At this time, these shameless ministers all went to pat the sycophants of the Beiding Marquis Mansion, and they said something conclusively to make the queen mother sad.

At this time, the prince was even more disgusted with the women of the He family, and had a desire to return the goods immediately, since your He family is unkind, don't blame me for being unjust.

Don't talk about the concubines of my Prince's Mansion, my wife doesn't have your He family's women's share, even the lowest-ranking slaves and maids of my Prince's Mansion don't have your share.

And he has such a good wife as Xin'er, the prince will never let himself be as ruthless as his father, treat his mother, a woman who is so good as the queen mother, is let down like this.

The prince's face was also pale, and he looked at the emperor with some hatred, his father was really old, and he played with such a thing that refers to a deer as a horse.

Shen Xin was afraid that the prince would do something impulsively, so he quickly took the prince's hand and shook his head gently, Shen Xin quietly said to the prince: "Husband, we are discussing what to do when we go back to the house, and we can't make the queen mother embarrassed at the moment." ”

The prince patted Shen Xin's hand, indicating that he understood, and at the same time relaxed a little, since the He family is so shameless, then don't blame yourself for making them even more shameless.

At this time, the soft voice exclaimed again: "The emperor and the imperial concubine are so affectionate, I really envy the dead, but the imperial concubine's veil is also sixteen-tailed, so beautiful, I don't know where to buy such a good thing." ”

Everyone paid attention to the handkerchief in the hand of the imperial concubine, and this beauty who repeatedly provoked the imperial concubine, looking at the emperor's very happy gaze, everyone remembered that this was a beauty sent by Cangyue Kingdom, and entered the palace as a beauty.

In less than three months, she ascended to the throne of a nobleman, and she was a concubine at the top, and she was not an ordinary fast climber.

The imperial concubine smiled this time, and she was not afraid of other people's provocations at all, especially this cheap maid Lan noble, who dared to provoke these incidents again and again, it was really unbearable, and there was a chance for a cheap maid to kill her.

The imperial concubine said elegantly: "This is a good thing from the palace, it is the phantom yarn of Shuiyun Buzhuang, and then the niece of the palace is He Yunyun, the child is filial, and she has to give herself such a small gift, in fact, you can take a closer look at the real six-tailed, but it is because of the special material of the phantom yarn." ”

Everyone took a closer look, it was not a real six-tailed handkerchief, it was not bad at all, only Lan Guiren was a little annoyed, and he was evaded by this old woman.

Qingyi heard He Yunyun's name for the first time, thinking that it was the scheming woman she saw at the fire that day.

You see, no one is here today, the imperial concubine has already started to sell, it's just that she doesn't come forward to gain fame and fortune, ordinary people just can't find such an opportunity to become famous in Kyoto immediately, and no one else has come, so it is easy to do it.

It's not very soon that many people have said hello to Beidinghou He Ho, saying that they have raised a good daughter Yunyun, and many people have released the intention of asking to marry, Qingyi is the first time to see the live broadcast of this family with a female hundred families.

This made He Ho, who had experienced heart-rending pain, finally smile a little.

He Ho knew that there was a reason why his sister said this, it must be to launch that child, so He Ho, the Marquis of Beiding, would not hide it at all, and vigorously began to brag about how powerful his daughter was and how she usually cultivated Yunyun.

is simply a drama to commend the most prominent father, and this concubine ceremony is getting more and more chaotic.

However, the queen felt numb, this imperial concubine was not like this for a day or two, but this Lan nobleman didn't know what to rely on, so he was working against the He family, could it be a spy of Cangyue Kingdom?

I have to say that as long as it involves the interests of Prince Dao, the queen will be more careful, the queen doesn't know what's going on, since Lan Guiren felt uncomfortable when he first met, this child's young eyes are all calculations, or that kind of deep calculation.

This feeling makes the queen very unhappy, so no matter how attentive this Lan nobleman is, the queen will ignore it, you can do it if you want to, I don't appreciate it is my business, in short, I don't like you, what you do is in vain.

Qingyi also noticed this Lan nobleman, I don't know why Qingyi has a familiar feeling, especially those eyes, could it be that this Lan nobleman knows it himself?

It shouldn't be, I haven't been to the territory of Cangyue Country for so long, where did this Lan nobleman come from?

But looking at Lan Guiren's familiar feeling more and more, especially the other party's eyes looking at him are still very unkind, Qingyi raised his vigilance, all the women in this palace are perverts, and they have to be guarded against.

Yuan Yuxi noticed Qingyi's strangeness, and hurriedly said in Qingyi's ear: "Is the baby uncomfortable, if it's uncomfortable, we'll go back." ”

Qingyi shook her head, the person who dared to be so casual at such a big event as the Concubine Feng Ceremony was probably Yuan Yuxi, Qingyi smiled softly and said: "It's okay, don't worry, we're here to see the excitement, it's a pity to leave so early." ”

At this moment, Qingyi obviously felt a jealous gaze, and slashed over like a knife, waiting for Qingyi to find out if there was anything in the past, but the general direction was the direction of Lan Guiren and the imperial concubine.

The corners of Qingyi's mouth smiled, this game is getting more and more interesting.

And Lan Guiren is pouting at this time and sitting very cutely, like an angry rabbit, lovable, if the emperor is not on this occasion, he would have been holding his heart and soul to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

So even if Lan Guiren made disrespectful remarks several times, the emperor also acquiesced to this person's unreasonable trouble, the palace was too quiet, they were all old concubines, they couldn't arouse their interest at all, and they couldn't let go of their timidity when they served themselves.

Where there is such a beautiful feeling, it is simply a delicate baby.

Even the imperial concubine He Fenghua, who can serve people, can't do it.

In the midst of this chaos, the concubine ceremony continued, and the master of ceremonies shouted: "The imperial concubine will give incense to the ancestral hall, and let the ancestors bless the prosperity of our descendants of Tianyang Kingdom." ”

This is a big gift, this is to incense the royal ancestral hall, to tell our ancestors that there is another noble concubine in our generation, and it will be recorded in the annals of history.

However, Qingyi feels that if the crown prince inherits the throne, the prince must not tear up this history book and burn it or something, become a king or lose a villain, and all history is written by successful people.

The busiest thing this time is Qiaoying, but Qiaoying is stupid now, which one of the so many incense sticks on the stage can be used.

Or the master of ceremonies instructed her to take three to be considered pious, Qiao Ying secretly scolded Qiao Yan in her heart, and didn't tell her anything, if she made a fool of herself, she would not be killed by the temperament of the imperial concubine, and she would break out in a cold sweat when she thought about it.

But as soon as I thought that this was the opportunity I had won to get ahead, I couldn't bear to give up, and I had to rush up, otherwise the imperial concubine's means would not be good.

Qiao Ying felt that this time was simply thrilling, at this time Qiao Ying began to envy Qiao Yan who was recuperating from her injuries, how dangerous this thing was, she could see it clearly.

I know that the master's henchmen are not easy to do. One bad one is over.

Now the table is full of incense, but Qiaoying took two or three casually and handed them to the concubine, and the imperial concubine elegantly gave some incense, but it didn't light it, and the imperial concubine's face was a little bad.

Those braggart ministers are also a little surprised, what is the situation? Even the master of ceremonies of Qin Tianjian, who presided over the ceremony, was stupid, what was the situation, and hurriedly waved his hand and asked Qiaoying to replace it with three more.

But this time it still didn't light.,Since I didn't change it again.,As a result, it's changed hundreds of times.,Everyone is impatient to look at it below.,Still didn't light it.。

This is endless, and some ladies even whispered below: "What's the matter, is it that the imperial concubine is unlucky, and the ancestors don't accept her incense?" ”

"Yes, everyone has changed this incense dozens of times, I have heard that if you don't light the incense, the unlucky person can't be recorded in the annals of history."

"Who knows what's going on? Didn't the queen mother go out of the palace to pray for blessings, the second prince born to the imperial concubine became the king of the county, and the second princess became the lord of the county. ”

"Yes, have you heard, the ancestral hall of the Beiding Marquis Mansion burned overnight last night, it was really a sin, the good ancestral hall was burned, didn't you see the Beiding Marquis's face ugly today, the ancestral hall was only built for two years and it was gone, or the night before the concubine ceremony, this is too coincidental, isn't it?"

There are more and more people in the venue, and the rumors are also miraculous, making it look like the real thing.

Whether it's true or not, the imperial concubine is going to sweat urgently, and even the emperor feels that this day is not good, and it is not suitable for the concubine ceremony, why do strange things happen frequently?

The incense on the entire offering table was not lit, and Mama Li, who was holding the fire fold over there, had green eyes, what was going on?

Is it because Mama Miao can't come today? Why is everything not going well?

In the end, when there were only three incense sticks left, the heart of the imperial concubine was raised to the throat, if this is not lit, I am afraid that this ceremony will not be completed, because there are regulations in the concubine ceremony, and there are many incense sticks in total, and it is considered an unlucky person.

When she got the last three incense sticks, the imperial concubine already felt her hands tremble, and she prayed infinitely in her heart, while the queen sat and drank tea leisurely, to see what earth-shattering the old woman could make in the end.

Soon the imperial concubine finally breathed a sigh of relief, because this time it was finally lit, she raised a big smile, and she didn't notice it at all because she was so nervous just now, and a large amount of qi had accumulated in her stomach and stomach.

Her attention was on the incense, but just as she picked it up and stood up to put it in the censer, an accident happened......

With a "boom" sound, a few feet of black smoke came out of the incense, which burned out at once, and smoked the imperial concubine's face blacker than a crow, that is, the paste smell of burnt soybean oil in the hair of the bangs, and completely became a black chicken.

"Coax, hahahahaha......" The people present erupted in endless laughter, making the imperial concubine want to hit the.

Even Qingyi has to admire, this old concubine is simply a classic, I don't know how many people I usually offend, I made her disgraced today, and threw all her face in front of everyone, other people's face is face, and her face is ass at this time.

The master of ceremonies over there didn't care, so he could only continue according to the procedure, and the master of ceremonies shouted: "The last item of the concubine ceremony, the imperial concubine will kowtow to the ancestral tablet three times, and then receive the imperial concubine's edict, the golden book and the imperial concubine's phoenix seal." ”

This is also the last and most important item of the concubine ceremony.

The imperial concubine had no choice but to wipe her face with the phantom yarn of a thousand taels of silver at this time, hoping that the ancestor would not toss her anymore when she tossed her to this point.

Fulfill her little wish, but God does not fulfill people's wishes, this is not that she just lay on the futon and was about to kowtow, but found that her stomach suddenly hurt badly.

She herself was very surprised, why was it so painful, she didn't eat anything in the morning, just ate some jujube cakes and some small snacks, could it be that she could also do her hands and feet?

Or can't you stand the squeamish body that you have been crawling all the way?

However, the imperial concubine still gritted her teeth, and the master of ceremonies said: "The imperial concubine kowtows!" ”

The imperial concubine He Fenghua fell down, and her posture was very decent, if you didn't look at the black chicken-colored face, the etiquette rules were really nothing to be faulted with.

But at the moment of getting up, the qi in her stomach seemed to be crazy and ready to rush out, she gritted her teeth and persisted, holding her liver hurt, but at the moment of getting up, she still didn't hold on, "poof......" A loud and loud fart shocked everyone.

But everyone, you look at me, I see that you are confused, I don't know if you can't eat before such a big etiquette, such a big person is lost.

Although he thought so in his heart, he just didn't dare to say more, he endured it carefully, and the master of ceremonies was also stunned, but his duty continued: "The second imperial concubine kowtows!" ”

As a result, He Fenghua endured the hard work this time, and he was about to have internal injuries, and when he finally got up, he still didn't hold on to it...... Poof......"

This time, the fart sound was even louder, and even the emperor blocked his mouth with his fists, afraid that he would laugh all at once.

And the queen had already laughed unkindly, and the master of ceremonies looked at the situation and hurried to continue: "The imperial concubine kowtows three times!" ”

This time, He Fenghua learned to be smart, and tightened her belt hard, but she didn't care about her more and more uncomfortable stomach, but her stomach protested completely, and the moment she got up, she couldn't help it, "Poof...... Puff puff...... Puff puff...... Puff puff puff ......"

The whole audience was stunned, and they covered their mouths and noses one after another to resist the smell of this stinky fart, and some of them really couldn't help laughing, so they covered their faces with a handkerchief, lowered their heads and laughed silently.

The key is not the most important thing, just when the last edict was read, the imperial concubine's fart never stopped, "Puff puff puff!" ”

"Puff puff puff!"

The master of ceremonies has never seen a woman who can have such a situation, so he can only read the edict with the fastest speed and the most concise words, and hand over the imperial concubine's seal and gold book to her.

The last item is that the imperial concubine kowtows to the ancestors of the royal ancestral hall for the last time, and then the salute is completed.

The imperial concubine didn't care if she was embarrassed or not at this time, she brewed all her strength, preparing to complete the final level, and at this moment the imperial concubine felt that she couldn't really be ashamed.

Prepare to kowtow as fast as possible, success is already very close to you.

At the moment of getting up, an extremely loud "po......of" sound broke out, and at this time, a strange phenomenon came out, which can be called a rare spectacle for thousands of years.

Because just after the imperial concubine He Fenghua finished letting out this loud fart, everyone was completely stunned, I don't know how there could be such a loud fart sound?

After the loud fart, the tablets of the ancestors of the entire ancestral hall on the table were all poured down mercilessly at this time, faster than the dominoes, and everyone was stupid this time......

What followed was chaos, and the royal ancestral hall also encountered such a situation for the first time, and even the emperor was stunned, not to mention everyone.

Does everyone feel that this is the imperial concubine? This is the fart god mother! Yes, it's the fart god who can knock down the ancestors......

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