Chapter 168: Flower Fist Embroidered Legs
Hua Yulou wiped his face with cold water indiscriminately, and found that the treatment here was very good, the quality of the green salt for gargling was super good, and the bath beans for washing his hands were also faintly floral. Even a person like him, who usually eats and drinks spicy food, feels that the powerful are too unreasonable!
I don't know who ordered it, but when he washed his face, a handyman brought breakfast. Xiaolongbao with congee and pickles, this is not greasy to eat for breakfast on a hot day.
Zhuang Rou stood beside him, silently watching him wash up and eat breakfast, in fact, she even ate lunch, after all, it was not early now.
Hua Yulou ate a bun, and the only feeling was that this must be the private chef of King Yindejun, and it was so delicious!
He stirred the porridge, looked up at Zhuang Rou and said with a smile: "The conditions of your family are so good, even if there is no woman, I don't want to leave." ”
"I don't care about this, just teach the grappler, and you can do the rest." Zhuang Rou looked down at the hook on the palm of her hand and said indifferently.
Hua Yulou glanced at her and smiled, do you want to learn how to grab it?
When he was full of food and drink, Zhuang Rou led him out of the house, and he realized that he was actually living in a wing room in the courtyard of the king of Yinde County, and he had not arranged another residence. Hua Yulou didn't know if he was defenseless, or if he had some conspiracy.
But it's good that you don't have to find another chance to get close to him, it's easy to see anything if you're so close.
"What's the fuss, here." Zhuang Rou walked under the wall, but when she turned around, she found that Hua Yulou was walking out along the stone path, so she hurriedly shouted.
Hua Yulou stopped, subconsciously pointed over there and said, "Isn't the way out over there?" ”
"Who said that you want to go to the door, just go over the wall, close." Zhuang Rou patted the wall and was about to climb the wall.
Hua Yulou has nothing to say, there are subordinates who come to this kind of chaos and want their lives! If you don't have a road, you have to climb over the wall. Looking at her who was trying to climb the wall, it was not beautiful at all, Hua Yulou went directly, jumped on the wall with her belt, and fell into the courtyard with a turn.
Zhuang Rou fell to the ground and looked at him and said, "Teach me this, anyway, you are idle, you are idle, do you want to do something, are you embarrassed to take it?" ”
"What's so embarrassing, it's not robbed. You can't learn light skills, this is children's skills, you have to practice them from an early age, you are too old. "Hua Yulou didn't fall for her, and learned all the housekeeping skills, how will he mix it up in the future.
Zhuang Rou looked at him with some surprise, "Tong Zigong, your light skills are still so good now, but Tong Zigong is still there." But it is rumored that you have deceived so many women...... So you're now deceiving the little king, but you're still a child! ”
If she hadn't been wearing gloves, she would have wanted to cover her mouth, but she didn't expect that such a famous flower thief would still be a child. The more she thought about it, the more funny she felt, and she finally couldn't help laughing, "Hahahaha, Tong Zigong!" ”
Looking at her laughing wildly, Hua Yulou was extremely embarrassed, why does this woman always bully her kind self, it's so hateful!
He took a deep breath and explained word by word: "I'm talking about Tong Zigong, not what you think." It's that this martial art has to be practiced since childhood, and if it is too late, the bones will not be learned. ”
"It's okay, you don't have to explain, I understand." Zhuang Rou also took a breath and forced the smile down, bit her lip and looked at him with a smile, and said idly, "Those girls are raised in the boudoir, and they can only see the picture album before they get married, so naturally they don't know what you did to them, and it's normal to have misunderstandings." ”
She felt that Hua Yulou's reputation should be restored and he should no longer be wanted, after all, he had never done anything.
So Zhuang Rou said with a straight face: "Hua Yulou, since you haven't done such a thing, you should restore your innocence." I will immediately write an official document and report it to Dali Temple, so that they can cancel your wanted warrant. ”
"In the future, you can be innocent, and you don't have to secretly run around with your tail between your legs to maintain this false reputation. Then you can find a good family and have ten or eight children, and let people take a good look at you. She nodded, very sincerely, cheering him on.
Hua Yulou was almost moved, a person who should be arrested for his innocence was able to do so many things. He bit his lip fiercely and nodded with a smile like crying, "Come on, I'll teach you!" ”
After saying that, he tucked the hem of his shirt into his belt, and as soon as he put on a crackling posture in the courtyard, a group of grapplers came, so fast that he couldn't see the movements.
Suddenly, he let out a shout, grabbed at the pole of the vine shelf in the courtyard, and grabbed a piece of wood from it.
Then he threw away the wooden block, he put it away, patted the wooden slag on his hand and said, "Do you see it clearly, that's it." If you can't, practice slowly, trying to pinch off the wood first, and then replace it with stone later. ”
Hua Yulou snorted coldly, if he dares to laugh at himself like this, then let's start by practicing the strength of his palm. Pick the wood first and then grab the stone, so that she dares to talk nonsense again!
"Oh......" Zhuang Rou thought for a while, walked under the flower stand, touched the place on the pillar that he had picked off, and was silent for a long time.
After a while, she asked, "You didn't lie to me?" The grappler is what you just played? ”
Hearing her tone as if she had failed, Hua Yulou frowned and said unhappily, "You think I'm hiding my selfishness?" ”
"So not, this is your grappling hand......" Zhuang Rou looked back at him, and suddenly his hand was forced, and he snapped and pulled off a large piece of the column. And because there are barbs on the hand, there are deep traces scratched out.
The wooden block in her hand was bigger than what Hua Yulou had cut off. Throwing away the wood casually, Zhuang Rou shrugged her shoulders and said: "I won't learn this kind of fist embroidery legs, please do it, I won't pester you in the future." ”
Hua Yulou looked at her in confusion, although he didn't want to give her to learn martial arts, but he also had to dislike her, ordinary people who didn't know anything even disliked themselves!
He suddenly said unwillingly: "What do you mean! ”
Zhuang Rou raised her hands and replied calmly: "I want to learn the moves of killing people and defeating the enemy, not this kind of thing." Although you play gorgeously, it is of little use to me, there are many useless places in between, and not everywhere is a killer move. ”
"I'm not an assassin, how can I make a move! Who said it was useless, those moves can control the enemy and countercapture, don't talk nonsense if you don't know the goods. "Hua Yulou is angry, and he is not one of those guys who take money to kill people, how can he make a move.
Hearing him say this, Zhuang Rou suddenly realized, if you want to learn killing moves, isn't there a ready-made person?
So she took off her gloves, arched her hand to Hua Yulou, threw him down and ran away. was so angry that Hua Yulou just wanted to scold, she was so underestimated, she was still a woman!
"Damn!"
He scolded, and there was a sudden commotion next to him, and the entire flower stand fell into a large piece, and the column was grabbed too much by Zhuang Rou, and it couldn't hold it and broke into two.
Hua Yulou looked at the flower stand with a snort, this stinky woman has so much strength!