Half an hour later, the four-eyed Taoist took me to a remote mountain, where only two families lived.

"Ahh Finally home, tired to death! ”

The four-eyed Taoist stretched out, and after placing the Yin Man, he led me into a bamboo house.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a bamboo bed inside. At that moment, it was as if I saw heaven.

I rolled straight onto the bamboo bed and fell asleep.

Damn, the job of chasing corpses is really not done by people. It's so~ Mom tired, I learned from toads and jumped for more than ten miles.

Moreover, along the way, the yin man also put his hands on my shoulders, and it felt like a person was jumping on my back.

This night, I slept until the next morning. Of course, I didn't wake up voluntarily, but I was kicked awake by the four-eyed Taoist.

"Boy, go get breakfast! Remember, make a portion for four people, and wait for a guest to come! ”

"Alas... I really shouldn't send 'Jia Le' out of the house, there is no one at home to cook. "The four-eyed Taoist is long, wearing double clogs, and he goes to wash, and he keeps sighing in his mouth.

As for me, I naturally went into the kitchen.

I remember that I asked Ren Xue what my specialty was, Ren Xue shrugged her shoulders and said with disdain: "Your specialty is that you don't have a specialty!" ”

At that time, I was furious, and I wanted to refute him, but I had to find a specialty. So, I searched my intestines, racked my brains, and even went to ask Du Niang, but I was shocked to find that I really didn't have any special skills!

Actually, it was me who kept a low profile, and I deliberately covered it up. I have a hidden specialty that I have never said or revealed in front of anyone.

That's cooking!!

To use Stephen Chow's sentence in kung fu, learning is just my job, in fact, my real identity is a cook.

It only took me half an hour to make a hearty breakfast.

The four-eyed Taoist leader widened his eyes and exclaimed, "Boy, I didn't expect you to have such a hand." Wow... It smells so good! ”

"Bang Bang~~"

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

The four-eyed Taoist chief's face suddenly turned to the side, and he pretended to be serious: "Boy, go open the door!" ”

When I opened the door, I saw a monk with kind eyebrows, and of course, this monk, I only glanced at him a little, and then I didn't look at him again.

Instead, he focused his gaze on the man next to him.

It was a cardamom girl, her dress was simple and plain, but it still couldn't hide her beauty.

If, describe her with a delicacy. Well, the first thing that comes to my mind is 'Dog Ignores Buns'.

Look, very ordinary. Smells, it's natural. Take a bite and you can't stop.

Her delicacy may be temporarily hidden by her appearance, but in her gestures, smiling and looking forward to it, it is faintly revealed.

"Hmph, look at what, look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs!"

The girl glared at me angrily, and I smiled awkwardly, thinking to myself, it seems that she is not an ordinary bun, but a steamed bun coated with chili peppers, and it is really very difficult to eat her in one bite.

It seems that to eat this bun, you have to take your time, first lick off the chili pepper on her body, and then bite the skin of the bun, and finally, you can eat the delicious bun filling.

"Ahem~~ Young man, let me introduce you, this is my apprentice, Jingjing." Master Ikkyu smiled in a low voice, and then, at the moment of entering the door, he put it in my ear and whispered, "How is it, this apprentice of mine, beautiful." If you have the ability to eat her rudely, hehe, then I will give you a thumbs up and admire you! ”

"Haha... Old monk, you're not dead yet! I thought that when I came back this time, I would only see your ashes! ”

Michicho Shimu moved a chair and sat directly at the table, while Master Ikkyu also fished out a chair and sat next to him.

"Boy, what are you still standing there for, serving food, cooking!"

"Jingjing, you go and help that young man."

In this way, Jingjing and I entered the kitchen, and as for the four-eyed Michicho and Master Ikkyu, they were already fighting their ways.

"Uh..."

I was holding the food, and through the window, I saw the four-eyed Taoist and the master of Ikyu, the two of them on top of a table, you come and go.

"What are they doing?" Jingjing's eyes widened and she asked me.

At this time, I looked at Jingjing, and today she was wearing with the breath of a country girl, and her upper body was a sunset red girl's shirt. The lower body is a loose elastic pants.

Such a set of clothes, if worn on someone else, then it looks a little old-fashioned. However, if you wear it on Jingjing, then your eyes will only focus on two places.

One is the softest part of her body, where the girl's shirt is set off with a bud.

One, is the most warped place for her, there, wrapped under loose leggings, makes people look at it, and want to put big hands...

"Well, it looks like it's time for a different table."

"Bang..."

Sure enough, as soon as my words fell, the bamboo table was broken by the two of them, and I hurriedly moved another table.

"Ahem..."

Master Yixiu coughed, and the two of them stopped fighting at this time.

Breakfast was placed on the bamboo table, and the four-eyed Taoist and the master Ikkyu sat opposite each other, with a 'murderous aura' in their eyes.

At this time, Jingjing had already brought a chair and sat next to the two of them, I brought a bowl, made a bowl of porridge, sandwiched some vegetables, and hurriedly left the table.

Before leaving, I also said to Jingjing: "Jingjing, let's stay out of the way and eat." ”

Jingjing glanced at me and said, "Why should you avoid eating something, it's rude." ”

"Uh... Then you, take care of yourself. ”

I picked up the bowl and ran straight to the door.

At this time, Master Ikkyu stretched out his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of tofu.

The four-eyed Dao had a murderous aura, and in an instant, he took out the chopsticks and held down the tofu.

The two fought, and the chopsticks with four eyes were directly caught in the gap of the bamboo table. Master Yixiu, showing a victor's smile, looked angry with four eyes, directly cheated, and picked up another pair of chopsticks with the other hand and patted it.

"Smack!"

The tofu slapped directly on Jingjing's face.

"Haha... Old monk, eat tofu. ”

"Four-eyed old man, you also eat, eat tofu, eat peanuts, eat eggs..."

"Smack!"

Another piece of tofu slapped on Jingjing's face.

"Pap~Pap~Pap~~"

Then, seven or eight pieces of tofu flew out together, some slapped on Jingjing's face, and some slapped on top of her clothes. One of them was still stuck to the softest part of her body.

Jingjing got up from her chair with a bitter face, and then walked up to me angrily.

I looked at her big flower face and wanted to laugh in my heart.

However, seeing her so angry, I couldn't laugh at it.

But her face was crying and her face was stained with tofu, which was really funny. I finally couldn't help but laugh.

"Pap~Pap~Pap~~"

I stretched out my chopsticks, put all the tofu stuck to her face, and the tofu on her body, into my bowl, and said while eating with a smile: "Hehe, Jingjing, I asked you to hide a long time ago, but you didn't listen." ”

"You..."

Jingjing was furious, but suddenly she seemed to think of something, but her face turned pale, red as the sun.

"That tofu, how can you eat it, so dirty!"

I ate it with relish and said, "It's not dirty, it's so fragrant!" Especially this one. ”

I picked up the piece of tofu that I had just picked up from the softest part of her body and put it in my mouth.

Before eating, I also looked at Jingjing and licked it back and forth twice with my tongue ~ head.

"You... Rogue ~ Hooligans!! ”

Jingjing's face turned even redder with shame, and I had no doubt that if I were to pinch it, I would almost be able to pinch out the water.

"Smack!" With a thud, she stomped on me and fled...

However, when she left, the voice of the four-eyed Taoist and her master, Master Yixiu, kept coming from her mouth.

"Eat tofu, you eat, eat..."

"You also eat it, fragrant, fatty ~ juicy tofu..."

……

Tick!

That night, my ring suddenly lit up.

Then, in front of my eyes, there was an extra shadow.

"Pu Jia!"

I whispered, and her voice rang out.

"In this movie world, you have to complete two tasks."

"1, Kill the final boss of the movie world."

"2. Conquer the elite in body and mind."

"If it's done, you can go back to the world you used to be. If you can't, you'll be stuck here forever! ”

After saying this, Pu Jia's voice became faint, and after a while, it disappeared.

From beginning to end, I was still the same as last time, I only saw her back, not her face.

"In this film world, I only have half a year. In this half a year, I will work hard to learn the Tao, assist the four-eyed Taoist, and Master Ikkyu, and kill the ultimate boss in the movie world. ”

"In addition, in the past six months, I have to catch up with Jingjing, so that he not only belongs to my body, but also to my heart!"

"I'm pressed for time, I have to act as soon as possible..."