Chapter 17: The Return!
"Oh my God!"
When the voice rang out, my head buzzed.
In this movie world of Uncle Zombie, I need to complete two missions.
1. Kill the final boss of the movie world.
2. Conquer the elite.
Before, I always had a preconceived idea that the ultimate boss in the movie world was the zombie uncle.
So, after I killed him, I always thought that I only needed to conquer Jingjing again, and then my mission was complete.
So, in the two months since I killed the black-skinned zombies, I've been thinking about Jingjing. As everyone knows, I have already completed the second task that night, in that big bucket.
It turns out that Jingjing's heart has long belonged to me.
But I, stupidly, still think that she has someone else in her heart.
Thinking of the past two months, my abuse of Jingjing made me feel a deep sense of guilt.
"Smack!" I even slapped myself in the face and scolded: "Yan Huohuo, you are not human!" It's not a person!! ”
In the following days, I began to make up for Jingjing and spoil her with the most gentle gesture.
And, spend your heart and give her a lot of money.
On that day, I made a simple tent and took her to sleep in the wilderness, on the top of the mountain, on the rocks, waiting for the sunrise...
On that day, I climbed three mountains, collected 99 kinds of flowers, arranged them in the shape of a heart, and placed them in front of Jingjing...
That day, I took her to a waterhole and we went into the water to catch fish, and I carefully grilled a meal for her, which she said was the second best thing she had ever tasted. I was curious and asked her, what is the best thing you've ever eaten. She blushed, bit her ear beside me and said, "Sheep whip soup!"
One day, I saw the mystery of Jingjing and entered a hut.
I hurriedly followed, and then, in the hut, she was talking to another person.
"Sister, don't... It hurts! ”
"Don't be afraid, good brother, let's change our position, and it won't hurt. Sister will definitely make you comfortable! ”
“……”
This dialogue, the previous sentence, is a crisp male voice, and the latter sentence comes from Jingjing's mouth.
Standing outside the door, my head blank!
It turned out that Jingjing still pretended to be someone else in her heart after all.
This month, I tried my best to treat her like this, but she secretly ran to this hut to date her lover without telling me.
Moreover, to say so...
"Ahh
My eyes were filled with anger.
"Bang!" I kicked the door open!
"Uh..."
I saw a little imp with black blood flowing from his body in the hut, lying on the ghost bed and wailing in pain, and Jingjing, holding some props, was treating him.
"Ahh Bad embryo, why are you here! ”
I walked in, and the anger was gone. It turned out that I misunderstood Jingjing again.
Before, she was not stealing ~ love with her lover, but healing the little ghost in front of her.
It turned out that this little ghost, called the naughty ghost, was only six years old when he died. After he died, he wandered in the forest, and one day, he met a Taoist priest who wanted to arrest him and refine him into a ghost slave. He ran desperately for his life, and finally escaped the pursuit of the Taoist priest. However, he was also seriously injured.
Inadvertently, he escaped here and was rescued by Jingjing. Jingjing saw that he was pitiful and recognized him as a younger brother.
"Bad embryo, this is a naughty ghost. When healed, you will take care of him, and he will help you do a lot of things..."
……
Good times are always intoxicating.
A month later, I remembered reality.
That day, I walked up to Jingjing, and Jingjing smiled and said, "What's the matter, bad embryo, what are you going to take others to play today?" Let's talk about it first, let's only play the comics, not that..."
I sighed deeply, and then said, "Jingjing, I'm leaving." ”
"Ah, leave, where are you going? How long will it take to get back? ”
"I... I'm going to a far, far away place, and maybe, never to come back. ”
Jingjing's face turned white suddenly, and then she asked excitedly, "You take me with you, okay?" ”
I smiled bitterly and shook my head.
I'm not from this world, so how could I take her away.
In Jingjing's eyes, there were two lines of tears, as bright as the stars in the dark night.
"Why?"
I shook my head, I couldn't explain it. I can't say that I am not a person from this world, and I came to the whole world for the purpose of conquering you.
She grieved and slowly walked up to me, then raised her hand and stroked my face gently. It's as if you want to imprint that face in your heart forever.
"Hold me tight!! No matter how ruthless... Love me once!! ”
“……”
The next day, I said goodbye to the four-eyed Taoist and the master of Ichixiu, and then ran all the way.
I ran into the mountains, raised my head, my eyes red, and yelled.
At this time, the dragon ring on my finger suddenly lit up with a bright light, and in an instant, a faint figure slowly appeared beside me.
It's still the one who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world and faces me with his back.
"Now, do you want to get out at once?"
"Hmm!"
"Okay, I'll send you out of the movie world right away! Hold things steady!! ”
……
Outside! In a secluded hut.
At this time, the sky was already dark, and Li Gang leaned against the wall of the abandoned hut and slept beautifully.
At this time, he opened his confused eyes, stretched his waist, and stood up.
"Hey, Kuroko, get up, it's getting dawn, and get to work."
Li Gang kicked and lay on the ground, sleeping like a dead pig, and screamed.
The black carp stiffened and turned over directly.
Li Gang walked in front of me, saw that I was still in a deep sleep, waved his hand, and ordered Heizi: "Go, bring a bucket of water, and when it is dawn, wake him up immediately." ”
"Also, get your camera ready and get ready to record a 'movie'!"
"Okay..."
An hour later, the sky was completely bright.
At this time, Ren Xue woke up.
Li Gang was condescending, standing in front of her, and said with a smile: "Miss Ren, I didn't expect that you would have today." ”
Ren Xue was furious and struggled hard, but unfortunately, the rope was too tightly bound and he couldn't struggle at all.
"Kuroko, take the medicine!!"
The strong man, Kuroko, laughed a few times and stepped forward. Then, pinching Ren Xue's mouth, let her take two 'dreams'.
"Damn, sunspot, one is enough, you actually feed two!"
"Hehe, Li Shao, I'm not trying to make her have more stamina."
"Alas, forget it, eat it all... Hehe, Heizi, don't call me Li Shao anymore, remember to call me 'Gang Shao'! ”
"Haha... Just young, let this little girl, see your hardness!! ”
“……”
The two laughed strangely, Ren Xueyuan's eyes exploded, and he shouted: "Li Gang, what are you feeding me?" ”
"Hey, good stuff. Miss Ren, I believe that you will definitely like it in the future..."
"How do I feel so hot... You ......" Ren Xue's face changed greatly, and immediately, she finally understood what kind of medicine it was, and said angrily: "Li Gang, you actually dare to feed me that kind of medicine, I ......"
"Haha... Miss Ren, now you can scold as much as you want, wait a minute, I will let you scream as much as you want!! ”
"Kuroko, quick, go and wake up Yan Huohuo, I can't wait!"
"Okay..."
"Wow~~" With a bang, Kuroko picked up a bucket of water and splashed it on my body.
"Oh, just young, he's not awake yet!"
"Splash me again!"
When the third bucket of water was splashed on me, I finally opened my eyes in the faint ————!!
"Haha... Yan Huohuo, do you think that if you pretend to be asleep, you can get away with it? No way!! ”
"Next, let you listen to Ren Xue's scream!!"
Li Gang walked up to Ren Xue, stretched out his right hand, and touched her mountain...
However, at this moment, a cold voice came out of my mouth: "Naughty ghost!! Kill him for me!! ”
I screamed, and in an instant, a ghostly figure flew out of me.
"Ah!!h
Li Gang let out a miserable scream, and his face turned pale with fright.
"You... How can you have it too!! Did you make a deal with the devil too? ”
After a while, he recovered and shouted, "Ghost slave, come out and kill that little ghost!" ”
"Crunch~~Crunch~~~~"
As soon as Li Gang finished speaking, a woman crawled out of the abandoned hut, within the wall.
The woman, with her long black hair reaching to her waist, was now hanging over her head, covering her entire face. Her nails, which were five or six centimeters long, clawed at the wall and made a creepy sound.
"Click~~", at a certain moment, she fell from the wall, touched the ground, and then, like a disabled person with broken legs, slowly crawled on the ground.
"Huh~~"
She climbed faster and faster, and three seconds later, the long hair on his head was scattered to one side, exposing her face.
Above that face, there is no other organ except a big mouth!!
"Ah!!h
The strong man, after watching this scene, went straight to his crotch and was actually scared to pee......
Even Li Gang, the owner of the ghost slave, was so frightened that his face turned pale and his legs trembled.
"Naughty, untie the rope for me!"
"Whew~~"
In an instant, the naughty ghost untied the rope on my body, and in an instant, I stood up, and at some point, two more golden talismans appeared in my hand.
"Boom!!"
In the flash of lightning, I threw a card at the ghost slave...