Chapter 208: Crazy People Say Crazy Things
At breakfast, I told Niu Qianjin about the stone statue of the judge I dreamed about last night.
Hearing my dream, Niu Qianjin was stunned for a moment, and then said with great joy: "Haha... Childe, I'll just say, you can break the curse. And so it was! ”
Then, he muttered, "The judge said that if you want to break the curse, you have to go to the Sealed Gate Cliff, and the Sealed Gate Cliff I know is not far from our Sealed Gate Village." This stone statue of the judge was carried by me from there. What do the other words mean, though? ”
To be honest, I'm weird too.
In that dream, when the stone statue of the judge said, 'The stone floats on the water, and the water flows high,' that is the time to break the curse.
The question is, how is it possible for a stone to float on the water? And how can water flow to high places? Isn't this against the laws of nature?
Several of us thought about it together for a long time, but we couldn't figure out the meaning of this.
In the end, the cow Qianjin said: "Son, how about we leave today and go to the Fengmen Cliff?" Perhaps, after arriving at the Sealed Gate Cliff, the judge of the underworld will give you any instructions. ”
"Hmm." I nodded, and I wanted to help the Sealed Gate Village as soon as possible and unravel the curse for them.
After breakfast, Niu Qianjin took us to the Sealing Cliff.
When I walked to the path of Fengmen Village, I found that a cow was coming towards me, a child, riding the ox upside down, holding a flute in his hand and playing...
When he saw us, he jumped down from the ox and said with a smile, "Where are you going?" ”
This child-like person is naturally the strange doctor!
Niu Qianjin on the side, after listening to the strange doctor's question, stepped forward and said respectfully: "We are going to the sealed door cliff, yesterday, the son had a dream." In the dream, the stone statue of the judge pointed out, saying that in order to break the curse of the Sealed Gate Village, it was necessary to go to the Sealed Gate Cliff. ”
"Oh? In that case, the old man will go with you. The strange doctor touched his chin and said in an old-fashioned manner.
"Haha... Whose child is this, it's so cute. Moreover, his old-fashioned way of speaking is really funny, haha... I can't help it... Hahaha..."At this time, Xiao Nong actually ran to the strange doctor's side, laughing loudly, and at the same time, he also stretched out his hand and kept kneading the strange doctor's face.
Hua Xiangrong and I, as well as Niu Qianjin, were all stunned.
As for the strange doctor, the expression on his face is even richer...
After being stunned for a few seconds, the strange doctor woke up like a dream, and immediately shouted: "Where is the little girl, get out, get out... Don't touch the old man's face!! ”
The strange doctor was so angry, that little body, he was so angry that he collapsed directly, jumping to more than half a meter.
"Hahaha... Sister, childe, look at this child, it's so naughty. actually called himself an old man, but then again, he looks serious, it's really funny, hahaha, I can't help it again..."
Miss Xiao Nong kept laughing, and tears came out of her eyes with fright.
At the same time, her right hand, which kneaded the strange doctor's face, did not stop.
The strange doctor was so angry that he quickly stretched out his hand and slapped the little girl's hand away from her face.
Immediately, he said coldly: "Wild girl, old man, it's not a little child, the old man is sixty-two years old today!" In terms of age, you can be your grandfather. ”
"If you move your hands and feet again, don't blame the old man for being rude. Believe it or not, the old man has wasted your hand! ”
"Haha... Little brat, I'm so naughty, I still want to be my sister's grandfather, and I want to abolish my sister's hand, really, see if my sister doesn't spank your ass. Xiao Nong said, he really wanted to hit the ass of the monster doctor's senior.
Hua Xiangrong and I hurriedly rushed up.
I hugged Xiao Nong even more and hurriedly said, "Xiao Nong, don't mess around." He's really not a child, but a doctor senior, your sister's savior! ”
Hearing my words, Xiao Nong's body was stunned, and immediately, she looked at her sister in disbelief and asked, "Sister... What Childe said, but is it true? ”
Hua Xiangrong nodded at her, and immediately, she heard Xiao Nong scream.
Then, covering his face, he shouted, "Woo... Sister, brother-in-law, Xiao Nong is no longer alive, not alive... Xiao Nong is so embarrassed, embarrassed to go home, he actually wants to spank an old man's ass!! ”
"Ahh Don't stop me, let me die, let me die..."
"Uh......"
Truth be told, we... And he didn't stop her.
After this farce, Xiao Nong hid behind me all the way, just like her sister.
As for the strange doctor senior, he has been angry and walks in the front, often turning his head and glaring at the little girl.
I'm thinking, the blame doctor senior, must be really trying to hit her...
In this way, we kept walking, and we were about to leave Fengmen Village, and at this moment, suddenly a person ran at the entrance of the village.
The man was also an old man, dressed in tatters, like a beggar.
After seeing us, he kept smirking.
We all looked at him and thought it was strange, but Niu Qianjin said: "Be careful of this person, he is a madman in our closed village, and he often wanders around the entrance of the village and talks nonsense." Moreover, they will beat people, and when they see someone, they will beat them..."
As soon as Niu Qianjin said this, he saw the madman pick up the stone from the ground and throw it at us.
I was taken aback, your sister, this is really a disagreement, and he threw a stone at us, and we quickly avoided him.
But this madman, as if he had stuck to us, went to the left, and he went to the left, and he chased us and threw stones.
Niu Qianjin saw it and said angrily: "Dead madman, throw it again, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
Niu Qianjin is tall and big, although there is only one hand left now, but this threat is still very effective.
As soon as he spoke, the madman did not dare to chase us anymore, but looked at us from a distance and smirked at us all the time.
In particular, I think his two cloudy eyes, staring at me more, are smirking at me...
Your sister's, this discovery scared me again. At the same time, the hatred in my heart, I hate myself for being too handsome, I hate myself for being too handsome and chic, and it is not peaceful anywhere.
Just as we were far away from the madman, the madman laughed from afar, and then shouted madly, "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, haha... Out half a tiger! ”
"One, two, three, four, five, five bodies, four shadows. One, two, three, four, five, five bodies, two people... Hahaha... You say it's funny, it's not funny, hahaha..."
"Two people, oh no, five people, oh... Two people, two people... Hahaha..."
The madman was crazy and jumping up and down talking nonsense, so that people couldn't understand what he was saying.
Listening to his words, I laughed and said, "This madman has been counting people, and he has counted five people, isn't it the five of us?" Ha ha... But what did he say later, there were five people, only four shadows, five people, and only two bodies, this is not nonsense. It seems that this madman is not only crazy, but also does not know even the most basic arithmetic. ”
My words made the strange doctor on the side listen to it, and he laughed strangely.
As for Hua Xiangrong, he also glanced at Miss Xiaonong and was silent.
In this way, we walked towards the cliff of the sealed door, and along the way, we were still discussing.
"Strange doctor, what do you mean when you say 'the stone floats on the surface of the water, and the water flows to a high place, that is, when the spell is broken'? Does it mean that when the stone floats on the surface of the water and the water flows to a high place, that is when I break the curse of the closed village? I asked, confused, at the strange doctor.
"Oh, boy, perhaps, it can be understood like this... You think, 'the stone floats on the surface of the water, and the water flows to a high place,' that is absolutely impossible, because in that case, it would be contrary to the laws of nature and not in accordance with the avenue of heaven and earth. And in your dream, the judge said, At that time, when the curse was broken, did he tell you that the curse could not be broken? The strange doctor said.
When he said this, we were all stunned for a moment.
But then again, he has a point.
The meaning of that sentence is that only when 'the stone floats on the surface of the water, and the water flows to a high place', can I break the curse of the closed gate village.
But the problem is that unless the heavens and the earth are turned upside down, unless the world is turned upside down, the laws of nature are reversed, otherwise, it is impossible for this to happen.
Since the time to break the curse, it will not appear. Obviously, that curse can't be broken...
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but speak, "Uncle Niu, if the blame doctor's predecessor is correct, it is estimated that the curse of this door cannot be broken." Is it necessary for us to go to the Sealed Cliff? ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as I said this, Niu Qianjin's face suddenly changed greatly, and immediately, he turned around and said strongly: "Yes, of course it is necessary, Childe, seal the door and cliff, it is in front, we only need to walk another mile or two to arrive!" ”
And at this moment, suddenly, a man in black appeared in front of him...
With a 'whoosh', he sprang out in front of us, and then sped forward.
When we watched this scene, our faces changed, and at the same time, Niu Qianjin shouted, "Let's go, let's catch up with him..."
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