"Director Yu, I don't know when my knife certificate will come down." I asked Yu Ji with a smile.

"It's coming, it's been these two days." Yu Ji thought for a moment.

I smiled hesitantly, looked at Yu Ji with the brightest smile, and said, "Also, Director Yu, when I fought with that head fish king yesterday, my magic weapon money sword was wasted, and now I am missing a blade to take advantage of, do you see it..."

Hearing this, Yu Ji Chang breathed a sigh of relief, "Isn't it the Money Sword, I'll call someone to send you a hundred!" ”

After saying that, Yu Ji picked up the phone, and I hurriedly waved my hand to stop him: "Don't don't, Director Yu, your money sword is useless, ordinary exorcism is enough, let alone use it to subdue demons and eliminate demons." ”

"And what do you kid want?" Yu Ji put away the phone and asked.

"Director Yu, my money sword was handed down from the Sui Dynasty, and it killed countless demons, but it is not comparable to ordinary money swords, so the magic weapon I want must be old and have killed things, to..."

"Wait, wait!" Before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by Yu Ji, who looked at me and said, "What do you mean?" ”

"Monsters or people, you can."

"Okay, you go on!"

I continued: "It would be better if it could be used by those generals in ancient times, it would be better to be those famous generals in history, the kind of fierce generals who have left their names through the ages, such as Xiang Yu and Lu Bu, in short, the more people the owner of the weapon killed during his lifetime, the better!" ”

Yu Jibai glanced at me and said, "Where can I get you the weapons of those famous historical generals!" I don't even think I'm capable of that! ”

I smiled and said to Ji: "Director Yu, you are the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, as long as you talk to the director of the Municipal Museum, then you have to get a few powerful weapons from the museum, isn't it a matter of getting them by hand?" ”

"It's not that you kid thinks I'm a person, where do I have that ability in Yu Ji, those antiquities in the museum are all registered, if you suddenly lose a cultural relic, and it's a weapon, it will cause a lot of chaos, I don't dare to do that kind of thing, as for going to the door, don't think about it, I'm not familiar with the director of the city museum, and besides, I've never done anything like that in Yu Ji, you kid will save it!"

I laughed secretly in my heart, there are good and bad things, there are high and low, then these units are also high and low, the public security bureau is a unit, of course, it is a high-level kind, and museums, environmental protection bureaus are naturally low-level kinds, if Yu Ji really wants to do it, a phone call is fine, but if Yu Ji is unwilling, I will not force him.

I grumbled, "Hey, pity me for subduing demons and destroying demons, but in the end I can't even get a magic weapon to take advantage of, hey... It's sad. ”

"Alright, alright, alright!" Yu Ji waved his hand and said, "If you really want it, it's not impossible..."

Hearing this, I suddenly came to my senses, turned sideways and asked, "Director Yu, you agreed?" ”

Yu Ji glanced at me and said, "What do I promise you, I mean, if you really want it, you don't have to think of a way from me, you can ask... Ah, she! ”

As he spoke, Yu Ji pointed at Zi Ming Aya, and I immediately understood what Yu Ji meant, Zi Ming Aya was subordinate to the Special Things Investigation Department directly under the Central Committee, and his power was no less than that of Yu Ji, the director of the Public Security Bureau, and in some respects he could even completely crush Yu Ji.

I put on a smiling face and leaned over: "Sister Zi, you're the best, can you..."

"Yes!" Zi Ming Aya said to me with a sweet smile, which made me a little unbelievable in my ears, Zi Ming Aya actually agreed so easily?

No, there must be a ghost in this!

Sure enough, after Zi Mingyan had just finished saying this, before I could speak, she continued: "As long as you are willing to join the Special Affairs Investigation Department and become my sister's person, then my sister will naturally open the door for you." ”

"Join the Special Investigations Division?" I can't believe if what I heard really came from Zi Ming Aya's mouth, you must know that I am only fifteen years old, even if I work as a waiter in a restaurant, it is considered child labor, and the state unit actually wants me!

I looked at the old man and wanted to ask for his opinion, but the old man said, "Little baby, don't look at me, you can handle your affairs yourself!" ”

I know that the old man is going to let me take care of things on my own, and I have a nonchalant attitude towards joining this Special Affairs Investigation Section, and if joining them will give me a sword to take advantage of, I can join them.

I looked at Zi Ming Aya and said solemnly: "Sister Zi, have you thought about it, I'm only 15 years old now, if I join you, you won't be afraid that the police will come to find trouble?" ”

"Hahaha!" Zi Ming Aya covered her mouth and smiled: "Little brother, do you know why we are directly under the central government?" ”

"I don't know!" I honestly shook my head,

"It is precisely because of the special nature of our work that the objects we encounter are often inaccessible to ordinary people, so they are often blocked by ordinary people, so the central government has also given us a right!"

Speaking of this, Zi Mingyan's face suddenly became serious: "But all the people in my investigation department have the right to kill officials below the city level first, as long as they don't kill innocents indiscriminately, they don't have to bear any responsibility at all!" ”

Speaking of which, the old man and I were stunned, this is simply a murder certificate issued by the state!

I glanced at Yu Ji, but Yu Ji had a calm face, obviously knowing it for a long time.

"Sister Zi, let's talk about the treatment." I wasn't interested in killing, but the treatment sparked my interest.

Zi Ming Aya replied to that lazy look: "Of course, we are all human beings, and we also have to support our families, since we are working for the country, the treatment is naturally generous, the state allocates cars, and there is a monthly subsidy of 5,000 yuan, once you show your documents, you can also send local officials, and even if you buy a house, there are discounts, for example..."

Ziming Aya said a lot in one breath, if I didn't know that she was a member of the country, I would have thought she was engaged in pyramid schemes.

In fact, Ziming Aya said so much, what I care about the most is the first three, the national car, can the grade be worse?

The monthly subsidy of 5,000 yuan, now it is 98 years, if I join the high-paid class, I will directly run into the high-paid class, let alone in the village, even in the town, there are few people whose wages can be higher than mine!

The most important thing is the third one, Li Guangtian, that short and fat man yells in front of me all day long, if I have a certificate, he will dare to do this? I'm in a hurry to shoot him, do you cut it first and then play it, haha!

Of course, I can only be lustful in my mind, although Li Guangtian hates it, he is not guilty to death, and Ziming Aya does not say it, but he also knows that although he has the right to cut first and then play, he must not abuse it, otherwise he will be responsible for killing innocents by mistake.

"Little brother, what do you think?" Zi Ming Aya said to me in her seductive voice.

"What about the duties?!" I wasn't carried away by the charm of Ziming Aya, and asked soberly.

Zi Ming Aya continued: "With such a generous treatment, it is natural to pay a corresponding price, and the price is that when the country needs you, you have to run around to deal with things that ordinary people can't solve!" ”

"All over China?!" I couldn't help but ask, I wouldn't be able to afford this if I was left running around.

"No, no, no!" Zi Ming Aya shook her head and said: "There are Youfang scattered people in every area who are subduing demons and eliminating demons, and we will only attack when the Youfang monks can't solve it, we don't usually need to run much, and we can live like ordinary people." ”

This...

To tell the truth, I was really moved by the conditions that Ziming Aya said, I am now fishing for corpses with the old man, but after all, this is a job with no future, and I have to deal with the dead, if I can really work in a state unit and eat dead wages, it will be an iron rice bowl, and it will never rust!

I pondered for a long time, Zi Ming Aya quietly stayed by my side, she really wanted me to join the Special Affairs Investigation Section, follow her, her strength is not strong in the department, it can even be said to be the bottom of the existence, she urgently needs someone who can calm the field to help her, and I am the best person she thinks.

Although my physical age is only 15 years old, my soul is no worse than an adult after being unconsciously infected by the method of Liuding Liujia, and the most important thing is that the power I have now is not at all what a 15-year-old hairy child can have!

I raised my head suddenly, looked at Zi Mingyan, and said, "Sister Zi, you also know that I am only 15 years old now, I am still young, and it is okay for me to join you, but you can't send me too far within three years, at most I will be active in the province!" ”

"Yes!" Zi Ming Aya said without hesitation, her purpose now is just to keep me, as long as I keep her, she will have confidence in the group, and she can also change the fact that she is the second in 10,000 years.

Ziming Aya took out a form and a ballpoint pen from the small bag she was carrying: "Here you go, sign the information first!" ”

I took the form and glanced at it, it was just some basic information, and I picked up a ballpoint pen and filled it out in a few clicks.

"Oh also!" Zi Ming Aya took the form and cheered, it was like a child who got sugar, it was really, but it made me a little confused, I should be happy when I got a job with a dead wage, what is she happy about?

Ziming Aya changed her previous lazy appearance and said to me: "Little brother, I will send your information to the headquarters, your documents and other things will come down soon, and you will be good with my sister in the future, as long as my sister has a bite to eat, I won't be hungry for you!" ”

"Oh." I answered indifferently, not knowing why I had a feeling that I had been calculated.