November 29, 2017: Cultivating Immortals (1)

Early in the morning, the ghost boy announced that he had been subjected to cold clothing.

Ghost Boy: Accept my cold clothes......

[Secondary 2 teenagers are happy] Long Yin @ [Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: ?

[Fujun] Ghost Boy: So, the clothes are decided, the official uniform. Official uniform [covering face]

[Secondary 2 teenagers are happy] Long Yin @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy: Congratulations on your promotion.

[Xiaobai] Silly orange @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy: When will you give you an official uniform?

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Son: The winter clothes are official uniforms?

【Yang Cha】Tea: Yes.

[Debut Immortal] is endless: ghost clothes.

[Xiaobai] Tingtao asked Xue: What kind of winter clothes?

【Yangcha】Qingcha@【Fujun】Ghost Child: The Six Demons of Omiya?

[Fujun] Ghost Boy @ [Yangcha] Qingcha: Hmm

【Yang Difference】Clear Tea: Rub!! It's the six demons of Omiya!

[Fujun] Ghost Boy @ [Yangcha] Qingcha: Yes

【Fu Jun】Ghost Boy: Qing Cha, the Six Prisons Giant Spirit Curse Me.

[Xiaobai] Silly orange @ [Fujun] Ghost Child: Jizo Bodhisattva's spell, right?

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy: What kind of winter clothes are you talking about? How do you see that?

[Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: My teacher informed me [covering my face]

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Son: My temper! What do you do when you jump out one sentence at a time? Vintage or modern?

[Fujun] Ghost Son: Ancient style, after all, it is an official uniform.

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Son: Is there a modern model?

Ghost Boy: Not at the moment.

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy, this is too out of step with the times.

Ghost Boy: There is no need for that kind of thing to keep pace with the times, it has been the same for thousands of years.

Me: Nothing new. It's been like this for thousands of years, and it's not aesthetically tired?

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy: So you wear this official uniform when you are out of your body?

Ghost Boy: That's right.

Me: Just like Heiki Ichigo, he changes into clothes as soon as he goes out of his body?

[Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: Is it windy?

[Yang Difference] Tea @ [Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me: Yo! The leader of the group looks at the god of death and knows Ichigo Kurosaki.

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me @ [Yangcha] Qingcha: Of course I know Ichigo, I'm a Grim Reaper fan.

[Ferryman] An Yiche @ [Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: Why do you have official clothes, but I can only wear modern pajamas to go underneath, Pleasant Goat, I wear pajamas when I sleep.

[Yangcha] Qingcha @ [Ferryman] An Yiche: I am also QWQ, I wear civilian clothes.

Ghost Boy: Because I'm a ghost judge. I'm authorized, didn't you report it~

【Yang Cha】Qingcha@【Fujun】Ghost Son: The class struggle of all evils.

[Ferryman] An Yiche@[Fujun] Ghost Boy: Yes, I'm a road idiot, I'm too lazy to go too far, I'm so tired.

Qingcha: I can't report until I die, the troubles of the supernumerary staff.

Ghost Boy: That's not over.

[Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: What's more, I will be ordained when I go back in two days, and I have to change my body.

[Ferryman] An Yiche @ [Yang Cha] Qingcha: Actually, you are already very good, and there are the following promises.

[Yangcha] Qingcha @ [Fujun] Ghost Son: The second generation of the evil official.

[Mansion Jun] Ghost Son: The second generation of officials [vomiting blood]

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fujun] Ghost Boy: Come, tell me what the clothes look like, don't you pull the wind? If you can't say it, can you find a similar one on the Internet?

【Ferryman】An Yiche: Is there really the kind of person in the world who lives younger and younger?

[Debut Immortal] is endless: no, there are thousands of years of immortality, immortality.

【Ferryman】An Yiche: Isn't there a rejuvenation? Is it the kind of old man who can grow black hair and teeth when he gets old?

[Debut Immortal] Endless Dust: There are also. Too little.

【Dan Dao】Xiao Jiu: Yes.

[Xiaobai] Listening to Tao and asking Xue @ [Ferryman] An Yiche: Not necessarily, but there are many people who are crazy for this. I seem to have seen the report.

【Ferryman】An Yiche: Is it an atavistic phenomenon?

[Xiaobai] listened to Tao and asked Xue: It shouldn't be.

[Debut Immortal] Endless Dust: When practicing some specific spells, there will be a phenomenon of anti-aging and rejuvenation.

[Ferryman] An Yiche: What is that?

[Xiaobai] listened to the Tao and asked the snow: I feel like a dead tree in spring.

[Debut Immortal] is endless: anti-old and young.

【Dan Dao】Xiao Jiu: After the foundation is built.

[Debut Immortal] Endless Dust: Some Taoist cultivation methods can be completely achieved. But I can only slow down the aging at the moment.

[Xiaobai] Listening to Tao and asking Xue: Now in the end of the Dharma period, can you still build a foundation?

[Dan Dao] Xiao Jiu @ [Xiao Bai] Listening to Tao and asking Xue: Who told you that you can't build a foundation during the end of the Dharma period?

[Xiaobai] Listening to Tao and asking Xue @ [Ferryman] An Yiche: I saw such an old lady in the hospital, and she was still young when she was buried.

[Ferryman] An Yiche: My grandfather doesn't seem to have repaired anything, it is said that when he was in his nineties, it was like that.

Ghost Boy: My metabolism is slower than normal, in other words, I am smaller than my peers.

[Debut Immortal] is endless: Me too.

[Ferryman] An Yiche @ [Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: Is it a baby face?

Bat Dance: Is it stunted?

[Debut Immortal] is endless: I don't believe you look at my avatar. How old I am, guess.

Bat Dance: Forty?

[Ferryman] An Yiche @ [Debut Immortal] Endless Fate: I suddenly feel that my dad is younger than you, and my dad is almost five years old, but he is always ridiculed by relatives, saying that he looks like a college student.

【Dan Dao】Xiao Jiu: 40?

[Debut Immortal] is endless: It seems that I am really old, I will cry~~

【Yang Difference】Clear Tea: Yo, the second generation of the evil official [Slipper Crit]

[Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: I'm here again, the second generation of evil officials.

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] I @ [Fu Jun] Ghost Boy: The way the disciples who go out of the horse to see the spirit is called visualization?

Ghost Boy: Is it called fantasy?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: When you practice the Dharma, you have visualization.

[Miscellaneous Xiaobai] Me @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Is it the same situation as when the immortal family appeared?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: It's different. is different from the so-called "immortals", that is a serious practice, not a set of great immortals.

Looking at Norbu's words, I don't know why, a wave of anger rose from my heart, and I couldn't help but ask: What is serious practice? What is abnormal practice? What does it matter which way to achieve the goal? At a young age, don't be so stupid.

That's definitely not what I'm going to say! I have had such feelings before, when Mr. Lan admonished my father through my mouth. It's just that at that time, Mr. Lan only said one word and retreated, and at this time, the one who borrowed my body to scold people didn't plan to leave. I also know that he is Wei Yuchi, the little cute baby who was originally a deformed dog.

Me: I'll go! I probably didn't say the above words.

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: The Great Immortal has no self-cultivation, and it is not recognized by any orthodoxy or teaching. Although it is powerful, it is all the ability of the immortal family, and there will be nothing left without the immortal family.

Bat Dance: Inexplicable feeling

Wei Yuchi @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Positive flow teaching? Who stipulates that those teachings are orthodox? You think you think so, right?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Hmm. It's not that I think I am, what are those immortals capable of? It is impossible for a true righteous god to possess the body to see things, how many of those so-called immortals can hold up with a mouthful of magic water and incense?

Wei Yuchi: Zhengshen? Have you seen it?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: There are Taoist temples.

【Yang Difference】Clear Tea: The Tao is in the hearts of the people, and the law is in the people.

Wei Yuchi @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Fucking Lao Tzu is still upright, you spray me with water to try?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Those "immortals" affect people's minds。。。。。 It seems that there is a "fairy family".

Wei Yuchi thought: The fairy family is a fart. But I don't know why, he just thought about it, and didn't mean to say it.

[Fujun] Ghost Boy: Dancing God, I can't look at it, I can fight a group.

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: A group of little spirits dare to claim to be righteous gods? Not afraid of getting into trouble?

【Yang Difference】Tea: Damn。。。。。 "God is coming" [emote] [emoji]

Bat Dance: All of a sudden, it seems to be a different person.

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Alas... Just practice with peace of mind.

Wei Yuchi @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: The little fart child doesn't know the height of the sky, and if you know something, you dare to make a big fuss, you call the Dharma Protector to try?

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: What's your name? You first register your number and tell me, which village, hill and circle are you from?

I clearly know Wei Yuchi's thoughts: You also deserve to ask about Lao Tzu's name? Return to the village hill? Think Lao Tzu is what you think is an immortal? Uninformed boy.

(Can you imagine a little cute baby who looks only five or six years old, with big eyes and a small round face, old-fashioned and full of swearing?) I'm really speechless. )

[Yang Cha] Qingcha @ Wei Yuchi: This master, please dissipate your anger, the coercion is a bit big。。。。。。

[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang: Yo he, it's up.

Ghost Boy: It's up.

[Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: This is a cub, and he can't bear it. If you are really capable, you don't dare to say that.

Wei Yuchi thought: This kid is angry when he speaks, but his skills are too poor, and he will be laughed at if he does it......

Wei Yuchi @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Lao Tzu is a god. When Lao Tzu was killed on the battlefield, your sect leader didn't know where to go. (Wei Yuchi's sect leader refers to the Buddha master)

Ghost Boy: You come to me, I'll kill you.

[Shaanxi Sichuan Yu Daoist] Jian Wushuang @ Wei Yuchi: Come on, come on. I'll take you a few tricks, and you have the ability to mess with me. Broken my three artifacts are considered powerful to you.

I can feel that Wei Yuchi is very excited about the provocation of the ghost boy, and Wei Yuchi is disdainful of the provocation of Jian Wushuang.

【Tibetan Buddhism】Norbu: Doll, I said to let you report to your home, what is your name? Which's cub, the elders don't care.

Wei Yuchi @ [Tibetan Buddhism] Norbu: Your so-called evil and crooked way went to the battlefield with Lao Tzu, you little fart child knows a fart, dare to underestimate them? Your leader wasn't born when they fought the war. The little kid doesn't know you like you, and you're not done yet.

Ghost Boy: When Lao Tzu suppressed the hundred ghosts, where the were you?

Wei Yuchi thought: Hundred ghosts? A fart will fall apart, and you ghost king in the skin of a beauty will take this to scare Lao Tzu? But Wei Yuchi didn't say this, as if some force had stopped it.

It's not that I stopped it. These days, they influence me all the time, and I suppress them all the time, and at this time, since they want to say, let them say enough, so that the more they suppress, the greater the backlash, and finally I can't control it. And I also wanted to know what he was going to say, so he just waited and watched, and didn't stop Wei Yuchi. However, someone (or elf) stopped Wei Yuchi from saying that the ghost boy was a demon king in the skin of a beauty. I didn't see the one who stopped Wei Yuchi, but I instinctively knew that she was a white fox fairy.