Chapter 83: Ji Cao, Don't 6
Ma Wei was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to react.
"Maybe I misheard, sir, you just said...... Which victim was hacked to death? ”
"I," Liu Ergou pointed to his nose, "I was hacked to death in the ghost streets and alleys of Guigui Road." ”
Ma Wei: "......"
The whole person was stunned and dazed for a moment, and Ma Wei finally sorted out the information revealed in Liu Ergou's words.
After two seconds of silence, Ma Wei asked tentatively, "Sir, do you think this is the case, is it that you made a mistake in expressing yourself in excitement?"
What you actually want to say is that you were cut in the ghost street of Guigui Road? ”
"It's not!" Liu Ergou shook his head very affirmatively, "It's me, I was hacked to death in the ghost streets and alleys of Guigui Road."
Four people, with machetes, chased me and chopped, cutting all the way, bleeding all the way.
I kept running, and they followed.
When I ran out of strength, I fell to the ground.
I crawled forward with my hands and feet, and after climbing more than ten meters, I couldn't climb anymore.
They slashed my neck with a machete. ”
That's ......
If it's so detailed, then there must be no problem of misspeech or inappropriate language.
Secondly, you can also rule out that you heard it wrong.
But.......
A dead man who was hacked to death came to the police station to report that he had been hacked to death.
This is ..... Could it happen?
Nature is impossible.
And now, the impossible has happened, what could be the reason?
Practical joke!
All of a sudden, Ma Wei guessed the truth.
"Sir, you have broken the laws of the Empire by playing such a prank."
Ma Wei sank his face and kindly reminded him.
"What a prank, who pranks." Liu Ergou quit, "What I said is true."
I was hacked to death in the ghost streets and alleys of Guigui Road, and I have been hacked to death for more than half a month.
That is the jurisdiction of your Guangming Branch, and the police who accepted it should be your Branch.
If you don't believe it, you can check the files, my name is Liu Ergou, and Hangcheng is here to talk about business.
There aren't many homicides now, and you can find them out as soon as you look them up.
Look at the picture on it and see if it's me. ”
Ma Wei: "......"
Hearing him say it so seriously, Ma Wei hesitated.
It doesn't seem like he's trying to play a prank on the police.
I looked around, but I didn't find any hidden cameras or anything like that.
It can also be ruled out that the gang of people in a certain hand who are not afraid of killing themselves in order to become famous and fire, and are not afraid of squatting in the game, have studied the possibility of a new path to death.
So....
Ma Wei dragged his eyes, and a wise light flashed in his eyes.
There is only one truth - he, met with a neuropathy.
Come to think of it, it seems that he's been experiencing a lot of neuroses lately.
The first time I encountered a neuropathy, it was an old Taoist in the second hospital.
The second time I encountered a neuropathy, it was a foreign monk who came to the door by himself.
This was the third neurotic he had encountered.
Considering that this is just their own encounter, and there are so many police officers in their substation alone.
Ma Wei suddenly had some worries about the future.
Neuropathy seems to be a bit rampant now.
If you take off this police uniform, will you be cut by the neurasis that rushed out inexplicably while walking on the road?
After thinking about it, Ma Wei felt that his worries were completely unnecessary.
It's as if wearing this police uniform, the neuropathy won't dare to cut him.
What should be cut is still cut the same.
Thinking about it this way, Ma Wei was not so worried.
It's just that......
Don't say it if you are cut or not, this neurotic word in front of you......
Well, for the treatment of neuropathy, Ma Wei has already dealt with experience.
First of all, put people ...... Stabilize the neuropathy first.
Second, call a psychiatric hospital.
In the end, send the people away, and you're done.
It's all a one-stop process.
Thinking like this, Ma Wei smiled.
"This ....... Well, Mr. Ghost. ”
If you feel that you can still call the police if you think that you have been hacked to death, you must think that you are a ghost.
Ghost words..... If you provoke him, he won't dare eat you?
As a policeman, the most important thing is to consider the masses.
Since he thinks he's a ghost, let's follow him first, maybe it can help in the treatment later.
Thinking like this, Ma Wei smiled, "This ghost gentleman, I already know the content of your report.
It's just that I don't have the authority to deal with the matter of the investigation file you said.
So, I should call my colleagues a few times to deal with it.
Look, can you wait a moment and give us some time? ”
Liu Ergou nodded, "No problem, I've become a ghost, and the last thing I lack is time."
That..... Am I waiting here, or am I going back and waiting for the notification? ”
"You.... Just wait here. ”
You are still quite into the play, Ma Wei smiled and led Liu Ergou into his office.
moved a chair for Liu Ergou, and took a disposable cup and took a glass of water and put it aside.
In Liu Ergou's eyes looking at the neuropathy, Ma Wei smiled a little inexplicably, took out his mobile phone and called Director Liu of the psychiatric hospital.
"Hey, Yanagi~"
Lowering his voice and explaining the situation in the agreed code language, Ma Wei hung up the phone and waited for the psychiatric hospital to pick up people.
After thinking about it, I was a little uneasy, so I called my colleagues twice more and summoned the two colleagues in the dormitory.
After casting three big summoning techniques in a row, the blue stripe was a little insufficient, and Ma Wei, who couldn't summon a higher big boss, stopped.
Turning his head, seeing Liu Ergou sitting on the chair with a well-behaved socialist attitude, Ma Wei couldn't help but smile.
co-authored this character who was brought in, and it turned out to be a good baby in the ghost world.
"That...... Mr. Ghost, why don't you drink water? It's been a long walk, so you're thirsty, right? ”
There were only two people in the office, and in order not to make the scene look too embarrassing, Ma Wei began to try to control the scene.
When the words came out, Liu Ergou looked at him like a neuropath.
"Are you ......?"
Halfway through an offensive sentence, Liu Ergou took it back vigilantly.
With a well-behaved smile on his face, Liu Ergou explained, "I'm a new ghost, my ability is limited, my soul body is not condensed enough, and I don't have too much ability to interfere with reality.
This water ..... I can't keep it if I drink it, and no amount of alcohol will leak out. ”
Ma Wei: "......"
You're a little drama master, and you're quite deep in the play, huh?
"Really? Ha ha! This was my negligence. ”
Liu Ergou smiled, "Normal, after all, few normal people will bring their thinking into the perspective of a ghost." ”
said, Liu Ergou seems to be trying to prove that his words are not nonsense, and there is a scientific basis.
He reached out and grabbed the disposable paper cup that had been set aside.
"Huh~"
The hand passed through the paper cup without the slightest froze.
Ma Wei: "......"
His eyes widened suddenly, and he stared at Liu Ergou's hand that passed through the paper cup.
"What are you..... Magic? ”
Liu Ergou gave him a strange look, "What magic?" This is the basic operation of the ghost world! ”
said. Liu Ergou's hand became illusory, and slow motion passed through the paper cup again.
"Hmmm~let's~bang~"
"Mother! Hell! ”
After a period of chaos, Ma Wei's earth-shattering howl sounded in the corridor.
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