Chapter 0019 A roll of toilet paper
As soon as the sky was dark, Ma Liang woke up.
As soon as I woke up, I found that my mind was a little drowsy, my throat was dry, and my nose was blocked, and I knew that the damn cold was back.
He didn't want to move, thinking, why are space-time corrections and effects so frequent and obvious!?
The experience of the old time and space can't be used until now, thinking that the first time he got the magic pen and understood the function, he did a vigorous thing.
Set a must-win two-color ball number and buy another fifty times!
The next day, the note number really won, but then it was revealed that the lottery machine was malfunctioning, and there was a not very obvious flaw in the live broadcast screen, which was placed on the Internet and was discovered.
In a very short period of time, this video fermented on the Internet, and formed a strong storm of public opinion, and the relevant departments intervened strongly, and this investigation broke out a bigger scandal.
As the lucky winner who won a fifty-fold jackpot, Ma Liang naturally couldn't stay out of it, although the final investigation results showed that he had nothing to do with the scandal at all, but it was still known to women and children.
This is his opening, huge money and endless troubles.
Other than that, there was nothing like this.
Maybe that's the difference between simmering and frying?
This metaphor made Ma Liang feel very funny.
Panelists once said that traveling through time is like jumping from one waterhole to another.
Strictly speaking, Ma Liang is not going back to the past, but just merging with another self in parallel time and space.
So, from the beginning he was an "outsider", and the "anomalies and deviations" existed from the moment of fusion, whether or not the magic pen was used.
That's why the reaction of time and space has always existed, and a few accidents and the current cold and low-grade fever are all feedback?
Feedback is feedback, illness is sick, compared to the accidents and troubles that make people anxious, he is willing to be "sick" like now.
When the new system is rolled out, he will be able to hide in the sea of sand, and in the face of more and stronger shock sources, this weak feedback will be greatly distributed, and then it will naturally be cured without medicine.
But the medicine is still taken.
Ma Liang got up and was about to take the medicine, but in a blink of an eye, he found that the lower bunk opposite was a little strange.
It was the bed of the fat man Zhu Ming, the quilt covered his whole body, there was a strange arch in the middle, and it was still squirming up and down rhythmically.
This is?
What, what else don't you understand, Ma Liang is not a junior brother who doesn't understand anything!
Even with his city, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
Forget it, don't alarm him, everyone in the province will be embarrassed.
Ma Liang got up lightly, carefully took out the cold medicine, and just returned to the bed to lie down, he heard a slight "creak" sound behind him, and when he looked back, the bulge of the quilt had calmed down and did not move.
That's it?
At this moment, a roll of toilet paper was suddenly thrown down from Ma Liang's upper bunk and landed on the fat man Zhu Ming's bed, and Wang Fei, who was sleeping on it, said: "Buddy, be careful, nutrition can't keep up!" ”
"Poof!" Ma Liang couldn't help it.
"Hahaha......" The dormitory was full of hilarious sounds.
Everyone who dared to love woke up, holding back the bad, and was watching Zhu Ming's mime.
These people, really......
Laughing and rolling, laughing unscrupulously, every floor was alarmed, in this case, what should Zhu Ming do?
If it was Ma Liang, he would downplay this embarrassment and deal with it with a look of "rare and strange", "dare to love you haven't masturbated".
You need to know that only if you don't care, others can not care, and if you are not weak in momentum, you can really dilute the laughter and minimize the impact.
But Zhu Ming didn't.
He first hid in the quilt and didn't move, and then he had no choice but to emerge from it, with a flush on his face, pretending to be "confused" when he just woke up, and said, "What are you doing?" ”
It's okay now, it's like adding fuel to the fire, and the laughter is even louder, especially Wang Fei, who laughed and shouted that his stomach hurts, and he patted the bed board.
Ma Liang couldn't help but laugh, laughed twice, and then saw that Zhu Ming was really embarrassed, so he couldn't help laughing, poured water and prepared to take medicine.
Any justification, any cover-up is meaningless, Zhu Ming quickly understood this, and his face was wonderful.
However, jokes are jokes, and once they are excessive, they will hurt the friendship between each other.
In the midst of laughter, Zhu Ming threw the roll of toilet paper back in annoyance, covered the quilt, and changed clothes in the quilt.
That's the disadvantage of not having a separate bathroom.
Jerking off is in danger of being discovered.
The people in the dormitory don't know the convergence yet, Song Shibo said, Lao Zhu (pig) firepower is prosperous, I can smell it, Zhao Yang said, oops, it's disgusting, and then laughed again, but everyone didn't have any malice.
Ma Liang said: "It's almost done." ”
Only then did everyone realize that something was wrong with Zhu Ming, and their laughter began to weaken.
No more trouble, a trace of embarrassment and strangeness arose in the 404 dormitory.
All started to get up.
Zhu Ming didn't move.
Wang Fei came to his bedside with a hippie smile, and before he could speak, he was pushed backwards and stumbled.
Wang Fei's smile was a little reluctant, and he said curtly, old pig, you are still serious, you can't afford to joke so much?
Zhu Ming got up and put on his shoes angrily, picked up the tooth jar and basin and rushed out of the dormitory.
As soon as the door of the dormitory opened, the people in the other dormitories asked what was wrong, and they were so happy early in the morning.
When Ma Liang saw it, he hurriedly said to the others, don't spread this kind of thing, save some face for Lao Zhu.
However, the commotion just now was so loud that the news still leaked, and laughter and ridicule were staged in other dormitories.
Zhu Ming is usually more active, has a wide range of contacts, and many people know him, so he suddenly became the object of ridicule and ridicule.
The factor of disharmony in the 404 dormitory was planted at this time, and Wang Fei and Zhu Ming, the two friends who had just developed, quickly developed a rift.
Of course, these are all trivial things for Ma Liang.
As a spice in his life, to heal the wounds he had suffered in the past.
After breakfast, Ma Liang's personal assets shrank again, and if he continued like this, he would run out of food in three or four days.
Finding money is already imminent.
I can only find an opportunity to use the magic pen, but the impact must be strictly controlled within the range of "deviation and anomaly".
It's a big deal that the condition will get worse a little more, Ma Liang thought broken.
Of course, the most fundamental solution is to roll out the new system as soon as possible.
Once on the path to transcendent holiness, is money still an issue?
Spirituality!
The first session of the morning was a professional class - assembly language, in the classroom, the teacher was spitting everywhere, but Ma Liang was writing in his seat.
[Intercept a quarter of the source of the benefits of space-time shocks, and then dilute it, perhaps a proportion of one-ten-thousandth, to obtain the so-called spirituality.
All things have animism, but they have not yet been discovered and awakened.
Once spirituality is awakened, it has the supernatural attribute of changing reality, which is determined by the nature of the "source", and the difference is only in the strength and weakness.
Science and spirituality, and even the new system that spirituality underpins – mysterious, incompatible, unable to observe spirituality by scientific methods, nor to capture any of its mechanisms and principles.
On the other hand, spirituality, because of its own "source" nature, can influence, interfere with and change the occurrence of real things and phenomena, as well as their processes and results. 】
This is the root of all supernatural forces and phenomena. 】