Chapter 73: The charm of the Monkey King
The Monkey King trekked through mountains and rivers and went through a lot of hardships, arrived at Xiniu Hezhou, and got the guidance of the Bodhi Patriarch, who named the little monkey "Monkey King", taught him to change the number of seventy-two ways, and also learned to turn over somersault clouds, a somersault cloud is 180,000 miles, but his master warned to send Wukong, teaching him skills not to appear in front of others at will, let alone show off.
Gradually, the audience was very quiet, and they were all attracted by the story told by Xiaoman, and they opened their mouths and stared at Yuanyuan, eager to prick up their ears.
The little tiger is on the stage, scratching his ears and cheeks like a little monkey, which is very cute.
Xiao Man licked his lips, "I've been thirsty for a long time, is there anyone who is kind enough to give me a cup of tea." ”
"The shopkeeper will give Xiaoyou a cup of tea to drink, and the account will be mine."
Xiaoman bowed and counted with a smile: "Thank you, Childe." ”
Soon, the guy who looked like Xiao Er brought the teapot and teacup, Xiao Man drank it all, and couldn't help but say, "Good tea." ”
There were already people in the audience who couldn't bear it, "Hurry up, will this Monkey King go to Huaguo Mountain after leaving?"
This son, don't be so anxious to listen to me slowly, last time I said that this Monkey King was expelled from the master because of everyone's fight.
In the corner, Jiang Chaozong was also attracted by the story told by Xiao Man, watching Xiao Man play treasure on stage, but Jiang Chaozong was in a hurry.
After drinking enough tea to whet the appetite of the people below, Xiao Man began to speak: "It is said that the Monkey King returned to Huaguo Mountain, and found that the little monkeys were bullied miserably, and the territory was also occupied.
Sun Wukong single-handedly defeated the Bull Demon King, recovered the Demon King of the seventy-two holes, and worshiped the six demon kings.
A bunch of monsters got drunk and canceled that Sun Wukong did not have his own weapons and outfits, and one of the monsters said that in the Dragon Palace of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, there are many weapons and treasures collected, so it is better to go to the Dragon King of the East China Sea to ask for a few treasures.
Xiao Man finished talking about the birth of Sun Wukong in one breath, obtained the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, and broke into the underworld to tear up the book of life and death.
The Dragon King and the Hades went to the Heavenly Court to complain together.
Xiaoman put away the fan, predicted the future and listened to the next decomposition.
The people below were still unsatisfied and unwilling to leave, and many people coaxed, "The little girl is talking about a paragraph, let's charter the venue." ”
As everyone knows, Xiaoman now has very important things to solve, people have three urgency, just now Xiaoman drank too much tea, has endured it for a long time, and now he urgently needs to open the gate to release water, and he can't hold it back later.
"Oops, I can't bear it." Regardless of rushing off the stage, many people reached out to hug Xiaoman and block her way.
Now Xiaoman was a little annoyed, "Let go of me, I'm going to pee, I'm about to pee my pants." ”
It's a pity that the crowd's voices are too high-pressure over her voice, a pair of big hands hugged Xiaoman's belly, and the hands on the stomach made a hard effort, now it's okay, everything is solved, Xiaoman pees, it's comfortable, yes, Xiaoman pees his pants.
Suddenly felt very aggrieved and embarrassed, although everyone had peed their pants when they were children, but people who were so old were forced to pee their pants.
The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, Xiao Man couldn't help but cry, this cry calmed everyone, Xiao Huzi saw Xiao Man crying so miserably, and he cried at a loss, and many aunts in the crowd couldn't help but feel distressed, "You rough old men, scared the girl doll, hey, look at the crying little pitiful, don't hurry up and coax the little girl." “
Eating, drinking, and playing, all poured over from all directions and put them in front of Xiao Man, Xiao Man opened his eyes and looked at it, and felt deeply sad in his heart, you don't understand or understand I just want to change my pants, these wet pants are really uncomfortable.
Xiao Man was still crying, the more he cried, the more sad he became, and the aunt who had spoken before finally squeezed in front of Xiao Man.
The aunt reached out to pick up Xiaoman and was about to coax, but her hand dragged on Xiaoman's little buttocks, and a wet feeling came, "Oh, this is peeing your pants." ”
Xiao Man's eyes were hazy with tears, he looked at the kind aunt in front of him, and nodded shyly.
"Auntie will take you to change your pants, okay?"
This is a relative, a relative, Xiaoman hugged his aunt's neck tightly and whispered, "Okay." ”
The aunt smiled and hugged Xiao Man and walked to the backstage, Xiao Man hurriedly called Xiao Huzi to follow.
"Auntie, and my brother."
"Yes, it's better to hurt my brother, let's be together."
Holding Xiaoman in one hand and Xiaohuzi in the other, he easily walked out of the crowd.
The three people of Jiang Chaozong in the corner became anxious, watching Xiao Man and Xiao Huzi disappear from sight, the three of them just couldn't squeeze through, and they couldn't do anything in a hurry.
Not far from the stage is Auntie's home, Xiaoman has already taken off his wet pants, but unfortunately he didn't find pants that Xiaoman can wear, and Auntie found a piece of cloth for Xiaoman to surround underneath.
"Little doll, I'll wash these pants for you, and they will dry in front of the stove for a while."
"Thank you, Auntie, I'm sorry for your trouble."
Xiaohuzi also learned from Xiaoman's appearance and said sweetly: "Thank you, auntie." ”
"Oh, whose child are you, you look so beautiful, your mouth is so sweet, you like it when you look at it, Auntie, there's nothing delicious about it, just a few pieces of baked sweet potatoes, you two taste it."
When he heard that roasted sweet potatoes were Xiao Man's favorite, Xiao Man couldn't help but raise his hand and said, "Auntie, I want it, I like to eat roasted sweet potatoes the most." "
Xiao Man and Xiao Huzi hugged the roasted sweet potato bigger than their face and gnawed happily, but on the stage, Xiao Man didn't know that he had become famous all of a sudden.
In ancient times, there was a lack of entertainment, and the only fun for the common people was to listen to the story, most of the stories told by the old man were familiar, and there was nothing new, and the stories told by Xiaoman were so attractive that they aroused everyone's curiosity, just like an addiction, and people refused to disperse for a long time in the audience.
The shopkeeper of this teahouse was about to go crazy, and a few storytellers went up in a row, but they were driven down before they could speak.
"Go and find those two kids."
"It's the shopkeeper."
After a while, Xiao Er came in panting, "Shopkeeper's ...... Got it...... The two children were at Aunt Li's house. ”
"Let's go to ......"
In the small courtyard, Xiaohuzi and Xiaoman had just finished eating a large piece of delicious roasted sweet potatoes, changed their pants again, and were in a happy mood, and the two were giggling when they touched their bulging little bellies.
There was a sound of footsteps in the small courtyard, "Aunt Li...... Aunt Li. ”
A few minutes later, the shopkeeper appeared in front of Xiao Man, "The little girl dares to ask Fang's name?" How old is it? Who else is in the family? Where to live. ”
"Hey, are you checking your account?"
"What is an account check? Little girl, I don't have any malice, I am the shopkeeper of this Juxian Building, which is the place where you said the book just now, and I came here to hire a girl to come to my building to tell a story. “
"Hire me to speak?"