When Bai Lianxi said this, a pair of jewel-like eyes bloomed with bright light, just like an innocent child, seeing the most beloved toy, very cute.

This scene should have completely melted the entire hearts of the people around him.

However, at this time, it made Zhang Xingxing creepy, just like seeing a little devil grinning at himself.

Because, Zhang Xingxing is the teacher who wants to be tricked.

Zhang Xingxing looked down at the colorful poisonous snakes crawling in the bamboo basket.

The scalp was tingling again.

I secretly said in my heart: Fortunately, I came to the class in advance, in case I didn't come until class.

Let all these poisonous snakes fall on him, Rao is self-cultivation is strong, and he can't withstand such a fright.

This...... Is this still the legendary highest university in China?

It must be the wrong way I woke up today! yes!

Although his heart was full of sighs, there was no change in Zhang Xingxing's face.

Whispered, "This...... With so many snakes, what should I do if I bite the teacher?"

Bai Lianxi smeared honey, and her shiny little mouth tilted slightly, revealing two cute little dimples.

smiled: "These snakes are not poisonous, even if they are bitten, they will only be able to get out of bed for a few days at most." ”

"If you can't even recognize these snakes, you can't solve this bit of poison, and you still come to be our TCM diagnosis teacher?

Zhang Xingxing's brows jumped again, and a strange feeling suddenly appeared in his heart: It seems that what he said has some truth.

I can detoxify, but if I am bitten, it hurts!

At this time, Bai Lianxi stretched out his fingers like onion roots, poked the bamboo basket, and urged: "Quick, put it on the door, put it well!"

What else can Zhang Xingxing do?

He had to take the bamboo basket and put it firmly on the door as instructed.

Then, Zhang Xingxing did not find a seat to sit down, but slowly walked to the podium, picked up chalk and wrote three block letters "Zhang Xingxing" on the blackboard.

"Ding!"

A hurried bell rang back and forth throughout Huaqing University.

Bai Lianxi, who sat down in the first row, tilted his head, looked at Zhang Xingxing with a puzzled gaze, and shouted, "Hey!

Zhang Xingxing spoke at this time, "Hello classmates, my name is Zhang Xingxing, and from today onwards, I will be your teacher of TCM diagnosis!"

Quiet!

The entire classroom fell into a deathly silence.

Bai Lianxi's baby face instantly turned tomato color.

"Ahh

......

And at this time, the teacher's office.

Du Ziteng's fingers tapped quickly on the keyboard, and soon, his eyes fell on Zhang Xingxing's class schedule.

He muttered, "Zhang Xingxing, 20 years old, this is the first class today, and besides, is that class?"

The corners of his mouth suddenly hooked, and he sneered: "Okay! Then I'll use my mobile phone to broadcast live today to the school leaders and others in Huaxia to see the level of our Huaqing University teacher!"

As he spoke, he had a smile on his face, held his mobile phone, and walked quickly towards the classroom as if he was ready to watch a good show.

Du Ziteng has been teaching at Huaqing University for many years, and he still knows a lot about the situation of some classes, and he knows the situation of that class very well!

......

Classroom.

Although Bai Lianxi has never been afraid of the sky and the earth, at this time, he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Shame, shame!

What did you just do?

At this time, someone soon shouted, "You are our teacher, stop lying!"

"That's it, don't lie to anyone!"

"Come down!"

However, Zhang Xingxing then directly took out the teacher's work card and blocked everyone's mouths.

"Are you a teacher? so what, we have to learn real Chinese medicine, don't fool people, you have to prove your medical skills!" Bai Lianxi stood up and shouted.

Although, the scene just now made Bai Lianxi very embarrassed.

However, she quickly regained her composure and stated her purpose.

Bai Lianxi obviously has a high status in the class, and all the students have spoken out.

"Like, we don't want those that are false. ”

"You have to have real skills!"

"Put your hand in the snake and bite it a few times, then find a way to heal yourself. ”

......

However, just as the class was in a commotion, the classroom door opened.

It was Du Ziteng, who was dragging his mobile phone and wearing gold-rimmed glasses, who walked in.

"Hello everyone. Du Ziteng said with a smile.

At this moment, the bamboo basket on the door fell over.

Du Ziteng only felt that a black, cold thing fell on his shoulder, as slender and slender as a rope, but it could crawl.

When he looked down, he was stunned that it was two poisonous snakes of different colors.

Cold sweat instantly covered the entire body, and a piercing exclamation rippled back and forth throughout the classroom.

And the poisonous snake seemed to be frightened, opened its mouth in unison, and bit Du Ziteng's arm. Their idea seems to be very simple, there is danger, take a bite first and eat to their heart's content, and they will not be a starving ghost when they die.

Du Ziteng seemed to be poisoned immediately, and the whole person fell directly to the ground, rolled his eyes, and fainted in fright.

At the same time, a warm current also flowed out of Du Ziteng's crotch.

The smell of urine wafted back and forth throughout the classroom.

Zhang Xingxing's eyebrows jumped and jumped, he didn't expect that Du Ziteng would suddenly walk in. Moreover, just being bitten by a snake, I was directly scared to pee my pants.

Some of the students in the classroom laughed loudly, while others frowned, slightly worried.

Zhang Xingxing walked quickly to Du Ziteng, and then his hands were like arrows, and he easily grabbed the two poisonous snakes in his hands and put them back in the bamboo basket.

He smiled, "Don't you want me to prove my medical skills? ”

As he spoke, he quickly clicked on Du Ziteng's chest twice in a row.

Drops of slightly black poisonous blood immediately flowed out from the bite of the poisonous snake.

In the middle of the ring, Du Ziteng opened his eyes in a daze, and then, as if he remembered something, shouted: "Quick! call me an ambulance, I want to go to the hospital." ”

"You're not poisoned, you're not injured, what kind of ambulance is called? Get out, I still have to teach my classmates." Zhang Xingxing covered his nose and said, after all, the smell of urine is really not good.

Du Ziteng felt a chill in his crotch at this time, and he hurriedly got up, didn't care about talking more, and ran outside quickly.

Today, he is a shame and left home.

At this time, the little devil Bai Lianxi, who has always been not afraid of the sky and the earth, for fear that the world will not be chaotic, shouted again: "We don't know, did you detoxify him just now, don't count, don't count!"

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