Chapter Seventy-Three: The First Pit in History
The reaction of this pair of boys and girls also appeared in the second round of moviegoers, everyone came out untidy, crazy, and excited, which made the sweeping aunt completely confused.
It's been more than a decade since I worked in the unfathomable job of sweeping floors in a movie theater, but this is the first time I've seen a movie achieve such an effect!
"Could it be that this movie has a buff that increases the ability in some aspects?"
Itching, Aunt Sweeping decided to go back and pull her old man to watch a try......
Inside the small broken temple.
When Li Huihui said that he was ready to regain the lost ground, everyone's spirit shook violently.
It's been too aggrieved recently, and the Internet is full of overwhelming scolding, and his private social accounts are not included. I didn't even dare to go out of the door, for fear that I would be attacked by dimensionality reduction immediately after being recognized.
They never thought that now domestic special effects films have become rats crossing the street, and everyone shouts and beats. Before this special thing was screened, the hat of the 'King of Bad Movies' had already been handed over and forced to wear it, so as to nail you to the pillar of shame and serve as a wake-up call for future generations.
Especially Wang Jun, after the burden on his body was suddenly unloaded, his body became weak, and he simply sat down on the ground.
He is not to blame for this, but because his life has been too miserable.
The problem is also simple, when he first started making movies, he went back and briefly mentioned it to his daughter-in-law. Of course, I didn't dare to say that I was making movies, but I just said that I had found a high-paying career comparable to a 'chef'. The daughter-in-law thought about the credit card before and didn't ask much.
Wang Jun originally thought that after he became famous in one fell swoop, he would be able to regain his long-lost manhood and revive his husband! Unexpectedly, as soon as the promotional video of this 'magic sword' came out, when his daughter-in-law saw his face appear in the 'bad movie' that everyone shouted and beaten, and he was also the villain in the bad movie, she almost didn't let him kneel and break his leg that night.
The next day, he packed up his luggage and went back to his parents' house, wailing that he couldn't live this day, and how would he see people when he went out in the future? The noise attracted the attention of the neighbors, who thought that Wang Jun was committing domestic violence and almost called the police.
God is pitiful, I have always been the target of domestic violence, okay?!
Originally, something like this would have been over if it was made clear, but he was given a gag order by his brother and couldn't reveal anything about the movie.
Wang Jun, who suffered from the enemy in friendship and love, seems to have been fried in an oil pan, and he can hold on until now, he is really a real man!
However, now this hard life has finally come to an end, the street boys who insulted me, scolded me, and despised me before, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, Lao Tzu became rich overnight, returned to his hometown in fine clothes, and revitalized his husband's time!
Li Huihui looked at the hideous faces on everyone's faces, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart. Don't look at him always looking calm, deep down there is still a little uncertainty.
What if the special effects are incomparable, even if the emperor himself waives the flag and shouts for himself? This life is like a rugged and winding path, and you never know if there is a beast hidden in the bushes in front of you, which will pounce on you and push you to the ground and rub hard.
Therefore, nine times out of ten, those who are unsatisfactory in life probably mean this.
Fortunately, I haven't been unlucky enough to stuff my teeth when I drink cold water, everything is moving forward step by step, and what I need to do now is to pour another barrel of oil when the fire of the 'Magic Sword' burns!
With that in mind, he spoke again.
"Who has acquaintances in a law firm?"
Everyone was stunned when they suddenly heard such a sentence without a beginning or an end, but it was the gold ingots who took the lead in reflecting it.
"Master, isn't it?"
Li Huihui glanced at the gold ingot.
"Yes, that's it!"
'Smack!'
Wang Xue slapped the back of the gold ingot's head.
"What are you two riddles about?
The gold ingots glanced at Wang Xue resentfully.
Although it is said that pinching persimmons should be picked and pinched softly, you can't just catch one pinch!
In addition to complaining, there is also a little smugness.
Why do you say that I can enter the Master's door? If nothing else, our understanding alone can throw you mortals off a hundred and eighty streets!
Thinking of this, he said in high spirits.
"What Master means is that we are about to become famous, and it's time to find a law firm to act as our legal counsel, so that it can come in handy when there is a lace scandal in the future!"
"Smack!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head.
Li Huihui is so angry, everyone is a pit father, this guy is good, after the pit father, the pit brother, the pit brother pit the master, go all the way to the pit all the way, what's the matter, are you a humanoid excavator?
"Li Huihui, is that what you mean?"
Ye Qingqing stuck in his waist and glared at Li Huihui angrily, he had the momentum that once Li Huihui confirmed this idea, he would immediately raise his knife to martyr him.
"Qingqing, you have been wronged! My feelings for you are heaven and earth, and I am unswerving! What kind of character does the gold ingots have, you still don't know? What he says is not as reliable as his fart!"
The aggrieved gold ingots are about to cry, and they can't figure out how they have become a living target for human flesh, specifically blocking arrows for others!
"Then what do you mean, make it clear to the old lady!" Ye Qingqing was still unrelenting.
"I mean, let's get to the point where we settle accounts after the fall, find a law firm, send the lawyer's letter to the person who hacked us, and give us a warning first!"
When they heard this meaning, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, only the gold ingots were still trying to struggle.
"Master, the public relations group that deals with lace scandals is also in need!"
"Come on, close the door, let Zhao Xue go!"
"Asia~hemp~fall~"
After discussing the next move, everyone dispersed one by one, carefully following the master's instructions, ignoring the crazy moviegoers, and quietly waiting for the dust to settle.
After everyone had finished and Qingqing had returned to his room, Li Huihui was still sitting in place, stroking the bridge of his nose with his right index finger, and fell into deep thought.
The big picture is settled, but there is a more important issue that has not yet been resolved. The red line in his body has grown to a limit, and he only needs a wedge to break through it.
However, this kind of thing has always been unpredictable, and if you are unlucky, you can't find it for ten or eight years. If you're lucky, you can break through when you go to the toilet and squat in a pit!
If this problem is not solved, it will always feel like a fish in the throat, and it seems that it is time to ask Xu Dongxiang again......
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Liu Bide, as a well-known big V anchor on 'Duck Neck', after accepting a commission to frantically smear the domestic movie 'Magic Sword', he didn't expect it to have a lot of impact on the Internet, and his fans have increased several times, I have to say, it is a surprise.
In the past few days, my little life has been so prosperous and colorful. If this trend continues, the number of fans will exceed 10 million, and the traffic is comparable to Cai Kunkun, which is not a dream!
With the idea of 'in-depth communication with many female fans', he clicked on his 'duck neck' personal homepage.
Today, how many stupid X's blind conformists have become the sword I held in my hand when I reached the pinnacle of my life?
"Da Keng, because of you, Lao Tzu queued up all night and didn't buy a ticket for the 'magic sword'!"
The first thing that caught my eye was such a comment, xxx froze for a moment, and then smiled.
"Well, it seems that I haven't woken up yet, and I'm hallucinating. Let me make a cup of tea and open it differently. ”
He turned off the screen, got up and made a cup of tea, and then clicked on his personal homepage again.
In such a short period of time, the top comments have been replaced by new ones.
"Garbage movie review, I don't know about the 'magic sword' at all, come here with a pig's nose and onions, what kind of image is it! Now Lao Tzu has been blacklisted, and he can't buy a ticket, do you commit suicide by cutting your stomach, or Lao Tzu will come to help you with mercy!"
His hands began to tremble a little, and he trembled and clicked on the film review he had previously published on "Duck Neck" to discredit "Magic Sword".
As soon as he saw the comments below the movie review, he was stunned, the teacup in his hand slipped to the ground, shattered, and the boiling water spilled on his legs unconsciously.
"Where is your house? I'm on my way here with a forty-meter-long knife, and I'm going to have a good chat with you!"
Thanks to you, I didn't get a ticket, and I wish you a good family and a full house of children and grandchildren!"
"This is what you call a bad movie?" (Attached is a photo of the endless queue at the 'Magic Sword' ticket office.) )”
“......”
There are many more such comments, but the content is basically unanimous, all of them are insulting xxx because of spreading rumors, which led to his failure to buy tickets in time, or he has been blacklisted and can no longer buy tickets!
What's even more strange is that today's Internet police seem to have all quit work, and the usual swear words that are typed out and directly become *** are now presented in a red way.
Liu Bide's face turned pale in an instant, and cold sweat flowed down his forehead.
Holding on to the last bit of luck, he clicked to check his fan value, and finally completely despaired.
What started as a seven-digit number of followers has now become a three-digit following: 250!
There are many situations similar to this, because many netizens who can't buy tickets are so aggrieved that they can't do it, under the leadership of those netizens who have become blacklisted, they are like locusts crossing the border, directly sweeping the entire network.
As long as there is a little bit of smearing the 'magic sword' before this, they will all become the targets of their bombing! Moreover, it is still the kind of back-and-forth bombing, indiscriminate smashing bombing!
The major UP masters and big Vs all collapsed and fell to the ground softly.
It's all over now, and I actually capsized in the gutter, blaming myself for being too greedy, it's very common to pit others, and pit myself like this, which can be regarded as the first pit in history, right?