Chapter 31: Rude, sloppy traditions

Li Huihui looked at his lonely appearance and sneered: "So, you were framed by Jin Shao because of the 'Three Views Problem', and you changed from a big boss worth hundreds of millions of dollars to a poor egg who is about to go bankrupt, and you are the kind who is in debt?"

Liu Yu smiled bitterly, "Thank you for your summary!"

Li Huihui said casually: "No thanks, I know where Jin Shao's hostility towards you comes from...... For the sake of a big personal vendetta, he actually put on such a big battle! Arrogant enough! Arrogant enough! Haha, I really like him a little. ”

Hearing him say this, Liu Yu was directly angry and half dead, "Damn, I'm going to be killed by him, you actually wear a pair of pants with him?"

Li Huihui shook his head and said with a smile: "Just kidding, why take it so seriously? I just think this Jin Shao is very interesting, as for your question, since I know it, how can I leave it alone?"

Liu Yu sighed, his tone was very gloomy, "You are just an abbot, or you are in charge of marriage, what can you help me?

Li Huihui snorted coldly, Huo Di stood up and pointed to the corner of the broken temple, "What do you see is that?"

Liu Yu followed his finger and looked over, only to see a tall Buddha statue in the dark corner.

"Huh, what is this?"

Li Huihui thought of the dead old man who ran the train with his mouth full of that night, his nose twitched, and he hated: "This is the God of Wealth!"

Liu Yu remembered the plaque on the temple gate, and hesitated: "You, your part-time job?"

Li Huihui nodded, the smile on his face could no longer be hidden, "I was still hesitating before, but now that your fortune is in trouble, I will simply take on this job, and I just want to use you as an experiment......! Is this the wealth and sex in wealth, sex, power, and power? Mamma Mia, the good news from the delivery room is that I have been promoted!"

Liu Yu was confused by his chatter, and his gaze at him was as cute as he could.

Li Huihui said chicly: "Don't worry, don't be confused, this master is now blessed by the God of Wealth, and it is not a problem to solve your little crisis!"

Hearing him say so firmly, Liu Yu's expression changed from confusion to ecstasy, but he didn't know why he suddenly regained his composure.

Li Huihui observed his words and said in surprise: "What's the matter? You don't believe me?"

Liu Yu sighed, "It's not that I don't believe you...... The shopping mall is like a battlefield, I started from scratch until now, and I have experienced countless storms, so I know very well the danger inside, just like playing chess, I accidentally lose all the games, this time...... It's me who lost!"

Seeing his dejected appearance now, Li Huihui said angrily: "Isn't it just that he has been put on a show? As for you to be so disheartened? You have to jump up from where you fall! A little Jin Shao, no matter how good he is, can he turn the sky upside down?"

Liu Yu frowned, "If you want to get through this crisis, there is only one way, and that is to fight a protracted war, Jin Shao does not hesitate to hurt the enemy by one thousand and lose eight hundred, as long as I keep spending with him, sooner or later he will be unable to hold back and jump out of this bottomless pit, but this requires a lot of funds as a guarantee, what can I do alone to fight with the entire Jin family? So...... I can only appreciate your kindness. ”

Li Huihui shook his head, "No, no, no, this master is not an ordinary person, of course extraordinary people have to use extraordinary means, you don't have to worry about it, just let me arrange everything!"

"But ......" Liu Yu opened his mouth, ready to say something.

Li Huihui was furious, and with a blushing face, he directly used the long-lost 'Overlord Hard Bow' trick in the rivers and lakes, he quickly ran back to his room, and then quickly returned a few seconds later, only this time he suddenly had a box of mud mud and something similar to a document in his hand.

This thing is very familiar to Liu Yu, the boss who has been in the mall all year round, and he subconsciously asked, "Well, this is...... Contract?"

Without saying a word, Li Huihui angrily slapped the document on the table, then rudely grabbed Liu Yu's hand, broke his fingers, pressed on the mud mud, and finally 'Duang, Duang, Duang' printed Liu Yu's handprints everywhere on the document.

In a trance, under the light of the dusk sun, the documents that seemed to be ordinary paper seemed to be suddenly painted with a layer of gold edges, flashing with dazzling brilliance.

Liu Yu squinted his eyes at a loss, thinking that the light outside the window was too bright, and Li Huihui knew it, because he had entered his room before to look through the introduction of the God of Wealth function on the universal booklet, the God of Wealth book, the gold pen, and the golden bowl He had seen and understood in the morning, but what about the specific operation?

Sure enough, the universal booklet gives a new introduction: similar to the red rope given by the statue of the old moon, the statue of the god of wealth also gives a "contract between heaven and earth" (wealth is business, the biggest and strongest constraint between merchants is the contract, so this symbolizes unbreakable business rules), and the specific operation of the "contract of heaven and earth" is also very simple and rude, as long as the other party presses the handprint......

So Li Huihui was too lazy to talk to Liu Yu, so he directly forced him to sign the contract, and after doing all this, he seemed to have just finished sprinkling a soak of 'old urine' that had been held for half a century...... The expression on his face was very pleasant.

And Liu Yu was stunned by his smooth operation, just like the little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, and said aggrievedly: "Oh, what have you done to others? Do you want to be so rude? Do you want to be so sloppy?"

Li Huihui picked up the "Heaven and Earth Contract" and proudly blew the handprint that was not completely dry in the sun, "This is the tradition of our Moon God God of Wealth Temple, simple and rude, no skin and no face, don't ask me who I learned it from......"

(At this time, people are sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky, hiding in the corner and shivering.) )

Of course, Liu Yu didn't ask, he was afraid that Li Huihui would be beaten to death if he asked again, so he closed his mouth tightly with interest.

Li Huihui was very satisfied with his performance, and his tone softened, "Now that you have 'voluntarily' signed the agreement, I will give you a brief introduction to the content of this agreement......

The tea in Liu Yu's mouth almost didn't squirt out, it's really a long time to see, I've never heard of signing a contract first and then explaining the content when I'm so big......

"The full name of this agreement is called "Do it and it's okay to violate the strongest peace agreement between heaven and earth that will be hit by a car and be struck by lightning when you go out", I refer to it as "Heaven and Earth Contract", Party A is me, Party B is you, Party A's rights and obligations to be fulfilled are omitted here A hundred words, Party B is very simple: hand over the most important thing on you!"

The most important thing!?Liu Yu frowned and couldn't think of a reason for thinking about it for a long time, and his mouth was full: "Eh...... Well...... Ah......h

When Li Huihui heard his strange cry, he hurriedly looked in the direction of Qingqing's bedroom, and said in a shh

Liu Yu opened his mouth, and it seemed that he was ready to struggle weakly again, Li Huihui struck while the iron was hot, and immediately persuaded him in a bitter and soft voice: "I can help you get married, and I can help you manage your financial luck!

To be honest, the first half of his life was complete nonsense, but the last 'dead horse as a live horse doctor' is really the finishing touch, and people can't help but want to give a thumbs up and praise it......

Liu Yu was said to the heart, and after thinking about it, he nodded in agreement, "It's really like this, and I've never had any bosom friends when I'm so old, since I really treat you as a brother, it's a bit hypocritical to say anything if you don't believe it, you say, let me do what?"

Brothers...... For men, this word can easily have a direct effect on people's hearts, for Liu Yu, who has been lonely for half his life, and even more so for Li Huihui, who has been lonely for a few lifetimes!

Therefore, the smile on Li Huihui's face brightened, and he pointed in the direction of the statue of the old moon, "Incense!

Liu Yu was also very decisive, stood up and walked over, bowed to the statue of the old moon, and took out three high incense sticks to prepare them.

Li Huihui said speechlessly: "You already have Xia Xue, why do you still worship the old moon?

Liu Yu's face turned red, and he quickly turned sideways, bowed to the statue of the God of Wealth lying in the corner on the side, and then 'borrowed' the incense burner in front of the god of the moon, and respectfully inserted the three incense sticks.

After doing all this, he complained: "You are also an immortal, why are you so sloppy with Grandpa Fortune? At least help him up!"

Li Huihui remembered the treacherous old way that night, and said angrily: "Have you ever seen an immortal who will be thrown away like garbage......?

Liu Yu was completely speechless now, he now couldn't tell whether Li Huihui really believed in God or fake God, but since he knew this thing, he had seen a lot of unbelievable things, so he could only smile bitterly and stop being verbose.

It's just that this time he learned to be obedient, and he didn't go to get the lottery holder in front of the moon god, but asked Li Huihui with his eyes.

Li Huihui patted his head, "I forgot to take out the God of Wealth sign...... Wait a minute!"

Then he ran to his room, only to hear the sound of ping-pong in the room for a long time, and finally he brought out a plastic canister with three small wooden sticks stuck in it.

Liu Yu fixed his eyes and said, "This is ...... Sticker?"

Li Huihui sighed, "There's no way, the God of Wealth came in a hurry, I didn't prepare anything, so I could only use a toothbrush barrel and an ice cream stick to replace it temporarily." ”

Liu Yu gasped, once again raising his understanding of the 'sloppy tradition' of this broken temple to a new level.

However, this shoddy 'stick holder' is really inconvenient to use, and Liu Yu shook it until his hand was about to cramp before he shook it out.

He bent down and picked it up and handed it to Li Huihui with ease, and even 'ask the master to solve his doubts'.

Unexpectedly, Li Huihui held the 'sign', but his face changed greatly, his hand covered his chest and took two steps back, "Oh, it's not good, look at the black hole in front of ......"