Chapter 55: The Richest Man in the World
After coming out of Bailixi's cave magic weapon, the two of them and the two demons returned to their cave mansion first. Originally, Wu Mian didn't plan to go to them to join in the fun, but he couldn't stand the hard grinding of the two monsters of Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Rensan, and he was used to coming and going with them for so many years. After resting for two days, he used the retreat method to Luoyang City on the morning of the third day.
Before going to Dasi Nong's Mansion, the two of them and the two demons first found a wine shop to inquire about the details of this Shi Chong. Hearing that the four strange-looking people in front of him were going to find Lord Shi Chong, the owner of the wine shop became even more attentive. In turn, inquire about the origin of the four of them.
I don't care if I return or not, I just opened my mouth to talk nonsense: "A few of us are distant relatives of Shi Chong, and when it comes to him, he still has to take care of the old man, I will call him an old lady." I can't go on with the disaster in my hometown. Only then did I remember that I came to the capital to join this distant relative, and I heard that he had mixed well in the past few years and became a big farmer. For the sake of our relatives, how can we be treated with three full meals a day? ”
Hearing that the four people in front of him were the nobles of Lord Shi Chong, the owner of the wine shop showed an envious expression on his face: "What are three meals?" The four of you have caught it, as long as Lord Shi Chong recognizes your relatives, you will be considered to have fallen into the money jar. Lord Shi Chong is the richest man in the world, and the potty they on is pure gold. The night pot for peeing is inlaid with night pearls......"
"Lao Tzu came to your restaurant to drink wine and eat meat, what are you doing with and peeing?" Bai Wuqiu was drinking wine and eating meat, and when he heard the filth of the boss, he glared and continued: "You saw it next to you when Shi Chong was? Or is it a good relationship between the two of you, sleeping in the same bed with a urinal at night? The urinals are also inlaid with night pearls, and they are not afraid of ...... "Although Bai Wuqiu is a monster, after so many years of following Wu Mian and returning has begun to pay attention to it."
"Look at my mouth, how can a few masters say this when they eat wine." As he spoke, the owner of the wine shop gave himself a small mouth with a hippie smile. But when it comes to the world's richest man, the owner of the wine shop can't stop talking. At the moment, he sat cross-legged beside the returnee, and continued: "The whole people of Luoyang City know about the bedpan and the night pot, and you don't believe it, just pull someone over and ask." This is nothing, that thing can't be pulled and can't be broken, and it can be used as an heirloom from generation to generation. What is the place to spend money? That depends on the usual expenses of the family, and the money that Lord Shi's family usually spends is Jinshan Yinhai.
Our ordinary people make firewood to cook at home, and the people Shi Daren thinks that the firewood has fireworks, so he asks people to use candles to cook on the fire. Last year, it was extremely cold during the Chinese New Year, and it snowed heavily for three days and three nights. Lord Shi said that he wanted to eat fresh fish, so he spent a hundred taels of gold to buy it, and the fisherman braved the heavy rain to chisel open the river ice and beat out two live fish. The two fish cost a hundred taels of gold, and the fisherman who sold the fish said that he would send it, and now he is busy buying a house and buying land to marry a little wife......"
"It seems that our distant relatives really took advantage of the money, and two live fish cost a hundred taels of gold. Gee...... This relative is kind of interesting. As he spoke, he glanced at Wu Mian beside him, and saw that the white-haired man didn't seem to hear it. At that moment, the old guy took out a small gold coin and still put it on the table, and said with a smile: "I can't embarrass my relatives at home, this is considered wine money......
Seeing these strange four people walking towards the Dasi Nong Mansion, the owner of the wine shop checked the gold coin in his hand, and said to himself: "In the end, it is the relative of the richest person in the world, and it can be so generous to flee to join ...... relatives."
Shi Chong's Dasi Nong's Mansion was not difficult to find, and he walked down the street, and soon saw a palatial mansion. The servants who came in and out through the corner gate were all dressed in silk and satin, and they looked like they were bigger than the rich people in small places.
After Xiao Rensan saw the Dasi Nong Mansion, he looked back at the return and said, "Why did the old man of our family accept such a rich disciple?" Looking at how he usually eats and drinks, he doesn't look like such a rich disciple. ”
Without waiting for the return to speak, Bai Wuqiu had already said for him: "Your godfather doesn't have a rich disciple, where can you go to eat and drink?" ”
He smiled or not, and ignored the two monsters bickering. At that moment, he walked to the side of the guard guarding the door, handed over the bamboo stick in his hand and said, "I bothered a few people to go in and said that Mr. Ying Zhen sent someone to come and ask Lord Shi Chong to come out to greet him." ”
The guard glanced at the bamboo piece in his hand, snorted, waved his hand at the old guy like a fly, and said, "Old man, you are in the wrong place to come in and eat and drink." If you want to get in, you must at least hit a golden Jane, with the name of my family's big Si Nong written on it. This may still be able to blind me, you just find a broken bamboo piece like a blend? If you don't leave, don't blame the old man for bullying you for being old and going to give you a mouth......"
Whether it returns to the original or not, for the sake of Xi Yingzhen, he plans to enter in a proper manner. Unexpectedly, the guard who guarded the door looked at people, and the old guy smiled at the moment, turned his head and said to Bai Wuqiu, who was already undressing and preparing to start: "In the end, it is the old man, my son, who knows your father's thoughts." Okay, silly boy, go and reason with them. ”
"Old fellow, you shouldn't talk nonsense with them!" At that moment, Bai Wuqiu, who was naked, kicked the guard who had just spoken into the air. Then he scuffled with the other guards who rushed over, and scolded while fighting: "You people with dog eyes, you dare to show Lao Tzu!" When your mother gave birth to you, it was a bitch who delivered you, right? The first time I saw who was like ......"
Bai Wuqiu has not finished scolding yet, and there are no guards around him who can still stand. Seeing that his cheap son was not having fun, he smiled, stopped Bai Wuqiu, who was about to kick the door in, and said, "Silly boy, we won't pay attention to entering here." Give Xi Yingzhen's father some face, and you will call Shi Chong out here. ”
Bai Wuqiu pulled his throat at the moment, crossed his waist and shouted and scolded in the Dasi Nong Mansion: "Is there a living person in it!" What about Shi Chong? When you peed last night, you were caught by the night pearl on the night pot, and you pretended to be dead at home and didn't dare to come out? When you pee every night, aren't you scared when you see the night pot? Put down the night pot and you come out! Lao Tzu came over to pass the word for the old man Xi Yingzhen, not here to be angry! Pull your head out of the night pot and don't put urine sludge in it......"
After Bai Wuqiu mentioned Xi Yingzhen, it didn't take long for the door of the mansion to open, and a man in his thirties wearing official clothes cautiously walked out of it surrounded by a bunch of guards. Looking at the fierce and vicious Bai Wuqiu in front of him, after hesitating for a moment, he said: "It is Shi Chong below, and a few envoys who said that they came to pass the word on behalf of Xi Yingzhen, do you know what evidence you have?" ”
"Is this a voucher with a bamboo stick?" As he spoke, the bamboo stick in his hand flicked at Shi Chong, and the bamboo stick flew slowly like a feather, and landed firmly in the hand of the richest man in the world. The bamboo stick was written on it by Shi Chong himself when he was separated from Xi Yingzhen last time. Because he was worried that Xi Yingzhen would be laughed at by using gold and jade things, he took down a bamboo stick without writing from the bamboo slip and wrote the address by himself.
After seeing the bamboo stick, Shi Chong no longer doubted it. In addition, Wu Mian and Gui Fei were both wearing monk's clothes, and it was even more certain that the two of them were the people sent by Xi Yingzhen to spread the word. At that moment, Shi Chong's face sank, and he pointed to the guards who were lying on the ground waiting for him to come out to support him and said, "These slaves who look down on people have offended the distinguished guests sent by the Grand Karcist, come, drag them to the back and give them forty big sticks." They were driven out of Luoyang City, and a day later they were sent to exile when they saw them in Kyoto. ”
After disposing of these guards, Shi Chong changed his face. With a smiling face, he said to the four people in front of him: "A few of them are the envoys sent by the Grand Karcist, and they are Shi Chong's distinguished guests. Please ask a few people to drink a glass of wine in the mansion for the sake of the great warcist, and let Shi Chong do his best to be a landlord......."