I, the man in red, may not believe it, I was dazed yesterday, and I suddenly couldn't remember many things when I woke up this morning.

I may have lost my memory.

Do me a favor and help me see where I lost my memory....

Liu Yuan's mind came to mind when he pretended to have amnesia.

Even elementary school students can't be fooled by this!

Liu curled away his chaotic thoughts and looked at the alarm clock on the bedside table.

It's already four o'clock?

Forget it, I don't want to think about it, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.

Whatever, let's go to sleep first.

Until the strong sunlight, the ass is hot.

Liu Yuan woke up violently, what is burning in the groove?

Suddenly, he saw Mito Lairi lying on the edge of the bed with a magnifying glass in her hand, her eyes playful.

"The man in red, you've finally woken up, I've already cooked the meal, go downstairs and eat."

What about the field I laid out?

Liu Yuan subconsciously glanced at the door, the door was wide open, and the red raincoat was lying on the ground dying, wrinkled and cracked, and there was a bone stick stuck in the middle, which was obviously not lightly destroyed.

Liu Yuan's heart was shocked, because he felt a pair of cold little hands around his waist, surrounding his waist.

When I turned my head to look, I saw Kanna.

Kanna's eyes were closed, her expression was serene, and she seemed to be asleep.

"This.... What the hell is going on? ”

Mito Laili pursed her lips and ignored Liu's question.

He had just woken up and was still in a state of confusion.

But fortunately, he is not a real human being, and his spirit is condensed, and it is indeed much smoother.

Thoughts swirled.

Liu Yuanyuan figured it out, it seems that this is Japan's famous night attack, right?

Think of these precautions you've done.

It seems that I'm still too young, and how can this little defense stop Kanna.

Liu Yuan sighed.

Kanna Stealing +1.

She's pretending to be asleep?

Turning his head violently, he saw that Kanna's eyes were still closed, and his expression was the same as when he touched it just now.

Okay, dare to pretend to be garlic.

Liu Yuan thought about it, and a big hand involuntarily reached into the futon.....

Kanna remained silent.

See how long you can fit it.

Liu Yuan became more and more bold, and the big hands in the quilt were like spiritual snakes swimming around.

"Hmmm! ~。 Kanna couldn't help but hum.

Immediately, Liu Yuanyuan saw Shennai's open eyes and a calm look.

Or maybe it's fearless.

Okay, still pretending, see that Lao Tzu won't do you today.

Liu Yuan turned over and suppressed Shennai.

Kanna still looked at him with that fearless look.

Liu Yuan was angry, and he unbuttoned his belt.... And then.... Belch.... Sorry to bother.

Mito Riley watching the battle with great interest: "???" (How did it stop?) )

....................... (Dividing Line)..................

"Hmph." Liu Xuan, who was in the hall, was viciously picking up the rice.

Although he doesn't need to eat, his body still has some activity, and he needs to eat to maintain the day's mobility expenses, and the only drawback is that he can't taste it.

"When will the chickens be given to me?" Liu Yuanyuan finally couldn't help but ask.

"What chicken?" Mito Riri's eyes lit up.

"It's none of your business, go aside." Liu curled up the meal and slammed the bowl on the table.

Startled, Laili cautiously looked at Kanna, who was kneeling on the ground and elegantly arranging flowers.

Kanna was wearing a graceful red and black kimono today, with five or six delicate hairpins pinned to her head, with an elegant posture and a dignified expression, as if she hadn't heard Liu Yuan's question.

Liu Yuanyuan looked at Kannai pretending not to hear what he was saying, and after adding, he confirmed his eyes, he was a person who couldn't be beaten.

For the first time in his life, he regretted it and opened the box sealed by Kanna.

If you don't listen to your predecessors, you will suffer in front of you, and you regret that you shouldn't have listened to your predecessors.

No wonder the seniors warned again and again, and Liu Yuanyuan felt remorse in his heart when he thought of yesterday's recklessness.

I thought I was talking about my predecessors, and I didn't understand the customs, so I picked up a big bargain.

I didn't expect to pick up a cheap one, but a housekeeper's wife.

It is estimated that the reason why the predecessors sealed her in the first place was because she couldn't stand it and couldn't beat it, right?

Whenever he thought of this, Liu Yuanyuan wanted to hit himself in the mouth.

Why am I so cheap?

Other people's houses keep money, and it's up to me...... The past is unbearable.....

Liu Yuan was heartbroken, and was about to come up with a tactic of splashing and rolling.

Kanna asked gracefully and calmly, after planting the last flower, with her back to him.

"Husband, aren't you going out to run errands? Now you can take Laili out on errands, and I'm sure you'll not mess with it. ”

Aren't you afraid that I'll mess with flowers?

Ghost letter, if you have the ability to return my chicken, I promise to let you go out and buy a pack of cigarettes for me, and you can meet nine women who have been by me.....

Thinking of the fair-skinned and beautiful girls, Liu Yuanyuan suddenly felt a little depressed.

As for being called husband or something, he also admits it, whoever calls the chicken is where the people are, and there are children....

That's right kid!!

MMP! I forgot that Lao Tzu somehow had an extra child.

What a ghost, child, I like to be a father at the beginning?

It seems that this kid is really a ghost.

It's also weird, but it's not human anyway.

Liu Yuan thought nonsense.

By the way, take away my and don't let me touch her, and you're afraid that I'll go out and mess around, could it be because of pregnancy?

When Liu Yuanyuan knew about her previous life, it seemed that pregnant women were forbidden to have sex during pregnancy, so as not to cause fetal gas.

There seems to be a joke that a couple can't help having sex during pregnancy, and the child is full of resentment as soon as it is born, and opens his mouth to cry: Dad, Dad, what did I do wrong? Why do you keep poking me with a stick.....

Could it be this reason, Liu Yuanyuan recalled the previous scene, how to touch Shenna before, she was very obedient, but as soon as she pressed on her body, she .....

As soon as Liu Yuan recalled, he felt a wave of humiliation welling up in his heart.

At that time, he really planned to overlord the bow, and then remembered that he didn't have chickens.....

Then Kanna became furious, like a hen guarding her calf, and finally she was shot at the wall....

Nothing to hang on the wall, I'm used to it anyway.

The problem was that his pants were all off at the time.....

It was a star-feat.

Liu Yuanyuan still doesn't dare to think about it.

It's still not strong enough.

Sooner or later I'm going to turn over and be the master, and let you kneel and sing conquest.

Liu Yuan said secretly in his heart.

Good thing I have a golden finger.

Open the milestone system at your fingertips.

[Properties panel is open]

Properties panel:

Strange Tale Sequence 2020K: The Man in the Red Raincoat

Attribute:

Parasitic power: 11 (10~100 in infancy) (1000 emotion points are required for each point of increase.) )

Popularity: 1 (Only a few people know of your existence, and your situation is precarious.) Note: Let more people know about your existence. )

Strange Talk Ability:

Command: Control a creature below your level.

Unstable Luck Fluctuation + (Passive): Activated passively within the line of sight, this ability randomly applies to a target, increasing or decreasing their luck. (The opponent's luck gets worse, the initiator gets better luck, and vice versa.) (This ability is incomplete, please improve it yourself.) )

Rainy Night Battle+: Rainy Night Weather, immune to physical attacks, and increased combat power by 20%. (Note: You are a nocturnal creature and will not be affected by the rain.) )

Imperishable: As long as someone has not forgotten you, you will be resurrected. (The more people who know you, the faster you can respawn.) Note: The death of strange talk is to be forgotten....)

Possession of a weapon: Red Umbrella of the Black Realm. (Note: The umbrella is the body) [Ability Effect: Stamina. Black film. 】

Red raincoat + (secondary body) [Ability: waterproof, hidden. 】

【Cherish the second life..... But maybe you're not ..... life]

(Note: You are no longer a child, you have to learn to make soy sauce by yourself.....)

Current Item: Rusty fruit knife. [Efficacy: None]

Sentiment Value:

Negative sentiment (charged\converted): 95000

Positive Emotions (Collected\Transformed): 1314 (Note: Emotions can be used as food for strange stories and to improve one's strength and increase survivability.) )

(Note 2: Sentiment is also the currency of strange trading.) )

[Milestone Branch (2): Substitute. Yours used to be an eyeball collector, and you were also the legend of the man in red who stopped crying in the city. When you die, you didn't become a man in red, please look for the one who will replace you. 】

Find him and kill him. Let him understand that even if you are dead, it is not something that a cat or a dog can pretend. 】

[Milestone Branch 3: Spread your prestige.] 】

[Announce your new life to the world.... Your arrival....]