283 I'm here to embarrass your fat tiger
The musical prelude to happy worship ended quickly, Guo Dong and Iron Lady glanced at each other, and then began to sing.
"If you forgot your name, please come with me, now let's worship happiness, and if you have laid down your baggage, please come with me, and spread the word to build a happy era......"
This song is a chorus song from the beginning, and the boys' part is more obvious than the girls' part, although it was included in the Iron Lady's music album that year, but many people can't help but think that this is a boy-based, girl-supplemented song.
It is precisely because of this that Guo Dong's voice will be very obvious and clear!
"I'll go~"
Someone stood up: "Did the program team find the two original singers!?" ”
I can't help but exclaim, because in their ears, this is the original singer, Guo Dong's voice, intonation and some technical processing are exactly the same as the original singer Wei Bo of this song.
Surprised?
Looking at the guessers who looked surprised, especially suitable for his acquaintance with A-La and Little Cheetah, Guo Dong laughed evilly.
Wait a minute, there's something that will surprise you even more!
Soon, the song reached the middle of the song, and Guo Dong sang 'Tight pants and tight tops, show off your figure Someone shows gold teeth, don't be surprised, hip-hop is sprouting, don't pull out its dentures', the two sang together again: "LOCKIN POPPIN E DANCING AIN'T NO STOPPING, sing with me, happy worship, happy harmless." ”
Syllable!
Guo Dong and the Iron Lady clapped their hands, and when they turned around, the two of them exchanged positions, from Guo Dong standing on the left and Iron Lady standing on the right, to the female left and the male right, and then Guo Dong, who should continue to sing, put away the microphone, and the Iron Lady sang the boys' part in front of the microphone: "Although happiness is like a virus, viruses are contagious, in the 90s, we waited for the millennium, PARTY, electronic music played crazy all night......"
This reversal, although it is her own song back then, can be said to be very familiar, but it still makes the only point of the Iron Lady, the concealment and camouflage of her voice, disappear invisibly, exposing her own original voice.
Although those disguises and concealments are useless in themselves, they can't hide her signature voice at all.
After a while, the Iron Lady put down the microphone, Guo Dong picked up the microphone, and as soon as she spoke, everyone in the guessing panel stood up in fright.
They can't care if the lyrics are wrong or not, and they can't hear whether the singing skills are good or bad, and now all they have left is Guo Dong, who is singing this with the Iron Lady's signature voice with wide eyes, and the Iron Lady who is holding the microphone in her hand and waving it as a glow stick on the side.
"What's going on?"
The little cheetah is crazy about pulling up his hair!
Didn't you say okay, this Iron Lady is undoubtedly Shao Han herself?
So what happened to this guy who was unanimously identified by all of them as Wei Bo just now, but his voice changed to Shao Han in the blink of an eye?
Eggy!
I've heard of reverse strings when I'm so big, but I've never heard that male and female voices can appear on a person's body at the same time, and the voice is naturally flawless!
"Who is it? Who are you!? ”
As soon as the two of them finished singing the song, they bowed slightly and saluted the audience, and A-La over there had already jumped up and pointed at Guo Dong and questioned loudly.
"Me?"
Guo Dong smiled and pointed at himself: "I'm Nobita!" ”
Burst~
A's breath of old blood almost stunned him, but she also knew that she wanted to count on Guo Dong to say her name on this stage, unless you could make him take off his mask.
And the only way to take off his mask is to guess his name!
It's a dead loop with no solution!
"Then let me ask you, your name is Nobita and Fat Tiger, so why do you only say that your name is Nobita now?"
Wu Qi on the side pulled A for a moment, and then looked at Guo Dong, but he didn't want to ask, and just fell into Guo Dong's trap.
"Because you're the fat tiger!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong reached out and took off his mask in the stunned eyes of these people in the guessing jury.
"Your uncle!"
Seeing the face under Guo Dong's mask, the little cheetah couldn't help but scold.
It's not that he recognized Guo Dong, but because there was a mask under the mask that Guo Dong took off!
It's the same routine as the fat tiger mask I wore before, it's the head of the puppet costume, and the facial features are replaced by an emoji, and it's a very famous emoji.
That singer in "Mong Kok Carmen" more than 20 years ago, a very classic 'eat, you're eating' emoji!
There is no doubt about the popularity of this emoji, naturally, everyone here also knows where this emoji comes from and what it represents, and naturally knows Guo Dong's ridicule and hatred willingness to reach the full level!
But if you think that Guo Dong's skills are like this, then you are very wrong!
Phew!
Guo Dong tore up his clothes in the shock of everyone, everyone knew at this time that Guo Dong's puppet costume not only had two layers of headgear, but also two layers of clothes, and what was torn off at this time was a thin layer of appearance, revealing a new set of clothes inside, with the appearance of a new mask, everyone immediately recognized Guo Dong's appearance at this time, it was the unlucky guy Nobita who was often bullied by the fat tiger.
But this time, Nobita turned into a serf and sang.
Because in the middle of this Nobita's signature shirt is not a button, but a line of vertical big characters!
"I'm here to make things difficult for you fat tiger!"
Guess the eyes of everyone on the jury!
MP's! In the past, it was the people of the guessing panel who embarrassed these masked contestants, making all kinds of difficulties and digging holes for them, but now there is a person, dare to say that it is here to embarrass them!?
Made, this is really a smashing scene!
Before the host said that he was here to smash the field, everyone thought that it was the field of the program group, but they didn't expect that he was here to smash the field of their jury!
"Is it you Nobita who is floating? Or am I fat tiger can't lift the knife!? ”
The little cheetah took the case at that time, pointed at Guo Dong and shouted angrily.
"The facts are obvious, it's just that you can't lift a knife anymore!"
Facing the angry shouts of the little cheetah, Guo Dong did not hesitate to go back directly.
"Wait."
A on the side pulled a little cheetah that was about to go berserk, and glanced at the other people around him: "Have you noticed that he doesn't have a voice changer, this is his own voice, and hearing the voice he just spoke, do you feel familiar?" ”
As soon as A-la reminded him, everyone looked at Guo Dong in disbelief with wide eyes, because they realized that Guo Dong's voice just now was exactly the same as his face!
"Could it be that the program team has invited the god of songs!?"
Everyone, not only the jury, but even the audience couldn't help but have this idea!
"Daddy! Is there a mistake!? ”
The little cheetah went crazy: "When I came, I told me that this was an entertaining show, but I didn't expect that all of them were professional singers when I came, and now there is such a god with a variety of voices who seems to be the god of songs, what is it to do?" My head is going to explode, you know? ”
Hehe.
If it were someone else, Jelly might still be polite to the other party, but for the little cheetah, one of those ones, I'm sorry, Guo Dong will go back as soon as possible even if he is sleepwalking!
So after Guo Dong said twice, he directly used the voice of the pig crane to reply as soon as the little cheetah's voice fell: "Are you a pig?" ”
Crunch!
When the little cheetah heard the whole person's movements, he immediately gasped, looking at the hair that was really cut off by himself, and he wanted to cry without tears.
"There is no doubt that this person is absolutely familiar with you!"
A's eyes lit up, and with this reaction speed and unceremoniousness, she seemed to vaguely know who it was, although it was only a trace of aura that had not yet been caught, but it had already narrowed down a lot in an instant.
This made Guo Dong's eyes roll slightly-it seems that he will have no fun.
"Know me well?"
The little cheetah looked at Guo Dong with wide eyes, but because the clothes Guo Dong chose were ragdoll suits, he couldn't tell what his figure was like at all, whether he was thin as a lightning bolt or fat as a door panel. Just like the big white clothes that Fan Fan wore before, she can wear them, and the fat cat can also wear them, and there will be no difference in the appearance of the two.
"Impossible! There's no one I know who sings so well! ”
The little cheetah shook his head vigorously, he is an actor, and most of his friends around him are actors, or variety show stars, singers, there are really not many in his circle of friends!
Especially Guo Dong, not only has his voice changed to an outrageous degree, but he is also very professional in singing skills and skills, so that people can hardly find any flaws.
"Do you think he is really a god of song? After all, the god of song has rarely issued announcements over the years, and it is not impossible to add some imitation to pass the time when a person is bored practicing at home! ”
Fortunately, just when Guo Dong rolled his eyes and Zhang Liangfu's brows furrowed, the opponent's pig teammates gave a divine assist, which instantly shifted everyone's attention to the god of songs.
Who made him speak just now, except for the last sentence, it was the voice of the god of songs, and the mask on his face at this time was also the emoji of the god of songs?
"Da Zhang Wei, you look ugly, don't talk!"
In order to express his gratitude to Da Zhang Wei, the god assist of the opponent's pig teammate, Guo Dong immediately said in Andy's voice, which made everyone's eyes widen.
Hemp eggs! Why are you changing your voice again!?
"Who the hell are you!?"
This time, it wasn't just the little cheetah, everyone stood up frantically and roared at Guo Dong, but Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders and didn't speak.
"Well, we guess the jury is going to have the biggest challenge ever."
Wu Qi took a deep breath and looked at the few members around him: "Everyone, it's time to see the bayonet red!" ”
(End of chapter)