Chapter 009: Opening the Coffin
Li Guangtian choked for a moment, he was not sure whether that kind of ghost and god theory was true or false, but there was no doubt that there was something in the river, and he actually didn't want to come just because the town was selecting outstanding cadres from various villages, if someone under his jurisdiction gathered to preach feudal superstition, then if this matter spread to the town, then he would basically be hopeless.
In order to minimize the impact of this incident, he called someone to come over and threaten for a while, and then it became like this.
"Anyway, it's not allowed, otherwise don't blame me for being rude, let's go!" Li Guangtian put down a cruel word and left with people, but today he lost all his face, so he could only keep today's events in mind and think about when he would get his face back.
Third Uncle Ge looked at the backs of Li Guangtian and the others, and said disdainfully: "This coward, I don't know how Lao Li gave birth to this thing, if we have a conflict in other villages, then we dare to take a knife and fight hard." ”
"Okay, don't take him to heart, you have to stay up late at night when you have your spirits." The old man patted Third Uncle Ge and said.
Uncle Ge nodded and returned to the house, and after a while, Erming also came back, and brought four croppers, the four of them worked all year round and were very strong.
The old man told the four of them about it, and the four of them nodded in disbelief, the old man naturally knew that they didn't listen, but it could also make them more or less prepared in their hearts, so as not to collapse from fright.
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In the evening, the old man carried me to the river, I greeted the old man's ancestors in my heart for eighteen generations, and in the afternoon he let me drink a large bag of brown sugar water, which almost killed me, and my stomach was uncomfortable to death, and I didn't eat dinner, not because I didn't want to eat but because I didn't have an appetite to eat, I could only watch the old man and the seven people eating chicken happily.
The old man took us to the place where the tiger fell into the river, and said to us: "Today is the day of the tiger's funeral, although this is the place where the tiger fell into the river, but it is also the place where the tiger's father and mother found him a long resting place, tonight the sky is dark, the dark clouds cover the moon is a great omen, I expect that the coffin of the three people will definitely come out to harm people, we just wait here, they will definitely come up." ”
"When will it be, if they don't come, won't we have to wait all night?" A farmer asked.
The old man said in a deep voice: "I can only say that I have to wait, but I really can't add ten yuan to you, twenty yuan for one person." ”
Several peasant women were happy when they heard this, they could earn twenty a night, how could they find such a good job.
We hid in the woods not far away and waited, it didn't take long for the Huzi's funeral party to come over, the sound of suona resounded through the night sky, looking at it from a distance like a white strip of cloth, I estimated the number of people to be no less than a hundred, how did I not find out that there were so many relatives in Huzi's family before...
Thinking of this, my stomach churned again, and a rush of urine came up, and I touched the old man.
"What?" The old man asked.
"I'm going to shhhhh I stammered.
"There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey, holding it, the boy's urine is a good thing to subdue demons and eliminate demons." The old man said evilly.
Yes?! I thought the old man would agree, but this old man actually asked me to hold it, so he wasn't afraid of suffocating me?
I raised my voice and said, "Hey, hey, I'm going to shhh ”
The old man hurriedly covered my mouth and whispered, "You melon baby, be quiet." ”
"I don't care, I'm going to shhhh I broke free of the old man's hand.
"Okay, okay, this is for you." The old man was frustrated by me, but he handed me a bottle of mineral water.
"Hey, what do you mean, give me a bottle."
The old man didn't bother to explain to me, "You love to pee or not, and if you don't pee, you hold back." ”
In the end, I gave in, and the boy's urine has a miraculous effect on the femininity, which I have also heard, and I am interested in this bubble of child's urine that can really catch the blood light on my body.
I took the bottle and said, "Old man, don't turn it around." ”
A smile appeared on the old man's face, "Don't look at your little thing, hurry up and pee." ”
I blushed and retorted, "Mine is not small, yours is small." ”
The old man said helplessly: "Yes, yes, my little, little ancestor, pee quickly, don't let people find out." ”
I took out the baby elephant and poured the pure child urine into the bottle.
The funeral procession has almost arrived, I hurriedly took back the baby elephant and walked to the old man's side, only to see the funeral team came to the place where the tiger fell into the river, a group of crying and shouting were very frustrated, the black fog obscured the only moonlight you put on, at that moment I felt the temperature around me drop instantly.
This drop in temperature is nothing to us, but the group of mourners below is not comfortable, and some of them even wear short sleeves.
"It's coming!" The old man said suddenly, his voice was very serious, I looked down with wide eyes, it was still the group of people who sent the mourners, the difference was on the river!
The river surface that was originally as smooth as a mirror actually began to ripple waves, this is not normal, the old man stared at the river surface, we stood high and found that the river was not calm, but the people below did not care.
Not long after, the waves on the river are getting bigger and bigger, although it does not achieve the effect of the waves crashing on the shore, but it is almost the same, the people below also notice that something is wrong, three or three are discussing, many people have the idea of retreating in their hearts, the river is not very peaceful, everyone knows, if you give others a funeral and put your life into it, it is not worth it.
Huzi's father said something to calm everyone's hearts, but the old man and I didn't have time to deal with this, and with every time the waves surged, my heart and the old man's heart also moved.
There was obviously something in the river, he was observing, observing if there was an ambush!
We can afford to wait for the mourners below but did not stop, the pit has been dug, four farmers carry Huzi's coffin to the side of the pit, Huzi's mother hugged the coffin and cried a handful of snot and tears, or Huzi's father pulled her away, waved his hand to signal that the four farmers could be buried.
The four farmers carefully put Huzi's coffin into the dug pit, but the moment the coffin was put into the pit, a sudden change occurred!
Bang!
A loud noise was heard in the river, and it was as if someone had thrown a grenade into the water to blow up the fish, and the huge wave lifted four or five meters, and the mourners were caught off guard by this sudden phenomenon.
When they got up and looked at the river, everyone was stunned, there was a rotten wooden coffin suspended on the river, and a coffin was suspended on the river, which was beyond their cognition.
"Run!" I don't know who shouted first, which immediately caused a chain reaction, and more than a hundred people dispersed with a bang.
"Don't run, don't run, I'll add money to you, one hundred per person!" Huzi's father shouted hysterically, others can run but he can't, although Huzi is dead, he is also his only son, what if he runs away from Huzi?
The coffin of the three people ignored them, and actually floated onto Huzi's coffin, and Huzi's father picked up the shovel used to dig the pit from the ground and split it according to the coffin of the three people.
Clang...
The shovel collided with the coffin of the three people and made a metallic crashing sound, Huzi and his father were shocked and fell out, the coffin of the three people seemed to be enraged, and I could feel that the temperature had dropped a lot in the distance, and a blue smoke appeared on the head of Huzi and his father, which was inhaled by the coffin.
"It's not good, let's go, Ge San has seen you!" The old man screamed, and then rushed out like a cheetah, and Da Ming followed closely behind.
"Well, voila!" Third Uncle Ge answered and took out something from behind that shocked me.
Bird's Gun!
Third Uncle Ge actually has a bird's gun! Didn't the government put all the hot weapons on the table, how could Uncle Ge have this thing?
Uncle Ge San replaced the bird gun with a projectile, aimed at the coffin of the three people, and a wisp of white smoke floated out of the muzzle of the gun, and the coffin of the three people in the distance seemed to have been hit, and suddenly deflected, and the blue gas on the head of Huzi and his father also stopped.
Huzi and his father collapsed to the ground as if he had lost his soul, Huzi and his mother were also frightened to the six gods, the old man with seven people had rushed to the front of the three coffins, spread a big net, eight people were divided into four groups, each group of two people pulled a corner, the three coffins realized that something was wrong, and rushed to the river, but the eight people were all strong and healthy people, how could it escape.
The strength of the three-person coffin was very strong, but the eight people could still hold it, and the old man hurriedly said: "Little baby, quickly take out the things and open the coffin!" ”