Chapter 146: Dog Stick Method

"X" Song Yumeng glared at me.

"Uh... Song Yumeng, don't you beat me with a whip? "I thought that my offense just now would make this witch whip me directly.

Song Yumeng glanced at me and said, "Yan Huohuo, is it possible that in my eyes, my mind is so small?" ”

I glanced at her chest and replied meaningfully, "Well, it's not small, it's not small..."

"pia~~" Song Yumeng directly took the whip and whipped it to the ground, muttering: "Yan Huohuo, I found you, it's really lustful!" Hmph, aren't you afraid that I'll really whip you..."

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned.

I didn't dare to make fun of her anymore, so I hurriedly ran forward, and while waving the compass, I met the yin people who were in my way, and immediately swept them aside.

It didn't take long for us to reach the front of the temple.

At the moment, the temple was quiet, and there were several trees next to it, and a few crows stood on the trees.

Does this represent a bad omen? In the past, I heard the Ninth Master say that crows are hoodoos.

"Be careful!" Song Yumeng on the side reminded me that I was going to climb over the wall through the gate to enter.

I hurriedly whispered, "Song Yumeng, if we enter through the gate, it will be too conspicuous." It will definitely be discovered by Zhang Yu. ”

"Oh? So how else do you have to enter this temple? Song Yumeng asked suspiciously.

"Well, you come with me, I know a shortcut."

The shortcut in my mouth is naturally the dog hole that Zhang Qingqing and I climbed before.

I took Song Yumeng to the dog cave and removed the big stone blocking the entrance of the cave.

However, to my surprise, Song Yumeng, a girl, actually said: "This is a dog hole, I don't want to climb it, climbing this dog hole, doesn't it mean that I am... Puppies? ”

"Uh..."I'm speechless, what's the reason, climb the dog hole and become a dog?

"Song Yumeng, you can be wronged, we are going to sneak in now, and besides, it is not written in that textbook, if you climb the dog hole, you are a puppy."

"No, I'm not going to climb..."

I'm so angry, Song Yumeng, a stinky girl, just doesn't want to climb.

I hurriedly said: "Song Yumeng, in fact, this cave is not a dog hole. It's a beauty hole, so whoever climbs through this hole is a beauty. ”

"Don't take me for a fool, okay, I won't see that this hole is a dog hole?"

"Song Yumeng, then you say, what do you want?"

"Anyway, I don't climb, if I climb this hole, I'll become a puppy."

"What kind of reason do you have, if you climb a dog hole, you become a puppy? According to your reasoning, if you eat a wife's bread, won't you really be able to eat a wife? After eating braised beef noodles, can you eat braised beef? ”

"Hmph, I just don't climb anyway... Unless ......"

"Unless... Unless you do it? ”

Suddenly, I saw a hint of cunning flashing in Song Yumeng's eyes, and then said, "Unless, you learn the puppy to bark twice." ”

As soon as Song Yumeng said this, I understand.

This thing turned out to be a cautious eye, I just saw something I shouldn't see, and she still remembers.

Although she didn't directly whip me explicitly, she thought of such a way to fix me.

"Want Want..."I didn't say anything more, and directly shouted a certain brand of milk 'Want Want'.

After Song Yumeng heard this, he smiled and bent over.

As for me, I just looked at her quietly, I didn't understand, what's so funny about this, she actually laughed for five minutes. Moreover, it is the kind of laughter that laughs.

Is it because her laughter is too low, or is my humor so terrifying?

"Song Yumeng, is it that funny? I think you're going to die laughing! ”

"Haha, it's so funny, Yan Huohuo... It's so funny, I can't wait to record the scene you just had on my phone and post it on the Internet. Maybe you'll become an internet celebrity. ”

"Still laughing, Song Yumeng, look down..."

Song Yumeng looked down and blushed again.

That pair of leggings, it's so tight, and there's another mold in that place.

"Haha... Make you laugh, let's look at the ocean. ”

"Don't laugh! Laugh again, I'll let you learn to bark again! ”

"Uhh

"Alright, let's go inside." Song Yumeng grabbed his white little hand again and tidied it up in that place.

And at the moment when I turned around, I suddenly saw Song Yumeng patting there with that little hand, and complained: "I hate it, why did it just be sorted out and appeared again..."

"Ahem~~" I hurriedly pretended not to see anything.

Then, Song Yumeng bent down and began to drill the dog hole.

Originally, Song Yumeng's foundation is better, and his height is close to Zhang Qingqing's height, almost 1.8 meters. Moreover, her skin is very good, delicate and tender, and her face is as smooth as a baby's face, and when she sees it for the first time, she wants to kiss her.

She also has a particularly significant feature, that is, **~ is particularly beautiful, the arc is close to perfect, the size is just moderate, and I don't know how it feels.

In addition, she was wearing that red Gu suit, but the pants on her lower ~ body were very tight, just sticking to her skin. If you bend down like this, the grinding disc will be held high.

I don't know if she did it intentionally or unintentionally, but the millstone kept rocking from side to side when she drilled the dog's hole.

After I watched it, I couldn't stand it at all.

In an instant, I thought of the island country movie, where a certain star knelt there...

Suddenly, I felt a wet nose, wiped it, and found that there was a nosebleed.

Grass! This Song Yumeng, like Zhang Qingqing, is also a goblin. Rather, he is still a 'grinding plate demon', as soon as the 'grinding plate' magic weapon is sacrificed, not to mention my Yan Huohuo, even Huo De Xingjun can't parry it, and he wants to be defeated under her 'grinding plate', and he is willing to let his weapon 'gold' fall into that grinding plate.

I can't stand it when I look at it.

I think this Song Yumeng is too annoying, just now, he asked me to learn how to bark a puppy, although I said that I fooled her, but I should also teach her a lesson.

Now, I have also sacrificed a magic weapon like 'grinding plate' to me, I rely on it, why the hell do I want to leave some traces of Lao Tzu on your magic weapon.

Thinking of this, I rushed over directly, facing her magic weapon grinding plate, first came a dragon descending eighteen claws, this claw, is my Yan Huohuo unique creation, this move, requires five fingers to exert force at the same time, but on the grinding plate magic weapon, leave five five fire marks.

As soon as this claw came out, all of a sudden, the 'grinding plate' goblin Song Yumeng snorted, and let out a 'uh-huh' sound that was like a drunkenness, like a dream, like a resentment, like a joy, and like a shame and anger.

And then, the goblin actually warned me.

She whispered, "Yan Huohuo, you're done, wait a minute, I want your ass to bloom!" ”

I'm rubbing, this goblin, your magic weapon grinding disc has been hit by my claw, how dare you be so arrogant!

Looks like you're trying to force me to use my best unique skills... Dog beating stick method.

The 'dog-beating stick method' came to my mind, and in an instant, I performed it and hit the elf's magic weapon.

Suddenly, the goblin's mouth was busy whispering, 'Uh-huh'.

The word is endless, long-lasting... The tune is like spring and snow, crisp and refreshing.

"Whoosh~~", just after I performed the dog stick method, the goblin Song Yumeng swished, shook the magic weapon left and right, and immediately, from the dog hole, drilled in.

At this time, I suddenly secretly said bad in my heart, "It's over, wait a minute, when I climb this dog hole, I don't know how Song Yumeng will torture me." ”

It's just that I'm afraid that I can't dodge, and I still have to face what I should face after all, and I can't help it, I still have to drill the dog hole.

And just like that, I poked my head in.

There was a "bang", and immediately, I felt like someone had smashed a chestnut on my head.

"Okay, you Yan Huohuo, bold, even me... You dare to do it. ”

"If I don't beat you all over your head today, my last name will be written upside down!"

"Bang, bang, bang...", and then I felt the chestnuts in my head fall like rain.

On the head, I was constantly beaten by Song Yumeng, and the pain made me constantly snort and try my best to endure it.

Song Yumeng's 'grinding demon' did what he said, and he really punched several big bags in my head before he really survived.

After I climbed in, I grinned and gasped, and whispered: "Song Yumeng, you are really ruthless, look at my head, what kind of beating me has been!" As I spoke, I pointed to her head.

Song Yumeng's face darkened, and he also pointed to his own place, and said angrily: "Yan Huohuo, why don't you say that your own hands are even darker, look at me, what kind of person was caught by you, what did you use to hit the last stick..."