Now Li Huihui will not be stupid enough to believe in this photo again, and with disdain, he clicked to buy.

A burst of golden light flashed, a palm-sized wood carving fell at Li Huihui's feet, the statue carved lifelikely, dressed in brocade clothes, with a jade belt around his waist, holding a gold ingot in his left hand, and holding a scroll with 'Fortune and Treasure' written in his right hand, his appearance was heavy, and at first glance it was the appearance of that kind of wealth and infinity.

Li Huihui hurriedly picked up the wood carving, put it in the arms of the broken god statue with ease, and then turned out three sticks of incense, and chanted in his mouth while saluting the incense.

"The god of the moon gave me a red thread, so what will this god of wealth give me? Could it be a gold ingot?

Surrounded by incense, the face of the statue of the little god of wealth seemed to become more and more cute, and then, a golden bowl and a golden pen suddenly appeared in front of Li Huihui.

Li Huihui blinked, his mind full of question marks.

"What the hell? Does the God of Wealth make a living from bowls and pens? Why don't you just change pens for crutches? so that I can go out and beg!"

complained and complained, Li Huihui, who was still happy in his heart, immediately opened the booklet to find the wonderful use of the statue of the God of Wealth.

The expertise of theological research told him that this golden bowl and this golden pen were not simple. Maybe this bowl is the royal rice bowl of the God of Wealth, and taking it out to beg will bless yourself with the BUFF of 'full bowl'!

When he successfully flipped to the God of Wealth instruction manual according to the catalog, he was shocked by the opening sentence for the first time, as if there was a domineering aura pasted on his bear face.

The saying is: Anything that money can settle is not a problem!

Li Huihui knelt down and continued to look at the content below.

Since the contents of the booklet are too complicated, boring and obscure, I will briefly describe them for you.

(Well, it's actually the obscure and B-style I wanted to describe, and it failed...... ）

Bowl: Stores merit, and the merit obtained can be sold in the Heaven and Earth Shop.

Pen: You can sweep the merit from a person who has great merit (this person must be willing), and you can combine it with the book of the god of wealth to consume the merit in the bowl and change the fortune of that person!

Seeing this, Li Huihui closed the booklet, and his eyebrows danced.

What a bull X is to change his fortunes? A perverted thought began to pop up in his mind.

As long as I change my fortune to buy a lottery ticket and win 100 million, isn't it simply a 'small goal'?

Li Huihui, who said he would do it, immediately opened the fortune book, but was slapped in the face, and his name was not in the fortune book at all.

Li Huihui, who planned to have a miscarriage, couldn't make a plan, so he had another plan.

If you can't make a fortune yourself, you can't let Ye Qingqing get hairy?

So, he grabbed the golden bowl and the golden pen and knocked on Ye Qingqing's door, his heart was full of pride and surging tide.

Isn't it just money? Let's see how my 38 host turns his hands into clouds and covers his hands into rain, and with one thought, he can erase the gap between the rich and the poor in society!

Ye Qingqing opened the door with a cold face, "What are you doing?"

Li Huihui was careful, with an extremely obscene smile on his face, and approached Ye Qingqing with the bowl and pen in his hand.

"Qingqing~ Good, don't move, let me sweep you well~"

"Ahh

Li Huihui was directly slapped in place, and the hot pain on his face told him a painful truth.

None of the hooligans ended well.

"What are you doing? Do you want to express that beating is kissing, and scolding is love!"

"Phew, you know what you want to do!"

"What do I want to do? I want you to get rich!"

Ye Qingqing naturally didn't believe it, if anyone suddenly told you that he wanted you to make a fortune, I'm afraid your first reaction was: I'm afraid this person can't be a pyramid scheme, right?

......

When Li Huihui was so bad at talking, and even made several poisonous oaths in the name of Qiu, he persuaded Ye Qingqing and reluctantly let him sweep it twice.

Holding a bowl and a pen rushing closer, Li Huihui just wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to carefully measure Xiao Qingqing's development by the way, and suddenly felt a chill behind him. After a glance, he found that Qingqing had already pulled out half of the kitchen knife on his waist.

So, he hurriedly put away his obscene thoughts, coughed lightly twice as if nothing had happened, and showed a serious look on his face, just lightly plucked Qingqing's head twice with a pen.

This method was learned by Li Huihui from the universal booklet, and he named the operation 'Xi Brush Brush'.

No, nothing happened, there was no golden light on the nib, and there was nothing in the bowl.

Li Huihui was stunned for a moment, and then pulled the pen twice again, chattering at the same time.

"No, do you want to recite two more spells?"

Ye Qingqing sneered all over his face, and stood in place to let Li Huihui wave the brush on his head like graffiti. It wasn't until she heard Li Huihui say in his mouth, 'Maybe the place to sweep is wrong, you have to sweep your chest', she finally couldn't help it.

Hurriedly slapped away Li Huihui's right hand, which was about to move, and said with great disdain.

"Why? No, if you say that you can sweep up the merits, you can make me a rich generation right away?"

Li Huihui was embarrassed and muttered.

"Qingqing, maybe the posture is wrong just now, why don't we do it again?"

"Get out!!"

Ye Qingqing didn't think about it, so he rejected Li Huihui's shameless, obscene, and obscene proposal.

"I've seen that you're pretending to be a ghost, but I'm just embarrassed to demolish you. Why, now it's not dismantling and tearing itself down, and it's becoming self-conscious, right?"

Men pay the most attention to self-esteem, especially in front of the beloved woman, once the self-esteem is inflated, and even want to go to the sky with the sun for a long time.

Li Huihui is an out-and-out man, so when he heard this, he was hit beyond measure, and scolded the God of Wealth statue who dropped the chain at the critical moment.

"What sweep merit and change fortune! Sure enough, there are unreliable old men and unreliable idols!"

When he scolded this, a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind.

"Merit...... Is it ......?"

He grabbed Ye Qingqing's hand, and involuntarily dragged her to the statue of the moon god in the main hall, pointing to the couplet above the statue of the moon god and said to Ye Qingqing.

"You...... Do you see anything?"

Ye Qingqing was confused by Li Huihui's abrupt behavior, and looked at Li Huihui's hand, except for the dilapidated shrine, there was nothing else.

So, she teased. "See what, how do you hit the pillar with your head in shame?"

She thought that her ridicule would make Li Huihui ashamed, who would have thought that after Li Huihui heard this, he suddenly seemed to have lost his soul, and muttered to himself.

"Can't you see it? Isn't she a destined person with merit? Yes, no wonder I couldn't sweep the merit points no matter how much I swept it just now. ”

His abnormal reaction startled Ye Qingqing, thinking that he had driven Li Huihui crazy, and hurriedly asked with concern.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me! Don't you just say a few words, as for that? It's a big deal that I'll be merciful in the future. ”

Li Huihui turned his head and looked at Ye Qingqing's eyes for a long time, until Ye Qingqing had goosebumps all over his body, and then his face showed a look that was more ugly than crying.

"Qingqing, we're finished, we can only drink the northwest wind in the future~"

"Neurotic!!"

Ye Qingqing broke away from Li Huihui's salty pig hand, turned around and returned to his room, and slammed the door shut.

Li Huihui didn't understand why he provoked Ye Qingqing again, but in his opinion, these problems were not the point, the point was that he was really running out of food!

After thinking about a way for a long time with a sad face, he suddenly clapped his hands violently.

"Yes, they all said that it was difficult to find the police, especially when the policeman was still his brother! If he didn't look for Wang Jun at this time, when would he stay? Do you want to wait for him to starve to death, and he will come to collect the body?"

He immediately took out his mobile phone, found the number with the note 'Long-term Meal Ticket, Brother ATM' on the contact list, and dialed it.

It took a long time for the phone to be connected.

"Hui Hui~"

For some reason, Li Huihui always felt that Wang Jun's voice was mixed with guilt and weakness.

"Wang Jun, you ......"

Before he finished his words, he heard Wang Jun's tangled voice on the other end of the phone.

"Brother, don't blame brother. What you told me last time, I went back and thought about it carefully, and I always felt that it was not right. I, a people's policeman, how can I help you find someone to pretend to be a kidnapper? I didn't call in time to inform you that my brother was wrong, but my brother just couldn't get over that hurdle. ”

“......”

"Do you see the bird in the sky?"

Wang Jun looked confused. "What bird?"

"That bird that has flown away after on your head! The daylilies are cold, and you're telling me this now?!"

"Uh...... Huihui is my brother's fault. ”

Li Huihui immediately went online. "Since you admit that it's your fault, think about how to compensate me!"

"Huh?"

"Ahh

Wang Jun's voice was a little distressed. "Huihui, in fact, if you are short of money and want my salary card, you can say it directly, just because of our relationship, there is really no need to go around so many twists and turns, it's not just a matter of one sentence!"

When Li Huihui heard this, his eyes lit up. "And when are you going to send your pay card?"

"Ah, Huihui, I have something to do here temporarily, let's talk about it again when we have time......"

After speaking, the other end had already hung up the phone busily, leaving Li Huihui, who had a sigh on his face, burst into tears and sang.

"The northwest wind blows and blows, my pride is indulgent, and it can't overturn my friendship boat...... You see I'm smiling bravely......"