285 Ninety-nine eighty-one

(4,200 words chapter, congratulations to everyone on a prosperous year)

The little cheetah stood up from the chair and looked at Guo Dong very seriously: "I can ask you a few questions for verification, or I can call you directly to see if you can answer, and even I can go up and stand beside you, and confirm your identity with the familiarity of the breath, there are many ways." But before I do that, I have one thing to ask you. ”

Speaking of this, the little cheetah paused, stretched out a hand and shook it on his face, as if he was rubbing his face

Guo Dong was slightly stunned, and then understood what the little cheetah meant.

There are not many people who know about his disguise, but it is not a few, and the running man is undoubtedly one of the people who knows.

Some inconsequential things can be said casually, and it doesn't matter if you even make arrangements out of nothing.

But for some important things, these guys are more trustworthy than anyone else.

Guo Dong didn't speak, but he coughed, others sounded normal, but the little cheetah already knew what Guo Dong's answer was.

"Just now all our clues were locked on the first demon of the men's group, the most insidious and our most powerful, so powerful that the guy who quit for the longevity of the program team, this is the first thing A La thought of him, but it was also because when A pulled up to verify his identity, he found that he was a woman, and everything was overturned. Right? ”

The little cheetah went through what had just happened to everyone, and then threw out a bomb: "But what if this guy will be disguised?" Not only the face, but also the body shape and even the gender, can be changed in a short period of time. ”

What the!?

Everyone exclaimed, they felt that they had participated in the recording of so many episodes of the program, and the number of exclamations together was probably not as large as this episode, and they were all concentrated on one person.

"Isn't that what you're talking about called transfiguration, is it!?"

Dazhang Wei obviously didn't believe it, but A-La's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?" ”

"I'm sure!"

got a positive answer from the little cheetah, others still couldn't believe it, but A-La, who had been in contact with Guo Dong, had already believed it without hesitation, and looked at Guo Dong with a terrifying light in her eyes, but before she could speak, Tao Zi on the side suddenly asked a question: "Did you make your debut in the talent show?" ”

She still didn't believe that Guo Dong's disguise technique was so perverted that even the gender could be changed, how unscientific to think about this kind of thing, so after thinking about it, she remembered that Guo Dong imitated Si Lina's voice just now to the point that even Ala, a sister who had been inseparable for twenty-four hours a month in order to cultivate a tacit understanding, could not distinguish between food, clothing, housing, transportation, eating, drinking, and joys and sorrows, so it was better to simply follow Selena's way and ask.

Guo Dong groaned slightly, and when he didn't know how to answer, he suddenly remembered something he did when he was sixteen years old, and laughed in his heart: "I once participated in the draft." ”

Everyone was stunned, especially the little cheetah.

"Are you sure you made your debut in the draft?"

The little cheetah's eyes stared at him: "You must know that on this stage, you can choose not to answer, but you must not tell lies!" ”

Guo Dong looked back very calmly: "I did participate in the draft!" ”

Guo Dong's affirmative answer immediately caused an uproar in the audience.

Although he has not debuted for a long time, and he can barely be said to be the only one of his works, he has not many fans, and the most important thing is that his debut method can be described as the only one in the history of the scorpion, known as the first strange in the history of the entertainment industry, not to mention that everyone knows but it is almost rare.

But now it seems that their previous speculation has been overturned!?

"Why have you been using Silina's voice since just now? Are you trying to mislead us into thinking you're Silina? ”

Da Zhang Wei suddenly asked a question.

"Then I'll change to my original voice...... Aara, I heard you didn't recognize me before, should you give me an explanation now? ”

Guo Dong's voice suddenly changed to heibi's again, and he even pulled a soldier at A, which made Ala's expression a little stiff.

Wu Qi pondered for a while, it seems that it is completely impossible to start from the aspect of voice, Guo Dong's voice is too confusing, so he directly turned to the singing aspect as a breakthrough: "Then have you ever won an award in music?" ”

Because when Guo Dong was singing just now, in addition to the amazing infinite waves of his voice and the uproar in the hall, his singing skills are also very exquisite, Wu Qi feels that he is very inferior, so Guo Dong may be a powerful professional singer.

And it is impossible for a professional singer with that level of singing skills not to have won awards.

"I'm sorry, but I didn't!"

Guo Dong changed his voice again, this time it was a small loss, oh, it was the voice of Xiao Kidney Yang.

"Have you ever released an album?"

Everyone present knew Wu Qi's thoughts, so without waiting for Guo Dong to have time to breathe, Tao Zi immediately followed this line of thought and asked.

"Sorry, not yet."

"Have you ever released a single?"

has not won music awards, nor has he released an album, is he a newcomer or an online singer?

You must know that there are many powerful existences among online singers, and there are many strange and demonic existences!

"This ......"

Guo Dong groaned for a while, making everyone's eyes light up, but Guo Dong replied to them: "...... Sorry, not really! ”

NMMP!

You haven't won an award, you haven't released an album, you don't even have a special single, are you a singer!?

"It seems that he is not from the music industry anymore, so he is a crossover star in the film and television industry?"

Dazhang Wei pondered for a moment and confirmed this conclusion with everyone, and then looked at Guo Dong: "Have you ever made a movie or TV series?" ”

With the lessons of the past, this time Dazhang Wei went directly to copy the old bottom.

"Does it count in a dream?"

The little cheetah rolled his eyes, just this unobtrusive temperament, there was no one else but him: "No, it doesn't count when I was a child, and it's the same when I spend money to hire someone to pretend to be a parent when I go to school!" ”

Guo Dong shrugged: "Okay, then no." ”

The host saw that the time was almost up, and the other one also got the instructions of the director below, and grabbed the right to speak with the microphone: "Everyone, since we haven't determined their identities until now, why don't we take a look at their little talents?" ”

Without a clue, watching the little talent is also a good choice.

The little talent on the masked stage wants to represent the collapse, the collapse of all kinds of images, Guo Dong originally wanted to play and play, and raised the level of this link, but just now he was almost suspected many times because he was too perverted, if he hadn't prepared in advance, he would have used the trick of the pectoralis major muscle, and it is estimated that he would have been uncovered after the solo at this time

So Guo Dong originally prepared, holding a giant brush more than one meter long in each hand, writing with both hands at the same time, showing off the talent of the first-class Qin State Xiao Seal was immediately cut off and replaced with a piece of newspaper name, which led the thinking direction of these people to the cross talk sketch actors.

"Okay, these two little talents are over, guess the jury, please choose who you want to stay."

The people who guessed the jury looked at the iron lady who was standing on the side and had been a little transparent, which made her heart chuckle, and then sighed softly in her heart.

I became addicted to my voice, and it became popular because of this unique and unforgettable voice, but now it is also recognized for the first time because of this.

It seems that he is really going to leave this time.

Thinking of this, the Iron Lady turned her head to look at Guo Dong on the side, walked over and said softly in Guo Dong's ear: "Thank you for your efforts and help!" ”

Guo Dong could have only used Wei Bo and Shao Han's voices, which was already confusing enough, but because he had heard her sigh before, he said to her that he would help her stay for one more period, so he pulled the hatred to the full, so that everyone focused on themselves, and she has been standing on the side and honestly being a little transparent.

The little shot in the guessing session is not as much as staying on this stage for one more period.

"Rest assured, they won't choose to leave you unmasked."

Even now, Guo Dong is still very determined: "Otherwise, what kind of bayonet is red?" ”

Sure enough, Guo Dong's hatred played a role, and after the people of the guessing panel put their eyes on the Iron Lady for a while, they all brushed and earned Guo Dong's body, and the light in his eyes was like countless sharp arrows, eager to turn Guo Dong into a fishing net!

"We chose Nobita and Fat Tiger!"

"Then let's enjoy the solo performance brought by Nobita and Fat Tiger!"

Soon, the lights dimmed, and the Iron Lady glanced at Guo Dong with a complicated expression and left, leaving Guo Dong standing alone on the stage under the spotlight, and with the end of the prelude, she opened her singing voice.

This time, it's Guo Dong's own voice!

Now that the goal has been achieved and the promise made by the master has been fulfilled, then continuing what he just did is not a joke, but a real joke, playing with his friends!

The others Guo Dong can not care, after all, there has been no communication and contact before, but A-La and the little cheetah are different from them!

"On the road, Gongzhou met a tiger and a bear, five hundred years ago there was a madness, Tengxiao again, Sun Wukong......

Ninety-nine eighty-one, a song that has sung the entire Journey to the West, the calamity narration, character monologue, deep Guo Dong's love, especially the difficulties and dangers in it can't stop the footsteps, and she travels through one world after another, and each world is becoming more and more dangerous and powerful.

There are 9981 difficult roads, those demons and monsters who block the road are concisely summarized, and there are also the inner monologues of the westbound foursome, especially Wukong's uninhibited and Bajie's indulgence, which Guo Dong sighed the most.

"The authors, laughing at my greed, Tibetan wine is even worse, who dares to say that he has been presumptuously drunk, don't blame me, this half of my life is infatuated, I live a romantic guest, Mu Jiao'e, I hope to embrace the world is really stunning."

This is the portrayal of Zhu Bajie's life, Pan Tao will be drunk and greedy to tease Chang'e, is it presumptuous? Is it bold? But if a person has never been frivolous and reckless for love in this life, not to mention whether he is qualified to say that he is not a romantic teenager and a person who is not frivolous in his life, and is he worthy of the heartbeat at the beginning of the moment?

If this is also greed, then I will always be greedy and hateful!

This is Zhu Bajie, and it is also Guo Dong!

He may not have had this understanding before, but until A-Ning appeared and left, Guo Dong suddenly understood a lot.

I'd rather regret it, don't miss it and regret it, if you do, at least it means that you have it, and if you miss it, you don't even have the qualifications to remember!

Whatever the end, at least, I was so close to her, I was so close to her!

"In this world, after all, I have really walked through, nine hundred waves and nine thousand mistakes along the way, and Lingyun has become a positive result, but I have ninety-nine eighty-one kinds of reluctant ......!"

At the end of the song, Guo Dong's mind flashed countless people and countless things, but in the end, they all turned into a sigh before Ling Yundu, and turned into an indissoluble obsession in his heart!

"I seem to have taken the journey to the west, ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty......"

For a long time, when the music stopped, there was no sound for a long time, and the whole recording studio seemed to be dead and silent, until finally the little cheetah's somewhat confused and somewhat sighing murmur sounded, which broke the silence.

"Is this guy's purpose turned out to be?"

With his original voice back, the last trace of doubt about Guo Dong's identity dissipated in an instant, even if as he said before, he had never heard Guo Dong sing a single song, but it still wouldn't hinder him from being familiar with Guo Dong's voice!

"Okay, thank you Nobita and Fat Tiger for their wonderful singing, which allowed us to enter the world of free dreams and accompany them on this journey to the west for 108,000 miles!"

The host also woke up from his intoxication and walked to the stage: "So guess the jury, do you have any results for your guess on the identities of Nobita and Fat Tiger?" ”

The little cheetah stood up and didn't answer the host, but looked at Guo Dong: "I know it's you, I was extremely sure just now, and now that you use your own voice, I'm even more sure that it's you." But I have a question for you now! ”

"You say!"

Guo Dong replied lightly in his original voice.

"You just said you participated in the talent show, didn't you?"

"That's right!"

For the third time, Guo Dong still answered this question without any hesitation.

"Okay, I'll wait for your explanation and answer after you unveil!"

The little cheetah nodded heavily, and turned to look at the host: "The choice we gave is Guo Dong." ”

"Okay, then please Nobita and Fat Tiger go to the interface area and wait. Now the audience in attendance is invited to vote for the name you think is his name. ”

After a while, the voting results came out, although only more than 20% of the people chose his name, but compared to the names of other people who he imitated the voice before, his name was still the one with the largest proportion, so Guo Dong took off his hood with a light breath, and walked out in the exclamation and surprise of the audience after the curtain opened.

Although he was unveiled when he appeared, Guo Dong didn't have any thoughts in his heart, after all, he was just here to have fun, and he didn't want to waste Zhang Liangfu's kindness and friendship.

The song 9981 is really great, the author Jun has been going to KTV in the past six months, and it is the first track, it is really a journey to the west!

(End of chapter)