Chapter 43: The Missing Thor

The dagger levitating in front of me brought me not only disappointment, but also a kind of confusion;

If the direction this dagger is pointing in is really the swamp of the Eye of the Yellow Spring, doesn't that mean that what I am doing now is "praising my father and chasing the sun"? The position of the swamp is always changing, and no matter how long my legs are, I will never see its lineup;

As soon as such thoughts poured out, I suddenly felt a little like being treated as a monkey, and the most important thing was: I knew that I was being played as a monkey, and I knew that I had already given birth to a murderous intention, but I hadn't even seen the appearance of my opponent, and every move and style seemed to hit cotton.

"Bald, it seems that we have to go back ......", there was some helplessness in my voice, and the bald man also heard something strange at this time, stood up and walked next to me, and the strangeness of the dagger naturally fell into his eyes;

There was silence for a few minutes, so quiet that you could hear the roar of ants, if there were any;

"Wu, don't count on it, we can't find water, we can't go back with the tiger on our backs like this", the bald man's lips were a little chapped in the faint light, and he said as he turned back and sat down under the giant tree;

I wanted to ask him if he wanted to leave the tiger girl here, and immediately warned myself not to make such a joke with him at this juncture, people's reason is not always sober, especially in the current dilemma, such a joke will bring death to yourself!

Of course, this is just a joke, I absolutely believe that the bald man will not leave the tiger girl, and I can't guarantee that this bald man can't wait to die with her or rot together, and why should I be that bad guy?

"Why is the place we're going to revolve around us like the sun in the sky?" , the bald man pulled out the tender grass under his feet, and said far away from the soil;

I wanted to tell him about my magnetic field judgment, but after thinking that even if I told him about the concept of magnetic field, it would be impossible for Rao to understand that he was a bald man and different from those natives, so I said:

"You should be the gods of these giant trees, who don't want us to go out of the woodland, and want to leave us as fertilizer for their children and grandchildren";

"Are you saying that there really is a wood god in this world?" When the bald man heard this, he immediately sat up straight and looked at me and asked;

"Have the fear of God, what if? The first one bent down and swallowed you alive! I said maliciously looking at the bald man's embarrassed expression;

"Is the wood god also like the god of thunder who specializes in killing the wicked?";

The bald man was a little skeptical of my words, I understood his current mood, the bald man was a man who never believed in ghosts and gods, even on the island where he was with Huya, he would rather live a day stealing chickens and dogs and gnawing leaves, than worship the sun god enshrined on that island, even if it was at the expense of his right to reproduce.

"The wood god and the thunder god do kill wicked people like you, don't you always kill the people under the big tree when you don't see thunder?" , I felt more and more that the bald man was very cute, and immediately sat down to tease him;

"If I believe in their wood god now, will the wood god take us out of this forest?" As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the tiger girl who was still lying on the ground;

"Yo, you've changed sex, bald?" I said with a grin;

"As long as I can get out alive, you make me believe that I am willing to rub the mud off your body", the bald man paused;

When a person reaches this point, I don't understand what he is thinking, this is a kind of compromise, for the sake of the woman he loves;

"You might as well believe in the god of thunder, the god of thunder not only splits people, sometimes even these giant trees that have done evil things", I looked up at the towering ancient trees that covered the clouds and the sun, and thought in my heart: Lao Tzu has never done anything to scatter virtue since he was a child, but there is really a thunder god in the sky, please you can always split accurately......

After listening to my words, the bald man sighed: "In other words, the wood god is actually the leader here and is responsible for life and death, and the thunder god is the one who is in charge of the wood god here?" ”;

As he spoke, he turned around from the side of the tree, learned from the way I worshiped the wooden statue of "Lao Tan" every month, picked up two or three twigs and inserted them on a small dirt bag that he had just piled up with his hands and knelt down: "Lei Shanman, the old woman used to say that you can do anything, I don't believe it, and she peed on you... I don't have good eyes, so I don't have long hair, and I don't recognize you as a god, so I'll give you a few straw sticks first, and we will know each other today, and we will often move around in the future. ”;

I don't think the bald man's solemn appearance is a joke, but his godly words are a joke no matter how they sound.

The bald man looked at me, and said: "This little bit of wood and grass branches is a meaning today, you take the wooden board and engrave my account, in the future, when the person behind me worships his wooden god, I will also give you a few pillars of fragrant grass branches, and also sprinkle wine and drink for you, I know that you are not good at accepting me in public, it's okay, you can let the little girl around you come to help you collect it."

I'll let the mute and the cripple take her back to you, and if you can let the leader of the wood god here take us out first? ......”;

The bald man's words became more and more outrageous, and the more he spoke, the more he spoke, the more boundless he became, and I hurriedly interrupted: "If there is really a thunder god, I will hit a thunderbolt to kill you poor mouth now!" Save your saliva, which superior unit have you ever seen that allows subordinates to take credit? ”;

The bald man obviously didn't understand what credit meant, and said with his back to me: "You know a fart, Thor, his old man may have a large family to feed, I may be able to feed several people from them, you hurry up, don't worship that broken wood in the future, worship Thor!" ”;

The bald man said as he got up and dragged me to join him in the second sin, and it seemed that the lord did not seem to realize how poor he was at all, maybe this was how he prayed...

His hand grabbed my arm and pulled me down, and I laughed and cursed, "Fuck off!" As soon as he pushed the goods to the ground, he inadvertently pushed the bald man back to the giant tree, and rubbed his back against the bark, so painful that he grinned;

Although I am an atheist, but the reverence for the idol of "Lao Tan" is unswerving, don't forget the "twenty-three", every month on this day I live in fear, for fear that something will happen again, but after suddenly lost here, my calendar card has never been updated, and I don't know what day it is, I hope it is not the twenty-three;

"If there is really a thunder god, you will be by the words of your thief bald man just now!" As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly turned to the bald man and asked:

"Huh? Bald, have you ever heard thunder here? ", I asked;

"No, what's wrong? Didn't we just start praying? ", said the bald man, rubbing the pain in his back;

"What about the rain? We've been here since the Stone House, has it rained? I asked again;

The bald man was a little dazed, not understanding what I was trying to ask, but shook his head and said, "I've only seen fog";

"What about the gale? A strong wind like the one on our island is not this kind of yin wind that doesn't hurt or itch", I asked;

This time he seemed to understand something, suddenly looked up at me and said, "I don't think I've even seen a white cloud!" ”

I was a little surprised: I really didn't pay attention to the color of the clouds, but how could an island by the sea be windless and rainless for nearly two months?

When he saw that I did not speak, he stood up with his hands on his body;

At this moment, with the afterglow of the sun shining through the leaves, I suddenly saw a few strange streaks faintly appearing on the surface of the giant tree he had just rubbed against his back!