Chapter 283: Going to the Cave House?

I stubbornly followed the little spiders to the cave next door. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd

In the middle of this cave, there is actually a pool, and the water in this pool is all gushing out of the cracks in the stones under the mountain, which is the real mountain spring water.

However, what surprised me was that the water of this mountain spring actually emitted white smoke and looked like a hot spring.

And next to this pool, there is a pile of clothes, and that pile of clothes is actually an ancient groom's clothes.

Sister, it's really a dog, and the human-faced spider is even ready for this groom's clothes, which is determined to marry me.

At this time, the little spiders next to me all retreated.

"Boom!" With a thud, they exited, and the stone door at the entrance of the cave suddenly closed.

In the whole cave, I was the only one left.

I hastened to investigate the cave, praying that there would be another exit from the cave, so that I could escape.

But I thought about it too much, this cave is closed, and the only exit is the one I just entered, but now, it has been closed by the stone gate.

"Husband, hurry up and take a bath!" Outside the cave, I heard the sound of a human-faced spider, urging me to take a bath.

I'm too lazy to bird it, so I won't wash it, and I can delay it for as long as I can.

At the same time, I said, "That... I'm taking a bath slowly, you wait a minute, marriage is a big event, you can't be sloppy, and you can't be in a hurry. ”

"Well, okay, husband, I'll wait for you to get married."

Hold the grass! This human-faced spider actually learned to speak in a human woman's voice, and it didn't make me vomit nauseously.

I didn't take off my clothes, I kept wandering around the cave, and at the same time, my brain was running rapidly to figure out how to find a way.

I'm still saying that one more second of delay is a second.

"Whew~~"

Time, like the wind, blew and more than an hour passed.

At this time, the human-faced spider outside was already impatient to wait.

In its opinion, taking a shower is a matter of minutes.

And I washed for an hour, and she felt a little wrong and suspected that I was deliberately delaying time.

Immediately, its cold voice resounded from outside, "Husband, are you deliberately delaying time?" ”

"Ahh

In order to paralyze this human-faced spider, I even called out my mother, and almost spit out...

But even though I was disgusting and wanted to vomit, I had to keep talking.

"Lady, that... We humans have to take a bath for a long time before we humans are in the cave room, this is the rule! ”

As soon as my words fell, the human-faced spider snorted coldly and said indifferently: "I don't care what rules you have, I will limit you to half a stick of incense, and come out immediately, otherwise, I will go in person." You don't like to take a bath, you can, I'll wash with you, even if you want to wash until you die, I'll accompany you! ”

Hold the grass! When I heard this, I almost scared my nose.

Want me to take a bath with this stinky spider? Moreover, I have to wash until I die, I can't wait to die immediately.

However, it also said, give me half a stick of incense time, so I have to continue to delay, and I won't go out until the last second.

I hurriedly said, "That... I'm almost done washing, it's almost fast, you wait a while, marriage is a big event, you can't rush, you have to take your time! ”

At this time, I put the groom's dress on my body directly, and I didn't go down to the pool to bathe.

At the same time, I prayed in my heart, that the naughty ghost would come back soon.

"Hey, by the way, it's been a long time since I've had a baby, why don't I ask her if there's anything I can do?" At this moment, my eyes lit up, and I thought of the pouch in my dragon ring.

Thinking of this, I quickly sank my mind into the Dragon Ring World, and then shouted loudly: "Pujia, Pujia, save me!" ”

"Huh~~" In the world of the dragon ring, a gust of wind suddenly blew, and in an instant, Pu Jia's figure slowly appeared in front of me.

She was still the same as before, unwilling to face me, and I could still only see her back.

Up to now, I have seen a lot of beautiful women, including Zhang Qingqing, Ren Xue, Liu Sisi, Xiaorong Sisters, Jingjing...

But there has never been one, and the back is beautiful.

Of course, that's just the back, and I don't know how her front looks.

At this time, Pu Jia snorted coldly and scolded: "Yan Huohuo, what are you thinking about again, you hit my mind on me, I tell you, I just have a good back, in fact, my face is very ugly, full of pockmarks..."

Rub, I forgot that Pu Jia can read minds, what I think, she doesn't have to ask at all, you can see it at a glance.

Just now, I was facing her back**, and she pierced me at a glance.

As for the pockmarks on her face, he didn't believe it when she killed me...

In the past, every time I sank my mind into the dragon ring, I always had to tease Pu Jia, but today I don't have that mind.

I just want to beg her to save me, to save me from that misery, and not to let me live with that stinky spider cave.

If I get robbed by a stinky spider, and it's... Maybe a bunch of little spiders will be born because of this, and even if I die, I will be disgusted and don't want to be reincarnated.

"Pu Jia, this time, you must find a way to save me." I pleaded to the leaf.

Pu Jia flicked her sleeves and said slowly: "Yan Huohuo, remember, in this world, no one can help you, only you can help you!" ”

"I'm sorry, I can't help you."

"Huh~~", a gust of fragrant wind shook on my face, and immediately, my mind retreated from the dragon ring space.

I opened my eyes, and my heart was as cool as if I had drunk a cart of Sprite.

This time, no one can help me anymore, and Pu Jia can't help me.

Perhaps, she can help, but she doesn't want to.

As she said, in this world, the only one who can help you is yourself.

"Ugh—" I sighed and clenched my fists.

It's a big deal, it's just death!

What is terrible!

"Husband, okay no! If I don't come out again, I'm going to come in. ”

At this time, I touched my arms, and suddenly, my eyes lit up.

"Sister, fight with it, fight!" Thinking of this, I stepped towards the entrance of the cave.

"Boom!" The door of the cave opened suddenly, and the human-faced spider was about to enter, and I happened to go out.

Like professional actor Stephen Chow, I started acting.

With a smile on my face, I said to the human-faced spider in front of me, "Lady, I've taken a bath, come, take my husband to the church to get married." ”

When the human-faced spider saw me like this, he was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes were happy.

It thinks I'm connected, and really wants to marry it... Thinking of tonight, being able to combine yin and yang with me, collect yang to supplement yin, and increase cultivation, she was extremely excited.

Immediately, it stretched out a spider's foot, and I, holding back my heart, stretched out my hand with a smile, grabbed one of her spider feet, and followed her towards the big cave outside.

This big cave outside, it is deliberately arranged.

The entire cave was arranged by it like a marriage hall, and in the center, there was also a red carpet.

At this moment, it turned its head and said to me with a smile on its baby-like face: "Husband, let's go, let's walk the red carpet together, and then worship heaven and earth at the front of the red carpet." ”

It can't wait, worship heaven and earth, and then the cave house.

I nodded and walked down the red carpet with it.

In the process, we were surrounded by a lot of small spiders, and they were 'snorting' and screaming. It's as if they're cheering and celebrating their queen.

We walked through the red carpet, worshiped the heavens and the earth, and were about to enter the stone chamber of the human-faced spider and begin the cave room.

But at this moment, I quietly saw that the naughty ghost had returned from there.

Its body, faint and transparent, passed through the stone and sank into the stone chamber where Jingjing and the others were.

"Great, naughty... It's back. Seeing this, I couldn't help but get excited, and said secretly in my heart.

But the more critical it is, the more I have to stabilize the human-faced spider.

At this time, I must delay it, and even, plot against it, and wait for the arrival of Master Ikkyu.

At that time, it's you... It's time to die of the human-faced spider!!

Thinking of this, I not only began to laugh on my face, but also laughed in my heart.

At this moment, the human-faced spider on the side 'giggled', and then, with its spider legs, led me into her bedroom.

At the same time, she smiled and said, "Come on, husband, let's go to the cave room, giggle... I deliberately made a big and soft new **! ”