Chapter 42: You Thick-eyed Guy Turned Out To Be...
Tailor-made?
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Listening to the little excitement in Zhao Zheng's words, and listening to the impatience in his tone, Su Chu glanced at him with some surprise-I didn't expect you guys with thick eyebrows and big eyes to have such a hobby!
Being looked at by Su Chu was a little unnatural, and Zhao Zheng figured out the meaning of his strange eyes after a little thought.
"Don't get me wrong! Don't get me wrong! ”
"I don't have that hobby! I'm definitely a normal person! ”
"Saying that this "Golden Body Quenching Decision" is a perfect match for me, it's not that I have that hobby, but that I'm actually... Basically, I get beaten up every day for various reasons. ”
Su Chu looked at him in disbelief: "All kinds of reasons? ”
"Hmm."
"Like, what about today?"
"Today," the corners of Zhao Zheng's mouth twitched, "just those five are my roommates in the dormitory." ”
Su Chu nodded, "So why did they beat you?" ”
"They..."Zhao Zheng's face turned into a strange expression, "I want to say, they robbed their girlfriend because of me, do you believe it?" ”
Su Chu looked him up and down for a moment and nodded, "That's really a good fight, why don't I send you back now?" ”
Zhao Zheng: "..... Don't make a fuss. He smiled wryly, "The point, if I really rob them... Even if it's the girlfriend of one of them, I'm willing to beat me up this time. ”
"So, you didn't rob it?"
Zhao Zheng nodded helplessly: "I never touch a married woman." And... Just those few, too ugly, can't get started.
That's the kind of thing they treat as if they were treasures. ”
Su Chu nodded and said, "Then why did they beat you?" ”
Zhao Zheng had a strange expression on his face and opened his mouth...
sighed helplessly, took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket, unlocked it, flipped out a few text messages, and handed them to Su Chu to see.
Su Chu took it and took a look.
The first one, showing that the number is not saved: "Are you free today?" Have a meal together in the evening? ”
The second, showing another unsaved number: "Free today?" Singing together at night? ”
The third, again an unsaved number: "Free today?" I have two tickets for the 9 p.m. movie, do you want to go to see them together? ”
Fourth, it's still an unsaved number: "Are you free today?" Relatives are gone and want to go out shopping at night. ”
Fifth, another unsaved number: "The computer is broken, can you come and check it for me at night?" ”
Five text messages, five numbers, from five different people.
Su Chu thought for a moment and handed the phone back to Zhao Zheng, "So, these five are all...?" ”
Zhao Zheng smiled bitterly and nodded, "Last night, the dormitory was full of people, so they went out for a meal, and they all brought their girlfriends."
During the meal, I said that I don't have a girlfriend.
And then, just..."
Su Chu looked at him expressionlessly and nodded.
Looking back, trying to keep myself from laughing, finally... I couldn't help it!
......
The matter of taking a leave of absence from school is a little simpler than I imagined.
It didn't take too long for Ji Xue to complete the formalities.
After coming back, he found that Su Chu didn't know where to go, so he sat in the car and waited for Master Su at home to come back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Suddenly, my nose twitched and I smelled a stream of scum... Ah, no, it's the smell of Grandpa Su's unique attraction to female ghosts.
Holding an umbrella, he jumped out of the car and spun around in place.
"Grandpa, grandpa, do you see if I'm fat, I just met..."
The words paused for a moment, Master Su is Master Su, and he will not smell the wrong person at this point.
But the man next to him, what's the matter?
Could it be that the investment of hundreds of millions mentioned before is not a joke?
But why is it a man!!
The expression of the little female ghost subconsciously changed.
On the side, I watched a little beauty jump out of the car and call grandpa at Su Chu.
Zhao Zheng was confused for a moment, and then suddenly realized.
It's the character...
Looking at Su Chu's eyes, there was a hint of admiration, the big guy is the big guy, and he is better than these mortals who can play!
Glancing at him, it felt like he was thinking about something strange.
Ignored him.
Su Chu took two steps forward and walked to Ji Xue's side, and his hands passed under her armpits, "Fat?" I'll check it. ”
said that he raised his hand slightly, put the person down again, and nodded: "Well, it's a lot fatter, and it's as heavy as 0.5 grams." ”
Ji Xue: "....."
He glared at him angrily, snorted and turned back to the car.
It's decided, ignore him all day today!
Well, at least ignore him on the way back!
Oh bad old man, you can't speak!
You're fat! Your whole family is fat!
People ask you if you're fat, do you want to ask for answers?
Behind him, Zhao Zheng was dumbfounded.
This... It turns out that the big guys are all flirting with girls like this!
He felt like he had learned another trick.
For a long time, he has only one trick to flirt with his sister - he doesn't care about anything else, and flirting with his sister depends on his face.
Now seeing that many big guys who are more handsome than him are so good at flirting, Zhao Zheng suddenly feels that if he doesn't change himself, he may not have a girl to flirt with in the future.
Looking at Ji Xue's puffed up look, Su Chu leaned over.
"Yo, what's going on?"
lowered his voice, "Are you stupid?" You've become a ghost, your body shape is fixed the moment you die, how can you get fat? ”
Sure enough, girls are extremely concerned about their weight, even if this girl becomes a ghost.
I just decided that at least I wouldn't take care of this bad old man's little female ghost on the way back, and it was like knocking a piece of spirit crystal in an instant.
Turning his head, he looked at him, "Really? ”
"Definitely."
"Didn't lie to me?"
"Did I lie to you?"
Ji Xue smiled again, and then paused, "No, you just said that I weighed 0.5 grams." ”
Although this bad old man is very bad, he always bullies her and always teases her, but Ji Xue still believes in the bad old man's ability.
He said that it weighed 0.5 grams, which was definitely heavy.
"It's heavy and it's not fat, your soul body has become stronger, and the weight will naturally increase a little, what increases is the strength of your spirit body, not fat!"
"Oh," Ji Xue accepted the reason and nodded with satisfaction.
Then he peeked at Zhao Zheng, who was standing from a distance like a fool and watching them whisper.
Stretched out his hand and pulled Su Chu, and asked in a low voice, "Grandpa, won't this guy be the object of the hundreds of millions of business you want to talk about, right?" ”
Su Chu: "....."
"Smack~"
A brain melon fell into the head of the little female ghost, "What do you think?" ”
"This guy was just beaten by the crowd, I helped him, he wanted to invite us to dinner."
"Oh."
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