence is Huizi nonsense, the most is to fall into the animal Tao Jackie Chan, even if it is just to keep the precepts and go to the Pure Land or heaven and man is no problem, after the monk, hell is removed from the name of the heavenly court, this is the Taoist saying, Buddhism has the same. Most of the monks in front of the gates of hell were made up by Islam in order to combat Buddhism.
[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu: Yes, after cultivating, it is no longer under the control of life and death. Don't fall too badly.
[Debut Immortal] is endless: I see.
[Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Well, the moment you really set your heart to become a monk, you will be removed from hell, unless you are very, very deceitful and destroy your ancestors.
[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu: That is not under the control of hell, and it is also handled by the Dharma lineage itself. Straight snap.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: That's right.
【Dan Dao】Xiao Jiu: Tell a joke. There is a kind of amulet in Thailand called Soul Courage. This kind of amulet function is to knock away all the spirits around the wearer, whether good or bad. There was a person in the circle who invited him to take it, but he didn't know that his father had been by his side to protect him, so he was beaten away by the Buddha card several times. Then one day, he gave away the Buddha card, and when he dreamed, he was reprimanded by his father, and he dreamed for several days that his father was beaten to death. It's very funny.
[Xiaobai] listened to the Tao and asked the snow: hahahahaha......
Me: I'm going to record your stories, and provide them to me!
[Tarot Division] Three Youths: The group leader's sister is going to have a story again.
[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu: I'm too weak, I don't have a story, so I withdrew
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I: Mu You
Me: When you want to beat my Niu Niu again, it seems to be a story.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Chongqing Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Oh, I'll rub it, that fox is called Niu Niu, so cute*^o^*, can you introduce it to me, I don't mind shemale love, after all, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, then it's considered to be acquaintance.
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: It wasn't the fox fairy who scolded you, but the one who teased the ghost boy later. Niuniu is a Chinese thin dog, and she is not cute at all when she changes her original shape, do you still want it?
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: I want a fox [Expression]
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: Sister Fox is beautiful, but indifferent.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: I like this style of [expression]
【Yang Cha】Tea: Story... There are some episodes in the wood.
[Tarot Master of Fortune] Sanshao @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: You contacted your family Daxian?
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Tarot Master of Fortune] Sanshao: Yes, I now admit their existence openly.
Me: Don't mention it, I start to react when I mention it, such as headaches, and my hands are mildly bad......
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: As soon as you mention them, as soon as they come out, it affects my typing slowly. Emotional work efficiency can be affected. I'm already eager to teach you a lesson.
[Debut] Tiangan: Don't talk nonsense about Hu Xian, I'm going to bite you at night.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master] Jian Wushuang @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Okay.
[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: Talk about the hooligan thoughts when I was a child and my sworn friend planned to raise a fox at that time. Cultivating a good daughter-in-law [expression]
【Tarot Master of Fortune】Three Shao: I want to adopt!
[Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Then what about the two of you?
【Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Taoist Master】Jian Wushuang @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Raise one each.
Me: I want to raise it too
【Tarot Master of Fortune】Three Shao: What you raise may become an immortal...
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Tarot Master of Fortune] The three young ones will become immortals if they are raised by Mao?
【Tarot Master of Fortune】Three Shao: You have a great immortal in your family
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Didn't you see the fox that was skinned alive waking up and struggling in pain, covered in blood and without a trace of fur......
[Secondary 2 teenagers are happy] Long Yin: I've seen it, it's disgusting.
[Xiaobai] funny: It looks so pitiful, it's all for money, and everything is done......
【Tarot Master of Fortune】Three Shao: It's so pitiful...
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: These breeders, including those who wear fur, will make a business. Cause and effect are self-suffering, not to report when the time comes, and to double the report.
【Tarot Master】3: Ah, my mother has fur,,, is there a way to solve it?
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Repent, don't buy it in the future.
【Dan Dao】Xiao Jiu: Release.
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Yes, transcendence, dedication.
【Tarot Division】San Shao: Well, I won't let him buy it in the future...
【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: There was a story on our side before. There was a piece of fur, who wore it and had a nightmare, the first merchant who sold it was the whole family who died violently, and the later buyer did not have a good one, and finally sent it to the temple or buried, which was made by killing a fox who already had a spiritual intelligence.
[Xiaobai] Tease: Hey, it's pitiful
[Secondary 2 teenagers have a lot of fun] Long Yin: Once you have spiritual intelligence, you will become a spirit animal, and it is not easy to become a spirit animal.
【Debut】Tiangan: It's okay to buy a sheepskin cowhide. What is fur, look at all the soil.
[Secondary 2 teenagers are happy] Long Yin @ [Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu: I really want to learn sword intent sword qi or something... Condense the sword with qi, transform with your will [Expression] [Expression] [Expression] [Expression] Feel good about the appearance of a cow [Expression] [Expression] [Expression]
[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu @ [Secondary 2 Teenager is more happy] Long Yin: Big brother, you can really do it.
[Debut Immortal] Endless Dust @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Don't you want to meditate? I can pass on you, and I've passed it on several times in the past two days. My method is more suitable for women's cultivation, and it is very easy for you to have a yoga foundation.
[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Debut Immortal] The dust is endless: Okay, these two are very tired of being tossed by them.
That night, I tried to meditate myself in the same way as I was constantly teaching, but when I visualized the vision, I saw not myself, nor a man in white clothes and black hair, but a beautiful woman in white clothes and white hair.
This beauty, with long hair flowing like flowing water, white clothes curling like floating clouds, snow skin better than snow, red eyes like jewels, and a pearlescent white shimmer all around her...... It's really like clouds and clothes, flowers and flowers, that beauty is elegant, speechless, I just feel that the mortal world can't bear it, and it should be a guest in the sky.
Intuitively, I recognized her at once.
She is a white fox. It is a beautiful woman who breaks into the immortal hall alone, and it is also the cold and charming white fox fairy who makes the ghost boy's heart hurt......
In the past, the white fox only had a conscious connection with me, and I couldn't see the image, but at this time, we finally met! No wonder the dust keeps saying that she is absolutely beautiful and elegant, it turns out to be true.
In the days that followed, the white fox beauty appeared, and she didn't contact me or speak, but when she was cultivating, she appeared, and then left.
Absolutely characterful.