Chapter 30 is the smell of death

"Stop giggling, let's go, go back."

I studied around the soul body that was still condensed, and collected the data of this incomplete ghost.

Looking back, seeing that Ji Xue was still smirking, Su Chu greeted him.

"Whoever smirks, I'm not stupid." The little female ghost rolled her eyes arrogantly and followed Su Chu to prepare to go home.

"Aren't you stupid, aren't you stupid, you're going to stand alone for no reason, hehe, hey, hey, hey?"

"It's not stupid! Not stupid!

I'm so smart, when I was in kindergarten, the teacher made a brain teaser, and I was a kid who answered! ”

Su Chu looked at her in surprise, "Yo, are you so powerful?" Then I'll test you with a few questions that kindergarten children can answer? ”

Ji Xue turned her head sideways and glared at him, "Take the test, who is afraid of whom." ”

"Well, listen up, first question, why do rats fly?"

Ji Xue thought about it and understood the essence of this question.

Scold! Why do mice fly, mice can't fly at all, and if you ignore this point and answer the question, you will really be fooled.

Fortunately, I am as witty as I am, and I have already seen through everything!

Grinning lightly, her teeth flashing with wisdom, Ji Xue shook her head and said affirmatively, "Mice can't fly!" ”

"Wrong," Su Chu shook his head, "I told you that the question is why rats fly, why do they fly, and you also gave me an answer that rats can't fly, do you say you're stupid?" ”

Ji Xue protested, "That rat can't fly in the first place." ”

Su Chu: "Who said that?" ”

Ji Xue: "I said it. ”

Su Chu: "If I say I can fly, I will fly." ”

Ji Xue: "Then tell me why mice fly." ”

Su Chu: "Eat the elixir." ”

Ji Xue: "....."

The raised foot forgot to continue walking, and looked at Su Chu in a daze, looking at it for a long time, and couldn't help but be annoyed.

Yes! I think I'm really stupid!

From a scientific point of view, the rat thing is definitely not flying.

But as a ghost who was evaluated as barely a ghost, he was an old goblin who had lived for tens of thousands of years.

With these two living examples in front of you, you still think about the dialectic of life science?

No! Wrong!

I'm not stupid! It's not stupid, I'm just not able to adapt to the newly reshaped worldview for a while.

Right! That's it!

"Then you ask another question, and I will definitely get it right this time."

"Mouthful!"

Su Chu pursed his lips, "Listen up, the second question, why do snakes fly." ”

Is this the same question again? What an underestimate of your own IQ!

The wise Ji Xue's eyes flashed with a light that she had seen through everything, and gave the answer in the next second when Su Chu asked, "Eat the elixir!" ”

"Wrong," Su Chu once again ruthlessly hit Ji Xue's confidence, "Eat a mouse!" ”

Ji Xue: "......"

Unconvinced, he puffed out his mouth, "Come again!" I'm sure I'll get it right this time! ”

"Oh," Su Chu replied without being salty and continued to ask the question.

"Question three, why would the eagle..."

Before she finished asking, Ji Xue had already learned to answer, "Eat elixir, eat mice, and eat snakes!" ”

After answering, I saw Su Chu use a kind of to see the truth. The fool's flowing gaze looked at him.

"What's wrong? Is there any answer missing? ”

Su Chu: "......"

kindly rubbed Ji Xue's little head, "Girl, I don't blame you, maybe you didn't change your brain when you became a ghost, and then develop and develop, maybe you won't be stupid when your brain develops." ”

Ji Xue: "......"

looked at Su Chu blankly, although he felt like he was being laughed at again, but he hadn't reacted to why.

Seeing her confused look, Su Chu was happy, "Then why do you fly?" Eat elixir, snakes, rats, and eagles? ”

"I'm a ghost, I can fly!"

Su Chu nodded, "That eagle could have flown too." ”

Ji Xue was stunned for a moment, her mouth pursed, and she almost cried out of her grievances.

"You deliberately misled me."

Su Chu gave her a pair of white eyes, "How did I know you were so stupid." ”

“......”

After drilling the window and returning home, Su Chu's spirit body clone returned to his body.

Open your eyes and get up from the couch.

Stretched his hands and feet, moved his neck and felt it.

It didn't last long and didn't have any effect on the body.

glanced at the little female ghost who was still sitting on the sofa sulking and worried about her IQ.

Su Chu thought about it and didn't comfort him.

After all, admitting that you're a fool requires giving the ghost a little time to accept it.

I believe that after a long time, she will slowly be able to figure out and accept the fact that she is a fool.

"Eternal life."

Go to the window and look out.

The third floor wasn't tall enough for him to see the street and the corpses, but it was enough for him to see the resentment wafting over the street.

What a resentment this must be, to give birth to such a big resentment.

I'm really curious what happened to this guy when he died.

Even if you are hacked to death, generally speaking, you will not be so resentful.

I looked at it for a moment, thought about it, and withdrew my gaze.

"Eternal life."

"Master, what do you command?"

"Keep an eye on that street, and let me know if there is a situation where people in the neighborhood and passers-by are affected, and I'll take care of it."

"Okay master, do you have any other orders?"

"No, let's get busy."

"Good master."

......

Time flickered, and another two days passed.

Early in the morning of the third day, as soon as the sky was bright, Su Chu stepped on the morning glow and went out of the door, and went all the way to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

When I came back with a bag of vegetables, I took a long detour and passed by that ghost street.

I looked at the ghost's progress bar, calculated it, and found that it would take at least three days for the ghost to finish reading.

After collecting some more data, analyzing and concluding that this powerful ghost is not harmful for the time being, Su Chu walked towards the community with confidence.

The back on this side just disappeared around the corner, and on the other side, on another street adjacent to the ghost street, a foreign monk wearing a robe and shaved head with six ring scars on the road barefoot in the early morning stopped at the entrance of the alley.

The foreign monk has fair skin, large pores, and green pupils in the eyeballs embedded in the deep eye sockets.

The figure is a few points taller than the average Chinese, the facial features are very three-dimensional, and the overall look has a feeling of being handsome, which is the type of tough guy that many little girls like.

Stopping barefoot at the mouth of the alley, the foreign monk looked at the alley, with some doubt in his eyes.

He poked his head in, sniffed a few times.

After a moment, he took a deep breath with an intoxicated expression.

"Ahh It's the smell of death! What a wonderful, intoxicating breath! ”

The body of the foreign monk couldn't help but tremble slightly, which was a manifestation of excitement to the extreme.

Whenever he smelled the smell of danger, his body couldn't help but get excited.

The greater the crisis, the greater the excitement.

He likes the feeling of facing a crisis and facing death.

That feeling made him can't help but be intoxicated and sunk!

"Amitabha! The Buddha said: I am not as good as hell and who is like hell! ”

After announcing the Buddha's horn, the foreign monk strode into the alley with a devout face and a devout face that made him smell the fatal death crisis.

Su Chu, who saw this scene through the surveillance: "......"

mdzz!

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